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  • 1:20 1:21 silly! x3

  • 0:30 0:31 Sound like he say xD "Fucker up & blow!" or "Fuck her up & blow!"

  • Disney was never INTENT to be symous with "children's entatirment" he made FAMILY movies.

  • 7:04

  • I like the fish alot

  • hehe. my banette is named Gepetto.

  • Mirani2 yes. because he is the almighty gepetto, things like that become possible.

  • Figaro is one grumpy kitty in this movie

  • At 10:00 was Kitty trying to be the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

  • Jiminy Cricket:(As two wooden figures dance in a music box)Oh boy a party!

    (taps them)Mind if I cut in?

    (Dances with the wooden lady)How about sitting out then next one babe huh?

    (Suddenly gets stuck in the wooden figures)Whoop! Whoa! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!

  • that fish is a hoe.

  • 1:54 Did geppetto just light a match with his ASS?!??

  • stromboli, my favorite food :) mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • 6:45 - best example of a multiplane camera environment shot ever. The rendering in this film is simply unsurpassed

  • Honest John: A listen, many little laughter of innocent children bending their way to school, thirsty little minds rushing to the fountain of knowledge. "School", what would this stupid world be without?.

    It would be full of intelligent people unlike you thirsty fools

  • 9:19 "a wooden boy?!?"

    wow dude, your one to talk, your a talking fox who wears clothes smoking a cigar and walks around like a normal person

  • "here i am!"

    (cat spazz's out and claws up gipeto's nightgown, lol.)

    ow that must of hurt, i'd have a heart attack.

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  • I love Pinocchio, apparently the original story from the book was not that kid friendly, Pinocchio was a total liar and he ate his cricket

  • @nellie2581 He didn't eat the cricket, he squished him with a hammer

  • "Pucker up and blow!"

    LOL! I am so immature...

  • i love that he lit the match on his legs

  • WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP!! I used 2 think he was saying "WET ME OFF WET ME OFF!!!"

  • Figaro... don't look up...

  • Jiminey can dodge a bullet! First one to do so! XD

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  • "a live puppet without strings! a thing like that ought to be worth a fortune!"

    and a talking fox that walks on two legs doesn't? 0_0

  • i know what geppetto will be having for dinner tomorrow... smoked fish, coz the fish in the bowl will get smoked from the fumes in the fish bowl lol

  • The cat..luv him

  • 5:22 I laughed at

  • The cat, (the one that's with the fox), is seriously sooooo dumb XO...

  • You think a live puppet is crazy? You're a freaken giant walking talking fox with a big dopey cat sidekick!

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  • LAWL at 1:55 Geppetto literally pulled a match out of his ass XD

  • hohoho figaro, school is not for you

    Figaro: Bitch i wanna gets me a smart

  • i wish I could light matches with my ass

  • U HAVE TO SEE WATCH FROM 2:34 - 2:37 .

  • 8:18

    "School is not for you."

    I wonder how many children in the cinema wished that line was said to them XDDD

  • @ 1:53

    Now that's what I call...

    *takes off sunglasses*

    ...a fire crotch.

  • Poor, poor Gepetto's neighbours.

  • 'oh it's me phew' lol

  • And here I thought someone's accidentally gonna get shot XD

  • @hockeychicksaywhat Yeah, I thought he lit the match with his leg! Or maybe it was his butt, I'm not sure anymore!

  • haahaha playing with fire is every kids first accident..

  • 00:44 troll face

  • 09:19 the way John said "A Wooden Boy!!!" makes me laugh.

  • Stop at 07:22

    my god, look what the boy is doing to the smaller boy! I'm sure he came to the plesure Island...!

  • @missbs1 hahaha! Out of all the years watching this precious film. I've never notice that.

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  • how the hell did none on of this wake up Gipetto!? all that singing, a loud ass fairy and wooden kid!? even the cat slept!

  • I love that he waves Pinocchio away by waving the cat. xD

  • 1:54... did he just light a match with his butt???? New life goal....

  • @hockeychicksaywhat at that time matchs were made of something, i m not sure what it was exatcly, that lighted up by scrapin against anything, even skin.

  • that cricket is really horny.

  • Because a living puppet is much stranger than a talking fox that walks on two legs... :)

  • Geppetto says "before something else happens." like Bageheera from The Jungle Book.

  • Geppetto remind anyone else of Dopey at 1:45?

  • im 20, and i still cant whistle :'(

  • @blookynose I can whistle with my mouth open :) You jelly?

  • this is almost too painful to watch...how could disney go from something as great as this to where they are today with justin beiber.....Why its more than i can bear *throws beer into fire*

  • @blookynose So they can make more money, if they take every teenager that can sing and give them a show, movies and then sell their music they make money from more venues.

