You Are A Stalker

[kyleaverhart]

:DD found it my self

[mile123na]

Thisvideo had me in tears with laughter seriiooouuuussllyyy lmmmmmaaaaaOoooooooooooooooooo­ooo

[YoungBeast102]

Pig shit!

[dezontk101]

Lol, this video is as funny as it was in 2006.

[floopadoo]

he's jamacan so he's probably high.

[HeroForHorses]

this is the perfect video to send to the guy who is stalking me lol

[thommas0]

lol

[SyntheticEarth]

I am here

In the shadows

[RiceCrispyNINJA]

I sent this to my friend.

I havent seen her in three days.

[GetterHeroRobo]

I found this video in the related video section after watching your "I Am Shit" video. I think I'm perfectly fine. Pig shit is for the pigs.

[VegetaTheInsanity]

Let me give you a story. I watch what I want and tell anyone who says I can't to fuck off. The end. I think over 600,000 views make for a attention grabber. Pig shit is for the birds.

[DanielRodd]

You are SICK!! You are disgusting!! You SICK PATHETIC PIG SHIT, FILTHY FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT LOL!!! DONKEY VOMIT!! YOU HORSE CUM!!! YOU CAMEL SHIT , GO HUMP A GOAT IN THE MIDDLE EAST OR YOU CAN'T GET LAID!!? haha this beats those MTV commercials where the man gets spit on his face after he proposes

[LegoPeter]

Theres 633,033 stalkers in the world.

[VegetaTheInsanity]

@LegoPeter 369 will just rape ya.

[JudgeLollie]

all them dislikes were people who were sent this video

[LeumasXseraph]

omg, now he's CRYING?!

[cimark]

I miss this kind of video of yours mr p.

[night7729]

I really need to send this to my ex. haha

[LegoPeter]

...... friend directed me lol

[PeblesOfficial]

395 people are stalkers

[THEXFACTOR911]

this girl started to stalk me and so i sent her this video and she was gone...thank you @mrpregnant for getting the crazy bitches off of me

[thydarktiger]

I love this video :)

[varyagi]

I can't believe it took me five years on youtube to find this... must stalk more people!

[hazardoussmiles97]

I sent this to a major stalker and he still isn't leaving me alone. Instead, he is using mrpregnant's jokes and saying he made them up. Any other suggestions on how I can get rid of him? Thanks xD

[girlSAIDso]

@hazardoussmiles97 youtube jenna marbles - how to get someone to stop talking to you

[FartyMarty37]

Actually, I found this video myself. I guess I'm my own stalker then x]

[xCuppyCakeSqueakersx]

Sent this to some creeper who keeps stalking my comments. LOL.

PIG SHIT.

[Supermansim]

i sent this to my ex =)

[123kaykay100]

i got stalked by a guy and i ended up going out with him ....... we broke up yestarday

[BOLSHEVIXTREME]

393 people here are stalkers

[VjDjTiina]

haaaaaaaaaaa mr still pregnant ?? miss youuuuuuu

[robomanification]

I looked up this video it was not sent to me.

So does that make me a stalker?

[DeathByConformity44]

At first I thought it was harsh to send this....but it was worth it to get her out of my life. :)

Thank you, MrPregnant.

[AllyAbsinthe]

Mr. Pregnant, I've watched your videos on and off for a few years. This was the first one I saw and it always makes me smile, and I know several people I want to send it to. But you seem awesome and I'd love to talk with you, as if that would ever happen lol.

[pixiedustgurl5000]

@tigergruppen88 what the hell

[babysinclairfan]

could he plz wear a shirt?

[MarkDudeman123]

"YOU ARE A PIG SHIT" that proves Mr. Pregnant is a legend

[1hitkilz]

393 people were caught stalking

[lilsweeti13]

oh wow.. thanks

[RiddlexMasterxXiu]

I almost felt bad for being a stalker. But then I almost peed my pants laughing, and continued my stalking.

[zabimaru98]

this is funny

[tpain1234567]

lol

[blindbumblbee]

this dudes funnier and easier to watch without those fake ass billy bob chompers

[thydarktiger]

This video was the first video I ever favorited :)

[PivotMasterD2]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FUNNY

[osanavy7]

U LO LIFE U R PIG SHIT!

[MegaMidget16]

He is the shit so stop hateing

[MrRastaJoe]

no-one sent me this :L my mate showed me it cause he was being stalked, but I send this to all my stalkers, works a trick! thankyou MrPregnant ;)

[doze99trax]

lulz! i love this!

[ScrubsFan8]

...did this guy blink at all...holy shit...

[XxTwistidxX]

I choked on pie watching this. O.o

[SammehChick]

Hes shirtless....

[Setzytb]

392 stalkers were sent this video.

[MasterKickArse]

hilarious, emotional, blunt. you deserve an award for best acting seriously. I mean WOW I sent this to my ex, okay it might of made her cry and what not but it actually WORKED. you're amazing. I love you...

[LicoriceLain]

Is it odd that watching this over my recent break up is comforting to me?

[gothjet]

I used it today :3

[Tigergruppen88]

i stalked a girl once... she hated me to fuck... but then 1 day i told her i love her... and she was brave enough to go out with me... and now shes my fiance... =)

[MadamDirtBag]

@Tigergruppen88 nothing is sweeter than a love story that shouldn't exist. congrats man.

[wizkid770]

@Tigergruppen88 so happy for you

[Reaper5366]

@Tigergruppen88  waaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooowww­www

[babysinclairfan]

@Tigergruppen88 I have a simila story except my girl wasnt brave ):

[BOLSHEVIXTREME]

@Tigergruppen88 cool congrats

[BleachedFrogs]

@Tigergruppen88 Awww, that's so cute! JK, shut the fuck up!!! Haha, jk congrats bro!

