@HQMazzive yes it was shit robin was actually funny 30 years ago but he got political and brainwashed racist like carlin and the rest of that bunch..lol
@cubfan1818 this IS about football. American football isn't even football, i LOVE american football, but the ball touches 1 guys foot once in a while. I just think there has to be a little more foot to ball contact when calling it football.
@agathatuska he says " cause the second a white hits a spanish guy with a stick the spanish guy goes 'mutherfucker I'm going to cut you up'" I'm paraphrasing a little bit. It's hard to put all robin's sounds and motions into text.
@imthemac420 its called football , it was invented with the name football , in england where football was invented it is called football. Just coz americans decide to name it something else does not mean the rest of the world needs to comply.
@billy959 european association football was around way before american football was invented...how in the hell they got away with stealing the name i have no idea...thats like taking a tennis ball and throwing it into a wicker basket and calling it basketball...the sport was already defined..you can't just make up a new sport and call it the same name as something else
jesus, every time i watch standup from robin williams i laugh my goddamn ass off, even if i've seen it before. the only other comedians who do this for me are dave chapelle and kevin hart. its funny how this older gentleman can make me laugh harder than a certain 30-year old douchebag...coughdanecookcoughcough
@oJKBo excuse me? are u fuckin serious? its called football you fuckin retard, it was invented before ur shitty american football, its played by the whole world and the most popular sport in the world, so fuck u, take ur shitty american football which has more fuckin commercials than gameplay and fuck right off! fuckin yanks
@ostime14 rofl are you fuckin serious? seem pretty arrogant to me, thinking your favorite code is the only code. "Football" is ambiguous, perhaps you should look that up whilst you look up football codes on google and learn that association football (soccer) isn't the only football game. LOL it's funny because americans don't like soccer but at least understand it-- yall don't even understand our game (howd it sell out wembley all four years?). Maybe you should think about why its so popular
@ostime14 I mean, it's cheap to play with incredibly simple rules. Basketball is being spread around the more developed countries more and more but to play it you need a ball that bounces, something to bounce it on (a court), and a net. Shitty? The NFL is the richest sport organization in the world, I don't think we Americans would like a shitty sport, let alone create one. If we had like rugby or soccer we would've stuck with them.
@ostime14 To be honest, I'd rather watch commercials than guys kick a ball around for 20 minutes before even getting a shot off. Plus our commentators do more than just call out players names and scream 'GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'. And seeing as it's popularity doesn't make it the only code, calling it association football would clear up any misunderstanding of the type of football he's talking about.
"... you're telling me the Oscars are also political!?" ha ha ha! So true!!! Takes them years to realize true talent yet, they give awards to people with no talent about every year.
its fucking soccer not football our at least call it futball insted of football its dumb as hell. Hey guys lets go play futball ill use my head and feet but not my hands and jog around like a fiary for about 7 hours
@Jocelyn1413 ,I hope you are sarcastic and not really mean it!
It is a game played BY one's footttttt,hence the FOOTBALL.It is the American rugby you call FOOTBALL,when in fact you use your HANDS,maybe call it handball,but then again there is ANOTHER real deal sport called,handball game!Darn!
@gambitrheon LOL ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID??????? LOLOLOLOL THAT RUGBY WE CALL FOOTBALL ROFL. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CAID OR CNAPAN??????? BOTH ARE TRADITIONAL FOOTBALL, BOTH USE HANDS, TITS OR GTFO BITCH
@oJKBo ,see,when one uses profanities,in order for them to get a point across,then they lose all credit and merit.Football,is football,whether you like it or not.I wasnt condescending any one of you,when I typed those comments.Stay happy and blinded pride.Cheers:P
@gambitrheon lol football is football......do you know how many types of football there are?????? lol stay blinded?? you completely got the etymology of football WRONG!! lololol please tell me why they called caid and cnapan (among other similar games) football if you used your hands?? why is mob football foobtball too????????? rofl looks like youre the blinded one, cheers??? cheers for what rofl?? cheers the tv show? lol
@oJKBo ,you are getting very aggitated for the reasons best known to you.The WHOLE world calls it football except Americans.You keep enjoying your Fussball and we enjoy our FOOTBALL.And cheers can be used as A; Toast; B: as GOODBYES : C: as THANK YOU!..Before you insult people and question their language skills,I suggest you oughta know what the heck ye speak of and CHEERS MATEY:).
@gambitrheon LOLOLOL THE WHOLE WORLD SPEAKS ENGLISH??? ROFL fussball??? "A shout of encouragement, welcome, approbation, or congratulation; esp. in pl. the loud, combined shouts (Hurrah!, Huzza!) and other expressions of applause of a company or crowd." "To encourage, inspirit, animate, or incite, by word or deed; now, esp. by cries or shouts. Also to cheer on. " lololol WHAT CHEERS? I DONT HEAR ANY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AND YOU DONT CHEER FOR TOAST OR CHEER GOODBYE OR CHEER THANK YOU LOLOLOLOL
@oJKBo ,why are you talking like a small child?Was your pride hurt soo badly that you started acting like a kid?Unless,indeed,you are a child.Yes,THE WHOLE WORLD calls it football,english is dominant language,whether I or you like it or not.Everywhere,I went to from the West Africa to East Asia,it is football,albeit with different accents.Bottom line,you say SOCCER,millions of people say football.Now,stop spamming the comment section.And yes,I forgot...Cheers MATE!
@gambitrheon lololololol youre calling me the child?? do you know there are spaces in between puncuation? THE WHOLE WORLD DOES NOT CALL IT FOOTBALL. calcio, ogomet, jalkapallo, peile, baju, etc. USA-SOCCER, AUSTRALIA-SOCCER, SOUTH AFRICA-SOCCER, NEW ZEALAND-SOCCER, CANADA-SOCCER. LOLOLOL do you not understand football is english and other languages have different phonology so saying football correctly is newar impossible for them? rofl mate? are we on a boat now? are we pirates or something?
