Battim : SWINE FLU WILL KILL US ALL!

[youngfaithful18]

ha fuck ur funny man!

[ak390]

you look super scared :)

[honussa]

Well, I'm vaccinated.

[gokusupersaiyan100]

roflmao!

[TransformersLover11]

Nope It Wouldn't I Take Care Of My Body I Have Apples and Blueberrys 4 Times A Day I Have 6 Carrots and Celery Each Day I Have Milk, Cheese, Vegtables and Fruits Almost Every Day So Nope Can't Kill Me I Had all The Fruit In This World It Took Me a long Time It Took Me Almost 30 Weeks To Eat all The Fruit I Had all The Vegtables Ever Made It Took Me 35 Weeks To Finish The Vegtables But Sometime I Put The Fruit In The Fridge and Sometime I Put My Vegtables In The Fridge I Go To Work at 7 Morning

[HamstaaMastaa]

Lol Joker

[anko8aug]

hahaha what a joker lmfao!

[PivotAvenger]

i like the ending

"Joke"

lol

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[Luburium]

fuckin noob battim shut your fuckin face you dsigrace asshole this is nothing to kid about!! Fucker!!!

[Yxajjay]

oh isn't it something to joke about?

[abceasyla]

boring!

[sageunr]

Let's stop killing world all of you.

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[Dewdaahman]

wow, definately too much time on your hands dude.. swine flu is now a joke..? like the housing market, banking, lack of employment..?

[battim]

try a sense of humor....i know its hard.

[Okan195]

i knwo h1n1 svine flu sucks man fucking anoying to get but the svine flu will only attack peoples that cant take care of themselves strong people can survive the flu my friend got a flu and survived lol xD

[preachingsin]

I've had many of those symptoms but since long before this swine flu outbreak. I guess i wont worry.

[DantarBlade]

LOL! That was purely awesome! I just got back from duty, and the Coremen there said if anyone claimed to have Swine Flu, they needed to strip and go roll in the mud to cure it! Thank you for another dose of common sense and a good laugh!

[NguyenThiKhiem]

this is just great. we all gonna die. thanks a lot you filthy mexican pigs.

[VedekDrew]

OMGoddess...

I have SWINE FLU!

Now did the thermometer curl BEFORE or AFTER insertion?

:-)

Thanks Battim!

[marleychix]

only have number 9

[gkhelsinki]

me too!!!!

[nist5039]

OMG i have all those symptoms

[xcon99]

u fucking pig lol

[PhuqueU]

This flu has DNA from Pigs, Birds and Humans, it was created in a lab so you might want to google "40 dead microbiologists" and find articles writen four years ago abou the world's leading microbiologists turning up dead all over the world.

Look they're facing indictments for 911, they have nothing to lose by killing millions more and have the balls.

See youtube title: "Mercury In Vaccines Causes Brain Cell Damage"

They want to force you to take this, or quarantine you.

[battim]

oh good lord.

[GreatGig1]

hahaha! Now THAT is a public service annoucement! What more do we need??? That should have cleared things up nicely! :-)

[ApocalypticFervor]

Cool, the swine flu deal is a scam by the elitist propagandist anywho, so keep em coming.

[jazzxoxm]

this is fake ?

[lbrex78]

I can't stop eating spam and I made a new best friend in a spider that amazingly wove my namein a web...I'm doomed :(

[KyuubiFoxxyGirl]

No. The swine flu is a serious disease that makes people feel like pigs. In no way WHATSOEVER should you think this is fake.

[sheba5150]

OMG! You have the facial expressions of George Bush! LOL

[AnotherRoboKy]

*sneezes*

OH SHIT SWINE FLU

BECAUSE SNEEZING CAN'T POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO ANYTHING ELSE

[Greensborrow210]

Terrorist at my door step, Government in my bank account, bussiness men cracking up and turning into Charles Whitman, and now swine flu engolfing the air....I don't even go to Blockbuster any more..if I wanna be terrified i just turn on the news....

[GalaxySmith18]

Lol, yeah. The news is the ultimate horrow film :-D They do a great job at that.

