Using creationist logic, I can PROVE that I'm the smartest human alive as not only can I multiply 4x3, making me a hotshot, I can do trigonometry, PROVING that you need to worship me or I'll smite you.
@Xsuprio you dont need to be a scientist to walk around in a lab coat all the time. people thinking that you are a scientist because of this dress is often a side affect though
@Thunderf00t I'm a little lost, why would a creationist use the orbit of the moon to prove evolution wrong? That would be like trying to proof gravity wrong by observing goldfish eat food--then again, these ARE creationists we're talking about.
@skaloon It's the only thing the Church of Ignorance mentions. Of course, the electricity that powers the church, the water sanitation, the refrigeration, heating, architecture, microphones, etc, etc aren't so bashed as the one field that basically calls their religion a lie. They don't like that one.
i used to be a christian (OEC, now im an atheist) and some of the NEC members of my church told me about the moon getting further away, proving them right... this video has such great info, i wish i knew about it back then, thanks thunderfoot. Ps: they also have said something about some layer of gas (its not the ozone) that is decreasing in mass each year by a large amount, they use this to argue that the earth is young, anybody got any info about this?
Haha I remember the days when I used to be a creationist. Defending the Bible and whatnot. Thank Sagan I opened my eyes to the truth.
Knowing that we are here only because stars fused lighter elements into heavier elements, which for a short time come together in the form of a biological machine that is able to contemplate it's own existence, in the form of you, is truly amazing. As much as life can suck, we should count ourselves lucky to be part of the human species.
@TheSmackerlacker That's the major problem. It seems none of them are capable of demonstrating any ability in what ever the hell subject they care to debate on. In a hundred years, if someone dug up these old videos, they'd likely think the creationists actual opinions and 'proof' were some kind of satire by a witty comedian, not what people actually believe constitutes evidence.
The "creationist math" made me laugh quite a lot during this video. Creationist math proves that all of the wars and many of the murders and other random violence (gang wars, etc.) that have gone on for the past few hundred years don't actually exist, since people say they're using guns to kill people, yet we all know that guns are an ineffective way of killing people.
...Integrating this differential equation gives the time to move from Ri to Rf as t = 1/7k(Rf7 — Ri7). For Rf = the present distance and Ri = the Roche Limit, t = 1.37 x 109 years. There is no significant difference if Ri = 0, i.e. the earth and moon touching, because of the high recession rate (caused by enormous tides) if the moon is close.
At the start he says that he came across the video at metacafé and later he proceeds saying: "creationist maths" can one become more strawman?
REAL MONE MATHS: since tidal forces are inversely proportional to the cube of the distance, the recession rate (dR/dt) is inversely proportional to the sixth power of the distance. So dR/dt = k/R6, where k is a constant = (present speed: 0.04 m/year) x (present distance: 384,400,000 m)6 = 1.29x1050 m7/year. CONT
@fowlfables your actually thanking his strawman arguments moving people away from our creator? how can you actually do that, I mean: is it even possible?
@xXsakkelaoXx I don't expect you to understand, and I will respect you the best I can here, but after 28 years of a christian faith household filled with hypocrisy, and a deep studying of biblical text, history, and philosophy, I cannot accept a creator in the form of Jesus, Yahweh, or the God described within the collected texts of man reffered to as "the Holy Bible".
I wish you the best in your personal struggles with faith, and ask that you open your mind to reason as you watch these videos.
@fowlfables WHATCH THESE VIDOES?! sir you are deluded, this is as STRAWMAN as it gets, this guy making the videos, is probably as ignorant about reality as the guys wathcing, however your personal relationships with christianity, it is in NO way what this guy is trying to imply it teaches, check out some REAL science and creation evidence at : creation(dot)com trueorigin(dot)com and answersingenesis(dot)com
@xXsakkelaoXx The "laugh at creationist" series by Thunderf00t are merely mocking flawed arguments made by creationists. Your reference to "our creator" is somewhat pointless in a comment on this video, unfortunately, as those who watch this have made up their minds. Neither of us in innocent in that.
I have studied creation mythology at a christian college, and was even baptised in a christian church. I am aware of the arguments, but for my intellectual growth, I will look at those sites.
@xXsakkelaoXx Yes, I saw your "maths". I believe much is missing, and out of context, making the exact wording you posted somewhat illegible. I would proceed to refute your claim, but as I assume neither of us is an astrophysicist, I will end the conversation here with this:
We will each research to find the answer we want to see. We will not agree. Thank you for your time, and I hope we can remain civil and peaceful.
@fowlfables you choose to believe that? it isn't my maths, although I lay it forth, it is real creationist maths, with it's ground in reality. This guy is taking so many people away from christ and I feel sorry for him when he meets our creator. His strawman arguments are from ignorance and not from the creationists I know about.
@xXsakkelaoXx a lot of them are directly from creationists. and by the way, you don't "know" that you're right. for all you know islam could be the truth.