@oJKBo,alright,many countries of Africa,Asia and many many European countries use the term FOOTBALL for soccer.Soccer is in fact second term for it.The whole point was,the American football is actually some type and FORM of Rugby and you cant deny this mere fact.You can hissssss and throw tantrums like a school boy,but....Cheers:).
@gambitrheon um no, they don't. Doe libyans say football? i would think they would say some pharyngeal and glottal shit because they cant pronounce football as it isnt an arabic word you stupid fucking cunt. Soccer is actually a more accurate term for ASSOCIATION football because soccer comes from association-- football is in american football, rugby football, association football, gaelic football, aussie rules football, and canadian football.
@gambitrheon lolololol american football is just a variation on rugby? even though the only thing the two really have in common now is that you can run the ball and kick it? And that over 100+ years the sports have shifted totally apart from one another? In fact american football derived from variations of rugby played by different colleges--not rugby itself. You are an ignorant retard, by the way you should really pronounce your r's --it isnt cah, it's car with an r on the end
@Jocelyn1413 What like you game of FOOTBALL? how many times in this game you call football does the ball touch the players Foot? oh right its Rugby for fags, thats it, rugby with padding... have a look at a real mans game... Rugby.... did i mention Rugby...
@ekflyer hmmmmm its funny because ive never heard anyone--especially brits who live just next door (sort of)-- rant on the irish calling gaelic football, football. Oh, by the way, how does each half start in american football? whats that you say?? hmm? oh thats right, one team kicks it to the other. And how does a team score 3 points? what was that? oh yeah, they kick a field goal. And what do teams usually do on 4th down? come on a bit louder. what was that? they punt it? interesting
@ekflyer PS maybe you should look up footballs etymology as the term was created centuries before association football was created (a couple decades before our football). Oh yeah, and it had to do with the fact that they were playing on foot rather than on horseback--- which is why TRADITIONAL football games include: Caid, Cnapan, Camping, Mob football, Uppies and Downies, and Ba Game-- where hands are used.
@ekflyer lol yeah its a lot like rugby-- except scrums were modified like a hundred years ago and are completely different, theres formations and real plays, theres forward passing, theres a certain amount of yards to be gained in a set number of downs (league stole that), you can hit people without the ball, and its specialization to the max. Jon Dorenbos got $650,000 as a signing bonus and all he does is snap the ball quite a distance and very rarely, he makes $800,000/year
@ekflyer You know how i know rugby is less intense? I would feel real bad for a day, maybe two. When i played fullback in football i was hurting for a few days after each game. The hits come much harder in football. Often when you get hit your vision goes black for a split second or you see stars. We have pads for a reason, without them people wouldnt live through a full season. Pads were introduced BECAUSE of the sports brutality--19 deaths in one season.
@ekflyer Bottom line--rugby was never as violent or hard as american football, they didnt hit hard enough to be threatened with banishment from the government. /watch?v=tfJybuzkMT0 /watch?v=tZ8eHXFrnQ0 If Jack Tatum and Earl Campbell were to play in a rugby game the amount of blood on that field would cover the field. Earl Campbell is all fucked up now because he hit so hard-- and he was a fuckin running back
@Jocelyn1413 7 hours? A 'soccer' match has one of the shortest run times in all of sports. 90 minutes. No time outs no clock stoppage no commercials. 90 minutes with a 15 minute halftime ensure that when your watching it on tv..it will actually fit in the program schedule unlike baseball, american football and basketball which almost always spill over into the next time slot. Football is on average 3 hours baseball is anywhere from 3 hours to all freaking night and bball has the longest minute.
Solution 1. United States citizens are called Americans bcause "Unitedians" sounds stupid. Solution 2. United States citizens are called Americans cuz WE RUN THIS SHIT! No one else in the Americas can fuck with us so we run the fucking continent. the rest of the world trys to stand up to us. the rest of the world hates us because of drunk ass Americans like myself sayin stupid shit like this...but you know what? BRING IT ON BITCHES! Cuz its friday, i aint got no job...an i aint got shit to do..
@thagreatzadenko Re: Solution 1: No logic behind that, there could always be another name -- "Statesmen" par see. Solution 2: Matter of opinion. If we really did run this country, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today with the damned deficit and economy being crappy (I know there's going to be a scapegoat deal w/ that one). Apparently, we could fuck with each other (no sexual pun intended) because our higher ups and people who run big companies decided to get greedy and screw us over.
@vVGermVv yea but if we were called staesmen then all the feminists would flip out and say "why arn't we called stateswomen?" and then the bitch ass goverment would fold to them then we would be called statesmen/women and people all around the world would be confused on who to hate and who to fear then everything would go to shit...even though it alreay has... it would be confusing shit.. instead of stupid shit..... and stupid shits way more better!
@vVGermVv "you're just settled for stupid." really? did you mean just settle for stupid or youre just stupid? see now im confused and my stupid shit was way more better than youre confusing shit. you just proved my point for me :)
@thagreatzadenko Lol it's confusing because you can't comprehend ;) nor can you... And yes, I made a spelling mistake. Take note that my grammar is being used correctly compared to your little analyses (Plural for analysis, in case you didn't know) which in part. You can troll all you want, you (as a member of the US) have the right to opinion-ate. I can tell you you're wrong and you can thus do the same. The fact of the matter is. YOU'RE JUST A TROLL xD Oh and learn to spell please. =)
wait.. so which one is North and which one's Central then? I'm assuming Canada for god knows what reason.. maybe I shouldn't be here.. but I am appalled at this weird, slightest of hesitations. Hmmm... um hungry
when it comes to the ref thing that he said there actually is home pitch advantige in Soccer because Refferes will callmore fouls against the away team then against the home team
It amazes me how people post comments like these in a comedy video. Anyway I'm American and enjoy Soccer/Football/Rugby whatever your location calls it. I'm not to good and games on t.v. are a bit long but enjoyable.
