J-Kwon - Tipsy (Instrumental)

[ZyllionJSOent]

if your rapping in the comments your to broke to get a mic....

[MrH00ver]

cock in yah ass

cum in yah glass

dont give a fuck

if i pass

my std test

herpes is the best

there harder than the rest

[AkADarknessImmortal]

Errybody in the club need The Devil XD

[ACtouku]

Yes I make money, do you make an amount? Follow up question, can J kwon count? Because I know the 2 doesnt go after 9, Next is it possible for Kwon to miss count one more time? Im just puzzled how he passed his sophomore year. Another black dropout...... oh dear. Great job Kwon way to break the stereo type.... Im out on this Wack instromental.. Ight?

[TATGemini]

@ACtouku That's simply awesome!

[beatsandthrowdown1]

uh 1 2 check hit the deck bitch so fine she makin everyone throw some money like what the heck but hell with it im likin it the way she shakes that ass from side to side like a big tide then she backs it up to my face and i was like oh my wake up in the morning with a pink eye lookin like im high as fuck but i dont mind

[atoryeah]

nice beat

[snortalineable]

feelin tipsy



[snortalineable]

yo mix me in wit the whiskey n gin n even in wit the pepsi. get me as throwed as u could get me. dont letme kill myself im deadly n depressed cuz she left me stranded empty handed damit wteffjus happen. whos the best at rappen. im braken there neks n snappen em

[Hazardous774]

Cassidy did this beat justice

[GDCreation]

Errbody in da club playing frisbee!!

[thenumber1ismine]

Look here comes a hacker with his aim-bot on erbody trying to find the rcon, there is no administrator in sight, looks like the nubas will just fight

Without hackers cs wouldn't be the same, he turned on his wall hacks woow, how lame.

With his hacks he could hit the top of a pen, but he doesn't realise hackings a sin!

Here comes the zoom to the speed to the walls, those damn hackers dont have any balls, when it comes to skill they do not compete, hackers just don't understand theyre not l33t!

[waynepittman22]

Man im tip *pause* cause nigga ion sip/but my money poke out like a fucking long lip/hoes travel when they mad but i tellem dont trip/flow baking like lay's, betta getcha own chips/the rap game is in a bag #hefty/man i swear i eat pussy like its healthy/im lost in it, but her friend comes and help me/and the top is where my muthafuckin self be/kinda feel lonely, god i fear only/stickin to the strip like its glued on me/here with da egg nog i send my best wishes/to you and yours a merry christmas

[whybeafakebitch]

Check it I be at the club acting so tipsy, rollin up a blunt,weed be so crispy, yo bitch wana get with me, so she sits next to me and orders rum and pepsi, I tell her she looks sexy, she tells me her pussy is wet, and things my get messy. check it 1 to the two and the three,me and my crew all on a killing spree, People wana smoke my trees,but im like bitch please, go blow away like the breeze.

I met this freak, who I took to chuckie cheese she ran out to the streets

and left cuz i was cheap.

[Ly0ns89]

i love how people put parts of their raps in CAPS like they just said the illest punch line ever hahahah

[BaCkWooDingToN420]

this hood hopping ass nigga lol only the real niggas know hood hop is what this nigga does

[omarezekiel]

Uhhh Tipsy/The Chips I Eat Is Crispy/Fuck A Bitch Like She Missed Me

[lizzards1]

the beat is hottt perfect for mixxing

[slimheat1]

1 2 3 to the 4 to the 5 6 to the 7 to the 8

and i just ate

[anthistamine]

i copied all of these raps and put them in my song (: dumbasses

[214DallasArea]

aight.. hittin licks like da grinch, i aint a santa clause, when i hit da scene, everybody jaws drops, and i feel da vibes, im a walkin dolla sign , diz shit dont stop, da game isnt over unless i put it on pause, you boyz takin it easy im in da game on hard, a hustla is a money maka, ONLY IF HE PLAYS DA RIGHT CARDS. im in dallas texas, TRIPLE D, diamonds in necklaces, im so playa, da game wont be over even if you cripple me, diz have been a public announcement from ya boy lil vee.

