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  • 0:43 is hilarious

  • NOT FUNNY THICKO!

  • WOOWWWW.........

  • ...But he's a mormon.

  • both of them should die

  • Not much of a clever ending, but it was nice.

    Saw better moviestorm machinimas though.

  • IT's funny, good direction, the ending was bad

  • lol, im subscribing :D

  • rofl

  • awsome! u hav gud imagination! :)

  • good movie

  • Almost good. Too bad the ending was weak..

  • "I cant take this anymore!" and then he puts the gun behind his head?

  • that was the best movie ive ever seen hahahaha lol :D that was so funny

  • lol that was great

  • umm how did u put 2 charcters i bearly got moviestorm just now

  • @Bahena2 um just click nother person or watch the tutorail.

  • christians don't do that, they mistaken christians for a jehovah's witness. these religions are absolutely different from each other.

  • christinas are dumbasses

  • right on

  • damn straight azns ftw

  • You will not say that in hell!

  • you will not say that when there is nothing after death OWNED

  • lol @ "OWNED". Should i say, good one???? is that what you wanted me to say? lol sorry!

    There will be heaven or hell after death, and you don't want hell.

  • theres is only what peopel think about you after you dies no hell no heaven never 666 is just an number fuck is a word hell is fake heaven is fake everything your 1% stupider mother taught you is fake as hell and heaven u really shouldnt listen and belive in everything you hear

  • How could you possible know that because your mommy and daddy told you and taught you that they were real... just like santa.

  • ummm how bout NO. Because i have faith.

  • Yup just like how you had faith in santa.

  • dude ur dumbass dont say that like the guy above u said u wont say that in hell

  • dude really mind your own business

  • w.e u say bud good day to u

  • roflmao that was a pretty good movie and that christian dude was frikin creepy lolz but good movie :)

  • He put the gun in his head?

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  • finaly something thats not halo.

  • I just noticed there is 666 ratings.

  • lol i no i just noticed wtf

  • funny as hell! 5/5

  • That dude ish creepy o.o

  • MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH

    "Who could that be?"

    Oh...I don't know...the dead guy in your front yard?

    Freakin' hilarious.

  • That was really gay

  • for some reason a lot of the body movements in this movie remind me of the sims 2 lol

  • thou shall not kill BOOM lol great work

  • LOLOLOLOL Athiest ftw.

  • 666

  • Hello. How did you do to the character could grab the gun and shoot? I can not do that did not even grab the gun, much less shoot. You can help me? Thank You. Oh by the way, amazing. Good Work

  • "get of my property" a good old american word,,,,, with some *BanGS* afterwards *bang* *bang* *bang*

  • LOL he holds the bible upside down.

  • why is the Atheist portrayed as the normal/friendly/cool guy and the Christian the freak. Christian arent like this at all.

    Where I live Christians dont go around sticking fliers on cars or do this - just saying, it may be different in America but it isnt like this at all anywhere else.

  • Why is the atheist portrayed as the homicidal/unfriendly/suicidal guy and the Christian pleasant and helpful (if a bit pushy). Where I live atheists don't go around killing people - just saying. It may be different in some parts of the world, but it isn't like this everywhere.

  • The atheist is portrayed as friendly at the beginning with the Christian as a jerk. But then it turns humorous and we know a real person wouldn't shoot the guy and the guy wouldn't come back.

    But it's serious at first until it turns humorous.

  • to bad it wasnt portrayed like any of them it was an annoying lader day saints salesman and a Atheist who just didnt want to buy a bible.

  • I hate how christians but those papers that say come to our church on your car when your shopping or just running into a store for a minute.

  • nice!

  • Christans and the Church of Latter Day Saints are two different things.... People who are from the Church of Latter Day Saints are Mormons...

  • he is reading the bible upside down

  • /watch?v=fFH0khjgA0U

  • I liked this a lot, I like how the producer has taken a risk using an engine that isn't mainstream and having a comedic style that isn't slapstick or sitcom. I mean don't any of you get sick of seeing halo all the time? I like the select few good H3 machinima, but for the most part it's all too familiar.

  • Why thank you so much :)

  • what game is this?

  • its moviestorm

  • wish it was allowed to do that to Jehova witnesses...

  • The issue is tolerance instead of bashing Christians, Mormons, other religions, and atheists everyone needs to tolerate each other. People

    say religion is the cause of wars but the problem is ignorance and hatred if everyone could respect others' differences there would be no conflict. I'm

    a Catholic but I'm friends with atheists, agnostics, Jews, and Muslims. I'm not trying to preach I'm simply responding to help all groups to stop fighting or the mistakes of the past will be repeated.

