He actually presents an argument being made by many well-educated, thoughtful people. The argument that if women want to be equal they don't get to be exceptional, that if women want to be equal they have to pay for the movie sometimes, stay on the ship sometimes, and be the hostage sometimes, that if women want to be equal to men, they should expect to be held to similar standards. Most of the strong, intelligent women I know accept those terms, but none of them self-identify as "Feminists."
This stand up is SO! good, he is so deep. I wish him and Louis CK could get together and do a special. would be the all time best, him and louis are so awesome.
Anyone who calls this "sexist" is more concerned with their own personal feelings than the truth, as any objective thinker who's ever been in the company of others knows these jokes to be.
@1whaaaa you're a feminist? and you loved this? lol apparently, you think what Bill was talking about were just jokes and nothing more... if you really looked past your radical feminist ideals and accepted what he was saying was the truth you wouldn't find it funny in my opinion.
@1whaaaa Feminism suggests and insists women are superior, i don't care about it's 'huge spectrum' it's still a bullshit ideology that falsely empowers women and makes them self-righteous and hateful towards women, I do have an idea so please don't be condescending... by you supporting this I can tell you're not very bright.... Bill Burr is funny and you should give a shit because you obviously he's just trying to make you laugh and you're ignoring the fact that he's very right about Feminism.
@unclemeatster it was about equality 40 years ago... being "pretty sure" doesn't mean anything to me, It's a fact, Feminism is a hypocritical ideology, like every other ideology... they want equal rights yet they brag about how women are so much better at everything and then they start wanting more ridiculous rights that inhibits others rights, but they figure we're guys so we deserve getting fucked over, feminists get a sense of empowerment, yet they still act like victims when they see fit.
@unclemeatster it was about equality 40 years ago... being "pretty sure" doesn't mean anything to me, It's a fact, Feminism is a hypocritical ideology, like every other ideology... they want equal rights yet they brag about how women are so much better at everything and then they start wanting more ridiculous rights that inhibits others rights, but they figure we're guys so we deserve getting fucked over, feminists get a sense of empowerment, yet they still act like victims when they see fit.
@unclemeatster the definition of the word Feminism or feminist is beyond inaccurate, what the definition states and what it actually is, is just uninhibited power trips and the entitlement to accuse men for everything because of what gender they are... so let me ask you, would you be proud to be called a male chauvinist or believe in male chauvinism... well that's what Feminism is now, steadily it's mutated into a group full of condescending bitchy raging she nazi's that like to be cruel to men.
@spentronic HA. HA. HA... you totally got me, sphinctertronic, you'e too good... I've made my point, I don't care what you perceive me to be, I've stated the facts and my opinion.... trying to ridicule me doesn't mean anything to me... I'd rather speak up and complain about what's wrong with the world than to be a complete fucking moron like you... now fuck off back to your parent's basement.
@doctordopplepopolous Did I fucking say that you ignorant self righteous dick head? stop completely misinterpreting my words,.. you know damn well what the fuck I meant... I was talking about FEMINISTS,(basically dumb raging bitter cunts like you) I wasn't talking about women in general... now fuck off.
@doctordopplepopolous lol great response,.. figured you'd have nothing to say but that.. now go be irrational by celebrating Feminism..step on an innocent guys balls because of his gender regardless of how he treat's women because men are all bad and need to be punished right? that's what feminism is today. bye bye now
@chilmarc22 no, doctordopplepopolous didn't get anything... you both are just fucking complete moron's who think alike and refuse to understand... women who celebrate Feminism can talk shit about men and it's accepted in society, but as soon as a man presents some truth through comedy or just regular conversation about the difference between men and women, they're ridiculed and ignored and dubbed as chauvinists.. that is the truth but you will never 'get it' because you're a self-rigthous cunt
@mamakunem I'm a girl & can't stand Feminism. I made a joke about it & a girl took it way too seriously & personally & flipped out. I think Feminists are very hypocritical. They want equality but often contradict themselves & the very things they stand against; sexism. If you really have 'girl power', you won't talk about having girl power, nor will you hide behind a group of other women who put men down. If you're a confident woman, you won't treat men the way you don't want to be treated.