@robokill387 Not by looking at evidence no, evidence can leed people to the truth and I KNOW what is around me and what is observed, but yes, there might be some undiscovered religion that fits reality better than the bible, but it's ofcourse "undiscovered"
@xXsakkelaoXx wrong. a strawman is a misrepresented version of a person's beliefs, not an argument that "real" creationists don't use, and it also doesn't refer to an actual person, it refers to a type of logical fallacy. so, not only don't you understand what a strawman is, you've actually commited it yourself by misrepresenting the strawman argument fallacy. and on top of that, you've commited the "no true scotsman" fallacy too!
@robokill387 You might be right, I don't know, I havn't googled the definition, but from previous arguments "strawman" has been misinterpreting or saying that your counterpart is using an argument he hasn't used and then proceed to discuss why he is wrong.
I loved the to-scale earth+moon visualization, i think i never seen one that would truly be in scale regarding all the sizes and distances, thank you for that :)
Kent Hovind is in jail because he was trying to warn the world that their is a dark agenda out there that aims at destroying the morality of every man woman and child making them into beasts. In fact Darwinism states that we evolved from mere beasts. God says you should hold your head up because you have been given free will by an all powerful all wise and all loving Creator. Jesus answered "Woe to them who worship the Created (Monkeys/Primates) rather then the Creator."
The Pale Blue Dot - A Tribute to Carl Sagan ( watch?v=KMjEVG2rrFQ ) I think this video really complements the point ThunderF00t is trying to make in this video at 1:45.
What if God played Spore? (pirated, mind you) Obsessively? And he kept the shades closed playing in the dark? Maybe spending a few weeks indoors with pizza rolls and cream soda, creating all manner of works, not knowing how many days went by each time?
Lack of sleep could explain his antisocial tendencies, like genocide and babykilling. :D
hey listen i've so far seen 20 of your videos, most of them great, but on this one you don't make quite a case. you repeated 3 times that creationists can't multiply, but 4,1 billion times 3 is 1230 billions, not 120
If there is a god why is he always asking us for money? You would think a being such as this who created heaven and earth, not to mention the whole universe would have a better grip on his finances.
"The amazing ability of creationists to multiple 3 by 4 and get 1,200 does not constitute a compelling proof of why evolution is flawed." Extremely well put sir.
@chrism4n14 It's an attempt to show that the Earth-moon system is younger than currently thought. If the moon were receding at 3" per year (it isn't) AND if that rate were constant since the beginning (certainly not) then the system is only a few hundreds of millions of years old, not billions.
This is like saying if the Queen of Sheba had a beard, she'd be the King. And it is of course no help at all to the hapless morons who say the system is only 6 000 years old.
Don't forget ! NOT ONE Amputee has ever had a limb grow back!! Why does GOD HATE on the disabled?? We're supposed to be fighting for Christianity,but GOD gives no rewards to the religious that have died due to HOLY WARS.Their have been MILLIONS,upon MILLIONS die for GOD,and God does NOT acknowledge their sacrifice! The only Sacrifice that matters in GODS MIND is MONEY, and killing your child!!
Why do we refuse to realize that this is a world of SCIENCE! It's been proven over,and over that SCIENCE has much more use here than a religion that's never done ONE thing for thousands of years!! Today we have the Catholic church saying they have 88 confirmed miraclesr(IN THEIR MIND ANYWAYS!! Ppl travel thousands of miles to drink the SUPPOSED HOLY WATER!Since the beginning of the 1900's they've had approx.,9 million people drink,and ONLY 88 MIRACLES?? That's power ball odds of being cured!
@MrAmericanzombie The miracles are true! I had Appendicitis, so I went there! It worked!
Sorry, I forgot to mention that I went to the hospital and had my appendix removed with a machine being controlled by doctors. Also they put me to sleep so I wouldn't have endure the pain. Science.
How can someone get to be so off on their mathematics? Anyone could do that in their head. But I guess the excuse for Creationists is their ability to be an incompetent sack o' shit when it comes to thinking.
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You'll see the "planets spin the wrong direction" arguments grouped with this one. This is because creationists don't understand cosmology. They think the Big Bang was an explosion of rock and the planets and the moon are chunks of this explosion. It would be funny if it wasn't sad.
@J27Delight I'm quite sane and not a creationist, Just to play devils advocate for a moment, there can be confusion caused by the term Billion.
Historically:
10^3 = Thousand
10^6= million
10^9 = thousand million
10^12= billion
10^15= thousand billion
10^18= million billion
10^21= trillion
In the us system (billion being used in place of thousand million, and trillion being used to replace billion) politicians like this as it sounds more sensational
That "historic" system is retarded and there's no excuse for "confusion" except for willful ignorance. Thunderfoot is British himself and doesn't make that mistake. In addition, this mistake isn't made if the makers of the rather childish "Proof Evolution is False" video remained consistent with themselves, so the labels are meaningless.
@TheZooCrew FWIW I agree with most of your argument, its a shame the first 5 words let you down so badly. Also for correctness the long hand system is not used so often in Britain any more, its more continental.
All English countries now use the 10^9 as a billion. Ever since the 70s. America has always. Most of the rest of the anglophone countries followed. Unfortunately creationists have taken a vow to not read any literature published since the 1800s, so they're a bit behind the times. This is how they can likewise say there are no transitional fossils and genetics can't allow speciation.
