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  • Russell Brand fail.

  • Pardon me, but I'd love to see wheatley in a mosh pit.

  • Love how he's talking to Rick on the phone (e.g. Ricky gervais) !

  • wheatley?

  • mustosh

  • Must-dosh...

  • he hey. i found wheatley

  • @matainaishipach I LOVE Steve Wheatley =D

  • God, how is Stephen Merchant so insanely hot and awkward and charming? It's just not possible.

  • mustush?

  • Dammit, Valve.

    I can never see Stephen Merchant as himself. He is now forever Wheatley.

  • @TheUltimateNoob001 I have it the other way around. :D

  • Shit he sound like Wheatley ! :P

  • @BillKillerz That IS Wheatley.

  • i think stephen is hot. and im a guy and not gay

  • @DeDeDurINC ive been practicing his accent xD its so cool

  • @DeDeDurINC

    lol....sure you're not!

  • @MyAlexDelarge

    Whaaaaa...

  • He's lovely :)

  • mustosh??

  • Russel probably smoked crack, pot and had a little crystal meth before the show.

  • Richard Herring had the Hitler moustache covered.

  • You're a moron if you only know Steve from Portal 2.

  • @LukeGriffths121 Thank you! I hate it when people put comments like "WHEATLEY!!!" It really pisses me off.

  • @LukeGriffths121 I knew him before that, it's just that he performed so well in the game that it sort of overshadowed the rest of his career. But then again, I haven't seen too much of the British Office. It just never really caught on for me.

  • @kyrakyramyra It overshadowed his career? Fuck me, what world are you living in?

  • @LukeGriffths121 Wait, I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean to suggest that his acting in Portal 2 was any better than the other things he's done, it's just that it was the most popular, and that;s what most people saw. And yeah, people sometimes watch the British Office, but it's less common to see when the US version is so much more accessible. Anthony Burgess pretty much crapped out A Clockwork Orange between books, but it ended up being all he was remembered for.

  • regurgitated the glasses joke from the podcast! or vice versa.

    Still one of my three favourite characters.

    Can you guess the other two????

  • @ph1lo glasses actually recycled from the xfm shows

  • Russel Brand is a hack who doesn't deserve to be in the same country as Merchant never mind on the same stage.

    "My Booky Wook" - suck my balls Russ, you annoying, unfunny, hack, AIDS sponge.

  • mustosh?

  • Brand is truly shite

  • i knew sm before wheatley, who i did have to google, and found out it was from portal... but hey, at least he has new fans... what's bad?

  • He looks sooooo cute without his glasses!!! x3

  • watch in 240p, it looks so much better for some reason...

  • @MyAlexDelarge 0..O

  • @MyAlexDelarge How the fuck?

  • @MyAlexDelarge because Brand's in a lower resolution so you can't see him?

  • @MyAlexDelarge what the fuck?????????

  • UGH; every video with that smelly ugly fucker brand should have a warning in the title..

  • @Awkwardgesundheit Yeah like - MAY INDUCE VOMITING OR A COMPLETE DEADLY SILENCE AS IF SOMEONE LEFT THEIR RINGTONE ON HIGH AT A FUNERAL AND IT GOES OFF PLAYING 'CELEBRATION' BY KOOL AND THE GANG.

    I hope Brand and his stupid pop slut wife go the way of Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper.

  • Steve and Ricky need to do radio again!! And whos Wheatly btw lol, I feel like im missing out on something...

  • @BsERoss Steve voiced Wheatley, one of the main characters in Portal 2

  • He looks cute without glasses, I donno what he's on about. DD:

  • Too many of my friends smoke pipes....

  • Stephen/ Wheatly beats whover that man is... he is

    NOT that funny

  • Horrible interviewer. And that hair. seriously?

  • Stephen Merchant is one-half of the best comedy writing team of the new century.

  • what the fuck is a mastosh. it's moustache you prick.

  • @jimmyshitbags LOL! Win.

  • It is amazing that Smerch hasnt got twaeuibtweobtwehjitbgwejithbgw­ebweighjwhifwfweuigweuigbwiehg­bwiehubgwhuiebgweuigbweruigbwe­uigfbweruigbweuigtbweigtbwerub­gwegb

  • Steve evan Talks to ricky on the phone in Role playing =P

  • @urouttaurLementdonni ikr! he's looking for a wife atm I want to go to his standup show in a wedding dress XD

  • FUCK OFF ABOUT PORTAL 2.