  • gods, i wish my friend's cat was as cute as fegaro cause every time i see hers, all i want to do is kick it out a window..

  • i wanna light a match on the bottom of my shoes! they just don't make shoes like they used to XD

  • Anyone else ever find the puppet-maker's wish sad? I mean, a lone old man, calling his fish his 'baby' and giving his cat a child's bed. And the wish for Pinnochio to be real. All the man wanted was children. But since he has no family, he lives through his toys and his pets :(

  • @MissMarientose Well when you wish upon a star your dreams come true, right? He was happy in the end. I was happy about that. You do have a good point though.

  • @MissMarientose did you ever imagine that he had been in fact married, but that his wife wasnt able to give him any children before she passed away?

  • This movie taught me how to whistle :)

  • jimini criket is somekind of a barney stinson, acting all awesome around ''ladies'' and all wise guy with pinocchio xP

  • aw I wish going to school were that exciting :(

  • 3:12 That could have been VERY useful in 5:30 -_- Not even ten minutes and already Gepetto's wish became a nightmare xD

  • @Aeon479 Ha, ha. Yeah. His wish became a nightmare, but the scary thing... the character from the actual fairy tail was a 1000 times worse.XD

  • lol 07:21 kid gets dunked!

  • Michael Jackson: The Later Years 3:45.

  • @CherrieSela we'll call him (and i might go to hell for this) Gepedo

  • @TheBelieveit1 and of course it will be a musical and to make sure it's Disney related one or both parents of each kid shall be dead!

  • Geppetto. Such a lovely dear old man who crafts such delightful toys for the enjoyment of all children.... ....and who keeps a gun under his pillow. LOL

  • 1:55 lol thats so funny how hes shaking an- 1:58 JESUS THATS A GUN!!!!!!!!!!

  • twilight6712: I LOVE THAT COMMENT!!!! LOL

  • Disney's classics ... such treasures !!!! Is there a lack of talent nowadays or people are just too lazy ?!

  • @musicinterpretation1 They Are Way Towards Modern Life That's The Reason!Kpop...Rock Music...They Are The Worse Music I Have Ever Listen...Classical And Jazz Are The Perfect One!

  • I remember trying to pull that "Why" shit with my mom. She told me to Shut up.

  • @aronk001 haha. My DAD pulls that shit on ME all the time, whenever i tell him a story

  • "They are you school mates, real girls and boys" "Real boys??" apparently there is another way of thinking that :DD

  • That fox and cat walk with such swag !

  • "who's there?!"

    "it's me!"

    LMAO!!!

  • Thanks to this movie, I learned how to whistle when I first watched it X3

  • who has a shotgun under their pillow lol

  • Plopperdeplopperdeplop! :D

  • That matchbox bed is badass

  • lool does anyone one else find it cool that Geppetto lit the match with his bum?

  • Figaro frickin went up Geppetto night gown that would scare the crap outta me too :P

  • 04:29 trlolol

  • that cat is so f-ing cute... lol

  • Laughed my ass off when Figaro looked at pinocchio after he said why for the fifth time haha

    And to hell with people who say this has mature content.

  • Pinocchio could have burnt his finger.

  • Gepetto: Who's there?!

    Pinocchio: It's me.

    Gepetto: Oh, it's me......HUH?!?!

    LOL

  • Lol at 1:28 :)

  • Cliff Edwards you were great at singing "Give a little whistle". (R.I.P Cliff Edwards).

  • Its funny when after Pinnochio says here I am Figaro jumps while freaking out and makes Gepetto fire his gun up in the air narrowly missing Jiminy Cricket

  • This film is very controversial due to the promoted mature content featured in the movie.

  • how epic is his pillow! i want one!

  • Gepetto is BADASS, he lit the match with his butt!!

  • I wish i lived in a place like Geppeto's village...

  • Why can the fox speak and figaro not?? :)

  • Jiminy always made that matchbox bed seem so cozy.

  • *walks like a mindless zombie towards Geppetto* Pinnochio: "Gepetto, I have a soul now!" 8D

  • He kept a gun under his pillow... such a dangerous life being a carpenter... :))

  • LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Thank you for uploading!

  • i love that Figaro looks at Pinocchio like GTFO when he keeps asking why XD

  • Pinocchio skipping to school. SOoooo CUte!!! wish i had him for a son too =)

  • Walt Disney: YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

  • honest john is a legend, everything about him seems legendary, his voice, his clothes, his personality, everything. the character is simply unique

  • @anticenaguy He's my favorite character, despite me not seeing the movie in years. X3

  • did he light a match in his ass?

  • I remember when I first saw Jiminy Cricket trip over the pencil and land with his face inside his hat filled with water, I couldn't stop laughing at that scene.