All Americans are people y'know, you all are. WE all are human. I'm impressed to find that one of your talented and legendary americans know exactly what FOOTBALL is all about. It is only called Soccer in the US, hence why the rest of the world call it American Football which to the rest of the world is known as RUGBY.
Notice a pattern there? Stop slagging each other off and watch the video again. Next time we play you, Rob Green will not be in goal.
@semajttam technically RUGBY and (American) FOOTBALL are not the same thing at all. There are a ridiculous amount of difference in the rules, scoring and playing as well as equipment and everything. If you're going to comment and try to prove your point, research a little and know what you're talking about.
PS. Not sure if you actually know this or not, but Canadians play soccer and football, too, and we are not part of the U.S.
@jeanArther Yes i'm well aware of that, but when was the last time you won the Soccer world cup? Have you ever? I'm aware of the differences between Rugby and American football thanks, just wondering when Canada and the rest of that continent will catch up with the rest of the world in respect of sport.
I only commented to get you mad, so my work here is done. If you don't like it then feel free to come over here to discuss it further. Or are you just FRENCH and cowardly?
i did that in soccer in gym class once i fell and was like OWWW!!! and the guy who tripped me( and had the ball) was like OMG ARE U OK??? and i was like BAM BALL STEAL!
Are you talking about Rugby Union or Rugby league? You forgot to mention Aussie Rules which is a great sport ... Robin should have some fun with those "Referees". Now that we mention it what about CFL?
I tell ya hhhwhat, if'n it wasn't fer America, half -o- yall'n would be speakin' Germanese ...Gawwd bless da U S of Aeee....Wow...It's just comedy people. I guess people just forgot how to laugh
@17DEMONHUNTER Americans are gay...Rugby is the toughest contact sport in the world...Their careers aren't shorter, they train harder, longer and more intense...Rugby also flows so there's less time to re-group so rugby is more skilled...American 'PUSSY' Football, is so stop-start it bores me to death...I'm South African we are the rugby world cup champions, the American national rugby team is so pueey that you have a Zimbabwean and a South African playing there...So please shut up...
@SuperBraai Both sports are extremely tough. Both sports involve heavy head-on collisions between players. The only differences I see is the much quicker speed of football players vs. the lack of pads for rugby players. It would seem to me that these two things would offset, since quicker movement = harder hits. This debate which plagues every damn football or rugby video is fucking pointless.
@Damon77711 oh God, more anti-American crap again. ENOUGH!! seriously, i am beginning to hate my own country (England) because every sodding time I go on YouTube to watch a video where there's a reference to America in relation to the rest of the world, people like you pop up. If you want tough matey, try ice hockey! It's played by very tough men all over the northern hemisphere and yet where are OUR ice hockey players in the NHL?
damn your a moron, just because we wear pads doesnt mean we are pussies, its just means we are smart, any of the american football players can fuck a rugby player up any day, why dont you call ray lewis, james harrison, lamarr woodley, ed reed, troy polamalu, ryan clark, or ike taylor? now dont get me wrong, im not saying you guys arent tough, because you are, you take full on hits with no pads and get up, but that isnt smart at all, it just means you have a shorter career
"Estadunidense"? That's got to be brazilian portuguese because I've never heard that word before - I'm portuguese btw. We always say "americans" or "north-americans". Never heard the other one in Spain either. Estadunidense is actually a little hard to say. xD /2 cents
Wow the english really do think they are world class, just because they think they invented the game! your fucking deranged!! world class players that can't pass to each other!! yeah im Welsh. thank fuck im not a pasty english mcnugget!
Cant wait for the six nations!! honestly nothing gets my balls turning an erotic blue like fucking you southern monkeys up!
@Nick22pr ah soz budddy... i assumed you english and went into alert red! Yeah im ref english national team... the Premiership is class to be fair, i won't mention chelsea out of respect for you being scottish lol.. A scottish chelsea fan though! ??. I support man city and its nothing to do with money!
@EL78LIMO haha at least you don't support ManU. then we would have issues. and yes Scottish chelsea fan, strange though it may be. I honestly believe Drogba is one of the best strikers in the world. Lampard's a great player he just can't keep his bloody english mouth shut sometimes. Blue is the Colour tho!
@Nick22pr Ha ha... Yeah I agree the big D is class but chelsea man, ah its just too hard to be nice about them! ha ha trust me im being reserved cause you Seem a nice guy so Dont wanna offend your team too much..lol.... Lampard is the only chelsea player I like to be honest, he a total pro...Scottish Chelsea fan still can't get my head around that lol.... im lucky I half spanish, i get to support Barcelona and the national side...
@EL78LIMOi also forgot Terry, Cole, and Ballack lol. say what you will, Chelsea is a champions team. lol im half american, if that makes it easier to understand y i like Chelsea lol. I love the US National team... hatee our regular league for the most part.
his imitation of american referees is the closest real-life thing i've seen to the type of physical humor in family guy
Halopedian 1 week ago
Why does the same person have the exact same same top comment twice?
bosada1996 2 weeks ago
This was fucking embarrasing to tell you the truth
HQMazzive 2 weeks ago
@HQMazzive yes it was shit robin was actually funny 30 years ago but he got political and brainwashed racist like carlin and the rest of that bunch..lol
tauras88d 1 week ago
this is about fucking soccer, not football
cubfan1818 3 weeks ago
@cubfan1818 soccer is football in other countries other then the US duh
MrSchmidty13 3 weeks ago
@cubfan1818 this IS about football. American football isn't even football, i LOVE american football, but the ball touches 1 guys foot once in a while. I just think there has to be a little more foot to ball contact when calling it football.
Kboman 2 weeks ago
@cubfan1818 FOOTBALL is Soccer!