[T1MP1NNTAHOE]

wat kan i say dis man just kilt it but ima do my thing cuz im tryn to get filthy

tryn to get wealthy tryn to get rich tryn to get out da gutter tryn to flip this bitch o man im tripn i live in paradise but im stil broke shit stil need a fix stil chasn tits stil aint satisfied w my whip stil tryn to figr out how to beat da systm stil tripn drink sipn weed splifn im dipn ridn solo boy but u know i aint tripn

[T1MP1NNTAHOE]

@T1MP1NNTAHOE WAK

[hiiighguy]

catch me dippin in they INK WELL like LARENZ TATE/fuck you mean get out my face/my dick is a SNAKE like JAKE/and he tryna put some MILK in yo SHAKE...have her bed SQUEAKEN like BAD BRAKES...you last place turn ya UP SIDE down like a SAD FACE...you are what you smoke! so im a OG...peepen yall niggas tryna BLOCK like GOALIES...bet i still get in her EAR like SONY...she call me tomoro night too i make her FEEL GOOD like TONY...its-smokeee

[hiiighguy]

smoke dogg be TAKIN SHOTS like ELMER/ask ya bitches pussy to TEST ME ill never FAIL er/i hit these TRACKS competitions a DERAILER/haterz cant BREATHE! ethey need INHALERS/im prolly rollin a doobie under my seat is a oozi/some weed you CANT TOUCH like the COOTIES/i be HIGH like SATELITES/yo flow JUST DONT LOOK GOOD like SALULITE/i got dough and im fin to spend it/swag ill spin it cuz im gettin that GREEN like SPINAGE/drake said she will im sayin theY..

[T1MP1NNTAHOE]

i Don skinny jeans & i rock mad mics. try to spit at me & i aint gna rime nice nah but its aite. lets just keep it propa. call me bank roll cuz my flos rite on the dolla u know rite on the $ u know how it aint funny. how i keep destroying tracks like like the wolf destroyed the bunny. but it aint all about the $ nah it aint all about the lights its about feelin the passion that u feelin on the mic that u feeln at that time wen u hit that fukn rime perfect satisfaction just waitn to unwind

[2000chillz]

1, here comes the 2 to the three to the four, your girl's nothing more than a whore, at her core, i figured that out then I threw her out the door, i told her to leave, quickly, or, find herself in a situation that she would deplore, i slammed the door shut, just like a drawer, she had no other choice, i gave her no options, left her hanging like a kid given up for adoption, she tried calling me, i remained unresponsive, 'cause i knew i had no choice but to end our correspondence

[T1MP1NNTAHOE]

yo it is wat it is an it aint wat it isnt. writin this shit yo i know that im trippin. i mean who gives a fuck a-bout a rime anyway who gives a fuck about a dime anyway you can have this rime im out my mind anyway. so why the fuck dont u go away. & dont come again a rainy day. had enough of ur garbage so u can fuckn stay way. listen wat i gota say i mean read wat i gota type u know my shits clownin u know my shits tite & u dont wana fite lets keep it to the mike

[shoes1921]

1, naw nigga, i keep plenty on me,numerous types of artillery if u wan get jiggy homie,im luvin how these hoes up in here shaking that,that booty all real and naw she aint faking that,if she get fly i just might take it back,whip up on her head just like a nigga making crack,come to my my block, the zoo, ill show u where the snakes is at,and show u where the color changing lizards is baking at,Ima show u where lake is at, u jump in with them sharks and i swear u aint go in make it back



[WalelaComics]

Acid, here comes the trip, to the visions, to the trance.

All the girls grindin niggas cummin in they pants

Kids at home starvin, alone, while they parents out to dance

Come in to a sleepy home, wake-up, this fuka wanna rant!