  • russel brand

  • @TheBestFailiure Did you hit the Post button prematurely? or is "russel brand" the full sentence?

  • lol the Hitler mustache classic. esp the muted reaction from the audience. He could just call it the Chaplin mustache.

  • I'm keeping the pipe alive at age 22! Have no worries Steve!

  • @ShawnSoloX I hope you only blow bubbles with it. After all, the pipe is why we don't have Graham Chapman anymore.

  • @urouttaurLementdonni me too, i'd shag him

  • love 'em both :)

  • Does anyone think that Stephen Merchant should name his penis Wheatly? Because how he says his penis is small and that line in Portal 2 "Tiny little Wheatly did this!"

  • They told me if I gave money to charity, I would die! Okay, I'm going to give you a dollar, 3...2...1...WAIT, NO, no, I'm scared. Maybe if I just went right to 1, and avoided the buildup, maybe I could do it. All right. 1...Oh, I'm still alive...Can I have my dollar back?

    And, yes, I stole everyone else's joke. Do I appear to care?

  • @urouttaurLementdonni believe me, you're not the only one! :D

  • they told me if i spoke with Russell Brand, i would die!

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  • Wheatley's pretty funny

  • Is it just me, or does it seem like Stephen said he wanted to take drugs just for the croud?

  • Wow, they actually work very well together don't they.

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  • 14 people are really 14 different accounts for GLaDOS just to dislike this!

  • lol press 9 a bunch of times XD

  • russel brand is not funny, steven merchant  is top notch tho

  • Nerdlingers unite!

  • what a Knobhead Brand is.

  • I wish Brand would shut up and let him talk

  • even brand's shitty audience of retards thinks he's too shitty and retarded to laugh at

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  • I COULD WATCH THOSE TWO TALK FOR HOURS.

  • spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeeeeeeee­

  • mastosh :L

  • I want to hug stephen<3

  • I think brand is on heroin in this video.

  • if he had glasses on or off i still think hes amazings

  • I've just had to Google "Wheatley" because I keep seeing it on Merchant videos and honestly had no idea what the hell people were on about. Granted I'm not massive on gaming, but for people to say that he 'got famous from being Wheatley' is beyond me. I wish I hadn't bothered searching for it now. Is it wrong that I feel a little let down by it?

  • @19jez89 Well, I think that Wheatley is pure brilliance, and a lot of people have been introduced to Stephen Merchant through Portal 2.

    That said, not many people outside of the internet know about Portal 2, so Wheatley shouldn't be seen as his "most famous" work, but it shouldn't be looked down on just because some people hadn't heard of Stephen before that.

  • Wheatley is not Amused

  • D: Hey, he may have huge eyes, but they're also completely, utterly LOVELY.

  • i knew stephen merchant way before portal 2

  • Wow. This wheatley shit is fucking hilarious guys, keep it up for every single fucking comment on youtube. Nevermind that Stephen Merchant is one of the funniest people around at the moment; focus on "Wheatley LOL" because it's the only thing you know him for. Good job everyone.

  • WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

  • 0.0

    The Wheatley mania continues!

  • can we please put the wheatley shit behind us

  • ahh this is the guy who got famous from being the voice of wheatley!

  • I love how "Rick" is his default name to use.

  • thumbs up if you knew stephen before wheatley

  • @oasis4ever92 I didn't, but I still love his work outside Portal 2.

  • @oasis4ever92 actually i knew wheatly before stephen merchant, but i didn't know that he voiced him, then i thought "Hey! Wheatly sounds like that guy from the Ricky Gervais show!"

  • @oasis4ever92 Does Hot Fuzz count? :3

  • @oasis4ever92 I wish I did :'(

  • @oasis4ever92

    whos wheatley?

  • @oasis4ever92 Who the f is wheatley?

  • @infraro Google "Portal 2 Wheatley" Better yet, search on Youtube for the same and watch some of the results.

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  • Wheatley.

    Taking Drugs.

    DEAR.

    GOD.

    WHAT.

    HAS.

    SCIENCE.

    DONE.

  • It's a Charlie Chaplin mustache, he did it first damn it.

  • russel brand looks fucking stupid when merchant is around :)

  • WHEATLY

  • I hear Wheatley but I can't see him. D:

  • Funny how the guy with supposedly "bulbous" eyes wound up playing a giant talking eyeball.

  • He has got crazy eyes lol

    But he is awesome

  • OMG it's wheatley

  • stephen has used the same material for the last 4 years

  • @bluemoon121 So has Ricky.

    Really a ton of things in Gervais standup is from the XFM-days...

