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  • GlaDOS on Sciontology!?

  • stupid voice.

  • there Try asian brides  #lushfmlk.info#

  • can i have youtube give me audio previews in this voice instead?

  • But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

    You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

    And the Science gets done.

    And you make a neat gun.

    For the people who are still alive.

  • If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.

    Here's to those who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right... what they knew was right.

  • where did you find this GLaDOS? Share it!

  • The organization must not be organized or operated for the benefit of private interests, and no part of a section 501(c)(3) organization's net earnings may inure to the benefit of any private shareholder or individual. If the organization engages in an excess benefit transaction with a person having substantial influence over the organization, an excise tax may be imposed on the person and any organization managers agreeing to the transaction.

  • Question. What program did you use to create the GLaDOS synthesized voice?

  • Yes, please share!

  • bump

  • glad you guys desided to them like this

  • GLaDOs, you own me a fucking companion cube!

  • Let stupid people become brainwashed.

  • "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers" thats why!!

  • this video makes it sound like they are forming a counter religion. Protest, but why bring yourselves to the level of scientology by telling people what or what not to believe?? Is that not what you want to stop?

  • We don't care about the beliefs of scientology, who cares if they think Xenu flew people in DC8 space planes powered by rocket engines, the problems: Tax exempt (they are clearly a HIGHLY profitable organisation), they also have copyrights on their texts, a true religion would give away its texts for no more than the printing cost. Anonmyous is about freedom of information. Anonymous is not a religion, it is a banner given to people who post on message boards without using a name or login.

  • I am not saying you are a religion because that would be a very harsh thing to say about what anyone believes. But whats your point, a true religion, as far as i know is just the opinions of a collective, and those opinions usually make money, money that is used to make more money spreading opinions. My point, people are greedy and headstrong, and WILL ALWAYS be. Its just human nature, but i guess there are to many people to snuff the greed of all.

  • When one sees a outright disregard to basic laws and human rights, as the church of Scientology has done, one should stand up to it to make the change. I don't know whats worse. The fact that what they do is allowed to happen, or the fact that there are people who don't care about it. Educate yourself. Do the research.

  • sounds like the portal voice from orange box

  • It sounds like Glados!!!

  • how can make that voice?'

  • Has anyone seen The Twilight Zone? This kind of feels like it, I mean, a science fiction based cult vs unknown computer hackers that use robotic voices to give messages.... My worse nightmare was I would be stuck in the twilight zone... and I fear that we all are now.

  • you r so sadly misinformed & ignorant. dear news organizations? it's obviously you just suck up the mass propaganda they feed you. hope u enjoy yr meal

  • hahahahahah

    pot

    kettle

    black

    ur the one brainwashed

  • never met the bozos

    study the truth, not the media

    follow the money

    not the church (sad small change)

    the real money: ur the one brainwashed

  • brainwashed

    do ur homework

    find MKULTRA

    find the source

    read the references

    learn the truth not the media kak

  • n 2004, Mission Impossible star Cruise was awarded a Platinum Meritorious Award for a $2.5 million gift to COS. In 2006, he donated another $2.5 million, for which the Association of Scientologists awarded him the Diamond Meritorious award.

    Some celeb gifts from 2007 and their corresponding rewards to the COS:

    * Nancy Cartwright, $10 million.

    * Kirstie Alley, $5 million.

    * John Travolta, $1 million.

    * Kelly Preston, $1 million.

    * Priscilla Presley, $50,000.

    Source from ShowbizSpy dot com

  • boycott all movies/tv show of these COS members.

    Expect Us

  • Justice!

  • GlaD0S is hot

  • feb 10!

  • Beware those who would deny you access to information, for in their hearts they dream themselves your masters.

    GET INFORMED

  • there will be no cake for you scientologists, only pits of fire.

  • EXCELLENT WORK

    UNITE TO FIGHT

    WE ARE ANONYMOUS

    WE ARE LEGION

    WE DO NOT FORGIVE

    WE DO NOT FORGET

    THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINING

    EXPECT US

    Febreary 10, WORLD WIDE

  • I believe in cake. THERE WILL BE CAKE!

  • KSW bitch!

  • that news was scary...

  • having worked in media, I can tell you why the media doesnt expose CoS: they are afraid of being sued and spending millions of dollars to defend their companies in court. even the most important story can be stifled if the station or newspaper fears a lawsuit from a plaintiff with very deep pockets.

  • This was a triumph....

  • More reporters like John Sweeney need to try and take on the bastards

  • I swear to god, I have to say that this sounds more like a subconcious messege rather than a public messege.

    Regardless, I fully support you. Fight on.

  • This was a triumph....