Now Er' body in the club need Jesus!!!

_J-hova_

[RaikiriNyawa]

Cute

[1IsaccGomez1]

Lol @ the niggas tryna start mess through YouTube... Smh hahah

[BeeJXtreme]

Did j kwon die?

[Niteswagg]

THE PENCILS ON DA DESKS AINT NEVER GO BE THE SAME

[mizzmuneymaker]

back up hold up wait a min...........................­..................... now stop bitch back the fuck up you aint kno me lik this its only the first day and your already all up on my dick ha you act lik were married tell me all things i can and cant do bitch wait a min hold up now step the fuck back cuz you aint kno me lik tat

[ONLYCHITOWN]

every body in the club need jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Datgirl0922]

@ONLYCHITOWN LOL

[d0ctorgrany]

@ONLYCHITOWN LMFAO

[MarkMorganTv]

Why are people rapping in the comments?

[truevidence]

@MarkMorganTv as if we can hear them... =)

[NinjaKasumi01]

@MarkMorganTv ROFL Ikr??? Guess people can't afford that studio time. xD

[keeplisted]

@NinjaKasumi01 FU

[NinjaKasumi01]

@keeplisted Oh, did I get some1 mad? Oops mah bad...!~

[keeplisted]

@NinjaKasumi01 Tell your mom that

[NinjaKasumi01]

@keeplisted Know what? Fuck you bitch! I apologized and your ass still wanna clown somebody? Don't get mad cause what I said was true fuck-boy!! Don't like it? Record an album, get a record deal and prove me wrong, dumb motherfucker!! Wanna act all hard on YT, dude get a life and stop wasting yours on here!~

[Jcamm92]

@MarkMorganTv FOR CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISIZM OK FAGGOT?

[MarkMorganTv]

@Jcamm92 You sound soo mature calling a 13 year old a faggot :) Good job

Do you want a Medal?

[ideolojay]

@MarkMorganTv kids haven't learned to spell metal in 7th grade? oh.

[Alonzo1430]

@MarkMorganTv because they don't have microphones silly XD

[PollutionOnWeb]

@MarkMorganTv because they love to rap

[herbankidd]

@MarkMorganTv if you read the vid description it say "COMMENT AND/OR FREESTYLE"

who sounds like the dumbass now

[smac919]

@MarkMorganTv why do you listen to instrumentals without lyrics and then type foolish/childish comments.

[pelicanbeats]

@MarkMorganTv don't hate, participate :) ( i made it rhyme just for you)

[aregon34]

@MarkMorganTv bahahahahaha i know! funny

[Mrlildoonie]

this is my shit!

[MANDOlow]

spit a lil something for youtube i suppose, infected sinuses so im sick with the flows, take it to the club cuz this song was for the hos, get em a lil tipsy more skin starts to show, get em to your room the clothes have to go, foreplayin with whip cream you already know, whip out the d then she hop on me, rock her world and the party, 6 times i made her cum, she started going dumb, cocaine on my gums, her pussy lips numb, mix da cuervo with the rum, you dont want none, the party jus begun,

[MANDOlow]

spit a lil something for youtube i suppose, infected sinuses so im sick with the flows, take it to the club cuz this song was for the hos, get em a lil tipsy more skin starts to show, get em to your room the clothes have to go, foreplayin with whip cream you already know, whip out the d then she hop on me, rock her world and the party, 6 times i made her cum, she started going dumb, cocaine on my gums, her pussy lips numb, mix da cuervo with the rum, you don't want none, the party just begun

[MANDOlow]

spit a lil something for youtube i suppose, infected sinuses so im sick with the flows, take it to the club cuz this song was for the hos, get em a lil tipsy more skin starts to show, get em to your room the clothes have to go, foreplayin with whip cream you already know, whip out the d then she hop on me, rock her world and the party, 6 times i made her cum, she started going dumb, cocaine on my gums, her pussy lips numb, mix da cuervo with the rum, you don't want none, the party just begun

