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  • XD

  • "...but then I switched to soldier. Because being an engineer is for pussies."

  • 183 people don't know how to be an Engi without the support of a Pyro.

  • Why do the top comments always have to be people who cant type normally.

    Seriously, comercial? becuase? BELIVE? And it doesnt make sense, he said: But then he set me on fire! People. Just double-check your comment before pressing enter.

    Is it that hard?

  • :D

  • @shadowmon801, screw your gay jokes

  • 183 people were killed with an axe.

  • Calling that number.

  • The pyros voice actor must have been a professional. It sounded almost exactly like him!

  • 19 Refined Metal to urn around that dispenser? Yea, money well spent! - BLU Scout

  • I used to be a spy checker, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • and if you dont call i will kill you. with my axe. no im serious ill f***king do it. lol

  • AND NOW, I'M IN A COMMERCIAL FOR SOME REASON.

  • Team Viagra

  • 1:16 lol

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  • lol...erect

  • I buyed spy check 30 times :3

  • @Bonk684 *bought

  • I got 99 problems but sappin ain't one, if you got dispenca problems I feel bad for you son...

  • @Denil444 If you were killed by an axe, how do you know you are in a comercial?

  • .... Its called an Spycicle

  • I called the 1-800 number on the screen....i got arrested..

  • if you dont call in the next 15 mins i will kill you... with my axe. No im serious!

  • its spyagra

  • ...THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY! :D

  • engie: ... and now im in a comercial for some reason :/

    me LOL

  • As a professional spychecker, I can verify that our services do work with the release of the spycicle! We have equipped our professionals with sharpened mailboxes, hammers, and rakes to keep spies away when fire doesn't work.

  • I have 99 problems but a spy sapping my dispenser isn't one

  • I used to have problems keeping my dispenser erect,so i switched to soldier cuz engies are pussies.

    P.S Then i swithched to heavy cuz soldier kills himself with his rockets

    P.S Then i switched to scout cuz heavy is too slow

    P.S Then i swiched to pyro cuz the scout is a pussy

    P.S Then i switched to spy cuz i couldn;t say anything as pyro

    P.S Then i switched to denoman cuz spy has an ugly french accent.

    P.S Then i switched to spectators cuz i was trolled by rasists(deno is a lil too black).

  • 2:29 all ccharacters

  • well its better than the real commercials :/

  • Spelled Guaranteed wrong.

  • @joshgrrr Still a good video though.

  • why do people call spy spu ???

  • i didnt call becuase i didnt belive it then i was killed by an axe and now im in a comercial for some reason

  • hey buddy i am a engi aaaaaaa!!!! spy!

  • huh huhh huhhh huh..huh huh huh huh.huhuhuh

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  • I CALLED!!!!!!

  • my channel for tf2 gameplay/trading

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  • I didn't call,so i got hit by a axe in the knee.

  • 1-800-HUR-DURR

  • Totally agree with solly

  • What is the music at the end ?

  • toooo can :)

  • just genious

    

  • How does someone remove a video's ability to be flagged as spam? What if they post something perverted!? Thanks for that image you put in my head, you made it difficult for me to actually erect a diapenser in-game.

  • 1:58 repeatedly

  • (insert penis joke here)

  • 179 people didn't call in the next 15 minutes

  • If You Dont Call in the next 15 minutes, i will kill you, with my axe, im serious, i will fucking do it.

  • 177 people are spies

  • LOL

  • awesome!

  • This is awesome

  • l hate spies

  • an spycheck, do they have a housewrecker? in chase the dispenser still get sapped? :3

  • I use to have spy checker, but then spy sap my sentry....

  • No thank you. 19 refined metal is basically a hat. And I am the spy.

    Other thoughts: can you please add me as your referrer in a app called "apptrailers"? Its a legit app that let's you get gift card of your choice over time by watching commercials. My name is Yahboiiii. You get 50 points if you refer me by the way. Thank you if you do it.

  • i hate pyros

  • lolol

    eginer: AINT THAT RIGHT BUDDY

    spy:(shakes head u and down)

  • 175 people didnt call the phone line

  • I used to be trouble free with my despenser problems like y'all.. Then my dispenser took an arrow from the huntsman.

  • vgcats(dot)com/comics/?strip_i­d=262

    :D

  • heck yes no more spy sap mah stuff because i call this spy check guy

  • hum mun mum num hu nu mu hu mum did you get that?

  • *throws a match down on the carpet*

    spy check!

    *house burns down*

    no spies here!

  • Why to bleep the pyro?U wouldnt even fucking understand him! :3

  • @FlYeRbUmPeR That's the whole point.

  • Hiring pyro to guard engineer buildings!

  • and what about spy crab?

  • @gipi6 there already extinct

  • I didn't call and he killed me. With his axe.

  • @TheMuhalefet Y U LIVE?

  • @Suldo3 I am a ghost.

  • I love this...mainly because im a spy checker xD

  • *grabs spycicle*

  • I didn't call in fifteen minutes, so you have yet to find me and cut my legs off

  • Next commercial should be Spy-cicle 8D

  • lol but then i switched to soldier because being an engieneer is for pussies!!!!

  • And then he lit his wifes hair on fire and yelled spy check

  • 19 freaking ref ...

  • Meet The Sapper Removing Wrench!

