Classified: United States Top Secret Weapon

[mastershot818]

What a fucken fag get a life kid

[hok832]

xDDDD



[emdfgtrz]

Put somethin real about war

[emdfgtrz]

Idiotas

[theFIX2010]

they should of put her on a sled or something to think she could run while the boats pulling her up to speed so the parachute could lift her off.

[MARVlNSOTO]

Lol I'm impressed, very advanced technology

[iibKaradesh]

haha

[roydora]

omg the chinese will surely clone millions of them

[freedomfighter13103]

My God......

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

crush the enemy, mine clearing, LOL!

[Moisescurra]

si ponen protocolo en este video de mierda

[3dtheoutlaw]

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[fargone164]

so the usa made it to where whales can fly? my god

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

shh ok guys we have to promise not to tell anyone ok??

[jaynoureddin14]

read the description: "If a couple of thousand of these were to parachute into Afghanistan, the United States will probably have Bin Laden within 24 hours" he said tht april 18 just 12 days before osama was killed....they mustve used these to kill him

[4664justin]

only fat people disliked it



[CityofShamballah]

Maximum speed: 1 Mile Per Hour, weight: Two tonnes & 1:07 were the funny parts.

[xiberkat23]

it's dreaful enough just to think of it how much more in real combat situation? that weapon will owned 2218 terrorist who dislike this.

[an63l91]

Terrorist*

[an63l91]

22718 terroriet saw this!

[me700gnomes]

absolutely horrifying. Why do we make things like this ?

[tenaciousdnut]

2,198 FBI agents saw this video

[mafiasos4life1]

looooooooooooooool one of my favorite youtube videos

[shadowninjaist]

o no it could chase a terrist at ONE MILE PER HOUR!!!! WOW THAT IS AWSOME.

[davidshultz2007]

WHEN SHE RAN OUT you should have started the SIX MILLION DOLLAR THEME

Funny guys, second time I saw it and was still worth an lol

[ervin920]

ROFL!!! FUEL EFFICENTCY: 7 BURGERS!!

[turbineslim]

BBW FLYING ARRRRGHHH!

[believer06]

What's so top secret about a sack of potatoes with a black wig being towed by a boat?

[Tripo1iSamson]

a roflcopter

[q5162]

omg!! its a real ufo LOL

[lilsaint94DW]

Bin Ladin is dead...

[KingKong948]

TROOLORLORLORLORLORLOLORLORLOR­

[DaddyOD13]

I love how she held out her arms, as if she was just going to fly away like a bird.

[destruction520]

I feel bad for her I laughed my A** off

[Jayveloria]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[KrAzIKuNt]

I dont know wat d f#*#*#* moral of ur story is? But it clearly shows dat u need 2 get out a bit more & get a life! "fat chicks need love as well & a lil TLC & understanding would go a long way" its ppl like u, whom d top secret us secret weapon in dis clip should make as der 1st priority target, only den will we see if u still laughing.

[Naizgroth]

DAMN.. DID YOU SEE HOW IT PARTED THE SEA?!!WTF MOSES!!? .Those FLAILING arm-like things at take off? INCOMPREHENSIBLE!!. You know.. after seeing this. I think I will WITHOUT a doubt reconsider terrorizing the USA.. THIS LADIES and GENTLEMAN is the REAL..... FACE OF THE NWO.. May the gods have mercy on us..

[Naizgroth]

@Naizgroth . If you didn't notice the secondary fuel source being the sand. It clearly should be considered as such... It must be added as a temporary filler to that "7 Cheeseburger" codename.. Before the initial take off a secret mouth-like thing scooped a shitload up XD..

[Marciano2510]

that was your mom 211385321110...on the beach..hahahaha

[WarThinkTank]

This new breed of Navy Seal is scary!

The US must have spent billions of dollars developing this lethal weapon. And it should be fielded ASAP.

[JoshVanCise]

i would run if i saw that flying at me. 

[specAtree]

OMFG US BRITS ARE AMUSED BY YOUR SUPER WEPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTON OMFG MAN THATS THATS WAS ONE SCERRY PEAC OF SHIT U GO THERE MAN

[rulerpablo]

lmfao!

[ghostie41]

that weapon could kill any thing but give it some credit thats got to be 10 mph lol

[shinlord00000]

Wow i really travel land water and air so cool!

[ycdocs120]

Of course she fell down...

[DCFunBud]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[MrKevinokay]

your mom? XD

[alex809ism]

hahahahhahahahhahhahhaha

[Wesley95501]

These weapon well be distroyed China in a few hours or so.