[dinosaintange]

ima show ya how to rap comin on youtube

i do wat i can while my swagg seap thru.

take 2 blonde bitches, watch they ass get screwed

dont kno wat u doin goto sleep lildude, tryna spit grim-dope shit ya tongue caint move! ow gone make room let the king come thru

[calibudzz]

u both are not good... stop writing

[louisvilleramsey]

EVERYONE IF YOU GET A CHANCE PLEASE LOOK UP MY FREESTYLE ON MY BUDDYS PAGE CALLED ---- D Ramsey Murders Ransom And Right Above It.----

THANKS!

[FiyaSpitta666CrownMe]

skills hard enuff to kill for da bills like pills/ so, da top peel n ur gurl kneel to my steel/ i, put er in sum heels n have er steal meals/ i got da millz but i still need sum grillz/ on da side so if she wanna ride, wit me/ she gotta b tipsy, real thick n not prissy/ leanin all da time/ nina got my back like my nine/ belt keep er tight n da spit give er shine/ have a cracker do in spite of our times*/ dudes tryna take my flame but i chain my bic to my rhyme/

[FiyaSpitta666CrownMe]

so i sit in my prime, no gas gauge on my fuckin rap rage/

like da energyzer bunny grew my haze/

so my Ls stay sunny wen i blaze/

n my gurl, stay cummin off my ace/

dats my dick, so i flip ya bitch n lay-er on my page/

a real sad story she be cryin all dayyyyy, S-P-A..uncaged

[killer6307]

walk up in da club an i got da ladies hallin,everywhere im at mane yu kno im stdy ballin,ima grown man an i think ur mommys callin,i stick it in hurr ass an i got da bitch sqwallin,bouncin on da bed now we movin flo,i get up in hurr pussy an she beggin me fo mo,yu kno i aint stoppin wen i got dat pussy poppin,hataz hearmy flow an dey always fukkin jockin

C-No da white boi from tennessee

[killlerchris]

find a duck make her suck/ this dic make that duck sick quack quack bitch yall suck eggs/ i llike my girls that have peg legs/ i fuc dem till they die/ stick french bread up my ass till i cry/ i hate dikes that tell lies/ maybe ill have a threesome with kim and plies/ homies over hoes wolf gang kill em all/ sniff crack rocks until we fuckin fall/ im a fuckin baller ima shot caller/ introduce me to your fat dike maybe ill call her/

[paranormalspyder]

sorry for the 34 dislikes...my neighboors you see

[MrMinecraft75]

Wolf gang, Golf wang Wolf gang golf wang

[TrankiloBoy978]

one heres comes the fuck that shit i flow my own verse, got ya bitch cookin with nuttin but a shirt, i make her squirt then im on the dirt, like the baseball players but i be ballin like dirk

[XxDriftManiacxX]

@DerrickPStone LOOOL

[ViviBlackmyst]

@DerrickPStone Excuse my profanity sir, but... What the fuck?

[naujified]

@DerrickPStone lmfao thats hilariously disturbing!

[reignman441]

@DerrickPStone hahahahaha thanx for the laugh man that just made my day

[chrissline77]

@DerrickPStone ........I think that you need to see a doctor.

[jaybrick8920]

@DerrickPStone lol wtf man

[jeradbressler1212]

@DerrickPStone

You need help bro.

[Stingpwner]

@DerrickPStone HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude i laughed to death

[tfortune66]

@DerrickPStone that is funny and nasy

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

@DerrickPStone hahahaha had me laughing man. Funny freestyle.

[westside159]

@DerrickPStone hahaha that was some nasty shit bro got a good laugh out of it

[Mcheetah]

@DerrickPStone

I can't understand how the fuck some of these comments get top rated...

