Matzo Man

[Bliber199]

My friend zach has the matza man! LOL 

[giratina4950]

.......dear god im scared

[victorfergn]

hmmm matzo men eat matza so.... they are cannibals? O__o

[EvaIowaCubsFan]

This is fucking hilarious.

Oh humanity, you make me smile somedays thanks to videos like this

[mysticamami]

Cool



[GigglezBox]

Best Passover video on earth!

[PonyLuver6]

LOVE THIS

[schnallsharona]

adorable!

[blackopman100]

go jews

[davidschechtman]

lyrics anyone?

[LethargyBlackout]

lol

[zipdadoo]

thanks u too happy passover

[Wildcat430]

Folks,it's the other "F" word,FUN!

[TheLucidWolF]

Lmao. Great video. Too bad some people are just too ignorant and stupid to enjoy the humor, no matter what the religion.. <<<< Coming from a Jew.

[lovevideoobama]

GREAT video, fellow American! Happy Passover!

[eatMyRocket]

חג כשר ושמח.

[pamelaparizo]

Well, I don't care for the Village people, but it's cute.

[dsyoshi182]

so funny



[zipdadoo]

Im a jew and i love this video i watch it all the time its epic!!!!! Hey hey oy oy vey!!!! hehehe lol

[jbkm22]

@zipdadoo I am a Jew too, I like to have a lot of fun and good humor while preparing for Pesach!!! The sad thing is: no matzah for me this year :( but ok... 

[zipdadoo]

@jbkm22 why can u have matzah!!! its the bestest!

[zipdadoo]

Respond to this video... i meant why cant you

[jbkm22]

@zipdadoo lol I don't know how to make it and if I knew, I don't have an oven :P also we don't have kashrut stores in here... never mind :) Have a great time!!!

[zipdadoo]

@jbkm22 thanks u too happy passover

[stevenlburke]

Classic!

[greekboi07]

OMFG LOL ! My Friends name is Matt, and his Gamer Tag is Matzo_FTW... We had no idea this even existed ! LOL

[mburs004]

there is nothing racially steriotypical about this video. I should know. I'm a jewish boy.

[Poetry203]

I am an ISRAELI Jew and I approve this message.Cute.

[berchboys]

Good Stuff

[cupdrums]

dancing spongebobs

[kufrdog]

Hilarious. Makes me wish I'd gone to Rabbinical School on that scholarship after all. And I'm not even Jewish. (a clerical error put my name in the bucket).

[WDLawless]

We all pray to the same God...in our own day and in our own way. Our God is your God.

[pookid54]

and it's kind of binding...won't let my people "go".

I thought I'd die laughing! Oy!

[2ndSamuel710]

Mike Rivero has great site @"What Really Happened" with list of 'Whore's 4 Israel' which is most of congress & senate USA. No friend of Israel is friend of USA. Mike knows Jews as his 1st wife was Ashkenazi Jew. Must be noted here- Jews R not Israel of the Bible. Want proof? google "Ashkenazi Jews not descendants of Biblical Israel"- It is in there own Almanac. I Am the Witness. com. Real Jew News. com. Jew Watch. com. Judicial-Inc. org. USS Liberty. org. Holohoax. com. Gentile Alliance. org

[TheMidot]

me gusta su idea, Chik! saludos desde .México

[Xsoccergirl903X]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!! once you hear it, you can't stop singing it!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! Its so funny too with the matzos. And the song is sooooo catchy and amazing. AHHHHHH I LOVE IT. lol

[duckydevine]

This is just so hilarious!

[christyprice4]

I love being a Jew, woohoo!!!!

[icy697320]

me too we already had seder and we danced soooooo much my legs still sore =D

[tototron]

Alto, Altisiisimo video. Jag Sameaj !!!

[samsaulavi]

@JesusPaid4You And if you read it, it says nothing about the carpenter!!! Oh - you must be talking about that "New" stuff that someone wrote. That's just some storytelling. One Bible, one G-d; nowhere does is say G-d is a triplet.

[samsaulavi]

Very cute, funny and all of that good stuff (not stuffing, it's Pesach!).

[zeldafreek56]

Today during my family's seder when we did Yahatz my dad made us watch this video or we would have to endure a 5 hour long seder

[MustSeeThisTV]

Very funny

[velocityj]

I love BBQ ribs and matzo. Also matzo and crabcakes.

