Pablo Francisco - Bits and Pieces - Part 5

[BbyGorgeous318]

DOES ANY ONE KNOWS IF HE HAS NEW VIDEOS!?

[TrueDominguez]

haha i put it his voice reminds me of duke nuken manhattan project 

[PalaTwinkPwnAge]

I fucking love his arnold schwarznegger voice! :DD

[sonofsatan100]

sub zero... rosa gonzalez

[Gibbito25]

Here you wanna touch it?... You wanna touch my ding dong?

Lmao!

[thunderingred458]

GET DOWN AGAIN.  xD

[kristofferson89]

did anyone notice the camera angles made it more dramatic?

[HonorMe69]

at 0:54 i lost it.

[Evasius]

voice over guy = Optimus Prime voice (peter Cullen):

watch?v=_i6x7U8ON9A

[rpace1]

@Evasius Nope, not even close. Its Don LaFontaine. RIP

[shukshuk]

You wanna be in the show right? You wanna be in the show XD

[BantomBoy]

Arnold Schwerscheniger is ''NOOOOO!!!''....... Little Tortilla Boy! :D haha

[TheMetalMeltdown]

you wanna be in the show, right? you wanna be in the show.

[TDK293]

One Way In, No Way Out. :D

[crazyshit8]

Pablo fransisco is the only comedian that does impressions. I like dane cook but he doesnt do impressions that pablo does. He approuches the audience as if he were talking to them in conversation. Pablo doesnt do that he speaks in senteces

[naimihero]

@crazyshit8 everyone speaks in sentances. the only way not to speak in sentances is to say one word.

[deathbymugging]

And then I realized why I found the movie guy joke so familiar, WTF dane cook?

[exploremagic23]

@deathbymugging Dude, Dane Cook's joke is not even similar to this. And he doesn't even do the voice. And just because Pablo Francisco did a joke about the movie guy, no one else can do a joke about the same topic? Give me a break. You know how many comedians do jokes about the New York subway, does that mean they're all ripping each other off? no...it just means its a very popular topic. God, it's become so generic to make fun of Dane Cook on any stand up video now.

[deathbymugging]

@exploremagic23 Chill the fuck out man. I was just saying that I heard this from Dane Cook before, I'm not sure on which gig he did it, but I'm pretty sure I heard it from somewhere before. I wasn't hating on Dane. >_> I was just sayin, geez.

[amored95]

Comming Soon..............

[N3verSoft]

Get down again!

[eggtiny99]

Sub Zero......Rosa Gonzalez!!

[electrolyteKaosiz]

I can't believe these kids these days.



[4everlovinmyboys]

No! Hands Off! Get Away! scratch....

[garzito27]

Here...you wanna touch it?

[fumingwoolfie]

The preview guy is coming soon xD

[M1bigpenis]

hahaha hold my baby

[DshIzNiTz21]

i took some fart spray to the face!!!! thumbs up if you have.

[jrwany]

oh..oh...oh......coming soon XD

[shotartist]

Pablo is one talented mother fucker

[Richbaltazar]

Cumming Soon!!!! :)

[chocoholicSISTA263]

his done this tortilla joke before but its still funny..:)

[chocoholicSISTA263]

rosa gonzalez

[Jenkkimie]

coming soon :D

[JewTrain95]

"Here, hold my baby"

[culokristof]

0:56 XD *woosh* Sub Zero... Rosa Gonzalez :D

[playaninja1]

You wanna be on the show, right?

[lovelyki16]

@TxiDrvr I Was Just Doin' Dha Lil Sound Effect & Just Dha Lil Sayin' ../

[100deidara001]

i wanna see that movie, sounds good

[lovelyki16]

" Here Yu Wana Touch It ? " LOL !

[lovelyki16]

"RAER Hold My Baby ! " LOL .

[TxiDrvr]

@lovelyki16 I Believe its "Here hold my baby."

[subassees]

Funniest guy ever hands down

[ItachiU29]

6:10 the tortilla boy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Funniest thing ever!!!