[RsVlogger0722]

@DerrickPStone thats the baddest shit but to bad your girl sucks on my dick

[DatCrazyChick01]

Ayee Dis Niqqa My Cuzzin ! I Wanna Meet Him

[MrPhillyDaKid]

ok..., aint no question me and mine get doe,

tired of the rain so ima thinkin make it snow,

in other words i got that white 4 the low

come be a geeker bout to roll a blunt of dro,

TNR here boi's act like ya know,

just sit back n chill and enjoy the show,

crazy wit the words got a insane flow,

star in the makin any second set to blow,

[googagaz]

The things that I like most in my life, spreading peanut butter and jelly on my butt with a knife, then I take a stick of butter, put it between my ass cheeks and squeeze them together, grab a homo-sexual duck and pluck his feathers, put glue on my dick because I'm sick with this shit, go crazy in the kitchen, open the cupboard and look what I'm missing, a jar of mayonnaise to put my dick in, so I use a pickle jar instead, put my dick in the middle and get some head, or some jar?

[statusmvp01]

can anyone say "one hit wonder"

[CaliBallin09]

Hey guys, Time for me to go in!..Yea my mind stays on Jesus/ He's my one and only, primary thesis/ Yea, He's the son of the G-O-D/ He's the C-H-R-I-S to the T/ Instead of "imma do me", IMMA DO ^HE^ /I live my life by the B-I-B-L-E/ For others, its plain real easy to see/ Salvation is for everyone, you and me/ I BE, killin my flesh constantly/ strugglin, to live my life properly/ I read up on Phillipians, even Corinthians/ givin me knowledge, spiritual power and dominion! -Jesus is my Savior-

[Kappaman04]

hell naw cuz

[devantecornell22]

one, here comes the two to the three to the four.

dont be surprised when my niggaz kick in ya door,

screamin n yellin get tha fuck on tha floor.

wavin tha mack 11 n tha .44

[Grhino3321]

hitting off to work, naw matta fact school/

dressed like the opposite day of the a real fool/

hitting ya in the skull so ya drop in the pool/

my dick cant breath i think its turning blue!!

[iTeriyakid]

This had to be one of the most biggest one hit wonders i've ever came across.

[just13lazed]

look i drive fast and slow so you see me roll/ the shoes on the ride the size of a three year old/ i got eery flows, i know y'all hear me/ and the woof in my trunk is making my ears bleed/ man fear me soon im a pawn but im making moves/ splash water man im hotter than jamacian food/ and if this a race, im running in first place/ conceite was my worst trait since my birthdate/ you cats shook like an earthquake/ tremble in fear or ill end your carreer/

[just13lazed]

look im on point like an ice pick when i spit/ i apply pressure like a vice grip man im sick/ rapping makes me happy but see i got mad rhymes/ eventually i made rap my past time/ and ya'll guys eyes the size of dinner plates/ cuz i can just keep flowin im infinite like figure eights/ and i always got ish to say leave you in disarray/ what i say i dont mumble/ leave your head in a jungle/ but ya'll the one lyin when its time for war/ see my lines in store i got rhymes gallore/

[MrNigga187]

... Rbob3234 The Algebra Equation line is Ludacris Bruh

[Rbob3234]

I dont hesitate to start an awkward situation i will say this correct without hesitation im so fucking high im like a constellation im starting a new nation, and its not Haitian my raps are so dirty theres no sanitation im so fucking smart call me an asian start a mind invasion, through persuasion fuck with your mind like an algebra equation i may be Caucasian but my raps give sensation your mom looks so old fucking wrinkly raisan

[MrNigga187]

@Rbob3234 The Algebra Equation Line Is Ludacris

[Rbob3234]

@MrNigga187 didnt know but looked it up and your right. just a coincidence

[MrNigga187]

@Rbob3234 Oh True. Not Tryna Put You On Blast Im Jus Sayn Lol

[XYTproductions]

check out my mash up of this and the baz luhrman spoken word track 'Everybodys Free To Wear Sunscreen' on my channel :)

[Mauricejonesdrew3213]

damn you guys have game, i like it. just email me at giveup@yousuck.c.o.m.