  • "Remember, Giddy, the time I tied strings on you, and passed you off as a puppet? *laughing*"

    Call me crazy, but I laugh at that prank!

  • I love Figaro!

  • Figaro isn't as cute as he looks - he looks up at men's pyjama's! (2:14) lol :)

  • someone should call the RSPCA the way he handles figaro though lol!

  • cutest cat ever!! apart from my cat that is ;)

  • "It's amazing! A live puppet without strings! A thing like that might be worth a fortune to someone..."

    Because of course, no-one would be interested in a 6-foot tall, bidepal, talking fox. At all.

    o_O

  • @Motor42CD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOL

  • @Motor42CD It's for metaphorical purposes. Foxes are sly and sneaky.

  • In the scene where Gepetto tells Pinocchio to say hello to Figaro Pinocchio's pupils disappear and in the scene where Pinocchio's finger catches on fire Gepetto's nightcap disappears and reappears throughout the scene.

  • Pinocchio is very cute.

  • I'm dreaming in my sleep! Wake me up! Wake me up!

    LOL.

  • "Figaro, there's someboy in here!" The cat said, "SHITT!!! BYE!" lol! I loved this movie growing up! Memories!

  • the original collodi's character WAS NOT STROMBòLI (wHICH by the way is pronounced STRòMBOLI!!!) but MANGIAFUOCO(FIRE-EATER)!!!

  • @150Mackie which cat? Gideon or Figaro

  • funny how Jiminy Cricket keeps talking about avoiding temptation when he's the one who keeps acting like a player with all the "ladies"

  • @twilight6712 best comment iv seen on youtube hands down lol

  • 8:35.. Anybody else notice they slide instead of walk xD

  • 1:58

    Geppetto's packin'!

  • 8:30 enter fave characters sides pinoccho, Jimmeny and Figaro

  • I feel sorry for Geppetto's Neighbors, he seems to make alot of noise

  • poor cleo lol

  • why? :D

  • I love figaro (:

  • @iShona000 he is adorable but i can't tell half the time if he's good or not, maybe cranky would be a better term. At times he seems chipper and happy and others he seems annoyed, fustrated lol.

  • @thegauntlet2001 According to the character designers, Figaro was meant to have the mind of a spoiled child. He is always cranky when things don't go his way.

  • figaro is sooo cute

  • figaro is so cute xD

  • Is it just me or does Pinocchio's voice remind anyone of Bambi's? With the whole "Why" and "What're those" :P

  • Apparently, wishes come true all over if there are walking and talking foxes and cats. Oh, and work yards that work and change real boys into donkeys.

  • i wonder what happened to cleo...

  • Pinocchio always reminds me of Flounder and Koda. Thumbs up if you agree!

  • Does the Honest John's friend the cat have autism?

  • Pinocchio looks retared at 00:00!

  • Poor Figrao

  • O_O Who in their right mind goes to sleep at night with a gun under their pillow? BTW, tht was pretty ghetto how Geppetto lit a match from his ass B-)

  • I think this movie's country of place is Italy. Think, "It's-a Stromboli!" if Mario were to say it. Plus, Stromboli speaks Italian every other line. So, I think Pinocchio takes place in an Italian village..

  • "Why?Why?Why?"

    Are you sure he's not a real kid yet?

  • figaro is so cute !!

  • You guys notice that most Disney characters act differently when they're advertising the product, than they do in the movies? In this movie, Jiminy is all flirty and horny and foul tempered, but when you see him at the parks, or in specials, he's all, "Haha! Remember, dreams come true!" Same with Tinkerbell, in Peter Pan and her movies, she usually hot-tempered, jealous, selfish, but outside the movies, she's all smiles and flicking her wand on the screen.

  • @bluethunder25 well at least jimminy was made with SOME good manners unlike most high school and college age boys

  • "And always let your conscience be your guide" =]

  • 1:34 well it's about time they woke up!

  • jimmy can shuffle at 00.10 !

  • Man, he didn't think twice about sending a living puppet to school. Filming a horror movie, anyone?

  • He sounds like Mindy from Animaniacs....

    "Why?"

    SO CUTE

  •  It's so adorable when Pinocchio and Figaro are dancing together! 4:58

  • What if he shot Pinocchio! He actually gets his wish granted and then he ends up killing him... that would've been hilarious!

  • Figaro is hands down my fav cat char out of all disney movies, perhaps the only other that is as good is Sergent TIbbs from 101 Dalmatians.

  • @Viasupermodel89 What about Thomas O' Malley the alley cat? He was a dude!:-)

  • @Viasupermodel89 what about dina from alice in wonderland?she is adorable.

  • @Viasupermodel89 i like thomas omally

  • @Viasupermodel89 aww what about all the cats from aristocats? :o)