True Blood - Minisode #5 - Bill

[EnchantedSweetheart]

I really like Bill. I want Sookie and Eric together so much, but I do love Bill. He's rather cheeky when nobodys watching :)

[MrInfidal]

Sometimes i doubt bills commitment to sparkel motion :/

[allister56]

Im Glad Tara died :)

[taikuriku]

@allister56 me too :)

[Vict0riaV]

ROFL 

[zoric82]

I call that Desire.

[dede07gee]

omg i want him hes just soo damn sexi .....why must i love vampire men sooo much edward,emmet,jasper,bill,eric,­dracula ...lol.

[foxglove427]

She is super creepy ew.



[WJodieW]

@butmanandrej It's a minisode, winnet.

[dede07gee]

omg this turned me on i love bill hes sooo fucken sexy ummm and chest um *bites lip ;)

[butmanandrej]

WTF which season and episode is this

[rabbitholegirl1]

Love this! Bill all the way 

[sweetiepie1610]

the way a pirate would WTF HES A VAMPIRE!!!! XD

[supakawaiikitti]

I love Bill. He's such a sweetheart!

[alifelessnecessary]

is that the old teacher from Donnie Darko? lol.

[Teressii]

@alifelessnecessary creepy, right?

[askarsfan2011]

Bill is a sexy bastard. Stephen does such a great job portraying that subtle dark sensuality. Love it.

[ruska9595]

that's why bill doesn't need money

[ChurchOfMe93]

I still like Bill. I like the idea of a vampire southern gentleman. This scene was perfect. Really caught me off guard, I couldn't tell whether or not she was afraid or turned on until they sat down. Then it's like 'oh shit, she's a fangbanger' haha. Very amusing.

[justjoking15]

poor bill. all these weird women....like the clothing store lady...now the jewellery lady. 

[smally809]

@justjoking15 and his own family lololol.

[GoogLf2]

TWILIGHT = FUCKING GAY

stop thinking twilight its good and bringing ur twilight shit to True Blood stuff

[codruta24]

I think she loocks a lot like the Belfleur's feary - the one with whome he had sex in s4 e10-11. am i wrong?

[ADAVIDOLOGIST]

i like bill and eric, bill is more of a gentleman though since he grew up in 1800's and eric is cool.

[britters220]

TEAM ERIC!

[silver88759]

HAhahahahahaahahahhahahah!!!!

[HisNeverland]

did he have sex with her in exchange for the ring?

[noigirl]

laughed all the way through this XD

[Filbob21]

"pleeease" haha

[FreezingPyromaniac]

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?!

[josegr21]

@FreezingPyromaniac she horny.

[TheTita1718]

I don't get it, did he agreed to have sex with her in exchange for the cost of the ring??? I like Bill but that is just creepy LOL

[Odinia7]

take her damn finger off

[Odinia7]

i had a teacher mr smallwood

[eyasohma]

bill you cheeky bastard! thats mean cheating her out of a ring.... hehe oh hell i would have done the same. XD

[DarknessInVivian6]

Bill is a hot vampire but, Eric is hotter. <3

[LeiaPooh123]

BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!



[mygirlfanatic]

who woulda thought bill was this cheeky!haha.

[peanutking242]

i tot im gonna see some kinky granny sex!

[xCLUBNEONx]

I knew that once I heard her name, "Smallwood" that somehow there would be a reference to "small wood" ;] especially when I heard she was divorced lol, then she said it! I laughed so hard

[llosientollosiento]

Bill is fuking hot. yeah yeah eewheh hot hot

[jessicalained5sa4s41]

i love bill ♥

[MsNonInflatable]

I like how that sales woman obviously freaks Bill out.. Who would have though that the thing to scare vampires were horny saleswomen?

[tivron]

hahahaha!!! this is funny!!!

[coldbeatle89]

Smallwood and Bushy. BAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ToxicPoisonTH]

@coldbeatle89

i thought it was Pushy :)) .. which is funnier :))

[fatkatneversleeps]

Bill is a good boy. Eric is a bad boy. Generally speaking of course. It all depends on what you like. I like a little bit of both ;)

[dspeev8]

I'm sorry, but every time I see that lady I get freaked out 'cause I remember her from an episode from Criminal Minds. Let me tell you she was insane...