I remember wacthing this for the first time it was aired and thought he was one of the funniest comedians and i didnt even know this was his first stand up.
Jeff Fucking Dunham? Really? Jeff Fucking Dunham? You really just compared Bill Burr to Jeff "I got my hand up 20 doll's asses" Dunham? Dude, how about you go find Jeff Dunham, sit on his lap, and let him stick his fist up your ass. Now THAT would be funny!!!!!!!!!
@SamusAbe thats right im only 16 im too young be tied down by some chick,,but i know more about them then you think,,i wont let myself get into a long term relationship until im old enough to take the responsibility and be commited,,
@johnleonard2000 Are you fucking kidding me? Dude this is Bill fucking Burr, the guy is already a legend in my mind. Jeff Dunham? Really? The fucking puppet guy? That is not stand up comic, that's called a ventriloquist and that guy is lame as shit. Oh look I have a terrorist doll that's so funny. If you only like clean/lame comics (and I will again stress that Dunham is not a comedian but a ventriloquist) then that's fine, but don't say that Bill Burr is "bullshit" when he's amazing.
On dates, I'll do nice things here and there, and am chivalrous on occasion because I want to do it, but don't like it when its expected of me. I think Bill is right on the money with his jokes.
Women don't get chivalry as much the closer they get to equality BECAUSE chivalry comes from a time when women weren't allowed to be independent so they needed a man to take care of them. You'd be an asshole not to pay for her meal back in the 50s because the best job she could usually hope to get would be a secretary.
This and several other on genderissues should be required viewing before getting seriously engaged to a woman. With so many women out there it's amazing how guys decide to abandon their lives and dreams to try to make a woman happy.
'' Let me ask you a question why the hell do people keep getting married? Isn't anybody looking at the stats? 3/4 marriages go right down the shitter. if you were going sky diving and they told you 3/4 parachutes weren't gonna open. You'd be like, Yo fuck that I'm not going '' LMAO
@ecltnhny2000 Oh I've seen the muffin sketch :-) what's ironic is that yesterday I was with a girl at the farmer's market and there was this lady who had clay flowers (not porcelain - like play-doh clay you could mush). And I remembered the muffins sketch and laughed to myself. My friend was like whats so funny, there was NO way I could ever explain that to her.
@youngrebels75 ha yeah i was in a similiar situation at a street fair a few weeks ago, it was so hard to explain to my ex bf so i just showed him the video lol
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I hate this hack.. if he didn't kiss black people's ass so much he never would have gotten on Chapells Show and nobody would know who he is today. Guy is a loser.
i didn't like titanic either. why did the guy ready to formaly secure her and gave her the most beautifull and expensive gem in history. had to be cheated on and reduced to an asshole. all the chicks leaving the theater were crying" oh my god that was so romantic". i was like "wow, eye opener"
funny stuff..haha
BritBrat0311 13 hours ago
drunk + bill burr stand up = 1:45
blusuck 15 hours ago
Top 5 comedienne
Tpain831 2 days ago
68 ppl thought it was pesto..
SRStrollisSRS 5 days ago 2
What is the name of this wonderful country filled with white people? Utopia?
kakonis 5 days ago
Great crowd. They must have been warmed up prior.
Yaalah 5 days ago
im so tired of observational comedy.. eck. so lazy and unfunny.
jimijackson 6 days ago
@jimijackson
So you watch a video featuring an observational comedian? Good going, brainiac.
Fraietor 6 days ago
At least someone's willing to say what needs to be said about modern feminism.
ChipArgyle 6 days ago 2
1:43 that bitch was drunk!
SIurm 1 week ago
KICK ASS.
loserjagoff 1 week ago
he hammered so many fuckin jokes into 5 minutes, amazing
Koryo8 1 week ago
hes done this joke like 5 million times at different gigs.. WTF
USAGamingMW2 1 week ago
@USAGamingMW2 How unusual
EXetoC 1 week ago
@USAGamingMW2 wow your retarded, so does every other comedian on earth
coldkurt 1 week ago
@USAGamingMW2
You must be a detective...
Static172 1 week ago
it's ASPARAGUS... i thought it was PESTO!
