Evangelical Linebacker

[CRISPYCRUNCH20]

Lol that's really funny

[lemonsqueezze]

1:49 :))

[Mortis]

2:26 cock to the face!!

[YoungJeezyCOD]

@Mortis Really, on a Christian video?

[nateisgreat1134]

i'm a lover not a fighter babay

[MinorCheese777]

2:25

[riddler251]

Send these guys to my house, and they are liable to not leave.

[animeluislover]

"IF YOU PROCRASTINATE, YOU'LL OPEN UP A GATE TO A BEAT DOWN"

OMGOSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA XDDD

[cjsvids]

2:26!

[rangernator1]

ROFL!!! awesome!

[Masterdarwin88]

Awesome video. "YO MAMA RAISED YOU BETTA THAN THIS, BOY! Dont make me blow yew up no mor..." xD

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

if you procrasinate, you will open the gate to a BEATDOWN!

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

"THAT'S OLD TESTEMENT! OLD!"

"Thanks for the coffee"

"You're welcome. YO' MAMA RAISED YOU BETTA THAN THAT, BOY!" XD

[Masterdarwin88]

Awesome Video.

Bet that Linebacker wont make it to the NFL~

[bigDandtheSkaKid]

4TH & 1; JERRY RICE; WHAT'CHU GON' DO!? THAT DON'T COMPARE TO 4TH & 1 IN ETERNITY!!

...haha.

[McCoy196]

I met this guy at a youth convention in Columbus once. He's a very entertaining guy, and a very good speaker.

[cgoJesusFreak42]

Sometimes I blow you up. But it's cuz I love you.

[cindeemorgan]

Lol! Very creative. Thanks for sharing. May God continue to bless all of your efforts for His Kingdom!

[CRoadwarrior]

ROFL....I think me and the "Evangelical linebacker" need to team up.

[ndanatswa]

haha

[FlyingAce1015]

parody to Office line backer lol

[stopcicles]

So let me get this straight... keeping your faith to yourself and realizing that the things which convince that your faith is true are by their very nature deeply personal and would not constitute evidence to anyone else is prideful? But possessing enough certainty to preach the unprovable to others is humility? This is a crime against rationality.

[jmoshkowski]

Clearly this is just a spoof.

[bballin4life1000]

2:56

HAHA "YOUR NEXT"!!

[GetintheknowvoteO]

HAHA!!! "He loves you, but it might hurt." HAHA!!!

[ELMOcall911]

AHAHAHHAHA MAN WHICH ONE IS WORSE EVANGELICS OR TALIBANS? TALIBANS: YOU DONT KILL I KILL ME...EVANGELICS: ILL BLOW YOU UP OUT OF LOVE.....AHHAHAHAHAH man what has the world come to?

[Menn0knight]

@meteorologist15 Man you got it wrong, Jesus was just as prone to sin as any one of us. That is why he can say, "I know where you have been."

[mike2915]

Can Jesus heat a microwave burrito so hot that he cannot eat it?

[mike2915]

wow...i don't even know where to start.

[meteorologist15]

Everything in the universe is designed the most proper and orderly that can be possibly designed. The probability of everything coming about by some giant explosion (chance) is virtually zero. Whenever, I look at the sunset or the sky, I remind myself there is no way that all of this was created by pure chance, but instead was created by an all powerful Designer.

[meteorologist15]

btw, please educate me on Pascal's wager...The second law of thermodynamics does apply to the universe. It applies to everything, not just a closed system. Define closed system...there is proof that the sun is burning out, and the earth is slowing down (part of the universe).

[meteorologist15]

I'm talking about evolution in regards to humans coming from monkeys. Everybody could agree in the evolution of the car, or the evolution of technology. There isn't any proof of evolution in the present day, nor any in the fossil record. In fact, there are so many evidences of an enormous flood with regards to fossils in different layers of soil.

[meteorologist15]

There is absolutely NO EVIDENCE that suggests there is no God. In fact, there are more contradictions in an atheistic point of view than truths in a Christian point of view. Evolution also contradicts itself in hundreds of ways, and I could name all of them if you want me to. Here's a simple one: the second law of thermodynamics...(a scientific law)...says that everything in the universe tends to disorder. But evolution says that everything tends toward order...contradiction.

[mike2915]

Interesting

[mike2915]

The second law of thermodynamics applies to a closed system not to the universe. Evolution actually makes sense- complexity developing from simplicity. I don't see why theists are so threatened by evolution.