[jwyzebeatz]

@Mauricejonesdrew3213 LOL

[TheTejani]

naste instrumental

[spit1dope3]

erbody in da club wanna tip me/kuz i make ya heads spin like a hippie/wen u mess wit dis foo/its like ur messn wit loods/flow so sik u mite spew/u gets a head trip erytime i spit sum ishh legit/heard it before/it makes my ears sore/but i dont needa listen to yall any more/warming up my vocal cords/to drain the ugly sound/ you found to be profound/spittin without profanity/sounds like insanity/but its sumthin i kan handle G/hand it to me i wont pass back/i dont cut slak/wen i rap/lukin for staks

[ULMRTDS]

check out my channel if you get a chance, nothin special just some 14 year olds with shitty recording equipment and lyrics, but were getting better, uploading some better content within the next week once we can record, thanks.

[Mr6ixmusic]

@VawcDotaMineCraft hit up my inbox. i can help you out dude.

Respect

[babydee19891]

1,2,3 to The Mother Fucken 4. b,a,b,y,d Knocking At Your Front Door.let me in got some drinks and a couple hoes, what u wanna do cuz idnt wanna go Home. nd i got my chrome. cuzz niggas like 2 trip. when u in the zone. but mother fuck it. got sum limon lime mixed with the sky shit. all fucked its spelling on the carpet. to lazy rite now 2 etc

[SoccaBallSpitta]

Oh yea i aim at ya wifey but you can get the heata/I'm all about my cabbage ima rabbit like Peter/Fucc the rake guess i gotta get the uzi street sweepa/Fucc the sceane up and then laugh about it like Vegeta/Im hype.. you neva seen a nigga flow this tite/Yo ish make the crowd do tha Snow White/You see i been in the game yo position was the benches/Oh low life nigga like u live in war trenches/Hang up ya flow Im comparin it to lynchin/i aint none of the weak niggas you battled in detention

[MoBeauBeau]

1 here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4. me and my all my homies are posted at the door. ready to party where is the liquor. careful don't spill beer pong on the floor. that is a penalty you have to drink more. alcohol makes sluts, act sluttier. the name for those girls is a dirty whore. but after a couple STD's I don't think I will like them very much anymore!

[CROOKS3C]

Aim at my wifey/I'll have you dancin in the street/changin colors like Hyphy/I'm like a Talking Elmo/ Might look innocent/ But Mr. Noodles won't Try Me/ Have you in a dark room/ one light/ screamin" untie me"/ you call it practice, you were close/ it's malpractice/ havin needles stickin out your arm/ Mr. Cactus/ I speak Latin too/ Don't mess with Crooks that's a factus/I think you woke up on the wrong side of the mattress/ who watches a movie with a "bad, ass actress"?

[ComptonReprezent]

sounds like a garbage truck doing work.

[DAtNizzaYOuKnOw]

I never realized how the 'Grinding' beat and this one are so similar

[zeplen12]

you could go to the gym and listen to this simple itll get you right to the rhythm of workin out :I

[CROOKS3C]

@ObamaBirthplacemaybehiscousin­, No.