[iLAZYgary]

lol....though I do have a snotty nose...maybe it's time to panic...

12 dead of swine flu

2000 die of 'normal' flu every single month.

I have piggy sex everyday....and I'm fine:s

[fahni23009]

swine flu nr 10

backangelz greetings from germany

[marklross2]

I LOVE Spam!

[TamHickey67]

LOL. Anything with Kermit can't be all bad!

[MSWmson]

Loved it, although judging from some of the inane responses, you're casting pearls before trolls. May they find a non-Biblibal cliff near at hand (at hoof?).

[Trying to resist saying you brought home the bacon with this one.]

[PearlsBeforeTrolls]

Hey, I resemble that remark!

[OhCurt]

LOL

Kermie's hawt!

[Neurolanis]

Ha ha.

[girlganja]

mmmmmmbacon

[HeathMercer]

I anticipate sales of canned slop will skyrocket. Hormel must be ecstatic.

[dicom]

Alright, I confess, I am most amused. Especially the pulled pork bit.

[21stCenturyCat]

ha ha I take it the 'joke' sign at the end is for people that really have no sense of humour.

anyway I heard there is an easy cure for swine flu... you just need to apply some 'oink-ment!' - baaaaaaadum!

[Chi7es]

oscar mayer HAHAH

[Greensborrow210]

What kinda ass-hole has nothing better to do then to sit at home and hate on peoples videos, sure are some dumb motherfuckers hating on this one...instead of makeing an ignorant comment make a better video of your own..but that would take to much time and thought..better just hide behind the computer and hate on people i can't see face to face....real tough

[battim]

Welcome to trollville...

[flcl544]

fucken moron get a life swine flu is comign for you!

[katyaye1981]

ur youtube video is boring to watch

[battim]

Then don't watch

[Michelle5451]

After taking a quick, very quick look at your videos, your comment is hysterically funny!

[AustForces]

?? Why dont you sucide then?

[Justinmazing]

Oh I though it was called the swan flu. It's swine though? Huh? I guess pig flu didn't have the nice ring to it.

Th, th, th, th, th, th that's all folks!!!

[battim]

Vegas fun?

[Justinmazing]

I go at the end of May.

U going to 789? We can share a room. I figure it would work out great for me that way so u can go fuck half of YT elsewheres and I get get a decent night of sleep.

[battim]

Yeah gotta give lea something to talk about for two more years huh? Lol.

[Justinmazing]

Not touching that comment.

But I would video every girl u met and make a compilation with some 80's porno music in the background.

[BwagBnaT]

fuck u white trash, scum bag, little dirty psycho, I hope swine flu gets into ur house and turns u into a pig within seconds, u little bastard

[sidexwalk]

fuck him, eh? i'd like to see you try.

[battim]

Yawn...

[BwagBnaT]

ok,,,,,,,,

[ANewRevolution]

4-1 where hilarious

[ElijahShanor]

This is great, 5/5

[MilitantScience]

Who is Peter and why is he doing a campaign to save me?

[battim]

Peta...lol. peter was a rabbit. Different flu strain

[DrugLorde420]

Lmao, funny man.

[juacoredx]

well, i actually have 6 of those simptoms since i was 12 so i supposse.....

oh my god!!!! i created the swine flu!!!

[KorimTV]

say no to swine flu.

say yes to free comic book day

[battim]

I love free comix

[lingai]

i applaud you

[krootasaurusrex]

Number 4... LOL!!!

[thork86]

I need a new thermometer....

[battim]

You need razzzzzzzamatazz

[thork86]

anal thermometer... razzamatazz... both are needed

[Greensborrow210]

I've had three of those symptoms since i was 11

[farcry008]

LOL. nice.

[silentfades]

your a funny dude

appreciated it

Marc in NYC

[fletchkoffner]

Well I'm pretty sure the thermometer thing is perfectly normal, so I should be okay.

[ramona7609]

lol

[Haziel83]

omg, don't say that, ughhh, let me suck ur cock, let meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[louie00746]

YOU CAN SUCK MINE INSTEAD!