MrOverhand 1 week ago
Doctorpople leave mamakun alone. Hes speakin truth hear and ure just commenting wit short comments that enrages people. You female
jboogi90 2 weeks ago
65 Dislikes? Gotta be 65 pick-n-choose femenist bitches. NO ONE can argue against Bill's logic here. It's flawless.
lsudx479 2 weeks ago
Please come to Bulgaria Mr Burr!
plamenlesev 2 weeks ago
Ever worked in construction with a woman...yea...
Feminism my ass.
Picasso43967 3 weeks ago
his Monday Morning Podcast is awesome. he does that woman voice all the time lol
slackereric 3 weeks ago
He actually presents an argument being made by many well-educated, thoughtful people. The argument that if women want to be equal they don't get to be exceptional, that if women want to be equal they have to pay for the movie sometimes, stay on the ship sometimes, and be the hostage sometimes, that if women want to be equal to men, they should expect to be held to similar standards. Most of the strong, intelligent women I know accept those terms, but none of them self-identify as "Feminists."
jakebass74 3 weeks ago
is this the line where i lose half my shit
Danshro 4 weeks ago
gonna see him and attell headlining on newyears with joe derosa and a couple other guys, cant wait for that shit
SHlTTER 1 month ago
british people are odd in general
netskot 1 month ago
4:14 he nailed it. Spot on.
ninjajesus81 1 month ago
is this american humor.
its.. its so bad
Erectionproblem 1 month ago
@Erectionproblem Really? Burr is one of the best American comics out there right now. Granted it's pretty old stuff.
Where are you from?
lbcdemon 1 month ago
@Erectionproblem
Idk if u notice, but he's killing, and in another country no less.
You may not think it;s funny, but the audience is cracking up and I think it's hilarious too.
heatbucspies55 1 month ago
@heatbucspies55 It may be funny for people with a low IQ, but not for intelligent people.
Erectionproblem 1 month ago
@Erectionproblem
Dude, suck a dick, if you think your taste in comedy makes you better or smarter than everyone else, you're sadly mistaken.
heatbucspies55 1 month ago
@heatbucspies55 I just love that smell of hatemail in my inbox!
Erectionproblem 1 month ago
@Erectionproblem
I don't hate you.
I used to to do that too, I would go to every vid of people who were popular but I thought were dumb and say how all their fans are idiots.
Than I realized people can have different tastes than me and it doesn't make them stupid.
heatbucspies55 1 month ago
@heatbucspies55 No dude. My opinion is way better then your opinion!
Erectionproblem 1 month ago
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SHlTTER 1 month ago
"there are no feminists in a house fire" aint that the truth..
TheCavs6 1 month ago
Brillant. Just...just....fucking brillant.
firethower99 1 month ago
I've been watching all his utube movies.... And I saw him today live at the brea improv and he hardly made me laugh.... Agggggh I was disappointed.
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This stand up is SO! good, he is so deep. I wish him and Louis CK could get together and do a special. would be the all time best, him and louis are so awesome.
BassFIow 1 month ago
I listen to his podcast...it's f^%$en
hilarious.
bend0matic 1 month ago
anyone know were to download or watch the full bill burr hbo one night stand?
bigshane2011 1 month ago in playlist Bill Burr - Stand up Comedian
I should have fucked that girl in first class haha!
TheLegendarygoulet 2 months ago
He's just so natural and spontaneous.
CrackThoseClaws 2 months ago
This guy is an amazing writer.
fuze59 2 months ago
bill burr is an extremely underrated comic
Spanky989 2 months ago 4
@Spanky989 He was just awarded Comic of the Year and then got to perform at Carnegie Hall - cool!!
TheRamsesII 2 months ago
too much language. no offense, hes funny but every time he gets a laugh he has to use fuck or shit
Hubahubatime 2 months ago
@Hubahubatime go watch someone else then
111lightbulb 2 months ago
@Hubahubatime there are examples of clean bits from the late night tv shows...he doesn't need to swear, he just does.
TheRamsesII 2 months ago
This is masterful.
heatbucspies55 2 months ago 15
Bill is just SO EDGY...zzzzz ...this shit is good if youre a GRANDFATHER!