The mind-numbing stupidity contained in this video actually caused some of my less secure brain cells to commit suicide. I'm worse off having watched it.
Please, please correct your calculation in part 3. that creationists math stuff seems kinda ironic with your 10 km/s = 300 times the speed of sound there..
good vid thunderfoot. and by the way, those mirrors mentioned at 01:00 are the most definitive proof that we DID land on the moon. you can go at a facility tomorrow and bounce a laser off them. so up yours conspiracy theorists!
@whenthesumis41 no God put them there to prove that evolutionists are wrong because only God can go into space and place tiny mirrors on the moon. which he put there...obviously :P (I've been brainwashed)
I found an exceptional amount of lulz in this video. I am not wasting my afternoon by watching the first 20 parts of these, I have truly made something of it. Learning is fun. :D
early planetoid impacts earth stripping away most of its outer crust and en lodging it's already iron core with more iron. debris from impact forms moon.
less crusts allows for less dense water to build up on surface(75%water surface)
all that iron enables string magnetic field(more sustainable to life)
@diabl2master nope, given the fact that they believe in something equivalent to believing that the distance from new york to san francisco is about 28 feet SHOULD tell you not to believe in ANY numbers they put up. lol
Actually, 3x the speed of sound is the speed of a rifle round. Your average Pistol bullet is only a little faster than the speed of sound - a human can easily out run it.
How the hell do they figure that bullets are ineffective weapons? Let me take a gun, fire it, and watch you dodge it. No? I suppose creationists are sensible on the lowest possible level. by the way; even if this was correct, in what way is evolution disproved?
It isn't. The first and foremost fault of creationists is their inability to use proper definitions. To them, evolution = physics, cosmology, chemistry, atheism, and maybe a bit of biology.
Evolution is a scientific theory, so it is science. but don't be confused, science is not belief or speculation, its not a way of thinking.. it's simply a method. a way of doing things based on evidence,, something creationists know nothing about
You're getting at yet another problem with creationists...they don't really understand anything about science. Most of them think evolution somehow involves the Big Bang, the age of Earth, abiogenesis, and heat death. This is dishonest, straw man-type behavior for some, unreal ignorance for others.
@TheZooCrew That's right, they think that evolution and "Darwinism" are synonyms for science. And if you try to explain to them that "evolution isn't science" they are going to mine quote the hell out of you.
Careful. Evolution is absolutely science. There's no such thing as "Darwinism." That word seeks to reduce evolution to a philosophy. It's an extremely robust scientific theory.
I understand your point, but no sane person should ever say that evolution isn't science. It didn't seem like you were quoting a creationist when you said that.
@TheZooCrew What I try to say is that evolution is not physics, chemistry, or general science. Evolution only deals with diversity of species; but when you try to explain to creationist they misquote you. I know evolution is a scientific fact; but the word evolution doesn't mean science.
Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.
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Using creationist logic, I can PROVE that I'm the smartest human alive as not only can I multiply 4x3, making me a hotshot, I can do trigonometry, PROVING that you need to worship me or I'll smite you.
DarkZerkerX 5 days ago
If only it took answering 3x4 correctly to be a scientist. I'd walk around in a lab coat ALL the time.
Xsuprio 5 days ago
@Xsuprio you dont need to be a scientist to walk around in a lab coat all the time. people thinking that you are a scientist because of this dress is often a side affect though
FinchD37 5 days ago
@FinchD37 WOOT! To the bar!
Xsuprio 5 days ago
A creationist fails miserably once again! Good job Thunderf00t!
Grosa 6 days ago
Thank you thunderf00t you made me a bit smarterer :D
WTFOMGFFSWOW 1 week ago
@WTFOMGFFSWOW lol smarterer.
Technically, if you were able to understand it, you were already smart enough :)
Ebvardh 5 days ago
damn im awake now
CGSmij08 1 week ago
@Thunderf00t I'm a little lost, why would a creationist use the orbit of the moon to prove evolution wrong? That would be like trying to proof gravity wrong by observing goldfish eat food--then again, these ARE creationists we're talking about.
TheOkami1113 2 weeks ago
@TheOkami1113
well in their mind evolution stands for all the scientific fields, i guess
skaloon 1 week ago
@skaloon It's the only thing the Church of Ignorance mentions. Of course, the electricity that powers the church, the water sanitation, the refrigeration, heating, architecture, microphones, etc, etc aren't so bashed as the one field that basically calls their religion a lie. They don't like that one.
TheOkami1113 1 week ago
by creationist math....my penis is about...HOLY SHIT 4 inches!! :O
H4L0K1LL4 2 weeks ago
I love these videos
Erholts 2 weeks ago
So... much... win.
Nejizero666 2 weeks ago
My my my .... I learned something about the moon from this while laughing at creationists. Win.