[MADDOG6400]

AH.. AHH.. AHHHH.. Coming soon.

[Nicki181987]

Hold my baby!

[TheNikolaoskar]

ONE WAY IN NO WAY OUT, HURRY UP HURRY UP AHH AHH AHHHH COMMING SOON ! LMFAO

[mrhrvat321]

@TheNikolaoskar its cumming soon

[str8out]

He's second only to George Carlin.

[Roxas42124]

"AH! AH!!! AHHH!!!!!........Coming soon...."

I love how he could keep a straight face saying that. XD

[bkoizumi]

i met his wife.. she is.. oh my god.. she is.... FIIIIINEEEEEE!

[SgtMiicah]

12 people knew too much and went too far.

[xXGoNcAzXx]

12 people dont know what puta is :D if u knew...

[jenni00005]

4:08 xD hahahahahaha

[jenni00005]

4:08 xD

[pissdotpoor]

i love pablo

[bsnatch101]

sub zero rosa gonzalez omg to funny looooooool

[TinMan1326]

0:30 i thought it was my cat

[gothdoll101]

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT MOVIE. AHAHAHA

[666hatemail]

there should be a warning on this that says,"Will cause severe laughing @ a dangerous level."

[mrplatinum96]

"like someone really attacks you like this, X come 'ere!"

[MelisaMisfit]

rosa gonzalez :DDDD

[swissgar1]

I don't know who this guy is, but i want him and his tortillas... Dead

[MrAxinas]

So she called you a puta? How long's she been callin' you a puta? She be callin' me a puta, since thrid grade! (I laughed my ass of, at his cat impression xD)

[dagitoow]

You wanna be in the show right? you wanna be in the show hahaha sick :P

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

So she called you a puta.

[dr4gg1n]

@PimpyMcHoSmack

How.....h....how long has she been calling you a puta?

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

@dr4gg1n She been callin me a puta since third grade!!! ;.;

[dr4gg1n]

@PimpyMcHoSmack maybe you should throw chingasos pew pew pew pow smack :D

[ledzeppelin2468]

GET DAOWN

GET DAOWN AGAIN

GET DAOWN FOR A THIRD TIME

[MrMaxhtic10]

...cumming soon :P

[whydillan]

elo papi!

[willmymon]

lol omg i hope big bird aint got aids

[jjohnson218]

i am half mexican and i approve

[kakuzu2099]

HURRY UP

HURRY UP!!

AH

AHH

AHHHHH

cumming soon. hahahahahahhaahah

[22121954am]

iv watched over 10 videos he says the exact same things over and over again

[imrickjamesiii]

@22121954am yeah he uses some of the same jokes in different performances but theyre still funny as fuck

[AwesomeDIL]

AHH.. AHHHHH.. AAAAAH... coming soon. LOL!!!!

[6721leoboy]

Lol

[LocoJoe]

The passion... In your eyes... Burns with desire...

[kagome966]

Coming soon XD

[Denimatron503]

Sub Zero

Rosa Gonzales!

[mmalta5]

does anybody know the name of the tune at the end of the video?

[MrBimBim11]

lol 0:30 cat noise FTW

[tonip420]

BRAVO....this was a funny ass special!!!!!

[ShawnWeindorf]

"Here hold my baby." Hahahaha

[joeyfan1]

@haxbuster: he made a cat sound for the fighting.

[gothdoll101]

@haxbuster aka Catfight~!

[gothdoll101]

BEST LIVE ACTION TRAILER EVARR. AHAHA

[ZeldaAndLinkz]

Oh man this guy is freaking hilarious hahaha

[wonszlol]

Coming soon xD

[W1nstonas]

AHHH AHHH AHHHH!!! coming soon! LOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

[obingear]

I would most definitely watch little tortilla boy

[zakovics]

GET DOWN!!!!

GET DOWN AGAIN!!!!!!!