[pcaflint]

We are not threatened we just realize it is a stupid theory and even the man who came up with the theory gave his life to Jesus before he died and said he wished he would have never published the theory(idea) of evolution cause it simply isn't true.

[meteorologist15]

God is truth. God invented truth. Without God, there is no truth. Because the Bible is the infallible Word of God, it is the truth. It is the standard of everything that exists. Where do you think law comes from? ...Hammurabi?...where did he get it?...we made it up?...so therefore we can make up a law that says murder is good???? NO! God is perfect and holy. He created all things, including the law with the Ten Commandments. It has been the standard of law of all history to this very day.

[meteorologist15]

emeralds222, I see you're debating a whole lot on "truth." You say that "truth is truth," but you fail to explain what makes "truth" the real truth. Why is it true? How do you know it's true? Many philosophers (many of them atheists), have asked this question to themselves many times, and ALL have come up with the conclusion that "we can't really know anything, and we can't really know what is true." Of course, this is absolutely absurd.

[pcaflint]

I have had debates with philosophers and i have found they have no clue what truth is they try to figure out human existence through logic and that is not possible.

[meteorologist15]

"No, Jews & Muslims do not KNOW he existed. They have only heard since they were children that "He" did as have I." So basically what you're saying is that I've "heard" of Hitler, WWII, WWI, Napoleon, etc., and because I didn't personally "know" them, they never existed. WTF?...of course they existed, and so did Jesus Christ.

[1thess523]

Well reading all the comments it seems that"emeralds222" has all the proof that God is not real while christians will never have proof that He is real. How convenient for him, Here's what I told an athiest kid that was so smart that he missed the plain and easy truth of God's word. I have nothing to lose when I die because I have lived for Christ and have bettered my life, the kid has every thing to lose when he finds out he was wrong because he lived only for himself. FREE WILL is a gift.

[mike2915]

Your argument is basically a restatement of Pascal's wager. Of course, the only problem with that argument is that it could apply to any religion.

[reddevils508]

Have you considered that the Author of Tower of Babel is an atheist and thus has an agenda to try to disprove tha validity of the Bible. Just because somebody wrote a book doesn't mean it's right. that is that person's opinion and belief.

I don't agree with it and would never believe in it. Christians reserve that right to believe in the truth of the Bible and Jesus. Unlike those who believe in the views of radical Islam, they would harm you for speaking against their faith. we wouldn't.

[fupasrsquishy123]

This is awesome! Anti Venom, it was supposed to copy it and just be a different version of it.

[AntiVenomFangX]

lets copy terri tate office linebacker.... because our chirsitan brains cant think too hard

[christbodybuilder]

Jesus is Lord!!

[MercyRains777]

yes i would but emeralds has dropped the conversation.

[zeMusicluver]

he was at D2S! I love this!

[HoistxthexColorsxfan]

hate to bust all the heated arguments, but aint this a very funny vid?!?! xD

[airforce629]

Ahahahaha this is an older one i sall the new one its better more people get hit =]

[ZurthBarsad]

All I can say is this, brother: If your right. We all die and are worm food, so the followers of Christ still have nothing to fear. BUT, if we are right, then when we die, we get MASSIVE, ETERNAL rewards. Its a win/win situation for us.

[FromBoomTown]

You're right about that; but I hope that's not the only reason you believe. If it is, then you'd be admitting that your belief is shallow.

[ZurthBarsad]

of course not. lol. I believe because creation itself has more evidence for God than it does for man. I believe because Christ has done so many amazing things for me. I just can't ignore it.

[emeralds222]

How about teaching youth the truth for a change. Tell then the real origin of the bible and their religion so that they can break free from it!

Indoctrination of young minds is indeed child abuse and frankly, wrecks their minds. Leave them alone and let them study real science and real facts.

Let me teach them how Jesus most likely NEVER EXISTED! How historians can find ZILCH for credible evidence of his existence. Also teach them to stay away from your horrid religion.

[bornagain001]

"Indoctrination of young minds is indeed child abuse and frankly, wrecks their minds."

And ATHEISM gives them HOPE ...HOW?

[emeralds222]

Are you justifying lying to youth?

TRUTH is TRUTH. There isn't my truth versus your truth, truth simply is. If you think destroying the ability for youth to think rationally for themselves is a good thing, then you are EVIL and nothing better.

There was NOT a person who was EVER turned into a pillar of salt, nor a chariot that went up into the sky, nor the sun and moon stopped, nor water turned into wine.