[CROOKS3C]

Illinois, Midwest in the house/ flow classic/ Mickey mouse/ tell your chick to keep her blouse/ weatherman said it would be a bit chilly/ fly like an eagle but this aint Philly/ had to think about that one cause some don't get it/ but if you do put your hands in the ERR/ we doin it big right HERR/ Talk mess your mouth gets blurred/ message clear like black and white panda fur/ but let's be real this panda still alive/ endangered species/ so don't even trip/ just get you some chips/ an salsa dip

[SoccaBallSpitta]

@CROOKS3C Umm ok.. salsa wit my dip/ Yea i take the clip aim sraight at ya lip/ Gettin tipsy of the good. slow of the purple/ Poke'Mon shit i spit water call me Squirtle/Neva been a busta neva been a faka/Ball so hard im like Magic wit tha lakas/ Stop playin man ive HAD it wit you hataz/Its that nigga Dre' i blow kill with tha maya/I be up in mars Prolly on my Rova/I kno im at tha top cause heaven couldn't be closa/ Doubt these flows well a nigga gone show ya/Drake mindframe step to me its over.

[CROOKS3C]

@SoccaBallSpitta Salsa?/ mild or spicy?/ when I said don't trip I meant don't slip/ I'm that cold-ICY/ aim high willis/ I'm down here in Tejas/ they supposed to be the trillis/ i wouldn't disagree/ don't say anything about me/ you see, never been a "faka"/ if you talkin bout soccer ball spitta/ i'll nutmeg you, come back-fix your ankle-and hit upper 90/ b-ball team....mm..Jordan in the 90's/ you should evolve/ might have a better chance as warturtle/ a pikachu could probably beat a lil squirtle/

[SoccaBallSpitta]

@CROOKS3C Salsa? Yea niga i think i need spicy/ C im tha type of nigga that will aim at ya wifey/I go hard erday neva eva lived life lightley/Stand back watch me drop the 3 points like LightseyATL T.X they know where to find me/Stuntin erday wit my team right behind me/Belive me when i tell you this is easy like practice/Life is just a movie gotta bad ass actress/ 6 here's comes the mufuccin 7 and the 8/ A nigga stackin craft single cheese feelin great/I wakeup to bake getin head sippin shakes

[DREMAN23]

i want my chips with dips lmfao

[BangPsychoBang]

u give them producer probs. iLike it!

[SpeshullProduckshins]

50 Tyson is better than all of your shitty raps.

[Misstersack]

@SpeshullProduckshins 50 Tyson is weak as shit. He had brief popularity and now nobody gives a fuck about him. I'm in MN and nobody cares about his weak ass anymore.

[MOB201O]

HEAVY WIT MY HUNGER GOT THESE BOSSES FEELIN SHITTY

A GANGSTA AND ECT. I CALL MY 40 GRITTY

I KILL EM FOR A BUCK WOULD I DOIT FOR A MILLI?

PUSSY THATS RHETORICAL YOU THINK I SHOW PITTY?

YOU TALK WIT YA CHEST TILL THESE HOLLOWS HIT YA BELLY

BROKE THE FIRST LAW NOW YO ASS IS ON THE TELLY

RIDING IN THE CHERRY TOP DOWN FOR THE SMELLY

SO FAR GONE BUT I KEEP THE MONEY STEADY...YEA

WHITE BOY SKILL

[YoUvEgOt2BKiDdInMeh]

Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1

once you pop, you can't stop all the fun

I'll trade you some lays if you give me funyuns

you only got a pound? I gottsa metric ton

My favorite kinda chips be them chips from the sun

get outta my face if you got no chips, hun

potatoes is for chips, yo, in the long run

are those hashbrowns? man, fuck your mother's son

Everybody in the club eatin' chips

[Fallen9xX]

@YoUvEgOt2BKiDdInMeh very original intro

[xSoupp]

@YoUvEgOt2BKiDdInMeh chips lol

[YoUvEgOt2BKiDdInMeh]

1 here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4

Every body munchin' out on the kitchen floor

Fuck, my bag empty, good thing I got more

So many bags, it's like I own the fuckin' store

I got an inventory so they're all accounted for

Bitch steal my chips, tryna start a civil war

slap her in the face, now she knows she's done for

you'll never get my chips, you silly little whore

[YoUvEgOt2BKiDdInMeh]

everybody in the club eatin' chips

[MegaAgent69]

1 here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4. Agent 69 standin outside yo door. All these bitches hype do u want more. Bout to blow up I aint even on tour. These niggaz dont know what I got in store. I break these fuckin beats to the core. Now I got ya girl down on all fours. Hell yeah nigga dat bitch a fuckin whore.