MovieMonsterZero 12 hours ago
When you are high.....alot of water required :D
croenigma19 3 weeks ago
What does he say about Spanish hockey players?? I don´t understand him...
agathatuska 2 months ago
@agathatuska he says " cause the second a white hits a spanish guy with a stick the spanish guy goes 'mutherfucker I'm going to cut you up'" I'm paraphrasing a little bit. It's hard to put all robin's sounds and motions into text.
TheDeadFrost 1 month ago
@TheDeadFrost Thank u so much for the translation!!
agathatuska 1 month ago
Fuck you its "soccer"
imthemac420 2 months ago
@imthemac420 its called football , it was invented with the name football , in england where football was invented it is called football. Just coz americans decide to name it something else does not mean the rest of the world needs to comply.
WAFCWALKER93 2 months ago
@WAFCWALKER93 The English in England first called football soccer. Americans adopted the name. Read up on it.
TheFakeDrummer 2 months ago
Love how when i see this you see a bunch of Tits over
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Forgotensoule 2 months ago
This stand up is so fucking hilarious.
Noremorse10 3 months ago
damn i thought this was gonna be on american football haha
billy959 3 months ago
@billy959 european association football was around way before american football was invented...how in the hell they got away with stealing the name i have no idea...thats like taking a tennis ball and throwing it into a wicker basket and calling it basketball...the sport was already defined..you can't just make up a new sport and call it the same name as something else
babytweeze85 2 months ago
@babytweeze85 Because the real name of Soccer was Foosball not Football
Etoiles14 2 months ago
jesus, every time i watch standup from robin williams i laugh my goddamn ass off, even if i've seen it before. the only other comedians who do this for me are dave chapelle and kevin hart. its funny how this older gentleman can make me laugh harder than a certain 30-year old douchebag...coughdanecookcoughcough
BIGNIG2500 3 months ago
@BIGNIG2500 Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale
vindeeznutz 2 months ago
how much fucking waters does he need
igorpono 4 months ago 82
@igorpono enough to fix your grammar
DrIScream 3 months ago
@igorpono dude this guy wastes so much water doing his jokes lol, watch his other videos
Abualyraa2005 2 months ago
@igorpono well those stages get really hot due to the lights, he moves around alot and he uses them as props. so yeah
supernova2411 1 month ago
@supernova2411 no lol he did ALOT of cocaine back then... the lights are hot too yeah but thats not the main reason lol
TEEVENSSNEVEET 1 month ago
@igorpono cocaine is one hell of a drug
ryno9292 1 month ago
@igorpono It's vodka
XxThunderCowxX 1 month ago
@igorpono if you wash the whole act he spells most of it on the floor haha
hahaha10001 1 month ago
@igorpono as much as you got.
DizzyGingerr 1 month ago
@igorpono If you watch the other videos you'll see he starts with almost a dozen and goes down to like three.
allabtMando 2 weeks ago
where can i see the whole show?`????
i dont like his movies pretty much but this shit is just awesome
ticki23 4 months ago
@ticki23 It is from Robin Williams Live on Broadways. It came out like 2002
SuperCocopuff1 4 months ago
Why does he have a hoard of water behind him?
imjtblanton 4 months ago 3
How is he funny?
bigpray73 5 months ago
I read the USMNT as US Mutant Ninja Turtles...... I need to sleep :P
danininja94 5 months ago 38
Robin Williams is going to make me laugh to death, lol!
KEVQUATRO1 5 months ago 2
If it's funny, someone somewhere will find it offensive or off-color. Get over it.
TimeVamp 5 months ago
the crowd doesnt react much, but i think this is fucking hilarious
playstationRLZ 6 months ago 2
I'm European, and I still hate when football players act like pussies when nobody even touched them. They should try rugby :D
belzebul 6 months ago
@belzebul shit man, I think Rugby is one of the most brutal and kickass sports out there
ledzeprulz1234 6 months ago
American Football = egg ball >.>
strang14 6 months ago
@strang14 lol eggs have points at the ends???
oJKBo 6 months ago
Don't call this football, it's soccer, which is far less entertaining to watch lol
Bean34Boy 7 months ago
this is soccer, please at least make the title "Robin Williams on Association Football"
oJKBo 7 months ago
@oJKBo excuse me? are u fuckin serious? its called football you fuckin retard, it was invented before ur shitty american football, its played by the whole world and the most popular sport in the world, so fuck u, take ur shitty american football which has more fuckin commercials than gameplay and fuck right off! fuckin yanks
ostime14 6 months ago
@ostime14 rofl are you fuckin serious? seem pretty arrogant to me, thinking your favorite code is the only code. "Football" is ambiguous, perhaps you should look that up whilst you look up football codes on google and learn that association football (soccer) isn't the only football game. LOL it's funny because americans don't like soccer but at least understand it-- yall don't even understand our game (howd it sell out wembley all four years?). Maybe you should think about why its so popular
oJKBo 6 months ago
@ostime14 I mean, it's cheap to play with incredibly simple rules. Basketball is being spread around the more developed countries more and more but to play it you need a ball that bounces, something to bounce it on (a court), and a net. Shitty? The NFL is the richest sport organization in the world, I don't think we Americans would like a shitty sport, let alone create one. If we had like rugby or soccer we would've stuck with them.
oJKBo 6 months ago
@ostime14 To be honest, I'd rather watch commercials than guys kick a ball around for 20 minutes before even getting a shot off. Plus our commentators do more than just call out players names and scream 'GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'. And seeing as it's popularity doesn't make it the only code, calling it association football would clear up any misunderstanding of the type of football he's talking about.
oJKBo 6 months ago
title is wrong, should be soccer
xDarkboy350x 7 months ago
@xDarkboy350x ?