[xCLUBNEONx]

@dspeev8 didnt shehave dolls or something... something to do with cremation though right?:P

[dspeev8]

@xCLUBNEONx not the dolls one, she kept abducted children as her own and if they misbehaved she cremated them... ugh so freaky :$

[slythoughts]

@dspeev8 Seems like some of it seeped over :/

[misspurplepetals]

take me gently like a pirate would haha :L wtf?! x

[frozensporks]

My husband, Mr. Smallwood certainly lived up to his name *Wink*

[tlinit]

interesting

[supasxcangel89]

i freaking LOVE Bill lol

[partygirl209]

awww...Bill's so sweet!!

[xoxFranziixox]

he should have just send her to Fangtasia ;-)

[ogunonjo]

haha she DID get fucked by bill...just not how she hoped

[sadasaimhot]

"just tell me what you want daddy" LOL this woman is amazing

[UpRoaryus]

LOL @ "That's my husbands name... 'Smallwood'"

[mcoop720]

BIll sucks!!! read the books,

[megleee]

The way a pirate would.

[TheDarkPassenger213]

love bill... i love how he totally walked down half naked to make her even extra giving,

[xxIDropDeadGawjusxx]

She basicly told Bill her husband had a small one...Great move :D

[NucoRose]

I love Bill. Screw eric.

[o0iateyourmom0o]

... SMALL WOOD... tehe... # w #

[innagaddadavita12345]

thats the lady from Donnie Darko

[TheAllyIs]

@innagaddadavita12345 You mean Mary Mcdonnell the woman that played Rose Darko? If so you have it soooooooo wrong! Mary is way more prettier.

[innagaddadavita12345]

@TheAllyIs no she played the mean teacher lady who Donnie told to forcibly shove her lifeline exercise card into her anus.

[StyrbjornStarke]

Are these bonus episodes? was this in the series?

[olijvenstokbrood]

@StyrbjornStarke They weren't in the series or the books, the minisodes are just a little something Alan Ball created to keep us satisfied while waiting for the new season. They are irrelevant to the storyline, just little additions.

[darkpersianuk]

D'aw, the ring seller is just adorable isn't she? But Bill, stop being making the atmosphere so awkward! Total cringe!

[blaze100]

wtf a pirate? haha has she been with pirates already?

[HarryPotterFanatics8]

Everyone makes fun of the name "Bushy", but not the name "Smallwood"? Really?

[GodForsakenWishes]

@HarryPotterFanatics8

esssh, imagine it double-barreled- "Hi! I'm Mrs. Bushy-Smallwood. Please to meet ya!" ;)

[Whoopdewhoo]

Haha! Love it! And Bill looks goood here.

[pearlbeautylove]

I don't know why people hate Bill. I think he's adorable. I like Eric more though.

[darkangelina42]

@pearlbeautylove erics waaaaaay better

[brookbaker81]

@pearlbeautylove i know!! eric is my fave. i don't like sookie though. her teeth bug me too much.

[Aceyellow26]

@pearlbeautylove why do u hate bill hes awesome and eric belongs to me just like the replay button

[pearlbeautylove]

@Aceyellow26 Who said I hate Bill. I like him and Eric belongs to us all.

[potter9006]

@pearlbeautylove i agree! i was rooting for bill and sookie up until bill lost most of his tender gentle self. that plus the horrible lies. at least eric has always been himself.

[britters220]

@pearlbeautylove

because he is an asshole, he raped sookie... hes a liar.

[yourtornpictures]

@britters220 no, that WASN'T bill. If Bill had any say in what he was doing he woudn't have done that.

[pearlbeautylove]

@britters220 Raped Sookie? When? Besides, as much as I love and adore Eric, he can be jerky at times too. Though I prefer his real side over his new "sensitive" side.

[Sardonac]

@britters220 he raped sookie? When? 

[Bydenn]

@Sardonac

In the books, he raped sookie in the books.