[GSJacket]

"Hello daddy" :p

[completelyrock]

I watched the Will Sasso's impression of Arnold, and it was probably the worst one ive ever heard... Pablo does it amazingly

[yungtwistproduction]

@completelyrock your an idiot

[completelyrock]

@yungtwistproduction I really don't see how this makes me an idiot... Its my opinion.

[ktr1n3ll]

he is too good :D

[greatestfool87]

Subzero...ROSA GONZALEZ

[tatinutas]

Comming soon xD omg I love that voice

[RikiMartinee]

@tatinutas

He says CUMing soon

[MegaNekke]

"Little tortilla boy." :D love it

[khtwilightgrl72]

This guy is the greatest special effects specialist IN THE WORLD!

[romarado626em]

Here you want to touch it.......you want to touch my ding dong.........You want to be in the show right......

[MrAdman91]

HELLO DADDY!!! I Fuckin Love that...GO TO YOUR ROOM GO TO YOUR ROOM GET OUTTA HERE....GO TO THE CAR

[sprintR]

I love his "girlfriend" voice xD

[TheJuliusJT]

some of the best i've seen!

[javixm]

He's just fantastic at doing voices

[soytjuh]

man o man that's a flawless arnold zwagzenegger impersonation.

[Elfrunner]

@soytjuh

No, not really. You want to hear better impersonations? Check out Will Sasso's Mad TV Arnold Parody and the user MadCrapper67's videos on here about Arnold watching movie trailers.

[exploremagic23]

@Elfrunner Dude that was an opinion, people can have their own opinions, and its a comedy routine he does it all the time, if people enjoy it then leave it alone. No one wants to check out your videos anyway, they're here to watch Pablo Francisco not some other douchebag.

[Elfrunner]

@exploremagic23

Touchy touchy, aren't we? And the difference between a statement and an opinion is this: Comparing Will Sasso to Pablo and still saying Pablo has the flawless Arnold impression is an opinion. Saying Pablo has the flawless opinion when you've heard no one else do it is just a statement for the video. Are you going to make me stop leaving comments here, hm? Because my comment was an opinion. And how are you so sure the other guys are douchebags?

[JackTorranceReDruM]

KICKS ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prod536]

he looks like steve carrel at 3:35..... hahahahahahahaha "Here you wanna touch it"

[ToHellWithReality]

Lol I thought the posters if him at the end were bouncers -_^

[xvetchx]

i like when he says holy shit 4:05

[Jamzmau5]

"hello dadd-y" hahaha

[zachtjulian]

"So she called you puta...how long has she, has she been calling you puta?" LOL

[XxThePainxX]

So frikking awsome :)

[wyz101]

Best stand up video from him.

[Ludacrishtich]

@wyz101 and Ouch! is great too.

[XxRoyalTeddyBearxX]

1:53 xD

NO

HANDS OFF

GET AWAY

*Scratch*

NOT TODAY

KNEE TO THE GROIN

KNEE TO THE GROIN

[BlackV4You]

@XxRoyalTeddyBearxX NOT TODAY...WELL HOW ABOUT TOMORROW???

[quazla90]

don lafontainne

[yuginar]

RIP DON 

[MERSAIDYS1]

O HELLLL NO..''.HOLD MY BABY''..HES SICK WITH THAT...SICK BUT TRUE...LOL

[marintoss]

Don? What is his last name xD?

[Carbolicsmokeball26]

I saw Pablo in New York at Gotham. He was great! Still, my favourite bits are the one with Kermit abusing his power, and the Droopy Dog bit!

[angelhidroponico]

arnold schwaseneiger this summer is WAAAH!  "Little tortilla boy"

[ipablonator]

4:44 : ahaha one way in no way out :) aha

[modest123]

"ah,,, ah,,, coming soon!" that part simply destroyed me XDDDDDDD thumb up for the funniest stand up ever!

[blazikencortez]

kermit isn´t from Sesame Street...

[Jleeluvxxx]

@blazikencortez I think He was more aiming for Burt and Ernie,, One of them sounds exactly like that.

