Let's NOT Play Star Wars 03 - Defeat By Asteroid Spam

[TaiFerret]

I really hoped you would get through the asteroids but I can't blame you. It's hard. I remember when I first played this game. I could never get through this level, until I finally decided to get the max amount of shields.

[MasterZebulin]

It's like Star Voyager, really...

[overmind2000]

I think you can actually kill Boba Fett if you get the light saber. Which you get if you find Obi-Wan. Who the game doesn't tell you how or where to find.

You also have to grind Millennium Falcon powerups in a cave, as it's the only way to start with more health during the asteroids. There's no path, you just have to keep dodging until whenever.

The Death Star level after is brutally difficult with falling damage and careful jumping.

This game is the I Wanna Be The Guy of NES games.

[DrGreenfun]

haha luke doesnt even know bout the force obi wan isnt even there haha its kinda cool that you didnt have to do that you dont even need to get r2 either

[DrGreenfun]

dont forget about han try r 2 or something lol

[b0b0maj0]

I remember this level. They put it in the game boy and SNES versions as well. I'm pretty sure you just need to constantly move up and to the left (even though that would mean you're just doing a somersault) after about 4mins you pass the level.

[undeaddog]

o you play avoid the steroid pumped rocks for 5 min

[RynoZodiac]

@undeaddog Can't spell asteroid without a steroid.

[undeaddog]

@RynoZodiac guess the point

[MWaser]

Noooo! One of Zeta's embodiments has been defeated by the popcorn organisation! They're undefeatable!

[DarkfireTaimatsu]

Falling damage is, like, one of the worst things ever devised by video games.

And apparently Obi-Wan is optional to the story line. Oh, Lucas, you and your rewrites.

[Daeymien]

Another Star Wars game where stormtroopers CAN hit (and repeatedly, to the point of death) one of the main characters with a laser blast. At least in video games Vader and The Emperor don't look like complete morons for using them.

[tuRtLemAn064]

what is the popcorn organization? lol

[ZetaPlays]

One of my old running jokes, along with birds though less often, things that appear to look like popcorn tend to show up now and then to slap my shit around. It's been a long ass time, the last one was in Crystalis I think

[tuRtLemAn064]

@ZetaPlays oh ok lol. i thought it was realy funny lol

[MeAmUsedEr]

Darth Vader is president of the Popcorn Organization apparently.

[matthatter56]

Did the game designers even watch the movie? Because the whole asteroid thing didn't even happen till Empire Strikes Back. So far this game has given two things that don't even happen yet.

"Oh no Luke you have created a time paradox Luke Luke Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke".

[matthatter56]

Technically the music that plays when you are playing as Han doesn't appear until Empire Strikes Back in the actual movie. It first played in the Hoth base when Han was going to leave and Leia asked him to stay. Okay I know way to much about Star Wars music.

[up4sonic]

its kinda shit that you dont even hit half of the astroids but it sstill counts it lol

[CenturionBeta]

Wow... Star Wars Episode IV: The Popcorn Organization Strikes Back.

[piplup10203854]

why in the hell would the producers think it would be fun to dodge asteroids, like seriously when is that ever fun lol

[YottaSidedDice]

That would be a good time for a barrel roll.

[WaddlerD]

90% of the time if you take damage from a long fall in a 2D platformer, the game sucks... Star Wars is a prime example. Who the hell balanced this game? Michael Myers?

[zombie0ate0my0brains]

Ok I forgot to ask a while back, how does the wheel of crap work?

[ZetaPlays]

I spin for the amount of games remaining to play and select up to the number of which is given

[OZZYRULES200]

wow this game was a pain in the ass when i was a kid.

[DarkWolfen]

1:21, those aren't Ewoks, bonehead, those are Jawas! Gawd!

[ZetaPlays]

That's covered in the 'or whatever'

I don't memorize random names of things from movies I haven't seen in years

They're both midgets anyway

[zombie0ate0my0brains]

@ZetaPlays Cool. What systems does the wheel cover?

[ZetaPlays]

Clearly, NES SNES Genesis

[zombie0ate0my0brains]

@ZetaPlays Ok I'm gonna stop asking questions before you sic chewie on me. :D

[DarkWolfen]

@ZetaPlays Are the Sandpeople also covered in your ethnocentric collectivism?

[ZetaPlays]

I don't remember, were they midgets? If they're midgets, then yeah!

[Worenx]

LOLFIRST

Nah. I hated this game as a kid. Too freakin' hard. Man, the Wheel sometimes hates you, eh, Zeta?