[Sardonac]

@Bydenn That doesn't matter for this show, which is radically divergent from the books and doesn't take them as cannon.

[TheRecknor]

the amount off innuendo in this is incredible

[FagChan]

She wasn't a little strange....

[furuzon12]

fuck bill. eric ftw!

[XxIchLiebekaulitzxX]

i don't like bill.

never did.

i hope sookie kills him for fucking his maker.

[LORDNARCISSUS]

did he say he wanted it for free?

such a gentleman,...not. i like bill with principles, not rogue... that's why eric's there for

[NicholsGirl13]

@LORDNARCISSUS No, not for free. He said, "At cost," which means he is asking for the price that the store paid for it, not the inflated cost with the extra profit built in. It's not actually unreasonable at all.

[musiclovinggurl123]

XD she is such a creeper.

[AddEmotion]

"tell me what you want daddeh' hahaha.. horney bitch.

[sweetreat2]

I hate Bill!!! Team ERIC

[koreanstyler]

@sweetreat2 Team ERIC? Seriously? Get the fuck off with that twilight shit.

[sweetreat2]

@koreanstyler Eric is so much hotter and funnier then lame ass bill

[koreanstyler]

@sweetreat2 That was not the point of my comment.

[sweetreat2]

@koreanstyler Then what is the point?

[koreanstyler]

@sweetreat2 Not to transfer that Twilight shit ("team eric") to a good vampire series like True Blood.

[sweetreat2]

@koreanstyler Ok i'll remember that

[LnadeJuves]

@koreanstyler  Amen!!!!!

[meamaa]

The Way a PIRATE would hahaha

[meamaa]

Horny old Bitch

[nosferatu666666]

The books are sooo much better than the series but totally different. I dont like Bill that much from the books. But Eric WOW!!

[koreanstyler]

@nosferatu666666 I like them both. The books are better, yes, but not that much. And its awesome that the series is so different, that it's like having the same story twice.

[Wellworm]

I love Beth Gibbons!

[Simsker]

@gothicfox1 well it does not meter anymore cuz I know hate Bill I can't wait for the next season primier oh yeah and ps...trilogies gor fags,believe me I do not like it.

[SomeCrazyShit1]

pleasssee looool

[itsmonicaaah]

smallwood and bushy.

[mspixiepunk]

"the way a pirate would" lol

[Potter3000]

oh my gosh..... hahaha

[partygirl209]

this series is soo sexy!!

[Simsker]

Go team Bill!!!

[gothicfox1]

@Simsker please dont twilight this

[xVikingNatiex]

oh gawd xD

[TheBrooksieBear]

She's on a commercial for Skittles. O.o

[HappyBunny0023]

Lol Bill's cheap.

[gelingelingx]

Bill and Sookie are both morons. They deserve each other.

[twilighturrrbby]

@gelingelingx Hater!

[gelingelingx]

@twilighturrrbby Are you kidding me? True Blood is one of my favourite shows ôO But that doesn't mean I have to love every character. I think Sookie is pesky and Bill is just annoying. So hey, they're good together. But I adore Jessica and Eric is... oh wow, no words <3 And there are so many other multifaceted characters... Ah, I don't have to explain myself.

[ChildOfTheFlower]

Bill you sneaky devil  lol XD

[boykin1324]

I'm sorry from 4:02 afterward, I got a bit lost. He wants her to sell the ring to him. But she'll get in trouble for it?

[yunahera]

@boykin1324 Bill is asking to buy the ring at COST price, meaning the saleswoman won't make any profit for her company/ won't get her own comission. That's why she'll be in trouble.

[boykin1324]

@yunahera Oh. Now it makes sense -- thank you!

[calanais06]

"Pleaase.." at 3:37 - I understand her!!

[joewvictory]

Kinda?! Bill is super sexy.

[09bonita09]

Bill look kinda sexy

[11carlie]

Hahaha Yeah Old Women Needs to get laid!

[Iwantobelieve2]

Miss Bushy and Mr. Smallwood!! hahahhahaha!! oh yea, I love the writers for this show!

