Meskimen Cartoon Caption Contest #5

[ofeliazick]

nice graphics

[jimmeskimen]

Sorry, dwolf4d, but the deadline for this game is over... play the next cartoon, before the 18th of July!

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?" - Lin Yutang

Tao Phoenix

"Mmmm, Cold Pizza - just like my Alpha Centauri University days."

Tao Phoenix

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"Glorp! Get back to your station!" "Don't worry, Cap'n - I've got my eye on everything".

Tao Phoenix

"Captain's Log, Date 11-11-2111 - After many first contact attempts at negotiations with the Larizzians, we discovered the Rosetta Slice to unlocking their language."

Tao Phoenix

Now Playing - Tom Godwin's Cold Equations - the definitive story of the tragedy of stowaways.

Tao Phoenix

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I can't wait to try this Earth pizza. I hear it's a slice of heaven!

Marla Deaton

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Captain you hold them off and I'll keep an eye on the pizza.

Mark Williams

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"This slice is headed out of this world"

Terri Bonner

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Take me, but don't forget the pizza.

Andrew Pell

[creatoranthecatalyst]

You ordered it with anchovies? Nobody eats anchovies.

Matt Baker

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"Hey! You forgot the garlic butter and my bread sticks!"

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"I knew the pizza delivery business was dangerous, but uniforms and guns? Man, you need a safer job!"

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"Soylent Green is people!"

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"It's a trap! This pizza is plastic!"

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"Close the Blast Doors! Close the Blast Doors!!"

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"No tip? I'll just take a slice, then!"

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"One quick slice, and then exit- stage left, even..."

OK Mark, that's about all I can come up with. Thanks for letting me play!

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"Why so serious, Dude?"

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"Who ordered the Anchovies!?! Yuk!"

Dan Hollifield

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Mark, Great to hear from you. Lets see:

Billy's curiosity and hunger got the best of him. In the end, the last surviving pizza from Planet Earth arrived at the InterGalactic Gastronomical Museum missing two slices. And even though the security guard's photon charge left a permanent mark when it hit him in the butt, Billy told friends that if he had another chance he'd do it all over again.

Have a happy 4th!

Robert Futterman

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I come from another world for this pizza, don't shoot me"

Sabrina Cummings

[creatoranthecatalyst]

"Dude, I said get me to Antares, not get me anchovies."

Dan Edelman

[creatoranthecatalyst]

It was free right. That took way longer than 30 minutes!

Matt Baker

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I need this as part of the Zetarnian mating ritual. You can have it back later.

Matt Baker

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I can't wait to try this Earth pizza, I hear it's a slice of heaven!

Marla Deaton

[xLindzkissesx]

Dominoes delivery is just stellar

[kyaude]

I have a couple of captions.

"Sorry to eat n run but got a plane to catch."

"Dude, where's the party?"

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Do you want a slice? It's sausage, Reese's Pieces and cat food?

John (J. Davidson Hero)

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Hey Klaatu! Barada nikto my pizza!

John (J. Davidson Hero)

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Oh, we’re definitely conquering whatever planet these things come from.

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

One more time, Sergeant. . .is this a food item or a waste product for your species?

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

You think the Mutatron ray affected me? Look what it did to Jimmy!

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Okay, when it chews through the airlock, you shoot it with the blaster to distract it, and I’ll throw this spoiled anchovy pizza down its throat.

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I’m warning you, Carl! One more verse of “When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie” . . . .and I’m gonna shove this thing right down your throat!

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Geeze Joe, after smoking that weird weed we took from the aliens, I’ve got the munchies like CRAZY!

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

No, Hans, we ate all the sausage pizzas while you were on guard duty. You want to try a slice with swamp slugs and extra bile?

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I said TIP the delivery guy, Fred, not Zap him!

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Sorry Colonel, you’ll just have to hold ‘em off till our lunch break’s over. Union rules, you know.

Bill Wolfe

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Hey Earthman! Don't shoot! I'm hungry.

J. W. Henson

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Hey... you can stand on guard all day waiting for Space Emperor Galaxo, but I'm eating.