KittenKoder 2 weeks ago
i used to be a christian (OEC, now im an atheist) and some of the NEC members of my church told me about the moon getting further away, proving them right... this video has such great info, i wish i knew about it back then, thanks thunderfoot. Ps: they also have said something about some layer of gas (its not the ozone) that is decreasing in mass each year by a large amount, they use this to argue that the earth is young, anybody got any info about this?
bluexepnos 2 weeks ago
5:15 r.i.p. headphone users, including me
taylan637 3 weeks ago
Can anyone link that horribly stupid video that multiplied 3 x 4 into 1200
hakkai999 3 weeks ago
Haha I remember the days when I used to be a creationist. Defending the Bible and whatnot. Thank Sagan I opened my eyes to the truth.
Knowing that we are here only because stars fused lighter elements into heavier elements, which for a short time come together in the form of a biological machine that is able to contemplate it's own existence, in the form of you, is truly amazing. As much as life can suck, we should count ourselves lucky to be part of the human species.
aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy 1 month ago
@aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy I love you.
CursedZebra 4 weeks ago
When I first started watching atheist videos on Youtube, I would sometimes think "picking on one obviously idiotic creationist isn't really fair.".
Now, seeing that all of them seem to be equally idiotic, it does seem to apply fairly.
TheSmackerlacker 1 month ago
@TheSmackerlacker That's the major problem. It seems none of them are capable of demonstrating any ability in what ever the hell subject they care to debate on. In a hundred years, if someone dug up these old videos, they'd likely think the creationists actual opinions and 'proof' were some kind of satire by a witty comedian, not what people actually believe constitutes evidence.
purplesquirrl 4 weeks ago
LOL, creationists... they are fucking stupid.
saguhh00 1 month ago
@saguhh00 and if dhay can yump that hy why others need them
luka7646 1 month ago
I really feel like studying some creationist maths right now, I really could learn a thing or 400
Darconda90 1 month ago
@Darconda90 I gotta say I laughed when I saw your comment :D
LeeviON 1 month ago
How do you know so much about all this? Do you have a career in science, or just do a lot of research?
MGuniverse 1 month ago
The "creationist math" made me laugh quite a lot during this video. Creationist math proves that all of the wars and many of the murders and other random violence (gang wars, etc.) that have gone on for the past few hundred years don't actually exist, since people say they're using guns to kill people, yet we all know that guns are an ineffective way of killing people.
crazypotatoinc 1 month ago
...Integrating this differential equation gives the time to move from Ri to Rf as t = 1/7k(Rf7 — Ri7). For Rf = the present distance and Ri = the Roche Limit, t = 1.37 x 109 years. There is no significant difference if Ri = 0, i.e. the earth and moon touching, because of the high recession rate (caused by enormous tides) if the moon is close.
xXsakkelaoXx 1 month ago
At the start he says that he came across the video at metacafé and later he proceeds saying: "creationist maths" can one become more strawman?
REAL MONE MATHS: since tidal forces are inversely proportional to the cube of the distance, the recession rate (dR/dt) is inversely proportional to the sixth power of the distance. So dR/dt = k/R6, where k is a constant = (present speed: 0.04 m/year) x (present distance: 384,400,000 m)6 = 1.29x1050 m7/year. CONT
xXsakkelaoXx 1 month ago
I think Thunderf00t was channeling Carl Sagan for a moment there. ;)
BTW, I love your graphics. Thank you for making these videos.
fowlfables 1 month ago
@fowlfables your actually thanking his strawman arguments moving people away from our creator? how can you actually do that, I mean: is it even possible?
xXsakkelaoXx 1 month ago
@xXsakkelaoXx I don't expect you to understand, and I will respect you the best I can here, but after 28 years of a christian faith household filled with hypocrisy, and a deep studying of biblical text, history, and philosophy, I cannot accept a creator in the form of Jesus, Yahweh, or the God described within the collected texts of man reffered to as "the Holy Bible".
I wish you the best in your personal struggles with faith, and ask that you open your mind to reason as you watch these videos.
fowlfables 1 month ago
@fowlfables WHATCH THESE VIDOES?! sir you are deluded, this is as STRAWMAN as it gets, this guy making the videos, is probably as ignorant about reality as the guys wathcing, however your personal relationships with christianity, it is in NO way what this guy is trying to imply it teaches, check out some REAL science and creation evidence at : creation(dot)com trueorigin(dot)com and answersingenesis(dot)com
xXsakkelaoXx 1 month ago
@xXsakkelaoXx The "laugh at creationist" series by Thunderf00t are merely mocking flawed arguments made by creationists. Your reference to "our creator" is somewhat pointless in a comment on this video, unfortunately, as those who watch this have made up their minds. Neither of us in innocent in that.
I have studied creation mythology at a christian college, and was even baptised in a christian church. I am aware of the arguments, but for my intellectual growth, I will look at those sites.
fowlfables 1 month ago
@fowlfables " made by creationists"
a strawman is a person who misinterprets the view of the other side or uses arguments that by most people of the other side disagrees with
I gave some REAL creationist maths further down (you may not have seen it?)