  • Valve took stephens personality and stuffed it into a core.

  • the fact sphere in portal 2 should have been called karl

  • Can you say apple? App...le...

    Ok you just jumped

  • i think he has very similar voice to danny wallace (shaun hastings/assassin's creed)

  • @howzlova absolutely! When I replayed Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, after playing Portal 2, I thought it was him. I still find it hard to believe it isn't though

  • My god, get rid of Russell Brand, I can't stand him.

  • Well, his glasses DID down-play the bulbous eyes (the way he said that at first made me think of Bulbasaur. :V) until I noticed them. Now I can't stop seeing them.

  • RICK IS THE ADVENTURE SPHERE.

    Portal 2 is REAL!!

  • Stephen looks hot with or without glasses.

    (I do prefer him with glasses though, but I love guys with glasses in general ... )

  • Just close your eyes and you can literally hear wheatley no matter what

  • OH, I know that voice.... the Metal Ball.

  • Flag for child abuse (Russell Brand)

  • The way Russel Brand says "Moustosh" annoys me quite a bit...

  • @tasteofcoda The way he says anything annoys me

  • @Frosty525 fair point

  • @tasteofcoda Ask a French person how to say it, and I'll bet they're annoyed with how you say it.

  • god i fucking hate russel brand

  • They said if I took my glasses off, I WOULD DIE!

  • @Vitreosity45277

    Lmao! I love this xD

  • @Vitreosity45277 Nice, that made my day. [x

  • @Vitreosity45277 Hello, this is the part where I kill you!

  • I thought he was in space...

  • its sad that people here only know him from portal

  • Seriously people, shut the fuck up about Portal 2. Sure, it's a great game, but The Office, the Podcasts, an Idiot Abroad, the Ricky Gervais Show and Extras were all Stephen Merchant efforts, and they're 100 times better than that game...

  • @videogamenostalgia its one thing to tell people to stop talking about the things they like, but i mean why should you bring down the game that they like? don't u also understand that by people now knowing his name from portal 2 and people searching his name in google, seeing his shows, they might actively start watching his other efforts as well? Therefor more people will know about him. Basically at this point its the same thing as someone saying "His writing in the Office is great"

  • I really can't help but think of wheatley.

  • This host is JERK, in soo many ways...

  • I love how I am not the only one here to see the face of Wheatley's voice. Faaaaar from being the only one...

  • I hate this guy.

  • Fucking hell I can't stand russell fucking brand what a fucking leaching hack. Merchant is cool though. He's honest see, not just all front and no depth

  • @MenCap7 actually i think Brand and Stephen are quite good friends and Brand has more depth then he might lead on. Both are very intellectual and quick witted individuals...not to mention funny. a comedian with no depth can't exist really.

  • Weatley.... How Dare You Do Drugs. Thats Why You're In SPAAAAAACE!

  • @themikefiz I'm pretty sure Merchant doesn't really do drugs lol

  • Seems so weird now when I've player Portal 2 and when I'm watching him now...

  • i cant find any videos of stephen doing stand up?

    i know hes doing a tour but i cant see anything!

  • lol wheatley <3

  • I love how all the comments are related to portal 2 ^^

  • D'awww x'D Hes such a dork lolol its too cute <3

  • Haha. It's hilarious watching Wheatley with an actual face!

  • wheatley!

  • "They always said, if you use drugs you will DIE"

  • Wheatley.

  • Wheatley!! :D

  • BIRD BIRD BIRD!!!!

  • WHEATLY IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEE­EEEEE

  • @xlazer6 in space!! :P

  • He needs to be Wheatley forever!

  • Stephen is Wheatly! =D

  • lol BULBOUS ROBOT EYE

  • SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­CE

  • @jedimasterstarkiller "yeah thats right mate"

  • FUCK YEAH WHEATLEY!!

  • Thumbs up if Portal 2 brought you here ^^

  • how can somebody as hilarioud as steve merchant not have his own tv show,....when somebody like fucking russell brand has?...i dont get it

  • Russell Brand's audience don't understand good comedy, they just want his cock in their mouth.

  • SPACE!

  • If you smoke a pipe you have to nod a lot going mmmm...... mmmm..... as if your contemplating whatever your talking about to give an inteligent response.

  • Wheatley!!!!!!!!!

  • he took a humen fourm good on ya wheatley

  • hi wheatly

  • @legofreak2011 You are really good at spelling the name wrong.

  • "wheatley" is going to be a comment on all videos with stephen in. LOL