[hotae333]

this is no joke i had the swine one time and my dick cruled up like a tail

[Michelle5451]

pulled pork *snicker*

[simonodell]

Hi Mich been a while.

[Michelle5451]

Hi Si, yes it's been a while! I've not been around much - been busy visiting Los Angeles, etc. Nice to see you here!

[simonodell]

Yeh been watching BT since I had some chat on vloggerheads a while back.

[jamjabba3]

LOL - Nice top 10 battim!

[poopzakishawt]

lol

if it isnt swine flu that kills us,the new jonas brothers show will!

[jonsalvator]

Very funny btw, I did not think of those.

[jonsalvator]

Shit. 5 more reasons u may have it:

5) U or someone u know got pwned with a bucket of blood at ur senior prom.

4) While bed ridden with open sores, found urself being introduced to some crazy lady's pet she calls "Misery."

3) After violently levitating, punched ur doctor clear across the room, referred to urself as a certain animal while masturbating, insisting he "KEEP AWAY!"

2) Blame ur depression on The Baconomy.

1) Find this happening to you at a crowded tea party - watch?v=DH69fKaWUyk

[battim]

gives a whole new meaning to seven steps to kevin bacon

[JimmerSD]

(Feeling intellectually stimulated ambles off in search of BLT sandwich)

[mnoormsh]

Damn I have swine flu. fuck my life.

[thizizliz]

Guffaw! I printed these out and gave them to the men in my house. Forewarned is forearmed! You have performed an important civic duty today. Laughter being the best medicine and you provided quite a bit.

[MadBadVoodo]

Funny stuff man!

5/5

[AskCarrieLee]

Kerrrrmie! I love you!!!

[gzyyy6]

good one the fools flue G/B***********s

[citizenkong]

oink!

[Xelanderthomas]

Good one, Tim. Thanks for the laugh.

[gabrielized]

Now, where's that spam?

[PDXvlog]

Please tell me where you got that graphic at the end. :D

-JP

[Ranblv]

Sometimes your life reaches a pork in the road, and the only hint you have is a faint cry on the ham radio calling you not to discriminate against the other white meat even if you were born a Jew :-)

[battim]

You know I thought of you when egypt slaughtered 400000 pigs...good god there are some stupid fucking peole in egypt

[kidblood1]

Wash your pig !!

[LrdDarkFyre]

ohhhh no I think I have tha fiest one

[Blargaldalien]

"Some Battim"

[battim]

Huh?

[Blargaldalien]

Charlotte spun 'Some Pig" into the web she had over Wilbur's sty.

[battim]

I am slow tonight...excuse me

[Blargaldalien]

Its that darn swine flu,I tell ya!

[czarwright]

the horror of it all. :p

Great job =)

[pornfartin]

oink

[DVincentW]

Help!

[Perroquet51]

Hell! I've got all those symptoms!!!!! OK, I always have had but I think they're worse, lately.

[channeIreview]

hmmm you made it through this top ten without mentioning any of the pork added to legislative bills in washington. somehow i fear you are losing focus? are you feeling ok? hope you aren't sick

[Fringe111]

Also, lipstick on a pig..... I can't believe you did that without cracking a smile hahahahaha

[LogicalSanity]

lol

[proteanview]

...and he kept a straight face the whole time. Hilarious... except the part about stuttering. ;-)

[battim]

How could I forget that one....damn

[dharrrster]

this is better than a letterman top 10.

oh wait, thats not much of a compliment =P

[pigsflyinny]

i dont like all this pig talk

[Loserido]

Why didn't we listen to Thunderf00t???

[battim]

this'll learn ya

[Mezc0]

Very funny! Keep it up

[DallinJeepsUtah]

lmfao nice dude

[WashingMachine0]

I'd better call my bothers now to make sure they aren't building any houses. I need to watch out for others symptoms too.

You have saved some lives today battim, we are in your debt.

[battim]

i am doing my best. its not easy being green.

[Henrin]

Us* all... will kill Us* all.

lold on peta

[battim]

us...damn typos  thanks