Your promotion of the ASSININE is CHILD ABUSE PERIOD!

Does that answer your ?

[bornagain001]

Here is the problem. YOU (and all of us) are BORN INTO SIN. We are born with a SIN nature. We are not children of God but children of SATAN. If we do NOTHING with our children they will in fact, EMBRACE the SIN nature they were born with. That's why we have the homosexual problems we have today. They have embraced their SIN. Unless our children are made to realize THEIR SIN separates them from God and the TRUTH He has for them, they will forever remain in DARKNESS....MUCH LIKE YOU.

[emeralds222]

No, You LIE and make preposterous UNFOUNDED claims.. You KNOW no more than any of the 6.7 billion people on this planet about supernatural ANYTHING. You spout your twisted beliefs and claim them as facts. You do not KNOW THEM as facts, therefore you are a LIAR.

BEWARE OF FALSE TEACHERS! Well bingo, you hit the mark. If you BELIEVE something, then you should preface it as such. If you don't ,you are simply a prideful, haughty spirit. And I SAY, a CHILD ABUSER WRECKING YOUNG BRAINS

[bornagain001]

"No, You LIE and make preposterous UNFOUNDED claims."

They certainly would appear unfounded to those who live in DARKNESS.

"You KNOW no more than any of the 6.7 billion people on this planet about supernatural ANYTHING."

Of course we do. We have God's INFALLIBLE, UNERRING Word as our guide.

"You do not KNOW THEM as facts,"

We know them as TRUTHS!

[emeralds222]

Appear? Really? Chariots really do fly off into space? Serpents really talk? "God" really wrestled with a human? Noah and the Ark really happened? Languages were all formed about 4000 years ago from the Tower of Babel?

Liar.... you make claims about the bible that you couldn't possibly know and are proud of yourself for doing so. Did "GOD" personally talk to you audibly letting you know this?

Truth simply IS. You can't create it nor can I. Your LIES don't change that fact.

[xxSPARTAN121212xx]

no but its in the bible and God had people write it

[emeralds222]

Really? Did "God" tell you this personally? My you have INCREDIBLE POWERS beyond any other human on Earth! Why would "God" have fallible men write for him when he could just poof bibles into existence that were original?

We have no original anything of the bible, but I suppose you knew that. Even the dead sea scrolls are just copies of copies.

And then there was the centuries to wait for the guttenburg press. But I suppose you are well read in history right?

Another claim & lie

[andrewfist]

Who dont you take a leap of faith. Well find out who is right in the end

[MercyRains777]

over the weekend, i got to see a man named Greg Stier talk to us. he told about one time when he was walking in the mall and he saw one dude dressed in black so he went to share the gospel with him and the guy said he was satinist. later that day the satinist was making fun of him with a bunch of girls so Greg went over to him and they were all lauging in his face. he asked for 2 minutes to share Jesus with them and in just 2 minutes he led 6 people to christ. that my friend. is the power of God

[emeralds222]

What is more important to you: Truth? or Living comfortably with a fantasy?

Greg Stier is a liar. If you can't see this, consider yourself among the gullible and foolish.

What is your definition of leading people to "Christ"? Is it simply testifying? Or did these six people accept "Jesus" as their personal savior? In any case this story is simply a bunch of bull and certainly isn't true.

Satanists, of which there are very few, are just as delusional as there is no "Satan" either.

[MercyRains777]

these people accepted Jesus (without the quotation marks)

Gospel

God created us to be with him

Our sin separates us from God.

Sins cannot be removed by good deeds.

Paying the price for sin Jesus died and rose again

Everyone who trusts in Him alone has eternal life.

Life that's eternal means we will be with Jesus forever!

[emeralds222]

"Jesus" is a myth. There definitely was NEVER a half/god half/man that flew up into heaven without a space suit.

If you believe in such a nonsensical thing, you have been brainwashed into believing so and you are a delusional person.

The whole idea of a human having to die to forgive you for sins is also bronze age thinking and ridiculous. You drink his blood and eat his flesh ceremoniously (and according to the bible are supposed to imagine it as actual) in horrific glee.

SICK

[MercyRains777]

im not gonna argue with you about it.

you believe in whatever you believe in.

ill believe in Jesus and that he is my personal savior.

[emeralds222]

There is no argument is. There are those who give a damn about truth, and those who don't.

"Jesus" is a PROVEN mythical character, however many of the sayings sure do ring home with hypocritical people.

Beware of false teachers, beware of false preachers, beware of ravenous wolves in sheeps clothing, beware of men in robes who wish to rob widows of their homes.