[6547bilberry]

Very impressive! Is this a DARPA or Skunkworks project? I assume that this is a prototype.

[justbroadcast]

This is hilarious

[EminemsFather]

hahahhaha

[TheHapzR]

hahahhaha

[wolfdark145]

............

[zZG3n0ciDeZz]

yes im sure the weapons manufacturing group made you change the audio and not the world music group

[Atlantaboy612]

Credits- believe I can fly. lol hahaha

[srblackbird1]

if its Classified Than how do u know

[GjonetoOfficialPage]

hahahaha

[samkoi56]

LOL....US special force in training.......

[we4zell]

omg. That is hilarious. She'd rather face plant than get wet and she got wet anyway haha. I bet next time, if there is a next time, she will start in the water.  haha. I love how she puts her arms up in the after the face-plant take-off. Kind of like "I meant to do that!"

[BikashSaha100]

WWWWWaaaaooooo What a weapon. It can start World War III. It must be stopped to make another one .. Seriously........!!!!!

[godlies666]

(how"s that sand taste) >>>>>hay it working,,, im not over the weight limit,,,like my doctor said i would be~~~~arms out now i'm ok,,,weeeee~~~~ wipe sand from mouth now that im away from spectators,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,,my eye hurts,,,,

[swirlingabyss]

harsh

[godlies666]

facedown---------------- 8mph>>>>>>>>>>priceless

[ElTacoXD]

Fucken hate the humans who make these kind of terrifying weapons of mass destruction you will all burn in hell.

[208dany1]

thats ur mother

.... hu..

[elisbeltoj]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AAHHA

[lightswitch98]

OMFG I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF SO DAMN FUNNY xD

[FamousOvision]

the weapon is the fat girl? thats amazing she can get owned on land by watter then have a heart attack in the air because of her colesteral!

[Summers94]

This video is fucking awesome LMAO!!!!

[bloddfolife243]

thats funny as shit



[electronicdawg]

Fly, tubby fly

[GunBigotHater]

No one tell the government that all their secrets are on YouTube. Shhh.

[klard]

The USA has no shortage of these. We have in excess of 100 million of these monster units to deploy.

[klard]

Weaponized Rosie O'Donnell

[wwwtotalitaerde]

Check out my homepage for further experiments using laser. There are several easy to do examples to split the beam, modulate on of the two and then recombine them to produce low frequency beats. These beats should be able to induce currents into the body to transmit sound or steer muscles if used with high power lasers. You dont even need a laser, this can be done with ordinary light and heat radiation as well. The double slit experiment mostly is done with an ordinary light source.

[olympiansgod]

Pouahahahahahahaha... Be carefull guys!!!

[redsoul888]

Our true top secret weapon is Rebecca Black :D... Oh damn

[HermesTrismegistois]

No wonder the Taliban want to destroy America!

[chillinwilli]

the infamous Boston beer bellied brunette bunker bust ing bitch or, the Bitch X6

[TheTimur360]

That is the best american weapon?

Russai has got a 70 tonns Hydrogen bomb

and USA has only a 2t piece of shit?

[balls8882]

worst thing i have ever seen

[Jeremiahking101]

im American but i still think it was funny as hell!

[charliehockey78]

How dare you underestimate the Betty Bomber!

[MrCutemonster]

she really scares me....

[Vank4o]

this is the terminator of toilet bowls

[BulgarianTuber]

a lots of Americans will hate you for that...... funny by the way...... hilarious

[MajorMonogram123]

I KNEW IT, I WAS CURIOUS OF A FAT GIRL!!!!!!

[414hustle]

Waste o' precious time

[david34051]

top secret stuff on youtube-.-

[pinecone206]

TOP SECRET, ON YOUTUBE!!!!

[MarineRecon4]

im from russia and i love america especially the marine recon and i say america can beat anyother country in the world and maybe russia and china

[MRCoopertastick]

you all suck for making fun of this poor ladie who it would seem simply wanted to have a fun time(poor planning perhaps), but then some assshole had to put it on youtube. i hope(cause i dont pray) that she finds it half as funny as u homos who would make fun of this ladie for your own selfish amusment. AsSHOLEs!

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[TUFFGUNN]

@MRCoopertastick poor girl...she made the most of what she could. after falling, she still had enough spirit to spread her arms and fly...it was funny but it was sad at the same time...

[blamegovermentfilms]

win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1­11

[armyguy451]

dont wat that to land on me

[yahuel1]

top secret on youtube! :D

[AllyKat1975]

Mwah Ha Ha Ha

[Trinity8030]

AMERICA WILL SMASH YOU!!

