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  • funny stuff..haha

  • drunk + bill burr stand up = 1:45

  • Top 5 comedienne

  • 68 ppl thought it was pesto..

  • What is the name of this wonderful country filled with white people? Utopia?

  • Great crowd. They must have been warmed up prior.

  • im so tired of observational comedy.. eck. so lazy and unfunny. 

  • @jimijackson

    So you watch a video featuring an observational comedian? Good going, brainiac.

  • At least someone's willing to say what needs to be said about modern feminism.

  • 1:43 that bitch was drunk!

  • KICK ASS.

  • he hammered so many fuckin jokes into 5 minutes, amazing

  • hes done this joke like 5 million times at different gigs.. WTF

  • @USAGamingMW2 How unusual

  • @USAGamingMW2 wow your retarded, so does every other comedian on earth

  • @USAGamingMW2

    You must be a detective...

  • it's ASPARAGUS... i thought it was PESTO!

  • Doctorpople leave mamakun alone. Hes speakin truth hear and ure just commenting wit short comments that enrages people. You female

  • 65 Dislikes? Gotta be 65 pick-n-choose femenist bitches. NO ONE can argue against Bill's logic here. It's flawless.

  • Please come to Bulgaria Mr Burr!

  • Ever worked in construction with a woman...yea...

    Feminism my ass.

  • his Monday Morning Podcast is awesome. he does that woman voice all the time lol

  • He actually presents an argument being made by many well-educated, thoughtful people. The argument that if women want to be equal they don't get to be exceptional, that if women want to be equal they have to pay for the movie sometimes, stay on the ship sometimes, and be the hostage sometimes, that if women want to be equal to men, they should expect to be held to similar standards. Most of the strong, intelligent women I know accept those terms, but none of them self-identify as "Feminists."

  • is this the line where i lose half my shit

  • gonna see him and attell headlining on newyears with joe derosa and a couple other guys, cant wait for that shit

  • british people are odd in general

  • 4:14 he nailed it. Spot on.

  • is this american humor.

    its.. its so bad

  • @Erectionproblem Really? Burr is one of the best American comics out there right now. Granted it's pretty old stuff.

    Where are you from?

  • @Erectionproblem

    Idk if u notice, but he's killing, and in another country no less.

    You may not think it;s funny, but the audience is cracking up and I think it's hilarious too.

  • @heatbucspies55 It may be funny for people with a low IQ, but not for intelligent people.

  • @Erectionproblem

    Dude, suck a dick, if you think your taste in comedy makes you better or smarter than everyone else, you're sadly mistaken.

  • @heatbucspies55 I just love that smell of hatemail in my inbox!

  • @Erectionproblem

    I don't hate you.

    I used to to do that too, I would go to every vid of people who were popular but I thought were dumb and say how all their fans are idiots.

    Than I realized people can have different tastes than me and it doesn't make them stupid.

  • @heatbucspies55 No dude. My opinion is way better then your opinion!

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  • "there are no feminists in a house fire" aint that the truth..

  • Brillant. Just...just....fucking brillant.

  • I've been watching all his utube movies.... And I saw him today live at the brea improv and he hardly made me laugh.... Agggggh I was disappointed.

  • I listen to his podcast...it's f^%$en

    hilarious.

  • anyone know were to download or watch the full bill burr hbo one night stand?

  • I should have fucked that girl in first class haha!

  • He's just so natural and spontaneous.

  • This guy is an amazing writer.

  • bill burr is an extremely underrated comic

  • @Spanky989 He was just awarded Comic of the Year and then got to perform at Carnegie Hall - cool!!

  • too much language. no offense, hes funny but every time he gets a laugh he has to use fuck or shit

  • @Hubahubatime go watch someone else then

  • @Hubahubatime there are examples of clean bits from the late night tv shows...he doesn't need to swear, he just does.

  • This is masterful.

  • Bill is just SO EDGY...zzzzz ...this shit is good if youre a GRANDFATHER!

  • His "woman" voice cracks me the fuck up!!!

  • Bill Burr resembles Lars Ulrich.