You know, I would like to add: beware of adults who love to rape the minds of our youth by teaching to believe in myth as fact

[MercyRains777]

proven by who? you are one of the few people in america that believes that when you die you decompose.

I believe, you do decompose, but your SOUL goes to Heaven to live with Jesus and God.

Just think, if Adam and Eve wouldnt have eaten the apple, we wouldnt be having this discussion

[emeralds222]

few? Try an estimated 45-65 million people and rising fast. I hardly would call this a few.

Just think, perhaps supernaturally caused "evil" is as much of a myth as "Jesus".

Have you ever read a book that counters your belief? Have you watched the Aron Ra videos or Thunderfoot videos? These are highly educational.

My studies have been with anthropological science books, Paleontology, Astronomy, Comparative Religions, and more. I HAVE read the bible IN DETAIL over and over. Yours?

[MercyRains777]

that is the few people compared to the christians and other religions.

[emeralds222]

Is it? Just what form of christianity are you? Born-again?

besides, it does not matter if I was the only person in the world who didn't buy a talking snake, tower of babel ( ridiculous story), walking dead after "Jesus" rose, and a Chariot of fire soaring off into space.

Numbers do not make truth. Truth simply is. Now you either are for truth, or against it.

I am for truth, it is more important to me than being right or getting into heaven. It is my character....what is yours?

[MercyRains777]

I am for the truth, and Jesus, my friend, is the truth.

[codaray1726]

"Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen." Ephesians 4:29

Read this verse until you understand it.

Maybe you should reread the bible if you have read it like you say you have. Because Jesus is real and he is the one who created us and we will go to live with him when we die. We will not decompose.

Thanks,

May god be with you,

Codaray1726

[emeralds222]

Please do me a favor, and YOU READ the bible for a change. Read in Genesis the Tower of Babel Story. Go ahead I DARE YOU! It doesn't matter how old you think the Earth is. This story would have taken place less than 4,000 years ago.

It is a PROVEN MYTH. Does this verse mean that you should not read the bible? Does this verse mean that you should avoid seeing the truth about the story of the tower of babel?

GET REAL! You are either FOR truth or against it. What are you?

[RikoZerame]

First of all, give some evidence for once. You've been talking about how people have proven things to be lies, but I haven't seen any support for anything you've said.

Secondly, do you really believe human beings, beings able to imagine and dream--not to mention all of the crazy things our body can do--came from monkeys? Can you support that, and does that even make sense to you?

If you don't believe in God, do you know why we're here? Why we can do what we do?

[emeralds222]

The evidence that your bible isn't true, is right there in the bible. There are MILLIONS of proven reasons that prove this including the fact that bats are mammals.

You are a dishonest person if you profess the bible is true and not only that, a liar.

You bear false witness against your neighbor. YOU WERE NEVER TOLD BY ANY SCIENTIST THAT WE CAME FROM MONKEYS. We share a common ancestor. You are a venomous liar who cares NOTHING about truth.only a pompous haughty "I'm right" attitude.

[RikoZerame]

I'm sorry if I came across as pompous and haughty, but I can't see how you managed to get that out of what I said. I asked for an example, and asked for you to truly support yourself. It's not much to ask for, yet you lash out at me in anger. What have I done to make you angry?

Second, I never said evolution as a whole wasn't true. I can believe natural selection, but I think bio-genesis only extends so far (ex. if, say, all life came from archaeabacteria, where did they come from?)

[emeralds222]

I am SICK of liars and those who put down others without doing even the simplest of research.

Have you once set foot in the museum of natural history? Have you even read one book that questions your claims?

Have you ever thought you could be simply soaring down a path of lies?

You must be joking when you ask for an example. Have you READ the TOWER OF BABEL? If that isn't an example enough for you, than nothing will be past your ignorant will to believe in such utter bogus nonsense.

[emeralds222]

Don't even start with your mumbo jumbo ill-spewed attempt at science. Talk to a REAL scientist not some snake-oil salesman under the guise of christian creation science.

The fact is, when you get sick, you will trust science then and NOT your prayers as you KNOW inside your brain that prayers CANNOT cure illnesses, unlike medicines discovered from understanding how our natural world works.

You and I BOTH are descended from a common ancestor just like genealogy trees. Grow Up!

[Thatguythere2]

God can do anything... If he wants to heal a sickness, he can.... I'm not going to get in a big argument with you. It's just that, my god, the father of Jesus, can do anything. ANYTHING.