  • GLaDOS FTW

  • this videos message is quite different from the usual anonymous view. anonymous claims not to be against the people/believers but against the organization.

    Looks as if they want to make anonymous look bad. Probably the cult themselves put this video up.

  • Anonymous was never against the members. They are poor, brainwashed victims.

  • Anonymous can destroy, dismantle, punish.

    Anonymous can not kill.

  • Oh.

  • Madmoe77 you really are clueless. I've read a bunch of your comments on this video, and it seems you don't understand that anonymous is not against the members of scientology or even the belief system they follow (xenu lol), they are against the way the church brainwashes susceptible people, ruins families, drains its victims bank accounts and assets as well as the brutal measures it takes when dealing with its critics.

  • I try to live a Christian life. So this will be hard to say, but, I believe the truth is the best way. Most news organizations are not organizations; but propaganda mouthpieces of the global elite. They would make Goebbels proud. Most of your female news anchors, and even most of the men all have to carry a bottle of scope with them to work. To wash the filth out of their mouth. I support freedom.

  • Fuck Anon ... watch our responses to these dumbasses ...

  • I knew GLaDOS hated Scientology.

  • Knowledge is free.

    We are Anonymous.

    We are Legion.

    We do not forgive.

    We do not forget.

    Expect us.

  • WARNING...ANONYMOUS is a government group, they were started to infiltrate the internet. They get low level hackers to work for them by saying they are just a bunch of hackers trying to help the nets. The government hasn't stopped them because they created them so that they could claim there is internet terrorism thus giving them reason to take over the internets.

  • ufail

  • Anonymous is NOT a group. Anonymous is an entity, which merges to fight for a cause, and dissipates once the enemy is vanquished.

    Nice try there, though, Scientologist troll.

  • I'm a Christian, but nice try.

  • This is not prejudice! This is freedom This is liberty!

  • How is this not discrimination and kicked off this site? Honeslty-you may not agree with Scientology but this is direct discriminationa and prejudice. And hiding your identity doing so is even more apprehensible! This isn't a comic book! It's reality!

  • Your leaders didn't seem to take discrimination and reality into consideration when they murdered Lisa McPherson.

  • Millions died in the crusades. Organized religion is bad. The way Anon is representing itself as a hive mind is even worse. One thought, one big organized mistake. You should do more research and actually speak with a source besides internet surfed information. Don't see any vids from an Anon person talking directly with a Scientologist have we!?!

  • The demise of scientology is only the beginning.

  • How is this discrimination? There has been no action against any person because of their beliefs, only against an organization which robs its members, kills its dissenters, and stifles all free speech that criticize it.

  • Lisa McPherson was a long time ago my friend. And I am agnostic. If you want to talk death though look at the catholics and the crusades for one. These people have a right to their personal beliefs. If this was done as an attack on any other race, culture or religious practice or even sex you guys would be in trouble.

  • Why attack other races and cultures? They don't kill their own members. No other religion attacks their own members. And personal beliefs, in this instance, is feeding a death machine that kills and rips apart families.

  • dera madmoe,

    hows about YOU GET THE FUCK OFF THIS VIDEO AND STOP BASHING EVERYONE? ITS FUCKING TICKING ME OFF!

    -ANGRYANON

  • Disagreeing is not bashing. There is a better way. Sorry you don't agree with me. This is just a video, imagine how someone would feel when you attack their beliefs.

  • well, understand good sir, that scientology ruins the lives of theyre members, dont believe me? go ask a scientologist how much in debt they are because of having to pay for theyre scientologist supplies, you have to pay over 20,000$ dollars for a belief, and why is money needed for religion? isnt that a bit suspicous? the answer is yes, it is suspicius, now the money they get they use for lawyers that bleed you dry of money in court, so is this the religion you are trying to defend? be ashamed

  • Leaked scientology documents.

    I read some of LRH's policies on Scientology Children.

    Speaks of stripping away the mental construct they have with their parents and replacing it with loyalty to dianetics. Sickening.

  • That's right, it is reality. Every last bit of it. The families who have born torn apart were real. The people whose careers and futures have been destroyed. They, too, are all real. The people who have died, each and everyone was a real person just like you. Anonymous is every person that Scientology ever has and ever will wrong. It is the voice of the dead and the destitute.

    Power is a privilege. Knowledge is a right.

  • So what good would attacking the innocent people who have found faith and personal strength in this do? Are you going to be responsible for their well-being once they don't have that support anymore? Your last two statements are your best for my argument. They know what they belong too and that knowledge good or bad is their right!

  • You say in your previous post that organized religion is bad, but here you say that people need this organized religion for their well being.

    You are made of fail.