Radz117 7 months ago
@xDarkboy350x in the rest of the world soccer is named football
hellofromgod2001 7 months ago
@hellofromgod2001 except South Africa.....and Australia.....and Canada..... and 19th century England.
oJKBo 7 months ago
@oJKBo what about the other 191 countries you didn't mention?
hellofromgod2001 7 months ago
@hellofromgod2001 sokker, futboll, كرة القدم, ֆուտբոլ,, futbol, futbola, футбол, ফুটবল, 足球, nogomet, fotbal, fodbold, voetbal, jalgpall, putbol, jalkapallo, fútbol, ფეხბურთი, fußball, ποδόσφαιρο, ફૂટબોલ, foutbòl, כדורגל, fótbolti, peile, calcio, pêl-droed, shall i continur
oJKBo 7 months ago
@oJKBo Football
hellofromgod2001 6 months ago
@hellofromgod2001 which one....?
oJKBo 6 months ago
@xDarkboy350x
It was called football first before those maxi padded roid monkeys called it football.
VagrantNoName 3 months ago
man never played soccer in his life obviously.
but no matter.
samelel713 7 months ago
2:12
Water we doing?
arderherf 7 months ago
Football
LLOYD19851012 7 months ago
lol "freddy Krueger bitch" I think he meant Jason XD
Love robin Williams, always makes me laugh
LeMonsterr 7 months ago
I love it how with Robin Williams videos everyone just goes nuts and throw insults at each other - mates its called a JOKE.
Mia646 7 months ago
friggin funnyyyyyyy
fanchub 7 months ago
"... you're telling me the Oscars are also political!?" ha ha ha! So true!!! Takes them years to realize true talent yet, they give awards to people with no talent about every year.
lmordro 8 months ago
its fucking soccer not football our at least call it futball insted of football its dumb as hell. Hey guys lets go play futball ill use my head and feet but not my hands and jog around like a fiary for about 7 hours
Jocelyn1413 8 months ago
@Jocelyn1413 ,I hope you are sarcastic and not really mean it!
It is a game played BY one's footttttt,hence the FOOTBALL.It is the American rugby you call FOOTBALL,when in fact you use your HANDS,maybe call it handball,but then again there is ANOTHER real deal sport called,handball game!Darn!
gambitrheon 8 months ago 2
@gambitrheon LOL ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID??????? LOLOLOLOL THAT RUGBY WE CALL FOOTBALL ROFL. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CAID OR CNAPAN??????? BOTH ARE TRADITIONAL FOOTBALL, BOTH USE HANDS, TITS OR GTFO BITCH
oJKBo 6 months ago
@oJKBo ,see,when one uses profanities,in order for them to get a point across,then they lose all credit and merit.Football,is football,whether you like it or not.I wasnt condescending any one of you,when I typed those comments.Stay happy and blinded pride.Cheers:P
gambitrheon 6 months ago
@gambitrheon lol football is football......do you know how many types of football there are?????? lol stay blinded?? you completely got the etymology of football WRONG!! lololol please tell me why they called caid and cnapan (among other similar games) football if you used your hands?? why is mob football foobtball too????????? rofl looks like youre the blinded one, cheers??? cheers for what rofl?? cheers the tv show? lol
oJKBo 6 months ago
@oJKBo ,very confusing.You are all over the place.Cheers is a term,we use in our country.byee:)
gambitrheon 6 months ago
@gambitrheon oh yeah lol, enjoy eating your crow. A cheer is like a scream, a crowd cheers. Cheers is not meant to stand alone.
oJKBo 6 months ago
@oJKBo ,you are getting very aggitated for the reasons best known to you.The WHOLE world calls it football except Americans.You keep enjoying your Fussball and we enjoy our FOOTBALL.And cheers can be used as A; Toast; B: as GOODBYES : C: as THANK YOU!..Before you insult people and question their language skills,I suggest you oughta know what the heck ye speak of and CHEERS MATEY:).
gambitrheon 6 months ago
@gambitrheon LOLOLOL THE WHOLE WORLD SPEAKS ENGLISH??? ROFL fussball??? "A shout of encouragement, welcome, approbation, or congratulation; esp. in pl. the loud, combined shouts (Hurrah!, Huzza!) and other expressions of applause of a company or crowd." "To encourage, inspirit, animate, or incite, by word or deed; now, esp. by cries or shouts. Also to cheer on. " lololol WHAT CHEERS? I DONT HEAR ANY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AND YOU DONT CHEER FOR TOAST OR CHEER GOODBYE OR CHEER THANK YOU LOLOLOLOL
oJKBo 6 months ago
@oJKBo ,why are you talking like a small child?Was your pride hurt soo badly that you started acting like a kid?Unless,indeed,you are a child.Yes,THE WHOLE WORLD calls it football,english is dominant language,whether I or you like it or not.Everywhere,I went to from the West Africa to East Asia,it is football,albeit with different accents.Bottom line,you say SOCCER,millions of people say football.Now,stop spamming the comment section.And yes,I forgot...Cheers MATE!
gambitrheon 6 months ago
@gambitrheon lololololol youre calling me the child?? do you know there are spaces in between puncuation? THE WHOLE WORLD DOES NOT CALL IT FOOTBALL. calcio, ogomet, jalkapallo, peile, baju, etc. USA-SOCCER, AUSTRALIA-SOCCER, SOUTH AFRICA-SOCCER, NEW ZEALAND-SOCCER, CANADA-SOCCER. LOLOLOL do you not understand football is english and other languages have different phonology so saying football correctly is newar impossible for them? rofl mate? are we on a boat now? are we pirates or something?
oJKBo 6 months ago
@oJKBo,alright,many countries of Africa,Asia and many many European countries use the term FOOTBALL for soccer.Soccer is in fact second term for it.The whole point was,the American football is actually some type and FORM of Rugby and you cant deny this mere fact.You can hissssss and throw tantrums like a school boy,but....Cheers:).