Again I repeat: REAL creationists don't make these kinds of arguments, they are strawman and they are misleading millions
xXsakkelaoXx 1 month ago
@xXsakkelaoXx Yes, I saw your "maths". I believe much is missing, and out of context, making the exact wording you posted somewhat illegible. I would proceed to refute your claim, but as I assume neither of us is an astrophysicist, I will end the conversation here with this:
We will each research to find the answer we want to see. We will not agree. Thank you for your time, and I hope we can remain civil and peaceful.
fowlfables 1 month ago
@fowlfables you choose to believe that? it isn't my maths, although I lay it forth, it is real creationist maths, with it's ground in reality. This guy is taking so many people away from christ and I feel sorry for him when he meets our creator. His strawman arguments are from ignorance and not from the creationists I know about.
xXsakkelaoXx 1 month ago
@xXsakkelaoXx a lot of them are directly from creationists. and by the way, you don't "know" that you're right. for all you know islam could be the truth.
robokill387 1 month ago
@robokill387 Not by looking at evidence no, evidence can leed people to the truth and I KNOW what is around me and what is observed, but yes, there might be some undiscovered religion that fits reality better than the bible, but it's ofcourse "undiscovered"
xXsakkelaoXx 1 month ago
@xXsakkelaoXx Having fun with your invisible buddies? Do they tell you that your the one who is right, be damned the facts?
personEks 1 month ago
@xXsakkelaoXx wrong. a strawman is a misrepresented version of a person's beliefs, not an argument that "real" creationists don't use, and it also doesn't refer to an actual person, it refers to a type of logical fallacy. so, not only don't you understand what a strawman is, you've actually commited it yourself by misrepresenting the strawman argument fallacy. and on top of that, you've commited the "no true scotsman" fallacy too!
robokill387 1 month ago
@robokill387 You might be right, I don't know, I havn't googled the definition, but from previous arguments "strawman" has been misinterpreting or saying that your counterpart is using an argument he hasn't used and then proceed to discuss why he is wrong.
xXsakkelaoXx 1 month ago
This vid had me laughing 14 seconds in with the moon going around backwards. I can't remember laughing that hard in recent history.
Theatheosis 1 month ago
I suck at math, but even I know 4 x 3 is 12. That's right--just 12.
Just did the work on my calculator. Even my trusty calculator says 4 x 3 is 12.
Sapphira79 1 month ago
@Sapphira79 Can your results be duplicated?
SpookyJohnathan 1 month ago
@SpookyJohnathan
Use any calculator near you to multiply 4 X 3 and see what the answer is. ;)
Sapphira79 1 month ago
the comment below me is talking abot consuela (the spanish maid from family guy) prety clever joke, i will give him a chuckle for it :D
scribbie145 1 month ago
the moon IS the death star... it only got a bit of dust on it after they fired Consuela.
DSkaz89 2 months ago
@DSkaz89 Haha xD Wish it was true
mimikawaii7386 1 month ago
I believe that the death star SUPREME is pulling it with it's tractor beams.
zoidberg96913 2 months ago
This made me laugh soo much!! WARNING CREATIONIST MATH!!!! XD
<3
SuperAlexLeigh 2 months ago
I loved the to-scale earth+moon visualization, i think i never seen one that would truly be in scale regarding all the sizes and distances, thank you for that :)
MidnightSt 2 months ago
this was hilarious! thank you so much :D you made by day thunderf00t :)
0jowe 2 months ago
Rather cloudless earth XD
Soetman 2 months ago
I sure wish I could walk/run at 600 MPH and leap over skyscrapers with a single bound, though. :(
Eriance 2 months ago
@MarkDavis94 You didn't really take my previous post serious, did you?
DonMezzo 2 months ago
@DonMezzo Poe's Law :D
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Kent Hovind is in jail because he was trying to warn the world that their is a dark agenda out there that aims at destroying the morality of every man woman and child making them into beasts. In fact Darwinism states that we evolved from mere beasts. God says you should hold your head up because you have been given free will by an all powerful all wise and all loving Creator. Jesus answered "Woe to them who worship the Created (Monkeys/Primates) rather then the Creator."
JamesRideout123 2 months ago
Man, that creationist maths bit was fucking hilarious.
EclecticSceptic 3 months ago
@EclecticSceptic WARNING!!!! CREATIONIST MATH!!!
MrMollusk7 2 months ago
0*0=1
1*1=2
1*2=34
2*2=35
2*3=42
3*3=9001
>prove me wrong
DonMezzo 3 months ago
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MarkDavis94 2 months ago
@MarkDavis94 Jesus christ, have you never heard of sarcasm?
EclecticSceptic 2 months ago
@DonMezzo
Haha I read this at first and thought "what funky base system is he using to get this", then I realized that you just made up numbers.
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Conservative Christian Logic: /watch?v=UDBYGXWMAOw
csmcmillion 3 months ago
The Pale Blue Dot - A Tribute to Carl Sagan ( watch?v=KMjEVG2rrFQ ) I think this video really complements the point ThunderF00t is trying to make in this video at 1:45.
CarsNemoFan 3 months ago
creationist maths make me lolz.
i mean, if you accept that the earth is only 6-10 thousand years old, its not a big leap to assume 3X4=1230 .
