How to Open a Banana Properly

[jekter]

this is so gay

[theTruthFace1]

thank you

[10335086]

this video sucked

[DaltonsUploads]

guys if you make fun of him it proves your ignorance, the actual way to open up a banana is to squeeze what you normally would think is the bottom but thats actually the top, just squeeze it, it opens very easily, and it is a fact that is the proper way to open a banana i used to do it the wrong way till i figured its more convenient and easy to do it the right way

[metalmonkey88]

@DaltonsUploads the "proper" way to open a banana? Are you serious? If it's more convenient and works better, okay. But deeming it the proper way to open a banana? Go tell that to the monkeys - barbaric creatures who only eat bananas the way nature tells them too. Btw, this "proper" technique takes way longer than my current method.

[DaltonsUploads]

@metalmonkey88 it is the proper way to open a banana, it is the fastest method of opening it and plenty of people know this in the world, i guess you havent seen very many monkeys because i've seen them eat it both ways they could care less how they hold it

[TheXand123]

457 people poke each other with bananas

[Z3AL07]

@TheXand123 Where did you get that number? lol

[TJor13]

Looking at the leftover peel still stuck to the banana, I'd say you did a terrible job. Your technique started out good but you sort of lost it in the end. I'm sorry to say this, but I've seen better.

4/10

[watermelonbot]

@AmritRmusic

You contributed so you also watched it

[watermelonbot]

Proper only has 3 things

[nar3sas]

How is it that this got more dislikes than likes, while a video just like this one got mostly likes as opposed to dislikes?

[Cacatelushurel]

i peel it from the other side, cuz i think it's easier idk :-??

[starofthelost]

U fucking asshole u proved meb wrong :(

[DuhyatheSecond]

This is the most efficient way to peel a banana, and prevents squishing that little yellow dick.

[mas6o0ol100]

wow .. it's like magic!

[TotalFunnyCrap]

I had a Banana once

[AmritRmusic]

really ppl?...... 118, 003 views....U PPL HAV NO LIFE! 

[sm3lly2ooo]

ive been watching all these 'how to peel a bannana' videos...i want a bannana

[Shikharqwerty]

WTF man????

[morgancodie]

ok this is so dumb i think i know how to open a bananna a banna

[YoTengoTomatoes]

@morgancodie I think its time for you to learn how to spell banana...

[morgancodie]

@YoTengoTomatoes be quite and you smeel like bum

[YoTengoTomatoes]

@morgancodie DUDE LEARN TO SPELL.

[1425Stephen]

actually everyone saying he is wrong IS wrong thats how monkeys open banana's and if you want to do it proberly then open it how he does it

[joe1969812]

Holy shit!! You suppose to PEEL THEM?!?!

[medanieuayan]

Wow. This video just changed my life for about .01%.

[MrPusga]

Lol in my homeland bananas are hard to peel.

But some recognize those bananas the best in the world =)

[kensei85]

He's right, I don't understand all the thumbs down, people must be happy going about things the wrong way to save face! Watch a monkey eat a banana ffs, they are the experts on eating a banana and they open them from the bottom, it's much easier than the other end

[LazarusNath]

wrong

[Zo0oMeRz]

You failed bad my fran :(

[MrProjectdjim007]

how to properly..sureley there isnt a manuel somwhere stating that this is the correct way..?

ever heard the saying there is more than 1 way to skin a cat..

[TyVerte]

you guys all missed the point - it's about opening a banana from the bottom up (which is the way apes do it and is more effective!)

[ThinkCassie]

i think the whole point of the video is that you're supposed to open a banana from the bottom up....

[JRSimpson13]

I can now make a video entitled "How to watch a shitty video"

[lavusrcu]

your doing it upside down....

[wetthebed6]

@lavusrcu EXACTLY THAT HOW YOUR MENT TO DO IT

[holymountains818]

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bodca1]

he even managed to open it from the wrong side, oh my

[wetthebed6]

@Bodca1 yeah thats the point your ment to open it like that thats how apes open there bannanas and its far easier

[GeeakFreeak]

@wetthebed6 Are you trolling the troll? It's hard to tell, really..

[wetthebed6]

@GeeakFreeak im just sayin that that is the correct way of opening one

[GeeakFreeak]

@wetthebed6 He's was just being ironic, though. lol

[allieful1]

@GeeakFreeak How do you know he's just being ironic? If you did research before you argued you'd see that this really is the right way to open a banana. It's more efficient; that's why monkeys open bananas like this.

[GeeakFreeak]

@allieful1 Well, I certainly know you're a troll.

Nice try, though.

[Sahgigoth]

You're my hero.

[Chihang256]

You're winner.

[ParkourSyah]

actually, this is the correct way to peel a banana..

[OrogDeMalfur]

@ParkourSyah ya if you like having a little piece of banana shit ont he top of your banana, open it from the other end if you dont like eating black shit on your banana

[coguhani]

WTF? I can't believe this I just watched that! Almost as mundane as Rebecca Black's FRIDAY lyrics.....

[MikeMallorca2010]

next week: "how to turn the light on/off"

[OrogDeMalfur]

ya but if you do it from the other end you dont get that little piece of shit on the top

[ericiidx]

@OrogDeMalfur word up fuck this method

[flashylightsy]

this is no joke, me and my friends were having some huge ass debate about this

[Geisharocks91]

You are of course right :) This is how the monkeys do it :)

[unsureofeverything]

I have never seen someone open a banana from that end before...

[TheReMexXx]

:D:D::D nice comments :D

[mrgatlinggun2011]

wow..amazing..thank u...you saved me...