[PizzaTrophy]

Why do I like this

[Jimmer525]

you suck

[Pull0utBoy]

I'm a jew and I approve

[Menechem]

@Pull0utBoy I second the approval! Kinyot and matzah for Pesach (the joy of being Sephardic)!

[QueenLucyThe2nd]

LOL This is great ^-^

[Slainna]

I'm hungry now

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

lol, so cute, happy Unleavend Bread(even tho it passed) Yeshua bless u all

[Alcohol70]

GREAT! HAHA

[IggyKoopa12]

Pun Intended

[sternburger4ever]

cute now im in the mood 4 matza now lol

[terracottapie]

Before I even looked at the comments, I knew they would be full of people from different stupid religions yelling at each other.

It's a friggin song parody about matzos, people. Is this the best place to proselytize and have a my God is better than your God pissing match? You're all absurd.

[kingofschnitzels]

I fucking know. It's a music video with a talking cracker, can't people just shut the hell up for a bit and enjoy...

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

LOL, so true!

[thgl2814]

@terracottapie

great comment!

this video is not a conest of which religion is better or worse. It is a parody of the Village People for Pesach. That's it!

You youtube fanatics need to get off the computer and get a life !!!

[terracottapie]

@thgl2814 Yeah, I agree. I am an atheist, but I am from a Jewish family and seders are fun.

[thgl2814]

@terracottapie

being an atheist at a seder I'm not sure how that works exactly but I hope the experience inspired you a bit. have a happy holiday!

[terracottapie]

@thgl2814

Just because I don't believe the stories are real doesn't mean I can't enjoy the experience. I don't believe movies are real either but I can enjoy them for what they are.

[swedish0spartans]

@terracottapie even not i care about that

[KabbalahSherry]

@terracottapie - LOL!

Preach brother! ~ I'm not sure why people can't just lighten up, and enjoy the song!

Jeesh....

[PAO13071]

@terracottapie dude i don't see that many bad comments -.-" jeez what an attention whore

[terracottapie]

@PAO13071 You must not be looking past the first page. Go about 5 pages deep into the comments.  At the time I posted that comment, there were Jews, Christians, and Catholics beefing with each other about Passover. Since then it got buried by nice comments (which is a good thing).

[PAO13071]

@terracottapie oh ok sorry then xD

[davidschechtman]

@acnkev Hey, do you have the lyrics?

[LuvToAct247]

this video makes me laugh. thank you. i love it.

[1Stalker1]

I understand.

[1Stalker1]

Tell me what is more important for you:

Believing in Jesus?

Believing in God?

In my point of view, if doesn't meters if you believe in Jesus or not, you have to follow the God's laws and holy days. =)

[WolfofSorrows]

Actually if you follow the bible, God says that only those who follow the ways of his only begotten sun will be permitted into the gates of heaven. >.> p.s. sorry for the reply to the old comment.

[1Stalker1]

I didn't knew that, thanks for telling now I know =)

Anyway, now I see the big difference of Jews and Christian but its mostly with Jesus only. Jews seems to follow the God's way only and Christians follows God's and Jesus way, am I right or wrong?

[WolfofSorrows]

From what I understand the Jewish community does not follow the teachings of Jesus Christ but of God himself... The Jews were actually the largest group of people to reject Jesus' teachings while he was alive, they believed that him claiming to be the son of their God was nothing more than Blasphemy. Which always brings up my question... if the Jewish people are God's chosen, which is says in the Bible AND in the Torah, but the only way to god is through Jesus, are they still the Chosen People?

[aliza2achi]

proove it , you caaant

[TheWhiteSuit]

Matzo is disgusting. Why do the Jews eat the stuff? Tradition? Respect for ancestrors? Not wanting to spend much for a family meal? Eating something that acts as a plug to one's excretion tract seems pointless.

[aliza2achi]

matza is $50 dollars a box or more cheap for a family meal?? and nobody has to explain to u why

[TheWhiteSuit]

Fifty dollars? You must be referring to the brand that has diamonds sprinkled within the matza. I saw a box of matza that could apparently feed a family of four for a meager $6. And even so, since many Jewish families are well-off, participating in well-paying occupations that have become a tradition to Americanized Jews, $50 may be considered cheap for a meal.

And you DID explain it to me. Just now. So thanks for that.