gambitrheon 6 months ago
@gambitrheon um no, they don't. Doe libyans say football? i would think they would say some pharyngeal and glottal shit because they cant pronounce football as it isnt an arabic word you stupid fucking cunt. Soccer is actually a more accurate term for ASSOCIATION football because soccer comes from association-- football is in american football, rugby football, association football, gaelic football, aussie rules football, and canadian football.
oJKBo 6 months ago
@gambitrheon lolololol american football is just a variation on rugby? even though the only thing the two really have in common now is that you can run the ball and kick it? And that over 100+ years the sports have shifted totally apart from one another? In fact american football derived from variations of rugby played by different colleges--not rugby itself. You are an ignorant retard, by the way you should really pronounce your r's --it isnt cah, it's car with an r on the end
oJKBo 6 months ago
@gambitrheon oh and ps that show was horrible
oJKBo 6 months ago
@oJKBo ,a troll is a troll..CHEEEERS:).
gambitrheon 6 months ago
@Jocelyn1413
YOU are a stupid american. I say that as an american, but not your fellow.
WierdGlass 8 months ago
@Jocelyn1413 What like you game of FOOTBALL? how many times in this game you call football does the ball touch the players Foot? oh right its Rugby for fags, thats it, rugby with padding... have a look at a real mans game... Rugby.... did i mention Rugby...
ekflyer 7 months ago
@ekflyer hmmmmm its funny because ive never heard anyone--especially brits who live just next door (sort of)-- rant on the irish calling gaelic football, football. Oh, by the way, how does each half start in american football? whats that you say?? hmm? oh thats right, one team kicks it to the other. And how does a team score 3 points? what was that? oh yeah, they kick a field goal. And what do teams usually do on 4th down? come on a bit louder. what was that? they punt it? interesting
oJKBo 6 months ago
@ekflyer PS maybe you should look up footballs etymology as the term was created centuries before association football was created (a couple decades before our football). Oh yeah, and it had to do with the fact that they were playing on foot rather than on horseback--- which is why TRADITIONAL football games include: Caid, Cnapan, Camping, Mob football, Uppies and Downies, and Ba Game-- where hands are used.
oJKBo 6 months ago
@ekflyer lol yeah its a lot like rugby-- except scrums were modified like a hundred years ago and are completely different, theres formations and real plays, theres forward passing, theres a certain amount of yards to be gained in a set number of downs (league stole that), you can hit people without the ball, and its specialization to the max. Jon Dorenbos got $650,000 as a signing bonus and all he does is snap the ball quite a distance and very rarely, he makes $800,000/year
oJKBo 6 months ago
@ekflyer You know how i know rugby is less intense? I would feel real bad for a day, maybe two. When i played fullback in football i was hurting for a few days after each game. The hits come much harder in football. Often when you get hit your vision goes black for a split second or you see stars. We have pads for a reason, without them people wouldnt live through a full season. Pads were introduced BECAUSE of the sports brutality--19 deaths in one season.
oJKBo 6 months ago
@ekflyer Bottom line--rugby was never as violent or hard as american football, they didnt hit hard enough to be threatened with banishment from the government. /watch?v=tfJybuzkMT0 /watch?v=tZ8eHXFrnQ0 If Jack Tatum and Earl Campbell were to play in a rugby game the amount of blood on that field would cover the field. Earl Campbell is all fucked up now because he hit so hard-- and he was a fuckin running back
oJKBo 6 months ago
@Jocelyn1413 7 hours? A 'soccer' match has one of the shortest run times in all of sports. 90 minutes. No time outs no clock stoppage no commercials. 90 minutes with a 15 minute halftime ensure that when your watching it on tv..it will actually fit in the program schedule unlike baseball, american football and basketball which almost always spill over into the next time slot. Football is on average 3 hours baseball is anywhere from 3 hours to all freaking night and bball has the longest minute.
babytweeze85 2 months ago
1:58 to 2:12 that dance killde mi mohahahaha
nobady3 8 months ago
Brazil is the country of football. This is real! Envy? Stupid.
itabecris 8 months ago
you know im trying but i cant find this funny o.o
KrimHyu 8 months ago in playlist Stand Up Videos
Oh theres nobody here me... Oh! I'm kidding. lol I love that part.
justagirl993 8 months ago
Solution 1. United States citizens are called Americans bcause "Unitedians" sounds stupid. Solution 2. United States citizens are called Americans cuz WE RUN THIS SHIT! No one else in the Americas can fuck with us so we run the fucking continent. the rest of the world trys to stand up to us. the rest of the world hates us because of drunk ass Americans like myself sayin stupid shit like this...but you know what? BRING IT ON BITCHES! Cuz its friday, i aint got no job...an i aint got shit to do..
thagreatzadenko 9 months ago
@thagreatzadenko LoL... Americans...
xxSeanVxx 9 months ago
@thagreatzadenko Re: Solution 1: No logic behind that, there could always be another name -- "Statesmen" par see. Solution 2: Matter of opinion. If we really did run this country, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today with the damned deficit and economy being crappy (I know there's going to be a scapegoat deal w/ that one). Apparently, we could fuck with each other (no sexual pun intended) because our higher ups and people who run big companies decided to get greedy and screw us over.
vVGermVv 9 months ago
@vVGermVv yea but if we were called staesmen then all the feminists would flip out and say "why arn't we called stateswomen?" and then the bitch ass goverment would fold to them then we would be called statesmen/women and people all around the world would be confused on who to hate and who to fear then everything would go to shit...even though it alreay has... it would be confusing shit.. instead of stupid shit..... and stupid shits way more better!