[emeralds222]

I think you must be joking. However, if "God", "Jesus" or whatever, can do anything, why wouldn't "He"? If you were "God" and you "loved" the world, would you allow starvation? children being blown up and surviving? Child abuse?

Truth isn't always pleasant, but there isn't any credible evidence that "God" exists. We DO know that we sail around this planet together, alone in a very inhospitable solar system. So who is going to realize this? We shoud, and live together in peace, together.

[smthnglikesilas]

If you REALLY want some answers on this issue, you are asking a very common question. A very GOOD question to ask also. I asked that same question before i was a christian and still sometimes even now. And every christian also asks that very same question. There are answers out there for this question. Maybe they wont change your mind about God but you can look them up if you seriously want to know what Christians have as for an answer to that.

[emeralds222]

Do you believe that the bible is the inerrant word of "God"?

[smthnglikesilas]

werddd...thats the truth

[virginmaryspimp]

@Thatguythere2 You're not willing to get into an argument about God because you don't have an argument.

[Masterdarwin88]

@virginmaryspimp Maybe he doesnt want to get into an Arguement is because you will always berat our Facts about God, saying that there is no "scientific proof" or that "the bible is rubbish". But we know. We believe. And we dont care if your too stubbourn to realize it. We'll keep spreading the gospel to Jesus Himself arrives. Amen.

[virginmaryspimp]

@Masterdarwin88 Please translate that in proper English. Thank you.

[Masterdarwin88]

@virginmaryspimp I only made 2 Spelling Mistakes and i used Puncuation. I see that as Proper English. Your Welcome.

[virginmaryspimp]

@Masterdarwin88 It is "punctuation." Make that 3 spelling mistakes.

[Masterdarwin88]

@virginmaryspimp Can you ever let go? Hate stalkers who ruin video's with their comments. It happened 3 months ago! Let it go! <_<

[reddevils508]

You really don't know what you're talking about regarding your first claim that the bible itself says it's not true.. Show me a verse which says that. Calling a person dishonest because they believe in the Bible is an ignorant and a character assassination. IT also makes no sense. Every one has a right to their beliefs , that doesn't give you the right to say they are wrong to believe. The Constitution protects people's religious rights from people like you.

Your last statement, what?

[emeralds222]

I never stated the bible itself says it's not true. The facts are that the bible itself is filled with stories that prove it isn't true, such as Noah & The Ark & the Tower of Babel, Adam & Eve, etc.. It is a dated tome and men who wrote it tried very hard to list the generations from Adam to "Jesus".

I ONLY call people dishonest if they make false claims such as stating they were taught to believe that we descended from monkeys. We were taught that we share a common ancestor.

[emeralds222]

I do not call people dishonest if they believe the bible is true. I call them dishonest when they lie about science.

People who believe the bible is true are most certainly ignorant. They also don't know their own bible very well as if they did, they would see the ridiculousness of it all.

I most certainly do have the right to tell people what has been discovered to be false about the bible. The constitution protects my rights from religious persecutors not the other way around.

[reddevils508]

You go ahead and believe what you want to believe. there is no point in arguing with a passionate atheist

But don't insult and persecute those of us who want to believe. Calling us ignorant?

In the end know one really knows what will happen. but believing is hoping and hoping brings comfort. Are you going to deny us that hope.

As to your claim that Jesus didn't exist (in a seperate comment)?

Even Jews and Muslims know he existed. They just don't believe in him the way Christians do.

[emeralds222]

There are observations with our ears and our eyes (something as a christian you are told to do) and then there is the shutting down of your critical reading, thinking , & observation skills in order to believe because it makes you feel good.

I should use the term "willfully ignorant" and also "Bearers of false witness". Those who put down scientists who spend vast amounts of time researching and making this world a better place for us by finding cures for diseases & such.

[emeralds222]

Discussing critical issues affecting our world today, hardly is pointless. Believing something because it gives you comfort is immoral when those beliefs in the masses cause war, bloodshed and permanent heartache to millions and eventually, through self-fullilng false prophesy can doom us all.

No, Jews & Muslims do not KNOW he existed. They have only heard since they were children that "He" did as have I. There is ZERO credible evidence for this outside of religious tracts put in the bible

[emeralds222]

Genealogy trees show clearly our ancestry comes from a vast number of peoples, not an Adam & Eve original. They also demonstrate how our cousins and ourselves share a common ancestor.