  • Well said. =)

  • wow u know christians dont do this shit mormons do

  • douche

  • You guys are all idiots.

    Arceus will destroy you all.

  • the jahovas whitness are the ones who always come to my house.

  • Awesome! Happens to me all the time.

  • haha this is kinda of funny but has no story line

  • not all Christians aren't like this, why does every person who makes a video featuring a Christian makes him look like a pussy who has a high voice, and tries to force people into their religion?!? U stereotypic asshole. Machinima, please, please remove this hateful video. No one thinks that this is funny. Machinima, please.

  • I found it funny.

  • yes, that may be true, but this video is trying to be funny by exploiting the stereotype of people who try to convert others to their religion

  • I'm guessing you ignored the "I have nothing against Christians" note at the end.

  • not good,

  • haha, what was this made on?

  • Moviestorm. It's movie-making software or something.

    These guys should try out the "The Movies"-game or the "Garry's Mod"-software instead. Much better.

  • Proof that machinima is athiest.

    The origional video made by Yarmond101 is called ''The Mormon'' but yet machinima insisted on changing the name ''The Christian'' just to stereotype them.

  • No, Machinima is just the distributer of the video, not the creator.

    Besides, if you watch the video to the very end, the crator of the vid left a note where he says that he is not an atheist, and that he has nothing against christians.

  • thats besides the point, the point is that the actual video is called The Mormon, and Machinima decided to stereotype all of christianity by renaming it The Christian

  • Why are you so sure that it was originally called "The Mormon"? I mean, sure it's obviously a mormon, but that doesn't mean that the creator knew that. It could well be that he really called the movie "The Christian". Especially considering the message at the very end.

  • How many times has that happened?

    Happens very, very rarely.

    Besides, they don't ask if you to join, they ask you, if you're interested. That's completely different.

    Besides, both Mormons and Jehowas Witnesses are nice people, they don't do anything that makes the deserve to be hated.

  • Although the thing about him ressurrecting was kinda funny. =P

  • Boring. Simply because no one is like this. So there is nothing relevant with it.

  • the suicide animation sucked the gun morphed into his head but overall pretty funny since I'm still undecided on what I will believe in

  • stupid Mormons :P

  • ima christian... i lol'd.

  • sorry i was tryng it

  • that just wasnt humorous at all. not because your making fun of religion or anything that others are talking about. i just didnt think that any of that was funny at all. it was just stupid.

  • i love that guys face

  • lollollollollol did i mention that for an extra few dollars you can get your name engraved in a bible- really that changes everything SLAM!!! 5/5

  • I am sorry to say this and I expect to be flamed. I grew up being taught Christianity and personally don't beleive a word of it. Am I an atheist, maybe. The church is one of the most corrupt systems in the word!

    For some the faith may have helped them but for others, the faith was forced on many peoples to work in assimilating various cultures around the world, to lose their cultures and to adapt to the churches way or get whipped. Read a history book, the crimes they done in the name of god

  • shut the fuck up no1 gives a shit

  • thou shall not kill....BUM!!!

    the lord works in mysterious ways...BUM!!!

  • only mormans do that, and they consider themselves christain, but they are a cult, one came to my house one time and he gave me a pamphelet and i shreded it lol

  • and if there was no religion there would be no holocaust , crusade , war in iraq and afganistan and 1000 others

  • this is so true

  • Im a christian and i take no offence to this. So if anyone does they should be shot in the face

  • atheist power bitches.

  • No its not, it stereotyping THOSE Christians. I'm no atheist, however, I have always despised those who attempt to push their religion on others. For those Christian are not trying to help you, the are trying to expand the business that is organized religion.

    So no, this video should not be deleted. Its a comedy video.

    Why is it that every single group of people all races, sexes, and sexual orientations get made fun of, but someone bashes christians and they've crossed the line?

  • ima  atheist

  • them imma be laughing qhen u burn in hell

  • i dont know if this is supposed to be funny...

    but if yes its nooooot funny...

  • Later Day Saints? That's not christian, that's Mormon.

  • I know! That's what I was thinkin'.

    That was quite funny though.

  • Aethiests. Those people who try to shove the ideals of God down your throat or simply don't care about you so long as their own salvation is achieved are not living out real Christianity. Do not stereotype all Christians to this same model. Its no better than any other stereotyping.

    Real Christianity is caring for those in need, charity, loving your fellow man and striving to do good.