  • Made of fail lol. I am made of experience. Through education and not slander people lean that their self-worth is greater than the success of the organization. This mentality that is being used with some childish "Anon" title is no different than the religious overzealousness in Scientology-forceful changing of peoples minds. Combating an ideal is ludicrous. Eventually you have to go for the people who support it and that in lays the real issue here.

  • I fail to see how it discriminates...

  • Keep game goofing lol. I am not trying to be rude but you guys are being ridiculous about others rights of choice. the language beingused in these vids and on these comments is inflamatory and direct. Not funny to those who you would be aiming them against. If you haven't noticed Scientologists are people with rights no matter you liking them or not. There in lies the deliberate discrimination of their rights and prejudice thought on your behalf.

  • People with rights? Sure.

    The right to charge people thousands of dollars to the "secret" of their religion, while still getting tax cuts? No.

    The right to strongarm the courts in their favor? No

    The rights to harass, try to frame, and even harm their critics? No

    The rights to tear families apart, force people to have abortion, and even kill their own people? No

    I have nothing against their beliefs or practices, I do have a problem with their blatant violation of simple human liberties

  • These people choose this lifestyle. And none of what you list here is legal. It wouldn't be allowed in practice without a signature of confidence with a healthy mind. These are what we call social dogmas being changed to fit a group and the whole don't support it. The convents of christianity also ask for vows in poverty, sexual restraint, and the lack of free will. Attack them too!?!

  • they are having their rights taken from them. they are being brainwashed into believing that they must give everything they have to a church that gives them nothing. a church that was created to exploit them for its own gain. they have rights... and we are merely going to restore those rights.
  • History has shown that organized religion has always used to control a majority uneducated in the ideal. Manifest destiny is never taught in most of these because it would suggest to much personal power and little control. Unfortunately what "Anon" is doing wrong is being way to aggressive and only justifying the security in their "scientology faith" that others will just attack them with or without it. Seriously-actions and words make for viable misrepresentation.

  • Anon is giveing us cake YAY

  • Where's my godamn cake?

  • t!eh portals

  • the cake is a lie

  • ... now you're thinking with portals!

  • lol portals

  • can you give me the link to where you downloaded your speech system?

  • sage

  • "his responses about religion verged on the rhetorical" -- re Einstein btw - sorry.

    Usually they were statements of his deep spiritual love for the physical world and it's innate natural properties, humanist ethics [made of WIN] which are rooted in reason and not biblical texts.

  • Scientology is case you missed it is an ego oriented practice that leave the observer feeling superior to non-adherents, and distorts their world view. They will be out of balance with their world and we can see what sort of happy at best that gives you in Cruise's raving case.

  • woah the voice from portal? where you get that :p

  • All religions are cults based on bullshit fables !

  • THAT ROBOT SOUND HOTT I WANNA FUCK HER ASws

  • Don't expect to get anything, she's a tease.

    The cake is a lie, after all.

  • GLaDOS should have finished with "The cake was not a lie."

    Expect.

  • Go Mormons!

  • Sounds like Satan talking.

  • satan is a woman, of cource

  • The cake is a lie.

  • all religions are lies and Christianity has a far darker past than Scientology.

  • You know who thought pretty highly of religion?

    Albert Einstein. You soppy cunt.

  • And he's dead.

    Soppy and dead.

  • What kind of "religion" did Einstein think pretty high of? Christianity? Islam? Or maybe it was the ancient Mayan religion that practiced sacrificing young virgins and wearing their skin as masks?

  • Oh, let's see:

    "It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."

  • Actually his responses about religion verged on the rhetorical, often politically subtle doges to avoid saying he was not religious in a time when it was ill advised to do so.

  • Actually his responses about religion verged on the rhetorical, often politically subtle doges to avoid saying he was not religious in a time when it was ill advised to do so.

  • Studies say that, even if religion isn't factually correct, the psychological benefits are unimaginable.

  • [citation needed]

  • "Moving away from traditional religious beliefs to trendy, self-focused religions and spirituality is not making young adults happier, according to new research.

    A UQ study has found that young adults with a belief in a spiritual or higher power other than God were at more risk of poorer mental health and deviant social behaviour than those who rejected these beliefs."

  • Oh, interesting study. I just looked it up. It's true, I think. Focusing on yourself will make you unhappy. But, can you grow without that introspection? I wonder.

  • Mindfulness is beneficial, but mindfulness of ONLY ego will only grow ego. It' must be balanced with mindfulness of the rest of the world if you are not to end up with a distorted view of the world.

  • We are anonymous

    We are legion

    We do not forgive

    We do not faget

  • Hey, anyone fighting fascist organizations in any way is a hero of mine. Could you do something about the fascists in US government while you're at it? Cheney anyone?

  • The "religion" is a lie.