2JOHNNYT 2 months ago
His "woman" voice cracks me the fuck up!!!
edupbeat 3 months ago 42
Bill Burr resembles Lars Ulrich.
kendigjl 3 months ago
This is real comedy and this is what people want to pay to see Bill Burr is the man
YoTurnUpTheVolume100 3 months ago 3
Shit, this dude looks like Billy Corgans brother
3waybar 3 months ago
Compared to Bill Burr, Jeff Dunham is a prop comic.....Remember Carrot Top/ prop comic. Gallagher/ prop comic. Respected, but not funny IMO
vimthed 3 months ago 3
My favorite comedian of this era.
vimthed 3 months ago 3
omg i didnt even know he existed until know. A+!
BeethovenSongs 3 months ago 3
funniest sht ive seen in a while
Om0plata1 3 months ago
fuckin greatest comedian of all time. disagree? "go fuck yourselves"
alreadytaken92 3 months ago
Is this the line to lose half my shit.... Awesome!!!! LMFAO
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rodneythemodney 3 months ago
see all the women applauding and laughing =D
1Openminded1 3 months ago
Its just comedy. If it offends you go watch the view. You don't hear men complaining women are sexist
Pizzacutta 3 months ago 3
If this offended you then it must have some truth to it.
revemupman 3 months ago 3
Anyone who calls this "sexist" is more concerned with their own personal feelings than the truth, as any objective thinker who's ever been in the company of others knows these jokes to be.
traydevon 3 months ago
This is fantastic!
"Yes honey, he has a knife!"
LMAO
MrCons101 3 months ago
Superb!
Yazoo2564 3 months ago
I'm a woman. This is funny shit!
ToboeOkamiKiba 3 months ago
what a great fuckin comedian
MoRgUe27 4 months ago
haha I remember thta guy he's talking about from titanic!
Mysterey101 4 months ago
Hes the vocice of Jason in gta 4 the lost and dammed
CrazyDude862 4 months ago
when he is in england you should refer to him as "His Excellency"
westben2000 5 months ago
Im a feminist...loved it!
1whaaaa 5 months ago
@1whaaaa you're a feminist? and you loved this? lol apparently, you think what Bill was talking about were just jokes and nothing more... if you really looked past your radical feminist ideals and accepted what he was saying was the truth you wouldn't find it funny in my opinion.
mamakunem 4 months ago
@mamakunem or maybe you have no idea of what a huge spectrum of what feminism is. Who gives a shit by the way it's funny...
1whaaaa 4 months ago
@1whaaaa Feminism suggests and insists women are superior, i don't care about it's 'huge spectrum' it's still a bullshit ideology that falsely empowers women and makes them self-righteous and hateful towards women, I do have an idea so please don't be condescending... by you supporting this I can tell you're not very bright.... Bill Burr is funny and you should give a shit because you obviously he's just trying to make you laugh and you're ignoring the fact that he's very right about Feminism.
mamakunem 4 months ago
@mamakunem Hey man, dude here. I'm pretty sure feminism is just about equality, and women who think what you have just described are just assholes.
unclemeatster 4 months ago
@unclemeatster it was about equality 40 years ago... being "pretty sure" doesn't mean anything to me, It's a fact, Feminism is a hypocritical ideology, like every other ideology... they want equal rights yet they brag about how women are so much better at everything and then they start wanting more ridiculous rights that inhibits others rights, but they figure we're guys so we deserve getting fucked over, feminists get a sense of empowerment, yet they still act like victims when they see fit.
mamakunem 4 months ago
@unclemeatster it was about equality 40 years ago... being "pretty sure" doesn't mean anything to me, It's a fact, Feminism is a hypocritical ideology, like every other ideology... they want equal rights yet they brag about how women are so much better at everything and then they start wanting more ridiculous rights that inhibits others rights, but they figure we're guys so we deserve getting fucked over, feminists get a sense of empowerment, yet they still act like victims when they see fit.
mamakunem 4 months ago 3
@unclemeatster the definition of the word Feminism or feminist is beyond inaccurate, what the definition states and what it actually is, is just uninhibited power trips and the entitlement to accuse men for everything because of what gender they are... so let me ask you, would you be proud to be called a male chauvinist or believe in male chauvinism... well that's what Feminism is now, steadily it's mutated into a group full of condescending bitchy raging she nazi's that like to be cruel to men.