[ALBERTCHOBSON]

ha ha ha that was funnny ha ha ha

[heathermillerdmz]

funny, poor choice of title

[NotSoHotGuy002]

Umm jackasses, it can be spelled as tonnes also.

[RyanTomBzoskie]

AHAHAHA i bet the terrorist watching this are scared shitless

[skygranada]

un video la mitad letras, musica asquerosa, y despues todo para reirse de una gorda inmunde.... vaya Mierda...

[illshockyou]

HA!

[dridley11]

What a drag.

[2009gabor]

hahhahaha the music makes it more cool

[Nakor420ish]

LOL 

[YFLOInternational]

Son of a bitch ... that Bertha is a Beast!!!!!

[elmn8or33]

rtard



[krypteia2]

So is the music from Air Force One or not? Sounds like a video game soundtrack..

[knight1768]

thanx for the vid it was funny i wish it could really be that way the world space the whole dam thing has gone nuts,i hate this fuckin world.

[tubewearwolf]

that was shit and not funny at all, and tonnes is spelled tonnes dick head

[RussxProductions]

hahaha you spelt tons wrong



[lobbyskids2]

why isnt someone doing something about this kind of technology! no one should have that kind of power!

[Sublimoo]

A wild american superwapen appears, it uses consume everthing, its super effective

[MrCrackattick]

yes yore mum is fat we get it all ready!!!!!

[Catalysim]

Weapon of ass destruction is what i say.

[Dalorin]

@Catalysim

That was indeed a good porn movie :)

[qmp5]

@Catalysim my dick is my girlfriends weapon of ass detruction :p



[194Ace]

Fuck all the foreign assholes here USA is free!!!!!

[Dave308439]

@194Ace Free to eat enough to cave in the whole continent, you mean.

[NDesertFoxN]

@194Ace "Fuck everyone, we talk shit about everyone, we treat all people of the world as garbage, we don't know what is London the capital of , we call anyone who is brown a mexican or a towelhead cause we don't know any better... and yet, we call ourselves the best educated, advanced, free nation on earth" .... reaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyy­yyy....?? 

[copanda63]

our number one weapon is to use laughter to destroy the enemy

[kakahieu12]

HOLY SHIT. HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?!

[xxxlittlebunny007xxx]

1:20 to skip the crap

[BENNY69NZ]

oh how sweet a vacation with your mom nice one dude

[wormocious]

@Sidewinder9877 You are an idiot. I usually refrain from responding to pinheads on youtube, but you are giving American's a bad name. If you think that all people in the Netherlands are all potheads, you don't understand their policy on drug control at all, so don't comment on it. Not to mention that your grammar is almost as poor as someone whose native language is Dutch or Barbantian.

[Sidewinder9877]

The poster of this vid is just pissed that one of those big women rejected him saying he's hung like a tic-tac.

[jay33011211]

lol! tearing

[zunioct2]

it gives me shivers

[NextLvlProductions]

#LOL

[nrm981bt]

hahahaha fuck yes



[reemstrrr]

soon all the ppl in usa will be weapons like that

(weapons of mass consumption)

[Sidewinder9877]

@reemstrrr awww don't be hatin' because we can actually afford food and don't piss all our money away on pot.

[reemstrrr]

@Sidewinder9877 dude your comment Doesn't make sense

once again americans proof they dont know shit and think there backyard is the world

(talking about 85% of the ppl srry for the other 15%)

[Sidewinder9877]

@reemstrrr Sure it does, you just fail to see the meaning.(As in your all a bunch of potheads?) BTW kiss my American ass.

[reemstrrr]

@Sidewinder9877 xD i dont kiss americans ass i ony beat american ass or somtimes when i think i can get away whit it i stab them

(btw better a nation of succefull potheads then your nation of homeless crackheads)

[Sidewinder9877]

@reemstrrr LOL I hold a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, so I really don't think you would get the chance to beat my ass or stab me. You are welcome to try though, I would enjoy turning your skull into pudding :D

[reemstrrr]

@Sidewinder9877 lol TaeKwon-do ill beat your ass easy if you do TaeKwon-Do you know noting about self defence you do not even learn to use your hands i muay thai sins i was 13years old and seeing your skinny photo i probably break your legg when i kickt it

(btw when iam feeling to beatup some american tourist wannebe pothead iam not alone whats the fun about dowing somting like that alone you probably end up on ayoutube with broken glass in your face)

[reemstrrr]

@Sidewinder9877

this is what happens when your tawekwon do meets me

/watch?v=D6mMtHqXyYc&feature=r­elated

or

/watch?v=r26Wg_Y4stY&feature=r­elated

with taekwon your only skilled vs an other TKD or an nuby with no defence skills

[Sidewinder9877]

@reemstrrr If that fails, then I have a .357 Magnum as backup ;) So I think I'll be just fine.