thagreatzadenko 9 months ago
@thagreatzadenko There is no rationale behind that... lol Anyway, stop trying to be smart, I mean, you're just settled for stupid. xD
vVGermVv 8 months ago
@vVGermVv "you're just settled for stupid." really? did you mean just settle for stupid or youre just stupid? see now im confused and my stupid shit was way more better than youre confusing shit. you just proved my point for me :)
thagreatzadenko 8 months ago
@thagreatzadenko Lol it's confusing because you can't comprehend ;) nor can you... And yes, I made a spelling mistake. Take note that my grammar is being used correctly compared to your little analyses (Plural for analysis, in case you didn't know) which in part. You can troll all you want, you (as a member of the US) have the right to opinion-ate. I can tell you you're wrong and you can thus do the same. The fact of the matter is. YOU'RE JUST A TROLL xD Oh and learn to spell please. =)
vVGermVv 4 months ago
wait.. so which one is North and which one's Central then? I'm assuming Canada for god knows what reason.. maybe I shouldn't be here.. but I am appalled at this weird, slightest of hesitations. Hmmm... um hungry
undeny 9 months ago
BAHH MUTHA FUCKA
DJMAKJ 9 months ago 2
when it comes to the ref thing that he said there actually is home pitch advantige in Soccer because Refferes will callmore fouls against the away team then against the home team
supersasukemaniac 10 months ago
I love the little hockey rant in there!
LateNightTableCo 10 months ago
OW FUCK OFF XD
GothicKingCobra52 10 months ago
Idiot, because you don't talk about drugs. You mean more drugs than football. Seems more poor than a humorist!
itabecris 10 months ago
@Damon77711 hahaha youre a idiot
DjckJustice 11 months ago
He's always drunk.
superdrummer16 11 months ago
is he drunk
SuperPrestige2000 11 months ago
"BAM! FOO! PEH!! AHH!! i didnt do anything! what chu lookin' at?"
LMFAO!
Tiamat583 11 months ago
It amazes me how people post comments like these in a comedy video. Anyway I'm American and enjoy Soccer/Football/Rugby whatever your location calls it. I'm not to good and games on t.v. are a bit long but enjoyable.
Madman226 11 months ago
@Madman226 Quit yo jibber jabber foo' ;)
semajttam 10 months ago
All Americans are people y'know, you all are. WE all are human. I'm impressed to find that one of your talented and legendary americans know exactly what FOOTBALL is all about. It is only called Soccer in the US, hence why the rest of the world call it American Football which to the rest of the world is known as RUGBY.
Notice a pattern there? Stop slagging each other off and watch the video again. Next time we play you, Rob Green will not be in goal.
semajttam 11 months ago
@semajttam technically RUGBY and (American) FOOTBALL are not the same thing at all. There are a ridiculous amount of difference in the rules, scoring and playing as well as equipment and everything. If you're going to comment and try to prove your point, research a little and know what you're talking about.
PS. Not sure if you actually know this or not, but Canadians play soccer and football, too, and we are not part of the U.S.
jeanArther 10 months ago
@jeanArther Yes i'm well aware of that, but when was the last time you won the Soccer world cup? Have you ever? I'm aware of the differences between Rugby and American football thanks, just wondering when Canada and the rest of that continent will catch up with the rest of the world in respect of sport.
I only commented to get you mad, so my work here is done. If you don't like it then feel free to come over here to discuss it further. Or are you just FRENCH and cowardly?
semajttam 10 months ago
Did Robin Williams get confused between Freddy Kruger and Jason Vorheeve's?
Lol ahhhhh its a good thing he's hilarious
jamz1991 1 year ago 38
Those 42 must be Spanish hockey players xD
Zizouskid 1 year ago
@Zizouskid
there arent 42 spanish hockey players anywhere in this world lol
nothingtoobig 1 year ago
haha!
ltuomela 1 year ago
3 Cards....GREEN CARD! xD
TheBoosh72 1 year ago 2
Actually, the spaniards do play hockey. Rink hockey. Some of the world's best rink hockey teams are spanish.
Tatoon 1 year ago
Looks like some people can't take a joke.......... Losers.
You go for it Robin.
bevanmical 1 year ago 74
i did that in soccer in gym class once i fell and was like OWWW!!! and the guy who tripped me( and had the ball) was like OMG ARE U OK??? and i was like BAM BALL STEAL!
invaderpink 1 year ago 2
This guy is not even funny
TheRaginTiger 1 year ago
hahahaha! He said freddie kruger. wasn't it jason vorhees?
wadapakdawat0414 1 year ago
1:17 to 1:30
Yep, that's italian style.
RomaniaTricolor 1 year ago
at 1:18 It looked like he was at a Justin Beiber concert
RUMELSKIN 1 year ago
1:18 It seems like Robin Williams saw Cristiano Ronaldo playing....
Payuk 1 year ago 13
he fucked up when he said freddy krueger, what he was suposed to say was jason lol
aroutin3000 1 year ago
americans are stupid? oh no..
PeRajATeHBoSs 1 year ago
"give it to them, they're damaged people" roooooooooofl
qwaycee 1 year ago
Are you talking about Rugby Union or Rugby league? You forgot to mention Aussie Rules which is a great sport ... Robin should have some fun with those "Referees". Now that we mention it what about CFL?
pashersil 1 year ago
we're no longer in the special-olympics category.. lmao
musson20 1 year ago
Fútbol not football moron. We are in America which means soccer is fútbol
BeastMode26944 1 year ago
@BeastMode26944news flash this is posted on the net ....allllllllllllllll overrr the globe and for the rest of us football is football.....
just cause you gave it the name of soccer doesn't mean the rest of us have to follow suit.