    So I say to you. What is there to hate about those things?

  • No, because the Bible also states that a person not loyal to the Biblical God is going to eternal damnation, AKA Hell. so, "caring, and loving your fellow man" would include trying to "save" them from said damnation, so you go about preaching the Biblical religion to whoever doesn't believe in the Biblical God.

    If you're not, you're not trying to care and love your fellow man.

    That's why it's annoying.

  • Moviestorm? Is that like the sims?

  • sadly the guy who shot himself will spend eternity in hell. Consequences folks, consequences...

  • Christian - Weak People

  • Why are we weak? Because we believe in a God that loves humanity? Are we weak because we share? Are we weak because we don't follow being "normal"?

    All we do is care and try and make the world a better place. If people at least lived by Christian Morals (though not a belief in God) the world would be a better place.

  • Preach in church, not the Internet.

  • god is a ploseebo efect it makes people feel good when the die so the know that there could be a another world but in fact we are all going to fance unicsistance

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  • Ahteism - Grow up.

  • jesus christ why a video bout this !!!!!xD

  • It's really sad how hard people try to ram their beliefs down other people's throats. This goes both ways, both believers and nonbelievers have been known to go out of their way to slander the other and shun each other's thoughts.

    I understand people feel the need to defend and share what they believe, but you shouldn't try to force someone to view things your way.

    Anyways, rant done, video was decent, though I thought it was funny how quiet the guns sounded.

  • Yeah, Jehovah's witnesses do, but I used to be one as a kid and never did the "ministry". I wish I could have all the time I lost with that lot back, so I can spend it doing something worth while....

  • fuck religion

  • Hey, I'm a christian and I think thist is funny. Not only does it show what SOME christians are like. But also the second that guy pulled the trigger, one of two things happened. either he was right and he's just gone forever, or he was wrong and he went strait to hell. Hahaha! Either way he loses! Hahaha

  • those are mormons not christians!!!!!!!!!

  • i hate when Christians ring my door bell and try and get me to john their church -.- and i am a christian..

  • well its only Jehoba witness that do those things...other chruches jsut help out people in the town they live in

  • those are mormans you doucher

  • funny video. less funnier than the you're an asshole video. the christian guy looked mad freaky. everybody should take their religious thoughts somewhere else. i'm sure all of you wouldn't find this so offensive if it was any other religion but then again you can't use any other religion because christianity seems to be the only religion that tries to put their beliefs on you by coming to your door.

  • actually, mormons are the ones that go door to door, not christians... get your facts straight before you try to sound smart.

  • first of all i said what i said. i used to be a christian myself so don't tell me what christians do and do not do. handing pamphlets out in public is the same concept. 2nd, mormons consider themselves part of the christian faith. 3rd, are you saying that you're smarter than me? so we got mr. know-it-all here? listen kid, if you were smart to begin with you wouldn't have commented what i said so i suggest next time you reply to something, think before you speak.

  • lololol, seems to me YOU think that youre mister know it all... And thinking that ALL christians hand out ''Pamphlets'' is very stereotypical. And mormons consider themselves part of christianity, but theyre not. God youre such a retard. Btw, dont fucking reply to me with a damn paragraph like last time. If you do, im not even going to bother reading it.

  • kids like you are so fucking annoying. i corrected you and if you're going to challenge what i said don't prove your point by calling me "retarded" unless that's the only way you know how to prove it.

    1. there's a reason why there are stereotypes so get over it.

    2. if mormons consider themselves christian than they are. religion is arbitrary.

    your whole reply/argument does not prove anything.

  • lolol youre surely the internet touch guy arencha'? get over yourself and stop trying to sound like you know everything, because you really dont. Get a grip on reality and realize that youre just a jerk off that thinks hes mister badass. Go fuck yourself, and have an orgy with some of your stupid athiest friends.

  • i thought you weren't gonna reply fuckface. i am not atheiest. don't you have school you little fag? why don't you go jerk off to halo or whatever game you play and listen to your shitty ass gay metal bands. and what the fuck is "internet touch guy" fucking hick.

  • Why dont you go jerk off to your pussy AC/DC and rap and all that other bull shit you internet tough guys listen to. You make me laugh dude. I laugh at how stupid you are and how much you fail at life. Go die in a fire :)

  • What?

  • 1. you're probably 16.

    2. i don't listen to whatever you think i listen to. unlike your little fake hot topic strolling ass.

    3. you have no evidence nor support that i am stupid and "fail" at life.

    4. i'm only here replying to prove my point.