  • This is real comedy and this is what people want to pay to see Bill Burr is the man

  • Shit, this dude looks like Billy Corgans brother

  • Compared to Bill Burr, Jeff Dunham is a prop comic.....Remember Carrot Top/ prop comic. Gallagher/ prop comic. Respected, but not funny IMO

  • My favorite comedian of this era.

  • omg i didnt even know he existed until know. A+!

  • funniest sht ive seen in a while

  • fuckin greatest comedian of all time. disagree? "go fuck yourselves"

  • Is this the line to lose half my shit.... Awesome!!!! LMFAO

  • see all the women applauding and laughing =D

  • Its just comedy. If it offends you go watch the view. You don't hear men complaining women are sexist

  • If this offended you then it must have some truth to it.

  • Anyone who calls this "sexist" is more concerned with their own personal feelings than the truth, as any objective thinker who's ever been in the company of others knows these jokes to be.

  • This is fantastic!

    "Yes honey, he has a knife!"

    LMAO

  • Superb!

  • I'm a woman. This is funny shit!

  • what a great fuckin comedian

  • haha I remember thta guy he's talking about from titanic!

  • Hes the vocice of Jason in gta 4 the lost and dammed

  • when he is in england you should refer to him as "His Excellency"

  • Im a feminist...loved it!

  • @1whaaaa you're a feminist? and you loved this? lol apparently, you think what Bill was talking about were just jokes and nothing more... if you really looked past your radical feminist ideals and accepted what he was saying was the truth you wouldn't find it funny in my opinion.

  • @mamakunem or maybe you have no idea of what a huge spectrum of what feminism is. Who gives a shit by the way it's funny...

  • @1whaaaa Feminism suggests and insists women are superior, i don't care about it's 'huge spectrum' it's still a bullshit ideology that falsely empowers women and makes them self-righteous and hateful towards women, I do have an idea so please don't be condescending... by you supporting this I can tell you're not very bright.... Bill Burr is funny and you should give a shit because you obviously he's just trying to make you laugh and you're ignoring the fact that he's very right about Feminism.

  • @mamakunem Hey man, dude here. I'm pretty sure feminism is just about equality, and women who think what you have just described are just assholes.

  • @unclemeatster it was about equality 40 years ago... being "pretty sure" doesn't mean anything to me, It's a fact, Feminism is a hypocritical ideology, like every other ideology... they want equal rights yet they brag about how women are so much better at everything and then they start wanting more ridiculous rights that inhibits others rights, but they figure we're guys so we deserve getting fucked over, feminists get a sense of empowerment, yet they still act like victims when they see fit.

  • @unclemeatster it was about equality 40 years ago... being "pretty sure" doesn't mean anything to me, It's a fact, Feminism is a hypocritical ideology, like every other ideology... they want equal rights yet they brag about how women are so much better at everything and then they start wanting more ridiculous rights that inhibits others rights, but they figure we're guys so we deserve getting fucked over, feminists get a sense of empowerment, yet they still act like victims when they see fit.

  • @unclemeatster the definition of the word Feminism or feminist is beyond inaccurate, what the definition states and what it actually is, is just uninhibited power trips and the entitlement to accuse men for everything because of what gender they are... so let me ask you, would you be proud to be called a male chauvinist or believe in male chauvinism... well that's what Feminism is now, steadily it's mutated into a group full of condescending bitchy raging she nazi's that like to be cruel to men.

  • @mamakunem ha you sound like a whiny little girl

  • @spentronic HA. HA. HA... you totally got me, sphinctertronic, you'e too good... I've made my point, I don't care what you perceive me to be, I've stated the facts and my opinion.... trying to ridicule me doesn't mean anything to me... I'd rather speak up and complain about what's wrong with the world than to be a complete fucking moron like you... now fuck off back to your parent's basement.

  • @mamakunem i live in my parents attic so there!

  • @mamakunem Yes, women are so awful. They should only be used for sex, cooking and cleaning, right?