mamakunem 4 months ago 39
@mamakunem ha you sound like a whiny little girl
spentronic 2 months ago
@spentronic HA. HA. HA... you totally got me, sphinctertronic, you'e too good... I've made my point, I don't care what you perceive me to be, I've stated the facts and my opinion.... trying to ridicule me doesn't mean anything to me... I'd rather speak up and complain about what's wrong with the world than to be a complete fucking moron like you... now fuck off back to your parent's basement.
mamakunem 2 months ago
@mamakunem i live in my parents attic so there!
spentronic 2 months ago
@mamakunem Yes, women are so awful. They should only be used for sex, cooking and cleaning, right?
doctordopplepopolous 4 weeks ago
@doctordopplepopolous Did I fucking say that you ignorant self righteous dick head? stop completely misinterpreting my words,.. you know damn well what the fuck I meant... I was talking about FEMINISTS,(basically dumb raging bitter cunts like you) I wasn't talking about women in general... now fuck off.
mamakunem 3 weeks ago
@mamakunem lol umad bro?
doctordopplepopolous 2 weeks ago
@doctordopplepopolous lol great response,.. figured you'd have nothing to say but that.. now go be irrational by celebrating Feminism..step on an innocent guys balls because of his gender regardless of how he treat's women because men are all bad and need to be punished right? that's what feminism is today. bye bye now
mamakunem 2 weeks ago
@mamakunem aww cry me a river, does baby want his ba-ba?
doctordopplepopolous 2 weeks ago
@doctordopplepopolous finally someone else gets it!! thank you!
chilmarc22 2 weeks ago
@chilmarc22 no, doctordopplepopolous didn't get anything... you both are just fucking complete moron's who think alike and refuse to understand... women who celebrate Feminism can talk shit about men and it's accepted in society, but as soon as a man presents some truth through comedy or just regular conversation about the difference between men and women, they're ridiculed and ignored and dubbed as chauvinists.. that is the truth but you will never 'get it' because you're a self-rigthous cunt
mamakunem 2 weeks ago
@mamakunem i love the smell of sarcasm in the morning. now out for my daily troll, i mean stroll...he he
chilmarc22 2 weeks ago
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@mamakunem I'm a girl & can't stand Feminism. I made a joke about it & a girl took it way too seriously & personally & flipped out. I think Feminists are very hypocritical. They want equality but often contradict themselves & the very things they stand against; sexism. If you really have 'girl power', you won't talk about having girl power, nor will you hide behind a group of other women who put men down. If you're a confident woman, you won't treat men the way you don't want to be treated.
BrennaG03 3 weeks ago
@unclemeatster couldn't have said it better myself! And I am a woman...so there goes the theory that all women think they are better than men
MomDadsendcashplease 4 months ago
@1whaaaa *towards Men
mamakunem 4 months ago
Lol, the women are all chill about it.
Which they should be, cuz it;s hilarious.
I think Australia is one of the least sensitive/politically corect places ther eis, in a good way.
heatbucspies55 5 months ago
Just realized I have definitely seen him when i was really young, he just looks way different.
I thought I just recently discovered him.
heatbucspies55 5 months ago
holy shit this guy is fucking funny!
NickeyeBeatz 5 months ago 2
im 2500th like
M1ABRAMS13 5 months ago
Great clip. Bill Burr is funny as hell.
Mom2Patches 5 months ago 2
hahahaha
SiNgHayStyle 5 months ago
This guy is awesome. I love women but can't fucking stand to be in a room with them.
dobbins2550 5 months ago
@dobbins2550 lol
IcyScythe 4 months ago
This guy is dope
yendorification 5 months ago
I remember wacthing this for the first time it was aired and thought he was one of the funniest comedians and i didnt even know this was his first stand up.
89iron636 5 months ago
Anyone else going to see him in London tomorrow? We need more Bill Burr in the UK.
cuntylishus 5 months ago
haha love him.