To claim that we were taught that we were descended from monkeys shows a lack of understanding how family trees work. Monkeys and humans are cousins. We are, however more closely related to the chimpanzee family; further away from the gorillas, further away yet to the monkeys.

[emeralds222]

Don't confuse issues purposely by trying and interjecting a general "God" with the discussion. Your "God" is a very specific one and proven not to exist. So cut the bull about a belief in "a god": as though it equals the god you are speaking of.

If you are too retarded to learn about science, then don't be a bearer of false witness against your neighbor by claiming that evolution isn't true.

Try getting an honest character for a breath of fresh air

[kevinsongsong]

but Jesus has us on earth to spread the word, so we do have to argue with him as christian brothers

[NamesR2Hard2Make]

its an evangelical terry tate. not very creative

[MitchandMart]

I love how you decided to cuss on a christian video. you're a really smart person

[ELBORRACHO86]

GOOD SHIT

[libbyandtai]

GOOD STUFF

i agree

[hawaiikat93]

hahaha. i love derwin! he was the speaker at a youth retreat my church has gone to for the past 2 years.

[swimrocket]

and i'm here in Columbus Ohio, just listened to him speak a few hours ago at the conference. Also ate dinner with him a year ago. he's an awesome guy!

[heather0071234]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO, I saw this at a youth thingy, it was called FIRE and just... fell in love :D

[starfalco567]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahah

[xxfury1993xx]

I like it

[paintballer9117]

the easter and christmas ones are funny too they are just like this

[Alternathon]

I saw this at my church retreat like 2 years ago and its stil as funny now as it was than hahahaha

[LuxaTheQueen]

When i see selfishness i blow them up xD

[twilightfan225]

i saw him at dare2share last year at overlake christan church in redmond

[GreenCoffinsStudios]

I LOVE THIS VID! HILARIOUS! wish someone would actually do that. of course, then id probably get "blown up"....

[mikeW1571]

Please stop ruining our country.

[MrWilliamson94]

lol! i saw him at dare to share in denver last november!

[herducklesness]

rofl XD

[guitarjunkie1307]

this video made me cry laughing

[Karascool]

lol I'm gonna blow you up! ;]

[Bigpete5054]

funny as hell!

[swimrocket]

Derwin is awesome, I met him when I helped out at Dare2Share in Washington D.C. I had breakfast with him, lunch with Lincoln Brewster, and helped Zane Black teach the one girl from the washington project how to skate. LOL. awesome weekend.

[leefypk]

He loves you, but it might hurt. XD

[altiar4863]

hey i just saw him speak at caswell

[Jprotevi]

They ripped this idea off of the "Terry Tate office linebacker" commercials.

[Rawk4Life]

Actually, a parody has been legalized as a fair use of an original for over 10 years without authorization from its creators. This video is a "parody" of Office Linebacker.

[Jprotevi]

So? It's still uncreative and unoriginal.

[SpraxIAKS]

So every parody is unoriginal then?

[Jprotevi]

Not every parody, but certainly this one.

[libbyandtai]

I agree

it is Not THAT original but its not 100%

UNORIGINAL

maybe 50 50

because the Decline and Coffe Sales Joke was Original to my Knowlage

and so what if its not original

cant a old joke be told Twice

just allways make it NEW

[Zeldaguard]

my pastor used this xD

[isotopicdreams]

This guy was shown as an opening start to the mens christian convention in england at the Albert hall in london in February this year. 3000 men watched and we all laughed but new also the seriousness of the message he was giving from Jesus. The hard whack is nothing to an eternity without knowing God, to live in true darkness and an very disturbing death. It's not easy to tell people about it so well done. You should check out his other sermons, called Ethos, very good.

[emeralds222]

ITS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT and you are a fool for wanting to program the brains of youth. People like you ought to be ashamed of yourself and learn a little bit about where your religion comes from.

You are a programmed moron

[GrayS0ulja]

haha this was my favorite scene they show'd Darwin Gray! =)

[ethiojesusfreak2]

Haha. This wuz at dare2share and so was the evangelical linebacker himself!LOL!

[1jesusfreak17]

This was showed at D2S it was awesome and funny

[jdeane33]

Hilarious! We could use this guy at our church. "You will open up the gate to a BEAT DOWN..."  Hahaha!

[nickoliiscool]

lol this is great =)

[wOOsTeRxOxO]

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[Meisty1995]

DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME!!!

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evangelicals are AWESOME

[RedRaven555]

false

[Raven1941]

True

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Evangelicals are evil.

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true

[Raven1941]

False