[GGirlma]

>_< s0 sex le Bill

tu peux mtraduire stp, jpige pas la fin qd il l'hYptnÔse ^^

merci bisous

[ToshAroundMac]

@GGirlma Un petit coup de main entre francophones. J'essaie de traduire fidèlement : «(Bill) :Mrs. Smallwood, qu'espérez-vous précisément accomplir ce soir? (Smallwood) J'espère que vous me ravagiez juste ici sur ce divan de velours, et me preniez doucement, mais pas trop doucement, comme un pirate le ferait. (Bill)... Ben ça n'arrivera pas. (Smallwood) S'il-vous-plaît? (Bill) Non. Je suis l'homme d'une seule femme, et le vampire d'une seule humaine. (Smallwood) Ah maudit. / suite...

[ToshAroundMac]

(Bill)Je peux vous proposer un scénario différent. Un scénario qui pourrait satisfaire vos désirs, vu qu'ils ont pour source votre besoin de me concevoir comme un objet sexuel à cause de ce que je suis, ce qui est, pour être franc, un peu insultant... (Sw)Dis-moi simplement ce que tu veux, cher. (B) Qu'est-ce que vous diriez si, après que j'aie choisi une bague, vous offriez de me la vendre... au prix coutant? (S)Mais ça va m'attirer des ennuis. (B)Je trouve que c'est bien mérité.

[GGirlma]

>_< s0 sex le Bill

[fifirockefeller]

What does Bill, do, exactly, for funds?

He has a Wii, buys a ring for Sookie, brings dry cleaning home, and acquires TrueBlood for his progeny Jessica. Tara had a legitimate question for Sookie - what does he do for a "living?"

[markowaterpolo]

@fifirockefeller He's a procurer. He procures.

[MountStEllyn]

@fifirockefeller He is a procurer for the queen of Louisiana.

[ainival4ever]

hahaha bill's good bargaining

[chiraag2000]

"just jam it in there... and now image how it would feel" hahahah

[shonenjumpfan]

Bill is badass.

[Sindizwe]

not much more to do than laugh like a pirate would

[MRDEREVKO]

Mr Smallwood!

[SibirianBlue]

Oh Bill, you crafty .... :)

[ichigofluff66]

>.> 'one woman vampire' my ass... 

[CasualMaggot]

hahaha, i was laughing so hard, clapping my lap the way a pirate would!

[eden077]

Bill a pirate ? hahahahaha

[DpHc14]

Awkward moments with Bill Compton :)

[fran21ish]

Oldhead is a freak...

[anyankawolfy]

damn, those minisodes are hilarious!!! well done, HBO, well done...

[TxWtlifter]

lolol who put mrs. farmer in true blood?

[Supermanu15]

hahaha way the gop vampire bill!:D

[hxcXkitty]

omfg. this is hilarioussss!! XD

[derrangedmutha]

"Tell me what you want daddy." LOL!

[unitychicken]

That was funny as hell WTF ..... Lol

[muradori]

like a pirate damn woman, what ya talkin' about? but still i did wonder how he bought the ring. nice to know!

[scoobydisney]

"But I don't mind telling you that my husband - Mr Smallwood - certainly lived up to his name!" BWAHAHA! XD And Bill's face! TMI, woman! lol

[Kylboile]

That actress is in everything. She's like the prudey female version of Fred Willard.

[brenlauren]

just tell me what u want daddy

[vbro2912]

Hahaha! Go Bill!

[illegalmartian]

i'm pissed at him for fucking loren or whatever that bitches name is...just wait until sookie finds out

[RakelWebb]

@illegalmartian have you ever read the books? they don´t end together....

[rubsrosey]

I know I don't like him any more he really hurt her inside and out

[Aneba76]

@illegalmartian LOL that's too funny! the head twisted vamp is Lorena

[o0falloutgirl0o]

@illegalmartian But he told her in phonecall- she didn't believe him

[StarlingKnight]

@illegalmartian;

Loreena. She was Bill's maker and vampire and his/her maker always have special bond that goes above anything else. Think of Eric crying and mumbling ancient swedish when Godric died, would you consider Eric gay cause of his actions?

Bill spent several decades with Loreena and how long they have been together with Sook? 6 months?