  • that was the smartest comment made. ever. yes i am a redneck and a "billy badass". and i am REALLY fat.

    youtube, i present to you the next einstein: misterfagout.

  • @thricex05 ahh the common youtube dumbass. its faggot not fagout

  • @xLuciferProductionsx you're such a moron. i was obviously making fun of the guys user name which was misterfallout. read the comments before making "common youtube dumbass" comments.

  • @thricex05 even then you retarded illiterate monkey its still faggot not fagout learn how to spell before you try to insult someone

  • @xLuciferProductionsx it is obvious that i was replacing the word "fall" with "fag" but if your mind can not handle or comprehend the humor behind it then i feel sorry for you. you did a really good job covering your moronic/misinformed comment. by the way, just incase you don't get it, the last sentence was me being sarcastic.

  • @thricex05 if that was supposed to be humorous changing fall with fag, then you arent in the least bit funny. and maplestory is terrible. and the last sentence didnt seem the least bit sarcastic it was just you quoting something i said thats not sarcasm idiot. seeing how you know so much you should look it up.

  • @xLuciferProductionsx considering my comment is the highest rated comment for this video, i think other people found humor in it. the maple story comment was a jab at you so you obviously missed the sarcasm there as well. and i didn't quote anything you said. i actually said the opposite of what i meant. AKA sarcasm.

  • @thricex05 i never said no, youre wrong and im smart because i said so. just dont reply to my comments anymore you moron i dont feel like reading them and replying just for you to talk in circles.

  • @xLuciferProductionsx i'm going to be as diplomatic as i can, without calling you names like "retarded illiterate monkey" because that's pretty immature

    you implied that you were more knowledgeable than i was by calling me a moron while assuming that i made a typo. you're the one who's talking in circles considering that all you've said so far just consists of you just regurgitating what i said and implying the opposite. if you don't feel like replying then don't. it's quite simple.

  • @thricex05 fuck you man i was trying to resolve the back and forth going on but you had to reply. why couldnt you just let it be like i asked? now i will call you names like retarded illiterate monkey and i dont give a shit if you think its immature. fuck you

  • @xLuciferProductionsx listen, maybe if you didn't leave a dumb comment on something you didn't know about to begin with, you wouldn't have to try to cover your ass with statements that just say "no, you're wrong and i'm smart because i said so". this would've been easily avoided if you just said "my bad" or never left a wiseass comment from the start. just sayin'.

  • @xLuciferProductionsx oh one more thing. maple story is so cool.

  • If this video is fucking offending you, DONT FUCKING WATCH IT! It's not BS it damn funny

  • Hey I'm a Christan and vid is B.S.!

  • I am aswell dude, I get what your saying... I rated this 5* because of the shotgun thing... To think that people would reject the lord in so many ways just makes it worth the time to watch the reject him for testimonies... I just laughed and though jesus loves you.. It would be another story if... It was Jesus at the door.. This would get flagged...

  • you're bullshit.

  • damn christians...

  • my whole name? really?

  • good thing i don't believe in god ^^

  • this game or engine seems to suck, but the content is pretty funny

  • Lip syncing, effects and graphics sucked.

    Pretty funny though. 5/5.

  • why cares if he's a morman or christan ITS A FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEO

  • I accidentally left out a word in my previous comment It was meant to say

    atoning death,

    instead of just atoning

  • It is clear that this was intended as a comedy however the character that was presented as a christian was a Mormon.

    The Mormons or church of latter day saints as they call themselves have a distorted view of scripture. They do not represent Christianity but rather they have taken scripture and distorted it to suit their religion.

    Christianity is not a religion, it is a personal relationship between man and GOD made possible by Jesus's perfect life, atoning and victorious resurrection.

  • Wow, that's bullshit

  • btw Christianity is a religion with alot of different parts of it like Lutheran, Catholic, Mormons etc.

  • Isn't that what the Mormons would say about any other form of Christianity?

  • lol, what game si this?

  • Anyone else notice at the end the gun floats through his head? lol.

  • This was actually good.

    Stupid christians, GTFO.

  • man ur not very nice!

    that aint christian its LDS

    dumbass

    man seriously keep ur religon 2 ur self and dont try the conflict buddy

  • hail satan

  • im mormon and not the one with 20 wifes. ateists are retarded and this video is not what the mormon missionarys do anyway so Machinima take this video off its just making a big fuss.

  • Im a chrstian, well somewhat, and I find making fun of missionaries are something I do on a daily basis. It's probobly rude to some cultures, but if you have a problem with this video DONT WATCH IT :D