MoralRapist 4 months ago
"yup, they multiplied 4 by 3 and got 1,200." Your delivery is brilliant! hahahahahaha! That is going to be my response for all fails.
PatriFilioque 4 months ago
4.1Billion x 3 = 1.23Trillion or 1230 Billion
That is the power of God people.
Lashb1ade 4 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@Lashb1ade That made absolutely no sense.
MrAnthonyfilms 4 months ago
@MrAnthonyfilms its humor, he's poking fun at the fact that god (if he does exist (which he doesn't (in my opinion))) can't do maths.
TheAnimeXIII 4 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@TheAnimeXIII
I wonder about that.
What if God played Spore? (pirated, mind you) Obsessively? And he kept the shades closed playing in the dark? Maybe spending a few weeks indoors with pizza rolls and cream soda, creating all manner of works, not knowing how many days went by each time?
Lack of sleep could explain his antisocial tendencies, like genocide and babykilling. :D
KajexFiredrake 4 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@Lashb1ade I don't get it... Explain!
RazorsEdge9K 4 months ago
@RazorsEdge9K i think hes emphasizing how poorly the creationists fucked up their maths
lordrazr 4 months ago
maybe the reflectors are just receding, thats what i thought
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The tides? YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
H0tkebab 4 months ago
touch me.
fuzzytangent 4 months ago
hey listen i've so far seen 20 of your videos, most of them great, but on this one you don't make quite a case. you repeated 3 times that creationists can't multiply, but 4,1 billion times 3 is 1230 billions, not 120
gonzaOu 5 months ago
@gonzaOu
4.1 billion times 3 is 12.3 billion, dumbass. Whip out a calculator if you don't believe me.
TheZooCrew 5 months ago
@gonzaOu not sure if trolling............ or just stupid.
morpheuskibbe 5 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@gonzaOu Are you a retard? it's 4.(point)1 billion you idiot. 4.1x3 is 12.3 ffs
ZeSharkz 5 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@gonzaOu I'm not going to jump on the wagon, I'm just hoping you're trolling...
kmikl 5 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@gonzaOu I'm not going to jump on the wagon, I'm just hoping you're trolling...
kmikl 5 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@gonzaOu No 4.1 billion x 3 is 12.3 billion.
bokkabokk 5 months ago
If there is a god why is he always asking us for money? You would think a being such as this who created heaven and earth, not to mention the whole universe would have a better grip on his finances.
Alski707 5 months ago
Maybe they are looking at the Earth from the south pole?
TheCaptainD82 5 months ago
"The amazing ability of creationists to multiple 3 by 4 and get 1,200 does not constitute a compelling proof of why evolution is flawed." Extremely well put sir.
jarzhinio 5 months ago
I don't get how the topic of the moon and its orbit relates to evolution... which is more of a biology subject...
chrism4n14 6 months ago
@chrism4n14 It's an attempt to show that the Earth-moon system is younger than currently thought. If the moon were receding at 3" per year (it isn't) AND if that rate were constant since the beginning (certainly not) then the system is only a few hundreds of millions of years old, not billions.
This is like saying if the Queen of Sheba had a beard, she'd be the King. And it is of course no help at all to the hapless morons who say the system is only 6 000 years old.
puffin51 6 months ago
Don't forget ! NOT ONE Amputee has ever had a limb grow back!! Why does GOD HATE on the disabled?? We're supposed to be fighting for Christianity,but GOD gives no rewards to the religious that have died due to HOLY WARS.Their have been MILLIONS,upon MILLIONS die for GOD,and God does NOT acknowledge their sacrifice! The only Sacrifice that matters in GODS MIND is MONEY, and killing your child!!
MrAmericanzombie 6 months ago
@MrAmericanzombie Why does god only punish people with earthquakes if they live on fault lines? I want to see an earthquake :(
Brazilboy101 6 months ago
Why do we refuse to realize that this is a world of SCIENCE! It's been proven over,and over that SCIENCE has much more use here than a religion that's never done ONE thing for thousands of years!! Today we have the Catholic church saying they have 88 confirmed miraclesr(IN THEIR MIND ANYWAYS!! Ppl travel thousands of miles to drink the SUPPOSED HOLY WATER!Since the beginning of the 1900's they've had approx.,9 million people drink,and ONLY 88 MIRACLES?? That's power ball odds of being cured!
MrAmericanzombie 6 months ago
@MrAmericanzombie The miracles are true! I had Appendicitis, so I went there! It worked!
Sorry, I forgot to mention that I went to the hospital and had my appendix removed with a machine being controlled by doctors. Also they put me to sleep so I wouldn't have endure the pain. Science.
Brazilboy101 6 months ago
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How can someone get to be so off on their mathematics? Anyone could do that in their head. But I guess the excuse for Creationists is their ability to be an incompetent sack o' shit when it comes to thinking.
pat5168 6 months ago
im beginning to feel that religious people are just adults that act like children.
naturalistmind 6 months ago
I love this :D
TheLordSod 6 months ago
If only bibles taught math
bharper2011 6 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists - Thunderf00t
thank you 4 this video :)
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TheServiceWeb 6 months ago
Of course the creationist would have Pearl Jam, I mean, Fuel, I mean, Daughtry, I mean, Nickelback, I mean, Creed, playing in their video.
