How To Survive In The Wild

[MrDannythedick]

waaaaaaaait.....blue whale can swallow me? really? :D

[kingbadass2]

Swallowed by a blue whale really?

[SpitFir3Tornado]

Step 1: Wake Up

Step 2:Punch Trees

[GameFreaksStudios]

your chuck norris' gym teacher

[GameFreaksStudios]

if a cat attacks me, (besides a tiger) ill just punch it in the fucking face.

[SurvivingTheWild101]

wow this is amazing i am sure going to try and yank on a blue whales uvula and when i am at i think i might just try my Wii boxing techniques on a shark

[TheBoobieTrapper]

Tigers love water

[braseldazzle]

what if you pepper spray the tiger will that work?

[gzucolotto]

some tips are good some are a joke, grab the bull by the horns?? bro u need to experience situations before u say that kind of bull

[TheDylanDynamite]

Thanks for tips on all those abstract situations...

[psychoguy1017]

Has anybody ever actually been swallowed by a whale before?

[MadNerf]

how am i supposed to practice these techniuqes? go to petsmart and buy a tiger/wolf/whale/bull/whatever­? wtf man

[bloodiestspitz]

@MadNerf No he means the motions, I'm 12 and knew what he meant, you just need to think b4 you say or post it... :D

[MadNerf]

@bloodiestspitz Im 13 x) I was high when I posted that! JK. That was the day my gf broke up with me, and I was in a bad mood, so. Forget me

[crazy88ster]

tigers are only found in asia and zoos u dumb fuck, i live in Glasgow Scotland, the so called murder capital of Europe, no tiger, no sharks, no bear brown, black or white, no crocodile, and the only whales we have are pram pushing scrounging junkies. I carry a seven inch kitchen knife down the back off my jeans incase i bump into a gang of steeming neds. These are the most dangerous animals found in these parts. A good stabbing through the heart usualy makes for a speedy escape. fuck off.

[MadNerf]

@crazy88ster I carry a buck 1119 hunting knife it is alot more intimidating

[gzucolotto]

@crazy88ster if u carry a knifre ur just another pussy ned

[QTore]

Rofl that with the whale looks funny! image walking on his Giant tung! =D

[gaming0wiz]

BAMN and the cat is gone

[foxracing150]

i highly believe a cougar would still attack you even after you spray it with water..

how about you actually prove all of these theories if they are so easy

[Liquidsound]

@NoJamforyou No, the dog or wolf will gag and that reflex will prevent it from biting down.

[ninjawarrior41]

great info, but some of this stuff sounds easier said than done.

[TwistToy]

aaaaaa this video will help me greatly. i encounter crocs, tigaz and bears daily, as well as a few shawks. i'm tha greatest adventa men eva!!!!! This vidia wio help me greatlay.

[callofduty380]

you know, if the dog get you and pins you to the ground, just make sure that before it bites/eats you, grab its head and twist it and you really break its neck and you kill it and you live.

[KralleCR]

@callofduty380 i think your name explains where you got this from

[kojagun]

funny stuff man good job...

[cheesypasta]

haha lol

[akdennisjr]

These techniques are pretty much impossible! Your naturally going to panic and freak out. There's only one man that can prefect these techniques.CHUCK NORRIS!!

[yrsnkd]

I knew that playing dead thing was all shit. Dammit, Yogi.

[xDMADAxD]

this is the worst ever advice and that will save your life and how he says practice these techniques i mean if u get swallowed by a whale hahahahahhaha thumps up if this guy should not make another video again !!!!!!!!!!

[74famous]

i feel so safe now.....jk

[movieofmenywatch]

Where the hell did you get this info.

[teddygooselover]

REMEMBER YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE SHARK IS HUNGRY! LOL!!! ROFL.

[Trunkey77]

Rambooooooo

[fordyaus]

Ya know he sounds convinced but fuck me I'd some proof that a tigers gunna fuckin run before i use a water bottle then running like fucking hell or throwing some heavy or sharp at it. Cause its not like you got a second chance lol

[macgiver351]

is he serious? all you need is gun and shot all animals that attack you

[blankbomber]

you sound like selvester stalone haha

[HandyAndy97]

your defently right i used your teknecks and i sevied thank you a baer and a croc nearlly ate me thanks

[ANATZEL]

what should i do if a gay man tries to rape me?

[MadNerf]

@ANATZEL let him and when hes leaving rape him back

[ANATZEL]

@MadNerf hahahaha

[pokemonstudio6]

@ANATZEL

Maybe You Should Punch Him In The Head!

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@ANATZEL if you have a tomahawk, you hack his dick off. :)

[GameFreaksStudios]

@ANATZEL then you choke him with your dick

[ANATZEL]

he makes everything sound so simple and easy

[ANATZEL]

how wise.. i will remember that when i see a shark

[Adawg4008]

wolfs most of the time hunt in packs, so it wont really help to choke one wolf, the rest will just attack you.

[agentofx]

tried on a shark and my practice didnt go well.... ah well hope i have better luck tomorrow

[kingduqc]

is it a joke? It's funny if not

[Kingmaconha]

I wanna know how he kept a str8 face the whole time

[MikeG11986]

Is this a Joke?