[blackbirdlore]

@Jleeluvxxx God, I have to hear that crap every day: it's Ernie.

[Jleeluvxxx]

@blackbirdlore What Crap?

[blackbirdlore]

@Jleeluvxxx Sesame Street.

[Jleeluvxxx]

@blackbirdlore Ohh so ur saying Sesame Street is crap Aight its all Good Have A nice day Dude Or Dudette :) Peace Out.

[mdc2296]

the freakin cat noise is hillarious! lol

[RangeTE17]

"Hurry up!"

"Ah, ah, ah!"

"coming soon"

lololol, that was my favorite part!

[predato0rdd]

*woosh*

morgan freeman, keanu reeves

they knew too much

"we know too much"

they went too far

"we went too far... he said we went too far man"

HAHHAHAHA I just love him

[bloood29]

GET DOWN. . . GET DOWN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! LITTLE TORTILLA BOY!!!-----------OMFGROFLOLMSO­TFFOMFG!!!!!!!!. . . i had a laughing orgasism when i heard tortilla boy

[Frostytheraverkid]

i fucking love this foo hahahahaha

[JoshOhen92]

One of my favorite comedians of all time!

Love his face at 0:16 lololol

[djthimo]

You wanna be in the show right LOOOOOOL

[MrPastitsios007]

Cumming Soon... FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[Spunkface27]

"So..she called you a puta? how long has she been calling you a puta?"

"She been calling me a puta since third grade!!"

Hahahaha love you Pablo! xD

[teknoenthu]

"can we box this up..she's being a bitch." ROTFGLMAO!!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing! Lmao!!

[teknoenthu]

This guy gives chills down my spine everytime I watch little tortilla boy

[VYP3R22]

his fuking amazing

[luxzg]

Thanks for putting this up, it's great, I love the Tortilla boy! ;D

[CraigRattleHead]

Awesome stuff

[LubYoux33]

Cuming Soon , Lmao !

[elnegomatrix]

"Arnold Schwarzeneger is....Little Tortilla Boy". ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SirPostitNote]

3:33 HAHAHAHA "Here, you wanna touch it?"

[SirPostitNote]

3:34 HAHAHAHA "Here, you wanna touch it?"

[shashley2]

Get down!!

Get down again!!

I love Pablo!! He is the best !!!

:)

[Th3G4m3r1]

Ha. U wanna touch it? lol.

[gdmz29]

the cat noise is CRAZY!

[JoshOhen92]

"Here, you wanna touch it?" he does the best impressions evah!!!1

[iiEatN00bz]

I fucking LOVE Pablo Francisco:) <333 Fucking hilariouss!!!

[alnakhli999]

Coming soon.... HA HA HA!

[andhellomyneighbor]

"hello daddy hello"

"go to your room, go to your room..."

LOL!

[chispo707]

cumming soon!!!!!!!!!!!!

[n0de0ne]

its funny because someone gave him expired pepper spray.. LOL!

[Mrjavier3334]

omfg the most hilarious guy ever!!

[neroxero]

just gotta love that little tortilla boy bit!!!

[INTELECT1984]

get down again lol

[Trippinify]

"One way in, No way out"

Lol

[sexysally67]

BEST COMEDIAN EVERRRRR

[Ghostface526]

0-28 is the best

[armywifeponder]

amazing comedian

[guitarlad24]

going to see him in a month :D

[tomrvn666]

4:28

[tomrvn666]

4:28 is the best

[tomrvn666]

ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhh.................co­ming soon

[iamsamnucca]

sub zero, ROSIE GONZALAS!!!

[Robinpus]

GET DOWN!!

GET DOWN AGAIN!! XDXDXD

[dontdoharm]

1:15-1:40

[Rastalockenglatzkopf]

double the action *shooting...explosions*

triple the excitement "GET DOOOWN!!!"

MORE OF EXCITEMENT: "GET DOWN AGAIN!!!"