SuperBellaJade 5 months ago
so true bill burr
justinp5960 5 months ago
He's a Prophet !!!!!!
GOP4USA 5 months ago
Jeff Fucking Dunham? Really? Jeff Fucking Dunham? You really just compared Bill Burr to Jeff "I got my hand up 20 doll's asses" Dunham? Dude, how about you go find Jeff Dunham, sit on his lap, and let him stick his fist up your ass. Now THAT would be funny!!!!!!!!!
mastasy22 5 months ago 98
@mastasy22 dude that was a hilarious comment! ^^
Aquaboy99 4 months ago 2
@mastasy22 What's your problem with Dunham?
TocsDK 3 months ago
@mastasy22 Jeff is funny as fuck too.
zachfresh 3 months ago
@mastasy22 Right on..when I see Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central I go right back to ESPN.
Slomoshun09 1 month ago
Awesome!
StanleyKu 5 months ago
legend out of consolevania anyone?
p1nkAcid 5 months ago
meh the british do better comedy imo
michiel2047 5 months ago
It's comedy. Do yourselves a favor and get yourselves a sense of humor. This guy is hilarious.
xXceejaybeeXx 6 months ago
This dudes soooo damn underrated
jerzy862 6 months ago
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This guy is Bullshit. He is extremely sexist, and is a complete dumbass. If you want some real laughs, look up jeff dunham.
johnleonard2000 6 months ago
@johnleonard2000 Oh shut up
zpazpa 6 months ago
@johnleonard2000 a ventriloquist act? funny? never.
TheyCallMeMrHappy 6 months ago
@johnleonard2000 Jeff dunham suck my cock... this man is awesome... fuck women :O
Eternalsin84 6 months ago
@Eternalsin84 fuck women? are you gay?
creepweirdo123 5 months ago
@creepweirdo123 no but you're probably too young too understand what cunts they can be in a long term relationship
SamusAbe 5 months ago
@SamusAbe thats right im only 16 im too young be tied down by some chick,,but i know more about them then you think,,i wont let myself get into a long term relationship until im old enough to take the responsibility and be commited,,
creepweirdo123 5 months ago
@creepweirdo123
What's gay about fucking women?
Restayvien 5 months ago
@johnleonard2000 Fuck Jeff Dunham
LilJay03 5 months ago
@johnleonard2000 quit crying puss ass
KronanObrien 5 months ago
@johnleonard2000 LMAO and Jeff Dunham gets his laughs through cheap shots at arabs. So much classier am i right?
jerzy862 5 months ago
@johnleonard2000 Are you fucking kidding me? Dude this is Bill fucking Burr, the guy is already a legend in my mind. Jeff Dunham? Really? The fucking puppet guy? That is not stand up comic, that's called a ventriloquist and that guy is lame as shit. Oh look I have a terrorist doll that's so funny. If you only like clean/lame comics (and I will again stress that Dunham is not a comedian but a ventriloquist) then that's fine, but don't say that Bill Burr is "bullshit" when he's amazing.
SamusAbe 5 months ago 3
On dates, I'll do nice things here and there, and am chivalrous on occasion because I want to do it, but don't like it when its expected of me. I think Bill is right on the money with his jokes.
Davetacular45 6 months ago 2
I think women deserve equality.
Women don't get chivalry as much the closer they get to equality BECAUSE chivalry comes from a time when women weren't allowed to be independent so they needed a man to take care of them. You'd be an asshole not to pay for her meal back in the 50s because the best job she could usually hope to get would be a secretary.
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joshtd14 6 months ago
you guys...and girls need to see Bill Burr live....he is so fucking funny!!!
paulchardo 6 months ago 3
The master
caltrof 6 months ago
Is that pesto??? Holy fuck this is funny!!!!
iceburg81 6 months ago
This and several other on genderissues should be required viewing before getting seriously engaged to a woman. With so many women out there it's amazing how guys decide to abandon their lives and dreams to try to make a woman happy.
KleePietro 6 months ago 4
'' Let me ask you a question why the hell do people keep getting married? Isn't anybody looking at the stats? 3/4 marriages go right down the shitter. if you were going sky diving and they told you 3/4 parachutes weren't gonna open. You'd be like, Yo fuck that I'm not going '' LMAO
X15ean1X 6 months ago 2
51 dudes were forced to go out to brunch on a Sunday when they were hungover.