[lordofthenachos]

oh i was waiting for a dirty joke in the highest section

hur

[MsIsabella001]

Cant wait to see your "how to boil water" and learning more about the mysteries of life

[MrButterworth24]

@MsIsabella001 hahahahaha i honestly rofled when I read that

[mysticwolf92]

@MsIsabella001 People in canada eat the whole thing apparently. They don't peel it.

[misstoyboxfan]

@mysticwolf92 No , Children eat the whole thing usually . I peel it , so do my friends ! Sometimes I see other people do that though .. x]

[mysticwolf92]

@misstoyboxfan Not what I heard from my friends in Canada. They're 18 and 16 and said most people up there don't peel them.

[NikoNash]

ugh...  he did it too fast.

[stevenBig1]

this is rocket science

[supercameljockeyman]

you did it backwards you foooool

[MsBlessTheFall94]

I still can't open my banana! D: lmfao xD

[RoanChuck]

I dont like bananas

[KarinMikazuki]

Its not rocket science.

[Girliciouss69]

everyone knows that

[PivotDoodle]

DICK

[MrKrayola13]

wrong

[RPFeltz]

I usually open them on the other end.

[seannnooo]

but, what about the brown snot at the end

[Schpudd]

that way actually seemed 400x harder than using the other end

[81rockstAr18]

your banana looks like shit

[Sebazzz1991]

@81rockstAr18 You must be blind

[Bowyy1]

thats the shit



[josholosh]

You made a bit of a hash of that,didn't you?

[S34Nowns]

u opened it fucking AWFUL too...the fuck....u give this method a bad name sir

[OBIETRICE86]

banana fans thumb up for me

[starkiss6]

wow... all u do is bend the stem back... lol dont have to do all tht 0.0

[killerm54]

my whole life i never had a priblem oping banana =/

[SoraLovesYaoi]

Penis.

[xXMasturChiiefXx]

thank u that's what i needed a long time now i found it an d i could eat my banane now than u so much

[ProAlternative01]

fail

[PhantomKode]

what? u just bend the top stem thing and it will break open the top. Then u just peel.

[1girl2sweet]

i feel stupid now. xD

[Stormy2021x]

I prefer people style.

[iassen1]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

[TruePowerX]

FALSE.

[iWriteUinMyDeathNote]

LOL THATS HORRIBLY PEELED THERE PIECES LEFT

[Advancedmathteacher]

...cool, educational AND entertaining

[Advancedmathteacher]

...oh, you peel it before eating it?

[Peelzor]

There's no fucking proper way to open a banana.

Lmao.

[benshannon111]

INCORRECT!

[iskoldhassanersej]

i open it from the other side

[elcafeuno]

I HATE YOU!

[FilipinoxBandito]

Actually, this is how monkeys open it, so... yea. He's not doing it wrong at all.

[cascada2468]

yeah thats the whole point!

[ButtPoopWiggle]

@RPGcollector1980 YOUR PERCEPTIONS ARE UPSIDE DOWN!

[sarith321123]

Does it taste better when you do it that way?

[JimJimDP]

are you fucking retarded, no dont answer just die

[sarith321123]

Jokes FTW

[KoLforLife]

ur doin it wrong

[TutorialsForYou19]

your a dumass if you do it the other way it get smushed at the top only people with personal knowledge do it this way.

[Comrie357]

what the flying fuck is the difference?

[cpunge001]

lol posting a video of opening a banana?0.0 Shit Men! do you have any life?

[namitsu1]

i dont like the dark stuff at the bottom of the banana, i always remove it

[YourPowerStation]

next time buy greenish yellow bananna they taste better

[idavid24]

i open bananas way better than u

[gluino]

I like to try avoid getting sap and gunk on my fingers though.

[adobepoopscript]

This is actually the correct way.

[oOWhaleFuckerOo]

wow u open a bannana? gratz

[h3arty]

@oOWhaleFuckerOo ahahahahaha that made me laugh so hard.

[ChaosBW]

lol you're doing it wrong XD

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[nXKhiev01]

I always open from the top.

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i shall try that next time, i always open from the other end.

[sidescrollin]

how the fuck is this different, I dont get it...how does everyone else open a banana lol.

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[rhinez0r]

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[Chrispgr4]

@rhinez0r how cute <3

[bluegama500]

@rhinez0r Actually, despite what people say. This is not how bananas are supposed to be opened, and monkeys don't "open bananas like this" in the wild. Its easier, but its not how they were meant to be opened.

Bananas were selectively bred by people for thousands of years. So monkeys never see these bananas in the wild. Wild bananas have big, solid seeds and are short and green.

[sinshiro]

@bluegama500 there are many kinds and I'm sure monkeys eat the edible varieties

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Ur a borned monkey..... :D

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[nikodex]

that's the right way!

[Maper555]

yay for common techonology

[itchyb00]

Horrible! Ugliest bannana peeling i have ever seen. Monkey knows the proper way of peeling it. I learned this from somedirection, give him all the credit. The correct way is to pinch the tip and peel it in two.

[Maper555]

what are you dumb? thats the right way you open it he jsut doesnt know how to split it into 2 sides

[itchyb00]

Ok, that may be the proper way of doing it. It is just horrible, that's my point.

[benjaminqueens]

thank u so much my parents never thought me this shit.uhhhh u saved my life dude wow

[bkim813]

obviously they didn't teach you how to spell either lol its taught

[JuliannaRatsAndaDog7]

Wow that is so cool

[rcharles900]

O.O wow

[Gunnar120]

Heh, its properly for it stays together at the end. Perfect for slipping on! Regardless of what mythbusters say, if you are NOT expecting it, you get bonked on the ground

[EdwinJoxe]

porperly for what???

[Ashleyuk1984]

well done prick face you fucked it up !

[BillyArtillery]

you fucking retard you fucked it up