CaptSeriouspants 6 months ago
"whoa, fatal creationist mistake, they have attempted to use numbers." ROFL XD
sexyvalentines 6 months ago
@sexyvalentines Agreed. Plus you mean ROFLWSST (role on floor laughing while somehow still typing) :)
Hoganply 6 months ago
being able to multiply 3x4 makes me a hotshot?
dudethatsmyhat 6 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@dudethatsmyhat I guess so . Feels pretty good doesn't it !? lol
420gma 6 months ago
tide comes in, tide goes out... Thunderf00t can explain that!
rattenpack101 6 months ago
Creationist math for the fail
OilyAlmond 6 months ago
no, in that video, the moon is passing over the poles, something it doesn't do. It is not a question of where you are sitting
ehgvideos 7 months ago
I like your videos but "the moon is orbiting in the wrong direction" ?maybe that's dependent upon where you're sat?
dwellshere 7 months ago
The moon orbiting in the wrong direction??
stvnblmr1 7 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@stvnblmr1
You'll see the "planets spin the wrong direction" arguments grouped with this one. This is because creationists don't understand cosmology. They think the Big Bang was an explosion of rock and the planets and the moon are chunks of this explosion. It would be funny if it wasn't sad.
TheZooCrew 7 months ago
Astrophysics hurts behind my face... lol
TheOmegadusk 7 months ago
THumbs up if you 302 view!
AlexRaveloTV 7 months ago
@AlexRaveloTV HAHAHAHA
samuel930807 7 months ago
the creationist math made me laugh so hard
gregslife7 7 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
lmao with the matrix insert, i love it. bravo. just as i thought, intelligent people are naturally good at comedy. keep making these videos.
zenmaher 7 months ago
...I know I missed something, where did he get the creationist math at 5:17 and on?
NachyoLulz5596 7 months ago
@NachyoLulz5596
Wait, nevermind, the 200 factor part, I get it.
NachyoLulz5596 7 months ago
3x4=1,200! XD bahahaha
J27Delight 7 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@J27Delight I'm quite sane and not a creationist, Just to play devils advocate for a moment, there can be confusion caused by the term Billion.
Historically:
10^3 = Thousand
10^6= million
10^9 = thousand million
10^12= billion
10^15= thousand billion
10^18= million billion
10^21= trillion
In the us system (billion being used in place of thousand million, and trillion being used to replace billion) politicians like this as it sounds more sensational
Therealmiracleworker 4 months ago
@Therealmiracleworker
That "historic" system is retarded and there's no excuse for "confusion" except for willful ignorance. Thunderfoot is British himself and doesn't make that mistake. In addition, this mistake isn't made if the makers of the rather childish "Proof Evolution is False" video remained consistent with themselves, so the labels are meaningless.
TheZooCrew 4 months ago
@TheZooCrew FWIW I agree with most of your argument, its a shame the first 5 words let you down so badly. Also for correctness the long hand system is not used so often in Britain any more, its more continental.
Therealmiracleworker 3 months ago
@Therealmiracleworker Well, wikipedia clears it up.
en. wikipedia. org/ wiki/ Long_and_ short_scales
All English countries now use the 10^9 as a billion. Ever since the 70s. America has always. Most of the rest of the anglophone countries followed. Unfortunately creationists have taken a vow to not read any literature published since the 1800s, so they're a bit behind the times. This is how they can likewise say there are no transitional fossils and genetics can't allow speciation.
spitelobite 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
The mind-numbing stupidity contained in this video actually caused some of my less secure brain cells to commit suicide. I'm worse off having watched it.
KingOfWaffles 7 months ago
@KingOfWaffles Im sure you had lost all of your braincells, this video just brought few of them back.
IvorianSlam 7 months ago
even if they had perfect calculations it still won't prove crap
SchizoCarpetBeater 7 months ago
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Please, please correct your calculation in part 3. that creationists math stuff seems kinda ironic with your 10 km/s = 300 times the speed of sound there..
Belgianmeth 7 months ago
Question for the creationists. What the fuck does orbital mechanics have to do with evolution anyway!?
Spocktacular96 7 months ago
am i the only one who herd creed?
TheYllus 8 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
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TheYllus 8 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
so how then does 1 + 1 equal window??
sn0wchyld 8 months ago
yay! I learned something. has anyone done the math on the slowing of the earth's rotation to see if the acceleration of the moon matches it?
htomerif 8 months ago
I guess somebody was listening to "One last breath".
LPikeno 8 months ago
You sound like Carl Sagan. Especially when you mentioned how far the image was from the earth and moon.
Dweltpanic 8 months ago
well the thing is they multiplied 3x4.1 not just 3x4. that's how they got that answer
DarkLady1313 8 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
@DarkLady1313 You are kidding right? 3x4 = 12.
3x4.1=12.3 NOT 1200!!!!!!!! Please say you were trolling. Please....
yoogeo1 7 months ago
@yoogeo1 half asleep lol sorry for my bad math
DarkLady1313 7 months ago
to anyone who is interested in the science stuff (like the tidal bit) watch 'sixtysymbols' videos and learn science, theyre not making shit up!