AA72AA72 6 months ago 3
fuck he makes some good points, funny as well
ilikevines 6 months ago 4
Eugenics?
usergently 7 months ago
This guy is awesome, I can't believe I just found out about him.
csrichardson1 7 months ago 6
Lol this guy must have listened to Tom Leykis lol
humanparadox 7 months ago
OMG I am hurting! dude! awesome job!
UltraV1olet 7 months ago
51 feminist women dislike this
SuperMorphex 7 months ago 84
@SuperMorphex 51 Sexist men like this
americanwarrior32 4 months ago
@SuperMorphex Fuck that man. I am a man, a feminist, and a huge Bill Burr fan.
Azure807 3 months ago
That was a great routine
acemisterxxx 7 months ago
This is comedy at it's best
jfbarizona 7 months ago 3
as a girl i find almost all that he said true lol.
Triaka 7 months ago 7
@Dsquadddd He WAS on Chappelle Show... dipshit. Look it up before you try to call fools out.
clipsemenow 7 months ago
@Dsquadddd um yes bill burr was on chapelle show, check out the skit called dudes night out and youll see him :-)
ecltnhny2000 7 months ago
@ecltnhny2000 Also in the "Race Draft" sketch and the "I plead the FIF!" sketch Burr should have his own show now, he's hilarious
youngrebels75 7 months ago
@youngrebels75 yeah he should, my fav stand up clip so far is his Muffins sketch, if u havent seen it you should look it up!!
ecltnhny2000 7 months ago
@ecltnhny2000 Oh I've seen the muffin sketch :-) what's ironic is that yesterday I was with a girl at the farmer's market and there was this lady who had clay flowers (not porcelain - like play-doh clay you could mush). And I remembered the muffins sketch and laughed to myself. My friend was like whats so funny, there was NO way I could ever explain that to her.
youngrebels75 7 months ago
@youngrebels75 ha yeah i was in a similiar situation at a street fair a few weeks ago, it was so hard to explain to my ex bf so i just showed him the video lol
ecltnhny2000 7 months ago
I love Bill Burr, he's way too underrated and funny as fuck.
xTheDynastQueenx 7 months ago
Women are hideous monsters. And all that's making us see them as "sexy" is our balls that fuck up our brains'.
tuzmor 8 months ago 2
i didn't think the divorce rate is 75%... where does he get these stats?
AUSNick87 8 months ago
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I hate this hack.. if he didn't kiss black people's ass so much he never would have gotten on Chapells Show and nobody would know who he is today. Guy is a loser.
jimbad05 8 months ago
this guy is a LEGENG!
Conspiracyknowledge 8 months ago
You have been Bill Burr'ned!
CognosSquare 8 months ago
i didn't like titanic either. why did the guy ready to formaly secure her and gave her the most beautifull and expensive gem in history. had to be cheated on and reduced to an asshole. all the chicks leaving the theater were crying" oh my god that was so romantic". i was like "wow, eye opener"
LoserMillionaire 8 months ago 5
women be shopping. Ha true that.
slublu 8 months ago
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Yeldarb06 8 months ago
Love his podcast!
plopppytheman 8 months ago
@plopppytheman he has a podcast?????? Bill Burr hosts it? wow, thats fucking awesome, whats it called?
michaellohrweb 8 months ago
@michaellohrweb It's called the "Monday Morning Podcast" just search for it on itunes
plopppytheman 8 months ago
@plopppytheman thank you!
michaellohrweb 8 months ago
@michaellohrweb monday morning podcast
magusvx 8 months ago
"is this the line to lose half my shit"
Trillasecond 8 months ago
just found out about this guy....best comedian ever!
Aquaboy99 8 months ago
3:30 the audience member has a slight resemblance to Lyoto Machida
lobo9110 8 months ago
"Yes he does have a knife!" Hilarious!
enerjon777 8 months ago
his comedy is like a fine wine.
ICameronnn 8 months ago
1:22 Carl Sagan
fakelegsrealfeet 8 months ago