  • @doctordopplepopolous Did I fucking say that you ignorant self righteous dick head? stop completely misinterpreting my words,.. you know damn well what the fuck I meant... I was talking about FEMINISTS,(basically dumb raging bitter cunts like you) I wasn't talking about women in general... now fuck off.

  • @mamakunem lol umad bro?

  • @doctordopplepopolous lol great response,.. figured you'd have nothing to say but that.. now go be irrational by celebrating Feminism..step on an innocent guys balls because of his gender regardless of how he treat's women because men are all bad and need to be punished right? that's what feminism is today. bye bye now

  • @mamakunem aww cry me a river, does baby want his ba-ba?

  • @doctordopplepopolous finally someone else gets it!! thank you!

  • @chilmarc22 no, doctordopplepopolous didn't get anything... you both are just fucking complete moron's who think alike and refuse to understand... women who celebrate Feminism can talk shit about men and it's accepted in society, but as soon as a man presents some truth through comedy or just regular conversation about the difference between men and women, they're ridiculed and ignored and dubbed as chauvinists.. that is the truth but you will never 'get it' because you're a self-rigthous cunt

  • @mamakunem i love the smell of sarcasm in the morning. now out for my daily troll, i mean stroll...he he

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  • @unclemeatster couldn't have said it better myself! And I am a woman...so there goes the theory that all women think they are better than men

  • @1whaaaa *towards Men

  • Lol, the women are all chill about it.

    Which they should be, cuz it;s hilarious.

    I think Australia is one of the least sensitive/politically corect places ther eis, in a good way.

  • Just realized I have definitely seen him when i was really young, he just looks way different.

    I thought I just recently discovered him.

  • holy shit this guy is fucking funny!

  • im 2500th like

  • Great clip. Bill Burr is funny as hell.

  • hahahaha

  • This guy is awesome. I love women but can't fucking stand to be in a room with them.

  • @dobbins2550 lol

  • This guy is dope

  • I remember wacthing this for the first time it was aired and thought he was one of the funniest comedians and i didnt even know this was his first stand up.

  • Anyone else going to see him in London tomorrow? We need more Bill Burr in the UK.

  • haha love him.

  • so true bill burr

    

  • He's a Prophet !!!!!!

  • Jeff Fucking Dunham? Really? Jeff Fucking Dunham? You really just compared Bill Burr to Jeff "I got my hand up 20 doll's asses" Dunham? Dude, how about you go find Jeff Dunham, sit on his lap, and let him stick his fist up your ass. Now THAT would be funny!!!!!!!!!

  • @mastasy22 dude that was a hilarious comment! ^^

  • @mastasy22 What's your problem with Dunham?

  • @mastasy22 Jeff is funny as fuck too.

  • @mastasy22 Right on..when I see Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central I go right back to ESPN.

  • Awesome!

  • legend out of consolevania anyone?

  • meh the british do better comedy imo

  • It's comedy. Do yourselves a favor and get yourselves a sense of humor. This guy is hilarious.

  • This dudes soooo damn underrated

  • @johnleonard2000 Oh shut up

  • @johnleonard2000 a ventriloquist act? funny? never.

  • @johnleonard2000 Jeff dunham suck my cock... this man is awesome... fuck women :O

  • @Eternalsin84 fuck women? are you gay?

  • @creepweirdo123 no but you're probably too young too understand what cunts they can be in a long term relationship

  • @SamusAbe thats right im only 16 im too young be tied down by some chick,,but i know more about them then you think,,i wont let myself get into a long term relationship until im old enough to take the responsibility and be commited,,

  • @creepweirdo123

    What's gay about fucking women?

  • @johnleonard2000 Fuck Jeff Dunham

  • @johnleonard2000 quit crying puss ass

  • @johnleonard2000 LMAO and Jeff Dunham gets his laughs through cheap shots at arabs. So much classier am i right?

  • @johnleonard2000 Are you fucking kidding me? Dude this is Bill fucking Burr, the guy is already a legend in my mind. Jeff Dunham? Really? The fucking puppet guy? That is not stand up comic, that's called a ventriloquist and that guy is lame as shit. Oh look I have a terrorist doll that's so funny. If you only like clean/lame comics (and I will again stress that Dunham is not a comedian but a ventriloquist) then that's fine, but don't say that Bill Burr is "bullshit" when he's amazing.