ConnorXV 8 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
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Thunderf00t you are a legend.
NANOFORGE 8 months ago
good vid thunderfoot. and by the way, those mirrors mentioned at 01:00 are the most definitive proof that we DID land on the moon. you can go at a facility tomorrow and bounce a laser off them. so up yours conspiracy theorists!
whenthesumis41 8 months ago
@whenthesumis41 no God put them there to prove that evolutionists are wrong because only God can go into space and place tiny mirrors on the moon. which he put there...obviously :P (I've been brainwashed)
ConnorXV 8 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
I found an exceptional amount of lulz in this video. I am not wasting my afternoon by watching the first 20 parts of these, I have truly made something of it. Learning is fun. :D
Itallgoes2me 8 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
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early planetoid impacts earth stripping away most of its outer crust and en lodging it's already iron core with more iron. debris from impact forms moon.
less crusts allows for less dense water to build up on surface(75%water surface)
all that iron enables string magnetic field(more sustainable to life)
fucktardickis 8 months ago
whoaaa, pause, fatal creationist mistake, they have attempted to use NUMBERS :O
lmao xD
diabl2master 9 months ago
@diabl2master nope, given the fact that they believe in something equivalent to believing that the distance from new york to san francisco is about 28 feet SHOULD tell you not to believe in ANY numbers they put up. lol
ImAnotherZang 9 months ago
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mxlexrd 9 months ago
@mxlexrd Heaven is hell. you've been deceived.
mattshark100 8 months ago
@mattshark100 He's joking.
remyrabbit 8 months ago
@remyrabbit Oh well my bad.
mattshark100 8 months ago
@mxlexrd You fail at life and thinking for ur self ^^ Your religion thinks for you so you can stay mindles
lucasvandam 8 months ago
thegreatthunderf00t's response to creationism:
"Stupidity is not a way of knowing things."
Mualkoth 9 months ago
why does everything on the moon look like a toy model?
wiiagent 9 months ago
So is the moon accelerating in its orbit?
oasiac 9 months ago
Actually, 3x the speed of sound is the speed of a rifle round. Your average Pistol bullet is only a little faster than the speed of sound - a human can easily out run it.
vk45de 9 months ago
Holy crap, the sirens at 5:14 scared the shit out of me.
Aviii 9 months ago
Great video.
Keep up the good work, open some eyes.
Too many people are living in a delusion.
Teaching religious faith to children is a crime against humanity.
The victims become the perpetrators; when they grow up.
They really don't know any better, they think they are correct when they spread their ignorant delusions.
legion1a 9 months ago
How does the moon prove anything to do with evolution?! -.-
diabl2master 9 months ago
How the hell do they figure that bullets are ineffective weapons? Let me take a gun, fire it, and watch you dodge it. No? I suppose creationists are sensible on the lowest possible level. by the way; even if this was correct, in what way is evolution disproved?
trequor 9 months ago
@trequor
It isn't. The first and foremost fault of creationists is their inability to use proper definitions. To them, evolution = physics, cosmology, chemistry, atheism, and maybe a bit of biology.
TheZooCrew 9 months ago
Every human, every nation, every religion lived on that spinning little dot. ???????? Sounds a bit Carl Sagan to me. lol
stevjen1 9 months ago in playlist Why do people laugh at creationists?
RIP Carl Sagan
1:50
dlite922 10 months ago
Evolution is a scientific theory, so it is science. but don't be confused, science is not belief or speculation, its not a way of thinking.. it's simply a method. a way of doing things based on evidence,, something creationists know nothing about
bonoboe 10 months ago
Creationist don't believe in math, either. BTW, How the fuck is the moon suppose to disprove evolution in any way?
Pagweb 10 months ago
@Pagweb
You're getting at yet another problem with creationists...they don't really understand anything about science. Most of them think evolution somehow involves the Big Bang, the age of Earth, abiogenesis, and heat death. This is dishonest, straw man-type behavior for some, unreal ignorance for others.
TheZooCrew 10 months ago
@TheZooCrew That's right, they think that evolution and "Darwinism" are synonyms for science. And if you try to explain to them that "evolution isn't science" they are going to mine quote the hell out of you.
Pagweb 10 months ago
@Pagweb
Careful. Evolution is absolutely science. There's no such thing as "Darwinism." That word seeks to reduce evolution to a philosophy. It's an extremely robust scientific theory.
TheZooCrew 10 months ago
@TheZooCrew I understand, and I think is sad you fail to understand my point. Anyway, I completely agree with you.
Pagweb 10 months ago
@Pagweb
I understand your point, but no sane person should ever say that evolution isn't science. It didn't seem like you were quoting a creationist when you said that.
TheZooCrew 10 months ago
@TheZooCrew What I try to say is that evolution is not physics, chemistry, or general science. Evolution only deals with diversity of species; but when you try to explain to creationist they misquote you. I know evolution is a scientific fact; but the word evolution doesn't mean science.
Pagweb 10 months ago