Masterbation Guide, Vol. 1

[Anon1696]

SO. BRILLIANT.

[c0uldahadav8]

i cummed

[Duderadimus]

Hilarity



[meloearth]

This is pretty bad. Pls don't bother with Vol. 2.

[Mattteus]

I came without touching it...

[Phlexxon]

I had to laugh at this. You don't get scummier than Butt Bacon.

[WillHerndon]

LMFAO "i like to paint myself in menstrual blood and pretend im an apache warrior"......funniest shit ive heard in a long time

[maninwhitedress]

ha ha

[JumboMonkey01]

LOL This shit's really fucked up.

[Jennipop8]

LOL why do all real Estate Agents have the same look.

[penguinsnatcher07]

what is the title of the instrumental song that played in the beginning?

[Mattteus]

Spanish Flea

[KamakazieIdiot]

vol 2 may be target practice get ready to pump those shotguns!!!!!

[Rsimon859]

Volume 2 Would be something like this

I LIKE TO PUNT BABIES OFF OF SIX STORY HOUSES! WITH MY SCROTUM...

Please make a vol. 2

YAY!

[xxGuyWithGuitarxx]

hahaha, wow.

why do it yourself when you can get a H.J from your Girlfriend...if you can even get one...hahahahaha

[alexross8]

i bet yur like the 40 year old virgin arent you?

[nitrousboy0311]

dude...the yellow words didnt help...

[jenkinSL1]

they sure did !

[collector000063]

I tend to agree with puppy

[Cheese71]

........LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Just the combination of Journey, with the random comments..and the pictures!!!!HAHAHAHAXD This was one of the dumbest things ever, but it made me laugh!

[yummy7777]

I am sorry but this crap is not puppy pounding material LOL

[darkdemon247]

LOL it worked

[BlahAndMeh]

hmmm wonder if anybody actually masterbated to this video *looks around* XD

[bigboyburnsy]

Please make a volume 2!!

[Slave2Sin17]

roflmao

[freag]

it was t fukig lg gt dam it!!!!!! nw my muse is all sticky ad my keys r stuk t the key bard fucking dicks

[lysernix]

sucked

[evoclin]

omg thats hilarious

[razorbabyy]

Have to start sometime

[6d3m0n6]

thx that relly helped me =) o and did i inform u that im 8 years old...=====}~~~~

[JMelo19]

wtf was that?

[Link4lyfe]

*sits in corner rethinking life*

[blackroach00]

lol

[blackroach00]

really boring...

[xoMuchLoveXoxo]

real estate agents!! hahahahahahaha

[GreenCacktus]

In Soviet Russia, penis masturbates you!

[jugalinko]

that was freakin awesome, i fell over in my chair and almost knocked my pc off the desk.

[mnetrucker]

lmao awkwardpictures...Between you and this video I'm busting a gut rotf

[awkwardpictures]

I came during the opening titles. And while everyone else was ejaculating, I was ashamed and suicidal. All in all, it was the best birthday ever.

[tua17292]

that's pretty f*ed... but hilarous!!! Props

[phildstine]

So freakin funny...seriously, that was great!