  • On dates, I'll do nice things here and there, and am chivalrous on occasion because I want to do it, but don't like it when its expected of me. I think Bill is right on the money with his jokes.

  • I think women deserve equality.

    Women don't get chivalry as much the closer they get to equality BECAUSE chivalry comes from a time when women weren't allowed to be independent so they needed a man to take care of them. You'd be an asshole not to pay for her meal back in the 50s because the best job she could usually hope to get would be a secretary.

  • you guys...and girls need to see Bill Burr live....he is so fucking funny!!!

  • The master

  • Is that pesto??? Holy fuck this is funny!!!!

  • This and several other on genderissues should be required viewing before getting seriously engaged to a woman. With so many women out there it's amazing how guys decide to abandon their lives and dreams to try to make a woman happy.

  • '' Let me ask you a question why the hell do people keep getting married? Isn't anybody looking at the stats? 3/4 marriages go right down the shitter. if you were going sky diving and they told you 3/4 parachutes weren't gonna open. You'd be like, Yo fuck that I'm not going '' LMAO

  • 51 dudes were forced to go out to brunch on a Sunday when they were hungover.

  • fuck he makes some good points, funny as well

  • Eugenics?

  • This guy is awesome, I can't believe I just found out about him.

  • Lol this guy must have listened to Tom Leykis lol

  • OMG I am hurting! dude! awesome job!

  • 51 feminist women dislike this

  • @SuperMorphex 51 Sexist men like this

  • @SuperMorphex Fuck that man. I am a man, a feminist, and a huge Bill Burr fan.

  • That was a great routine

  • This is comedy at it's best

  • as a girl i find almost all that he said true lol.

  • @Dsquadddd He WAS on Chappelle Show... dipshit. Look it up before you try to call fools out.

  • @Dsquadddd um yes bill burr was on chapelle show, check out the skit called dudes night out and youll see him :-)

  • @ecltnhny2000 Also in the "Race Draft" sketch and the "I plead the FIF!" sketch Burr should have his own show now, he's hilarious

  • @youngrebels75 yeah he should, my fav stand up clip so far is his Muffins sketch, if u havent seen it you should look it up!!

  • @ecltnhny2000 Oh I've seen the muffin sketch :-) what's ironic is that yesterday I was with a girl at the farmer's market and there was this lady who had clay flowers (not porcelain - like play-doh clay you could mush). And I remembered the muffins sketch and laughed to myself. My friend was like whats so funny, there was NO way I could ever explain that to her.

  • @youngrebels75 ha yeah i was in a similiar situation at a street fair a few weeks ago, it was so hard to explain to my ex bf so i just showed him the video lol

  • I love Bill Burr, he's way too underrated and funny as fuck.

  • Women are hideous monsters. And all that's making us see them as "sexy" is our balls that fuck up our brains'.

  • i didn't think the divorce rate is 75%... where does he get these stats?

  • this guy is a LEGENG!

  • You have been Bill Burr'ned!

  • i didn't like titanic either. why did the guy ready to formaly secure her and gave her the most beautifull and expensive gem in history. had to be cheated on and reduced to an asshole. all the chicks leaving the theater were crying" oh my god that was so romantic". i was like "wow, eye opener"

  • women be shopping. Ha true that.

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  • Love his podcast!

  • @plopppytheman he has a podcast?????? Bill Burr hosts it? wow, thats fucking awesome, whats it called?

  • @michaellohrweb It's called the "Monday Morning Podcast" just search for it on itunes

  • @plopppytheman thank you!

  • @michaellohrweb monday morning podcast

  • "is this the line to lose half my shit"

  • just found out about this guy....best comedian ever!

  • 3:30 the audience member has a slight resemblance to Lyoto Machida

  • "Yes he does have a knife!" Hilarious!

  • his comedy is like a fine wine.

  • 1:22 Carl Sagan