John (J. Davidson Hero)

[creatoranthecatalyst]

The warp engine containment field is failing and only mozzarella can fix it.

John (J. Davidson Hero)

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I hope you don't mind. All we have to eat back in engineering are tribbles.

John (J. Davidson Hero)

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I'm Puke Piestalker. I'm here to rescue you.

John (J. Davidson Hero)

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Oh no! Invasion of the Pizza Snatchers.

John (J. Davidson Hero)

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Pizza? What pizza? Where? Oh! look at that! Bad 3rd arm! Stop that!

D. C. Goode

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Please! I need cheese’s healing properties for my sick aunt who has an eye infection.

D. C. Goode

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Sorry Sir. Virtual pepperoni is impossible to pass up. Besides, you stiffed me for a tip last time.

D. C. Goode

[creatoranthecatalyst]

But Mr. Spacely…In quadrant 12, it’s always customary for the delivery guy to get the 1st slice.

D. C. Goode

[rockmaplesteve]

After you exterminate the rat, can you get me a beer?

[sallynutterutube]

Give them anything else, but don't let them take the pizza!

[abcpickles]

i liek apples

[garybaren]

Don't give me that look, I told you that just looking at pepperoni gives me gas.

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Is this from the "How To Serve Man" cookbook?

Valerie Edgemon

[jimmeskimen]

Hey, Mark! Great captions! Why not post a link from your creatorandthecatalyst site, so all your talented artists can be inspired to play?

[creatoranthecatalyst]

@jimmeskimen

Jim, I'll create the graphics on the home/previews page and let you know when it is up! Also, I'll send out a promotional e-mail to the site members.

Mark

[jimmeskimen]

Look, if you don't want to do it, just SAY so...

Thanks, Mark! That sounds terrific! I love reaching new creative peeps!

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I love this pepperoni, it looks like my home planet!

Marla Deaton

[sallynutterutube]

Hurry!!! Cyclops 2008 is starting now!!!

[sallynutterutube]

The delivery took forever, but it's still the best pizza in the galaxy!

[faerytlc]

"It's our only hope! The Teenagers are coming, the Teenagers are coming!!"

[jimmeskimen]

Pete Kinnet:

"Easy, one sudden move and your little friend here disappears, for good!"

[jimmeskimen]

""OOPS! There's nothing like a game of 'Space Invaders' to whet your appetite!"

Caption by Zenon Duda"

[kellydc3]

uhm, sorry, you're out of toilet paper!

[kellydc3]

The congealed fat disks sealed the breech! You actually eat this stuff?

[YourChessCoach]

Did you see my contact lens in the last box?

[MarshScarecrow]

Don't shoot!  I come in pieces...

[jarren70]

Um...yeah. You don't mind, do you?

[creatoranthecatalyst]

You Hooo-mannns make a great large intestine pizza! By make I mean as you being the main ingredient!

Mark Edgemon

[creatoranthecatalyst]

I thought illegal aliens only DELIVERED pizza!

Mark Edgemon

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Sarge, I hope that is not what I think it is?

Mark Edgemon

[bimjales]

"You know, I could take all three, but as you can see I only have one eye."

[srknight2]

I hope this ship goes to Brooklyn! They have the Best pizza there!

[srknight2]

Hope this goes to Brooklyn! That's where the really good pizza is!!

[creatoranthecatalyst]

Wow! You guys really do deliver pizza in 30 minutes or less!

Marla Deaton

[jimmeskimen]

1. Oh, don't worry, I'll buy you a fresh pizza.....as soon as we take over the world ahhh ha ha ha ha!!!!

2. Foolish Earthman...No one can protect pizza from THE SLEEM!!

3. Oh no sir....I was just putting it back...heh, heh, heh.

4. Oh sir, please don't shoot! Only Earth pizza can save our race from extinction!

Chuck Rosenthal

[harrisoq]

I know it's the last one for 5 parsecs, Friedrich, but just one piece, PLEASE!!

[C4Exchange]

Has this pizza got olives or anchovies?