  • Go Get'm Tiger. All cults are evil and retarded. Creep them the hell out.

  • The raid has failed because of newfags like you who don't do things for the lulz.

  • Footage = win

  • And seriously, Planet Earth footage? Yeah, real subtle.

  • Goddamn these are so fucking dumb.

  • The cake is a lie... Only one thing can save Scientologists... Aperture Science: That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.

  • so much larger than life NOT

  • This video is from blue planet.

  • err, planet earth.

  • will there be punch and pie?

  • Cake is a lie.

  • I'm making a note here, "Huge Success!"

  • I find it interesting that you choose to say "we are legion." In the Bible when Jesus is speaking a man possessed by many demons he asks for a name. The response is "We are legion."

  • Jesus is a myth. All religion is bogus.

  • Whether you think that or not it is still something from a well known book which refers to demons.

  • "Legion" is simply a representation of how many come into one.

  • GLaDOS is baaaack!

  • If you're really so concerned about these core values and principles of human freedom, justice, and liberty, I suggest you take up a more ambitious fight and take on the individuals and corporations that fund and perpetuate a system that allows for Scientology to operate in the first place. Take out the keystone, and it all comes tumbling down.

  • I was thinking the same thing. Why not expose Monsanto, for instance? They've done 100x the harm of Scientology.

  • You're way off base in your focus. While you're making videos about a wacky cult, President Bush is getting away with an illegal war, the CIA is wiretapping citizens, detaining people illegally and torturing them, and Blackwater Private Security is raping and killing innocent Iraqi civilians.

  • You're way off base in your focus. While you're making videos about a wacky cult, President Bush is getting away with an illegal war, the CIA is wiretapping citizens, detaining people illegally and torturing them, and Blackwater Private Security is raping and killing innocent Iraqi civilians. On 9/11, the US government murdered 3,000 of its own citizens.

  • this was a triumoh

  • Still alive,Still alive.

  • You guys are fucking pathetic, and irrelevant. I hope you realize everyone is laughing at you except your own buddies.

  • Scientology reminds me of the Magesterium in Golden Compass.

  • Cake is a lie

  • starting to sound alot like a terrorist group.

  • Is that Planet Earth, Jungles (nature's hothouses) JUNGLE BOOGIE!

  • so that's what GLaDOS is doing when she's not making cake

  • Look out scientology! They will... ruin your computers? um Well still scientology deserves it.

  • With GLaDOS on their side, they are unstoppable!

  • GO ANON!!!!

  • MOAR VIDEOS! keep em comming

  • remember, *you* are the body politik, the angry masses.

  • the Xenu is a lie!

  • Of course Xenu is a lie... but so are all the other texts of the Cult.

  • I, uh, it's...you see...just go play portal.

  • We find it interesting that you did not mention the other objections in your news reporting.

    The stifling and punishment of dissent within the totalitarian organization of Scientology.

  • A transcript, from Reddit:

    Dear News Organizations.

    We have been watching your reporting of Anonymous's Conflict with The Church of Scientology.

    As you said. The so called Church of Scientology, have actively misused copyright,

    and trademark law, in pursuit of its own agenda.

    They attempt, not only to subvert free speech, but to recklessly pervert justice to silence

    those who speak out against them.

  • Goddamnit this is taking too long

  • What sound program was used to create this?

  • Its the creepy voice from the game Portal.

  • Yes, but how did they get the Portal woman (GLaDOS) to speak against scientology?

    I'd expect GLaDOS to say "why am I still talking when there's scientology to do" ;D

  • forums[dot]facepunchstudios[do­t]com[slash]showthread[dot]php­?t=478060

    The way to recreate the voice without the actual voice actor was discovered on this thread. There is a tutorial on the second page (near the bottom-middle) that tells you how to do it step by step in a formant editing program called Melodyne. It sounds remarkably close and it's easy to do.

  • replace [dot] and [slash] with their respective characters (. and /), btw

  • Thanks, i got it to work :)

    Using text-to-speech engines I can turn any text I want into GLaDOS sp33ch!

  • yo i tried your link.  The file is gone!

  • Honestly, now, media. What's worse, exploding vans, or a people enslaved?

  • I'd say that killing people and enslaving people are both pretty bad. Are you in favor of one or both, Longquark?

  • Now that you put it that way, I always saw the van as empty.

  • I guess I see the van as half empty..

  • Transcript?

  • I hope Anonymous comes up with something good and the Cult of Scientology is turned into a vague memory and its legacy erased forever.

    Note that I'm not saying anything illegal.

  • This was a triumph.

    I'm making a not here...

    HUGE SUCCESS!

    Great message, but did the voice not remind anyone of Portal?

  • These days I'd be inclined to say the media organizations ARE the most evil.