[reemstrrr]

@Sidewinder9877 lol you carry an magnum on you when you going to the netherlands xD

[johnnyversuz]

@reemstrrr  jajajajaaaaaa that´s true ,pure true!!!

[electronicdawg]

@reemstrrr admit it, you'd fuck that wouldn't you.

[reemstrrr]

@electronicdawg mmmmm maby i

n the netherlands i never see fat ppl like that so would be hard to find on

bud i must admid when having an girl like that you got alot of places to fuck you never get bored you olwase find an new hidden spot

only in this video i olready see like 50 places i could put my dick in

[electronicdawg]

@reemstrrr Fat girls like that You just roll her in flour and fuck the wet spot.

[reemstrrr]

@electronicdawg whaha

[electronicdawg]

@reemstrrr these Fat lazy moms take their fat little kids to eat breakfast, and lunch at McDonald's anymore because their too fat and lazy to cook for them or themselves. That's the problem over here anymore. This Country's has been going to hell sense the 70's

[reemstrrr]

@electronicdawg it should be ilegal like in japan

/watch?v=L1hqHo6lyUU

americans say its there freedom to get fat bud i think its the duty of an coverment to protect there ppl not only from others bud from them selfs to

olso an child dont got the freedom to eat healty it eats what there parents feed them

it hink fat kids is childabuse and those parents should get sued

when a child is fat it gets bullied at school 99% of the time will not find an partner and dies early

it fucks up there life

[electronicdawg]

@reemstrrr Yea the Government is finally cxracking down on it. McDonalds now serves apples with their kids happy meals, and they made them lower the fat content in their fries, burgers etc. But I almost think that our government want people;e to have health problems because of the money big pharmacy makes off of us. People are wising up though, and I think there big changes coming by getting rid of both parties in congress. .

[reemstrrr]

@electronicdawg yea true

in american you have to pay for health care so they want you to be sick so they can make money of you

and in japan you got free health care so they want you to be healty so they dont have to spent money on sick ppl

olso all genetically modified organism (GMO)and all E-numbers are illegal in japan becase the case unnecessary damage to the body american food is full of it

i saw american food with more then 24 E-numbers of those14 where banned in the rest of the world

[electronicdawg]

@reemstrrr The only way you can eat healthy here is to buy organic or grow your own. All these congressmen are interested in is lining their pockets with gold, they could give a shit about the American people, or the world for that matter. Evidenced by the bullshit illegal wars Bush started. This last round with the economy was the final straw I think, people have finally had enough. Most people I have talked to in the news forums are voting independent in 2012 and getting rid of these bums.

[reemstrrr]

@electronicdawg yea totaly true xD

[terroristssuckify]

@reemstrrr weapons of mass consumption LOL

[rsx123]

This is way better than being rick-rolled.

[VideoManiacify]

1:41 Theres the bomb

[XsNiPeRPi3z]

Took a bit longer than 24 hours huh?

[MrSumguy42]

TECHNOLOGY FOR PSYCHIC SKILLS!! Circumcerebral Complex Magnetic Neural Stimulation. They use it so should you. You can buy an electromagnet just about anywhere. Check out the 'god helmut" it's real and it helps ALOT for using telepathy(talking using only your mind to start). Buddhism will help quite your mind so you don't get found out. Quite your mind and listen to the "enlightened" ones or just have fun with your friends.

[2toamir]

best for fuck.....

[IwaysKeepMOMMINd]

LMAO THE MUSIC MADE IT SEEM SERIOUS AHAHAHA

[cantfishnow]

lol 2 tons

[2727rickyd]

th e most fitting music

[usmcStephendc]

wait i know what it is...i know the secert...can travel on land...on sea..and in the air...

it's a U. S. Marine!!!!.....the give away is in the marine corps song.....

[superbert35]

it would be more humane to use nerve gas on an enemy then subject them to the horrors of that.If there is a rocket big enough,"that" should just be towed to outerspace and used as a landing pad for the spaceshuttle.

[meskinboyuno]

no wonder they say china will be the most powerful country in a few years, they are sizing up them sumo wrestlers

[meskinboyuno]

i wonder if they work the same with them 69 cent burgers it will cost less for the taxpayer

[kingmanted]

its the t-10 P.L.A.(parachute launched assasin) "fat betty" ,terrorists,you are fucked.