  • LOL

  • 2:18 hilarious

  • IM THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING

  • they censored the pyro swear

  • that guy's a prick...i'm not calling him >__>

  • munumph muUuu mphumuh mumuph ^^

  • So one refined metal is 18 weapon, times that by 19..... Oh so i have to die nearly 1000 times to get all those weapons, now how am i gonna do it in the next 15 minutes.....

  • YEAH TOAST

  • uhmm.... im running with my phone and the pyro is sirious, he will fcking kill you.. with his axe... hes behind me xd

  • . . . I think she should be concerned if there's a spy "sapping" her engineers "Dispenser"

  • Like this comment or I will kill u with my axe  No really I'll do it. That's it. (grabs axe conditioner)

  • @sonicfan808 .....

  • i could get buds for that !

  • 19 Refined metal... OH SH-

  • pyro is a biagra XD

  • And then the Spycicle happened.

  • @Ryusuta and then all spy check will be equiped with homewrecker

  • lol did anyone get the line at the start of the movie XD DISFUNCTIONAL SAPPED DISPENSER :D

  • because being and engineer is for pussies

  • That number is a spy!

  • *Calls 1-800-HURR-DURR*

  • And if you don't call, I will kill you. With my axe. No, I;m serious, I'll f***ing do it, So call now!

  • lol

  • engineer for noobs

  • i have spycicle,and pyro do not kill me >:D

  • Ain't that right body ?

    *Disguised spy shakes his head* xD

  • so i switched soldier because being an engeneer is for pussies

  • "Being an Engineer, is for Pussies"

  • WTF?FRIKIN 19 REFIINED METAL?go to hell*sees shipping and handling*ARE U KIDDING!

    time to go scam some noobs then!

  • If you don't like this comment,I will kill you,with my axe

    No i'm serious ill f**king do it!*grabs axtinguisher*

  • if i you don't call in fifteen minutes..i will kill with my axe..no im serious...i'll fucking do it..so call now.. Hmmmm............Really?

  • i called the phone line.

  • no ill f*****ing do it

  • You could try hitting it with a wrench, but that might hurt a bit :s

  • lol

  • Couldn't a little Viagra fix that? I mean, you don't need a guy in a mask with a flamethrower watching over your erect dispenser.

  • 19 refined? thats like *DOES MATH* A TEAM SPIRIT BILLS HAT!

  • I will kill you... With my axe... No, I'm serious.... I'll f***king do it.... WELL GO AHEAD BITCH! SEE HOW A FUCKING BULLET GIVES YOUR BACK A BAD DAY!

  • I'd buy it.

  • 2:00

    Someone should tern that into a Spray Gif

    Be awesome hahah

  • can I pay with Scrap Metal?

  • I want a pyro pet

  • thumbs up if u ACTUALLY tried ringing the number.

  • 1:18 Um engineer, the dispenser supplies you with METAL. -.-

  • @Codymixmasta

    Not immediately, you leave to get more metal to upgrade your dispenser, dimwit.

  • Mmph!

    Mmph mmph.

    End of story.

  • And if you don't call in the next fifteen minutes

    I will kill you

    With my axe

    No, I'm serious

    I'll f***ing do it

  • I use to be a Sad Engineer like you, but then I took a pyro to the dispenser.

  • 1:50 best story

  • LOL I PAUSED THE VIDEO AND IN THE BACKROUND 1:03 THERES A PYRO HOLDING A DEAD SPY LOL

  • @RazeDrow He looks to be doing a bit more than holding a dead spy...

  • @RazeDrow Humping*

  • @RazeDrow you mean dragging

  • @sillyimpling You Meen Fucking, Look Close

  • @RazeDrow more like dry hump

  • @RazeDrow surreee..... "holding" ;)

  • @RazeDrow yeah... holding...

  • @RazeDrow If by holding you mean BUTT FUCKING, then yes you are correct...

  • @RazeDrow Nah , hes putting sumthin erect into the spys ah... teleporter ^^

  • I'm phoning that number NOW!!!

  • Ok, want to know if meet the pyro has been made yet? GO TO tf2.com, then you'll see. GODDAMMIT!

  • dispenser erectile dysfunction... what?

  • if the soldier thinks engineer is for pussies he hasnt played tf2 before

  • Spycicle =P

    I laughed at the soldier bit XD

  • 19 REFINED METAL??!!!

    i want my inventory back...

  • 166 ppl did'nt call within the next 15 seconds

  • And if Valve dosent Upload a meet the pyro Video. I will kill you, With my axe,

    No Im serious Ill F***ing do it.

  • 1-800-HURR-DURR xDD :D

  • Clicking on Pyro as a character for the first time should lead to this video before able to play :D

  • "But then i switched to soldier!Because being a vagineer is for pussies!"

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  • Did any one see the pyro at 1:03

  • @SuchAToole LOL i saw it

  • LOVE THE END

  • omg i laughed so hard xDDD

  • best evar

  • spycicle in a nutshell

  • 19 REFINED METAL? go to hell.

  • lol for solder 

  • lol thats a real # at the end :D

  • Dispenser erectile dysfunction XD!

  • did anyone saw pyro rapping the spy at 1:03 ?

  • @fjcozarb HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!!

  • I actually called 1-800-HUR-HUR and got the Fire Depot.

  • Shit Shit! I need to call them before 15 minuets

  • I called and it was a sex porn horn girl club number. o-o

  • @Codymixmasta sweet ima call it now

  • lol, the engineer's overall pins look like penises that are more erect than his.

  • WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BLEEP A PYRO! YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND HIM ANYWAYS!