[aliza2achi]

it cant be any matza box, sorry to tell you but it has to be shmura matza wich iss 50 $ a box and tehere rich and poor like everywhere else in the world mybe there a couple a very well off families, but just like there other religions with well off families

[onemanband613]

"Many Jewish families are well-off"?! You apparently haven't been to Israel, where many Jews don't even live a fancy lifestyle! And trust me, it's not easy for Jews to pay so much for that Matzoh. Do you also realize how much Jews pay for tuition for Yeshiva? I don't know what you mean by "well-paying occupations" but I can assure, there are PLENT of not-so-well-paid occupations that Jews have, e.g. Rabbi (and I mean ORTHODOX).

[spaceandpeace]

it is a very catchy song and I'm Jewish and I'm proud to be Jewish pesach is my favourite chag

[iowafan11]

LOLOLOLOL. Go Jews!!! I hate the way Matzo tastes, but i do love passover! Plus, those little matzo guys are really funny! I like being Jewish

[bradljr0046]

o my god

the village people

really? hahaha

[UniqueCraziness12]

im partially jewish. and i make fun of my cheap jewish mother all the time. these vids are hilarious. btw. im atheist so all you big god ppl out there can go die!!!! JESUS FUCKIN SUCKS

[TheWhiteSuit]

Jesus WAS a Jew. The King of the Jews actually. Stupid.

[LittleJewishPrincess]

pessach is my favorite ;)

too bad it´s already over this year...

[Miss31415]

funny...

[BrklnzGangsta]

This is the basic belief difference. Jews do not believe that Jesus was a messiah/son of g-d. just another scholar.

[JustCharley587]

Would you Jesus people please stop annoying us and invading our sites? We are Jews, we are proud, we are observant in our different ways, and we are One in all our differences; and no, we don't believe in Jesus, and we are sick of being proselytized by you. If you want to find out about Judaism, go to the library and read, but please stop spreading your distorted and ignorant views of us.

[BrklnzGangsta]

i am jewish...

[BrklnzGangsta]

and i am not responding nastily because reading my comment, you cant really tell whether i am or not. but fyi, you should be that angry with another religion. wonder how most of the wars in the world start? i am jewish and i do not have a problem with any religion. whether you believe in jesus or a rat( for example). religion is something that gives a person a correct path to follow. of course we will all think "our" religion is the right one but who are we to judge what other people believe.

[BrklnzGangsta]

i meant to say: "you shouldnt be angry..."

[Nacha255]

You may be Jewish, but what you said doesn't follow the beliefs of mainstream Orthodox Judaism. Mainstream Orthodox Jews don't believe that Jesus was "just another scholar" because they don't accept any of his teachings. (But, of course, you're right they don't believe he was the son of G-d.)

[BrklnzGangsta]

He was teaching judaism tho..

[WhimsicalQuandary]

@Nacha255

"G-d"?

His name is YHWH/Yahweh Jehova the King James Bible is a shitty translation that removed the name and replaced it with "LORD"

[icy697320]

dats why u use the awesomely Jewish translation yay =D

[1Stalker1]

I would like if you check it, but do they believe that Jesus is only a messiah but think that the "son of god" is just a story?

[1Stalker1]

Well I think about one of the reasons that the Jews didnt believed that he was the messiah. I think its because they believed that a messiah will come and will lead them back to their country - Israel. They waited and waited.. (2000 years passed) till they got a country. I dont think that Jesus even talked about that, but I think its one of those reason.

I dont really know why the Jews didnt believed that he was the messiah, but I think its one of the reasons.

[1Stalker1]

SOME Jews became secular after they got their freedom in other countries, its kinda was fake freedom because they still could not do everything and be accepted everywhere. But even the secular Jews are in peace with god. They follow the rules and etc...

Allot Jews follow the Jewish rules anyway.

I was talking about the last bible that was found, I told you what the T.Vs and Internet translated. They both did the same, sadly I cant remember the second's guys name.

[aliza2achi]

dont even discuss this with him, let him believe what he wants, he knows the truth thats why he wants to convince evryone and it doesnt work, also hes trying to proove a point to himself

[1Stalker1]

Neh, I head about the other guy that did the same what Jesus did in the same time. People even thought they are doing some kind of Messiah fight, and non of them said "Im the Messiah" and they both were Jews..