TheBloodypimp 1 year ago
@BeastMode26944 estadu what? Just call them what they are so that everyone understands: yanqui or yankee.
nmende00 1 year ago
these comments are too long...
sRoAmNeDgOuMy 1 year ago
"Okay. Wha'sho name? Wha'sho fuckin' name?" LOL
TrainTrackTrav 1 year ago
I tell ya hhhwhat, if'n it wasn't fer America, half -o- yall'n would be speakin' Germanese ...Gawwd bless da U S of Aeee....Wow...It's just comedy people. I guess people just forgot how to laugh
PhillFilthy 1 year ago
@PhillFilthy hahahha lmao I knew you were from the south from ya-all or gawws.............i love how you talk. From New Jersey baby!!!
zetdog99 1 year ago
"your telling me the oscars are also political aww fuck offff " WIN
VirtuosoX1 1 year ago
@Damon77711 FAG
smayberry274 1 year ago
not Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorheese
jackedsamurai772 1 year ago
nice quality
LOLIG99 1 year ago
@17DEMONHUNTER Americans are gay...Rugby is the toughest contact sport in the world...Their careers aren't shorter, they train harder, longer and more intense...Rugby also flows so there's less time to re-group so rugby is more skilled...American 'PUSSY' Football, is so stop-start it bores me to death...I'm South African we are the rugby world cup champions, the American national rugby team is so pueey that you have a Zimbabwean and a South African playing there...So please shut up...
SuperBraai 1 year ago
@SuperBraai Both sports are extremely tough. Both sports involve heavy head-on collisions between players. The only differences I see is the much quicker speed of football players vs. the lack of pads for rugby players. It would seem to me that these two things would offset, since quicker movement = harder hits. This debate which plagues every damn football or rugby video is fucking pointless.
TKDCats312 1 year ago
@SuperBraai Fag....
smayberry274 1 year ago
@smayberry274 I take it you play football? Makes sense...Bro jealousy makes you nasty...Just chill...
SuperBraai 1 year ago
@Damon77711 oh God, more anti-American crap again. ENOUGH!! seriously, i am beginning to hate my own country (England) because every sodding time I go on YouTube to watch a video where there's a reference to America in relation to the rest of the world, people like you pop up. If you want tough matey, try ice hockey! It's played by very tough men all over the northern hemisphere and yet where are OUR ice hockey players in the NHL?
fallen021angel 1 year ago
@Damon77711
damn your a moron, just because we wear pads doesnt mean we are pussies, its just means we are smart, any of the american football players can fuck a rugby player up any day, why dont you call ray lewis, james harrison, lamarr woodley, ed reed, troy polamalu, ryan clark, or ike taylor? now dont get me wrong, im not saying you guys arent tough, because you are, you take full on hits with no pads and get up, but that isnt smart at all, it just means you have a shorter career
17DEMONHUNTER 1 year ago
I'm brazilian, and I think I play soccer like that hahahahaha
skhevenko 1 year ago
hes awesome
Kamikazekris100 1 year ago
you must not understand english to not like this
doctamic 1 year ago
mon the hoops
weeahlf7 1 year ago
what does he mean freddy krueger. i he talking about the goalie? if so wrong horror franchise, robbie.
theAngryscotman 1 year ago
"Estadunidense"? That's got to be brazilian portuguese because I've never heard that word before - I'm portuguese btw. We always say "americans" or "north-americans". Never heard the other one in Spain either. Estadunidense is actually a little hard to say. xD /2 cents
fmoura98 1 year ago
This guy isn't funny at all.
He probably never played a sport in his life.
Over acting much?
chuckhayes 1 year ago
hahaahaha soccer
RyansInTheRanks 1 year ago
lol to much comercial time, bad white men dancing on the field, moving away moving away histarical.
flamedude177 1 year ago
Wow the english really do think they are world class, just because they think they invented the game! your fucking deranged!! world class players that can't pass to each other!! yeah im Welsh. thank fuck im not a pasty english mcnugget!
Cant wait for the six nations!! honestly nothing gets my balls turning an erotic blue like fucking you southern monkeys up!
EL78LIMO 1 year ago
@EL78LIMO lol I'm Scottish, and I like Chelsea. r u referring to the English national team tho?
Nick22pr 1 year ago
@Nick22pr ah soz budddy... i assumed you english and went into alert red! Yeah im ref english national team... the Premiership is class to be fair, i won't mention chelsea out of respect for you being scottish lol.. A scottish chelsea fan though! ??. I support man city and its nothing to do with money!
EL78LIMO 1 year ago
@EL78LIMO haha at least you don't support ManU. then we would have issues. and yes Scottish chelsea fan, strange though it may be. I honestly believe Drogba is one of the best strikers in the world. Lampard's a great player he just can't keep his bloody english mouth shut sometimes. Blue is the Colour tho!
Nick22pr 1 year ago
@Nick22pr Ha ha... Yeah I agree the big D is class but chelsea man, ah its just too hard to be nice about them! ha ha trust me im being reserved cause you Seem a nice guy so Dont wanna offend your team too much..lol.... Lampard is the only chelsea player I like to be honest, he a total pro...Scottish Chelsea fan still can't get my head around that lol.... im lucky I half spanish, i get to support Barcelona and the national side...
EL78LIMO 1 year ago
@EL78LIMOi also forgot Terry, Cole, and Ballack lol. say what you will, Chelsea is a champions team. lol im half american, if that makes it easier to understand y i like Chelsea lol. I love the US National team... hatee our regular league for the most part.
Nick22pr 1 year ago
Why didn't you call me after the Mexico game? Lol.
andrewhenman 1 year ago
bad crowd
Coo7y 1 year ago
Out of breath much? Haha that was a pretty physical skit. Red card, yellow card, green card was a bit lame though.
AdamskaAshamdov 1 year ago
@AdamskaAshamdov is coz mexicans want a greencard
Wadeshavedhead 1 year ago
omfg... where is the whole video of this he is so funny!
slovakmath 1 year ago
he is my idol he rocks
alteph 1 year ago
If this was an English audience they'd be pissing themselves.
Radz117 1 year ago
for a moment i thought he was talkin' about Andrés Iniesta!
yamiah03 1 year ago 4
this one is not funny
Thesnickers100 1 year ago
Robin's funny XD
TracyAndersonFoxhunt 1 year ago
I think he meant to say Jason Voorhees.
TheLivingDead111 1 year ago