[Ayleena69]

LOL goddamn funny

[Ayleena69]

How about renaming a video to "How to survive an animal attack." Defending yourself against an annimal attack wont feed you, wont keep you warm and wont provide water.

[joeboby9]

you could eat the dog after u choked it... then skin it for a blanket, or a hat...

[mj6359]

i love how he says the dog and whale techniques are the simplist meanwhile it takes a shitload of reaction while with a bear all you need is two rocks

[TimothydrinkzTea]

damn lmao your fucking great haha

[Blood790]

lmfao

[himissd]

i appreciate these techniques and i believe they will work. thanks

[Babypenis09]

Instead of telling us how to survive in the wild. You should be a comedian your hilarious!

[3pil488]

Goodstuff to remember when in the frigin wild LOL

[Babypenis09]

Omg this is so hilarious. It will save your life.

[lordtoad16]

wait........from what i know tigers like swimming when i went on a holiday to south africa i went on a wild safari with some guides and as we drove we saw a tiger swimming a river????

[Liquidsound]

They like swimming, when they feel like it, but they hate getting sprayed with water, when they're not in the mood.

[5aznsandaSPAINishguy]

@lordtoad16 i dont think there are tigeres in south africa

[Adavur]

@lordtoad16 tiger in africa?

[lcsxwtian]

After being swallowed by a blue whale I don't think you get any time to walk on his tougue. Instead you will find yourself breathing in water and walking directly into its stomach and digestion is the next step waiting for you.

[FretNinja]

well thats not completely true because whale feed on plankton. the method used to eat it involves forcing the water through the "teeth" called breen, which has a filter effect.this takes a few moments obviously, leaving plenty of time to recollect your wits.

[SageSofa]

This shit is so funny.

[rvchester]

TIGERS LOVE WATER

[xenomann442]

i know the shark one would work and so does the bear and crocodile techniques. However the dog or wolf technique seems hard to pull off.

[SHGSFG]

if ur lost in the wild and then a cat attcks you what then... i mean ur not gonna have a spray bottle randomly

[MAA13]

I just watched shark week on Discovery. You do not even need to punch the shark in the nose - just touching the shark in the nose momentarily has a stun effect and may give you the chance you need to get away! I don't know about the rest but this is supposed to work!

[divinegod102]

True, because the nose is the most sensitive part of the shark's body.

[watergrass5150]

these are simple, and can save your life. Thank you! No really, thank you.

[Osms13]

Or it will just really piss off the cat and it will kill you

[minimadmen1996]

This guy for real or is this a joke? Non of this stuff would work... i mean crocs might be weak openers but not 2 finger weak...and wouldnt the dog bite? Oh yeah and is this guy some sort of suicidal maniac he sugests waiting until the bull is next to you and then trying to push a huge animal down? maniac

[JauntyPicture]

actually the spray bottle doesnt wor.. tigers actually love water, and prefer swimming... >.>

[wardogg123]

lol these techniques are use less i mean a blue whale come on the cat or jaguar lol and the shark that funny cause ur out in the middle of nowhere and u punch him in the nose that make him more mad and eat u cause u cant out swim it last but not least the crocodile hmmm maybe while u hold his snout his buddy will come and maybe take a bite of ur arm so u can let go lol these are pointless

[denivish]

I stopped reading after the first line. This entire paragraph is written so badly that I literally feel pity for you.

Learn to punctuate, or at LEAST try to work on your sentence structure.

[Pelletgunhunter94]

Let me ask you about the angry dog trick......

ARE YOU SERIOUS? A dog will bite your leg before you have time to reach its tail and if you do itll bite your arm. Have you ever even heard of this or did..

You gotta be joking with some of these? The Cougar or Cat trick. A water bottle wouldnt......ugh.

[sec6565]

I was just swallowed by a whale this morning and used this technique! I really works!

[MexicannCowboy]

sure dude .... I'll practice on getting swallowed by a whale...I'll get right on that...

[parkour3run]

awesome thanks for the techniques... i was hoping u would of said for the blue whale u would fly out of the thing at the top of its head (where the water comes out) lol

[kenizzyny]

i learned some of this in cub scouts lol

[countryisthelife]

Tell me you were joking on some of these

[laidluke15]

the blue whale one was a joke right???

[207888]

how do you no these things

[SpeedVideoz]

lol

[bobbybutchey016]

my favorite one is how to save your life when an angry dog or wolf attacks you. haha this guy is awsome

[hXcbizznatch]

this guys a badass

thanks for the techniques

[Davie42]

what happens if you can't find any rocks when a bear is attacking you??

[Liquidsound]

You should always carry rocks in your backpack.

[cdagarc]

maybe clap your hand??

[swordmonkey05]

possibly do somthing to show the bear you mean no harm or offer it food if you have any.

[miketheunreg]

yah thats gunna help

[cliprojo]

thank you a lot!!

the one about bears and jaguars is a very good info for me cause there are many of them where i live, ohh and also coyotes ( they are like wolves)

[Proskeda]

nice video man, only sereus one I found here in youtube ;) 5 stars

[StMin1985]

Thanks for the tips!

[julzyyyy]

nice, i play runescape :P

[catbakkorrel]

nice vid

[lcc9115]

some of your best work