[SUAZOFAMZ]

Now these bars here are rare jus like watchin me come out my lair im a monster with a dark evil stare aint afraid to kill so much paper you would think its real so sit back & chil as you witness the yung niga spit sum nasty shit You can call it ill I was concealed now I broke out the seal exploded I got a tec fully loaded Ima pul that trigger thro out dem slugs jus so u can hold it

[badnewze]

everybodie in da club get tispy syrup in our cupz h-town reprezentin do our two stepz and girlz just jump in we gotz em in tha back in bout 1:05 i'll be fuckin'

[anthonystalling]

my swag rite money rite im gettin rich i got stacks im talking racks i do dis shit 

[CircleSquareCrew]

teen drinking is very bad...

[TheBuffnigga]

yea yea hop out tha jag blue rag on my decc put ya self in checc becuzz its the tyme 2 get a lil drunk a lil high as tha sky not tryna lie roll it up nd let tha smoke smoother ya eyes seen this lil shawty she had some thicc ass thighs so i put on the burners gettin tipsy tonite jus wanna turn her around bend that ass over like a rainbow goin in her 3 leaf clover haha thats how she ride ride a nigga so good she would commit a homicide

[SuperRayski]

let me just go ape/ cause when ski in the building ain't no escape/ necks i break, these niggaz iz fake, monopoly money/ smack da fuck outa dude that look at me funny/ runnin out da club wit ur face all bloody/ Hey buddy, I dont like to bicker, while you inside I'm out in the winter/ no coat so my the lines is sicker/ Bitches buy me drinks this dude is a tricker/ in the back of the club grinding up on a nikka..........Thats Nasty...lol

[urbanking18]

DOWN GOES EVERY SINGLE SO CALLED ROLLER/I'M STRONGER THAN BOULDER/OH I THOUGHT TOLD YA/AIN'T NO LIMIT TO THIS SOLDIER/I STEP OUT GOT YOU FROZEN LIKE A POSTER/THE SWAGG IS AUTOMATIC I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO POST HER/SWAGG SURFING I DON'T EVEN NEED TO COAST HER/I'M OVERFLOWING WITH STYLE I MAY NEED A BIGGER COASTER/THE FLOW WILL TAKE RIDE ROLLER COASTER/ANYTHING I SAY I DO NO I'M NOT A POSER/YOU WANT TRUE FIRE GET A LITTLE CLOSER/I HAVE TOO MANY FLOWING POWERS LIKE I'M GOSER/GREATNESS YES I CHOSE HER

[CollegeFoxhunt]

well I'm just a pua but leggo

listen, I'm a juggernaut when it comes to these drinks/

dudes talkin shit, don't give a fuck what they think/

ice on my wrist, its a fuckin skating rink/

Drive these haters to the motherfuckin brink/

they give me everything and the kitchen sink/

four horsemen in my system, I think?/

mixing my drinks with the lemonade that's pink/

surrounded by these pixies, call that bitch tink

[vwxy20z]

Queen.

[prepkid5]

@jeezyjaygee you mad nigga!

[prepkid5]

@jeezyjaygee -_________- NO SHIT SHERLOCK. ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING.

[calebbornshlegel]

n since im on the brink it got me to THINK, why the fuck i jus puked in the SINK, maybe cause too many brews i jus DRINKED, OR maybe cause those dirty pusses that werent PINK, or maybe cause they jus straight up STANK, or maybe cause thay so high class of a RANK, or maybe cause i need to go hit sum more DANK, or maybe cause i make so much godamn BANK, either way like inameeclipse jus STATE, I GOTTO STOP PUKING IN DA SANK!!!