The "Peace with god" is what Jews do "Brit Mila". Its a deal with got that you will follow all the Jewish rules (Like washing your hands after your done in the bathroom, or not believing in other gods or not eating a pig)

Well that what I think what you mean "Peace with god"

[1Stalker1]

Did Jesus said he will bring peace?

[1Stalker1]

was alive*

[1Stalker1]

I believe at god, and I believe that Jesus what alive but I dont believe that he was Messiah and that he was "San of god".

[1Stalker1]

There is some bibles about Jesus, and only one of them is true. And no one knows which one is true, because there is allot bibles.

People found bibles, lots of them. Didn't you heard about the last Jesus bible that was found?

[jeanniesfunkymonkey]

y r u writing this on a jewish vid?

[jeanniesfunkymonkey]

plz dont write things like this cuz ppl who are jewish dont agree with this!

[1Stalker1]

Doesnt meter if he is or not, meters what he did that was a good thing. The bad thing that there is allot versions of the Jesus bible. The last bible that was found tells that the king loved Jesus and expelled all who dont believe in 1 god. There was also another guy who did the same as Jesus did, I dont remember his name but because they teached and did almost the same people thought they are fighting.

[IWannabeJew]

I find that the whole wheat Matzah doesn't "bind" me.

[bballfan517]

funny

[nninja555]

reminds me of the ymca scene in waynes world 2.

[verynice420]

matzah tastes like shit especially with the little christian blood

[krazymofa247]

you are a fukin idiot

[smoobaby628]

r u kidding

wow

bastard

[Magzmoo]

Geez...it's a funny matzah video....we really have to get into a deep discussion about religion? And by the way, people have their own opinion about religions, you don't have to be shoving it down peoples throats if you are Christian and the person is Jewish. I for one am Jewish, and you don't see me shoving my religion down peoples throats. Let people believe what they believe and if you're right, then you're right. Other people should not be your problem. If you are right, you'll go to heaven.

[jeanniesfunkymonkey]

thnak you i was sayin the same thing this is a video about something thts apart of the jewish religion we dont need ppl comin and writin shit about a different religion as if u are tryin to convince us into a new religion

[MrArtVandelay]

You are in a deep state of brainwashing. A man in the sky with a beard. Parthenogenisis. People rising from the dead. A place where evil people burn. A big boat with two of each animals. The planet only 6000 years old. Keep on believing this lunacy just don't get in anyones face with your ideas about how to live ones life. Enjoy your mythical existance.

[KRvideos1]

I get everything you say. Religion started when the sky made loud noises and rain fell, and the people didn't understand why, so someone upstairs must be angry or something. But I'm surprised it still exists in these modern times. It's nice to have something to turn to in times or death or marriage, but other than that.......

[puppiesrule98]

hink what you want! Don't tell others what to think though!

[bellyd811]

so i am going to hell for being jewish or watching this video about matzah?

i would like to be clear on that

[lafk52]

If you want to believe in a mythical god like Zeus, go right ahead. God gets Jewish girl pregnant. Like Zeus gets Greek girl pregnant, out came Hercules. Go color some eggs.

[x3WhiteMarshmallow]

they look like spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charcoalinkdream]

This is so cute! Thanks for posting.

[dianehelen]

Get a LIFE JesusPaid4You  and go spew somewhere else

This self righteous one sided non tolerant spewing has NO PLACE as a comment to this video.

Not everyone beleives in your imaginary friend

I thought the video was VERY CUTE! :)

[Noblindersonme]

Thank you dianehelen.

Its unfortunate that some find it necessary to demean other people's beliefs. My understanding from my truly Christian friends is that Jesus, if he existed, preached tolerance and understanding, which JesusPaid4You is not showing.

By the way JesusPaid4You, happy Easter. I hope you have a good holiday. And I will have a very happy Passover.

Great video!!! :)

[perachazar123]

I love this video!! and i jew :))))))))))))

[KSMSDRPEPPER]

Wish I had the lyrics to this. LOoks funny !

[roopnoh]

matzo balls are horrible all they are are just fuckin dough... its ridiculous how people like just plain fuckin dough

[imnicksane]

i love this vid cause im a jew l o l!!!!!

[awesomeboyyoyo]

ME to

[EmoAcrobat13]

me also

[shaked0113]

i love this song! it's so funny! i love matza balls! they are so yammy!