[BeatnickIntellectual]

@Tigergruppen88

creepy, what is that stockholm syndrome?

[haloguy09]

@Tigergruppen88 Not true, Because clearly you can't spell.

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

@Tigergruppen88 congrats to you :)

[simonwizzle91]

click on 3:55 over and over again..... HUNK'A SHIT

[JoblessDerrick]

good act

[JoblessDerrick]

good akt

[christennicolesmith]

Truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Courttxownsxu]

i remember i sent this video to someone back in freshman year of highschool....i laughed

[TylerHyperFace]

It's like ghetto Rafiki :D

[SicklyAbnormal]

@TylerHyperFace

ROFLLLLL <3 

[psychopothead]

This video helped. Thank you Mr Pregnant!

[ftgrl]

Perfect, lol

[78Divini]

This video was posted towards Todd Anderson of Portland, Oregon. He stalks me, stalks my friend Angel, and won't stop. He's also gotten my mothers address and called my mom at her home claiming to be a cop, with a warrant for my arrest, to try to get info from me. If you have any information on the where abouts of Todd Anderson, who's hiding in Portland, please email me.

We need to mail him "certified" mail for court.

[slayyer000]

this guy is cracked out

[TheFeldwebel87]

Great work my friend. I'll must put this video in my stash and use it as retaliation for some freaks. My respect.

[bih4lyfe10]

ey wens da new predators movie comin out?

[BarbieDollBitch]

You remind me of a person I work with. lol

[dutchesskruz0802]

KAY EMMMMM FUKN ELLLLLLLLLL

[angelfe112]

He looks good without his fake teeth!!

[twilightaddiction123]

I sent this to my friend :D lol loves you Carlie

[dede12410]

he is dumb as shit it is called L.O.V.E (love] people are fucking dumb.

[dog996]

@dede12410 do you even know what stalking is?

[rubickscube6666]

I don't understand, if a girl was the prettiest girl on earth, but she didn't want me, i dont feel attracted... seriously how do stalkers realize that girls dont wanna change their mind about them!

[James51195]

pigshit!

[iSAUSAGE]

lol mr pregnant is great, i actually really sent this to a stalker i had, he followed me everywhere, sang outside my house, followed me everywhere saying he loved me , even to the pub when i was out with my mates, and even sat outside the girls toilets singing, so in the end i sent him this, thanks mr pregnant its been 4 months and i haven't heard from him now..... your the best. i recommend this to everyone looking for a way to tell them.

mr pregnant rules

[laurierchick11]

No you are a stalker, your videos keep popping up on my rec commended videos.

[LicoriceLain]

@laurierchick11 Actually, that makes him an ad whore, not a stalker. :P

[FeceMcGee]

this guy is so stupid, yet I'm cracking up... i love the background music

[mouradeny]

hahahahahhahahahahha

[JonathanX95xboxlive]

what is this a black version of chris crocker?

[ieatshit02]

this guy is such a dumb ASS its almost not funny..sorry :(

[Donka8]

@ieatshit02 you're obviously one of the stalkers!

[dede12410]

@Donka8 i agree!

[copperhead88]

@ieatshit02 why is he a dumbass?

[edwardpenishandz]

Well I guess all the haters on here received this video from someone they loved... Don't take it out on Mr. Pregnant!

[jakeisonthesite]

i dont do any of those things!

[Cebeen]

@jakeisonthesite Good for you, STALKER!

[lolern2008]

you aint even fat..

[lolern2008]

you aint even fat..

[adir907]

loool first u should look ur videos dude than you should think whos the stupid

[megaelliott]

Why the fuck are these videos linked with autism ffs!?

[Kardemian]

youtube is ruining a lot of videos with the html5 ..... STOP HTML5

[Trickster9401]

wheres ur goofy teeth???

[yqwertzuio]

i looooooooooveeeeee youuuu mr pregnant

[thewhateven]

wheres the fake upper gum teeth and the random hats? D: but this is sooo true, and funny, thumbs up

[HipHopFireTracks]

mr pregnant is more awesomer than haters. :D

[Rawrzillaful]

All I can say is... Big big booty bitches.

[prettiegurl529]

omg the teeth weren't real? u look normal! I like ur hair yeah.

[sup3rkangkong]

making love out of nothing at all - air supply. mr preg knows real music!

[vinny460]

retarded

[3xpens1v3]

LOL this is brilliant

[youngmoney7371]

he luk bttr in this 1

[frankconjr]

go fuck yourself you Jamaican jackass

[ezikual55]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[JUSTxTHExBEST]

Hehe this man really is a legend!!!!

[Blingchachink]

YEEEEEMAILS hahahahAHHAHAH PIGSHIT HAHAHHA LITTLE DIRTY DIRTY PIGSHIT HAHAHAH this shit got me laughing madly hahah

[deadguy718]

this guy should lay of the weed

[Wiligot]

PEDOPHILIC BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wiligot]

You are the stalker now, you white trash nigger loving bitch!!!!!!!!

[matta6264]

lol i love this guy iv watched this vid like 50 time i love it :D !!!!!!

[SockCasserole]

Wow he's really good looking O_O

[jax252000]

This is a great video!

Stalkers are some strange people. I just don't understand why they do it. Do they get some sort of rush out of it or something?

[wtapache]

this one is going out to this girl across the street. All ways looking at me when I'm out side doing something.

[Dcjaxn]

i actually watched it all

[nicag88]

lolololololololol imma send this to some1

[GeorgeyBoy13]

LOL wtf

[lewz2596]

"YOU PIGSHIT!" lol thats hilarious!!!

[limaoscarlimaover]

sounds very funny, including the facial expression

[cuteyboyboy21]

this vid really works well on them cuz i used it AGAIN lmao

[dollhead999]

mr fregnant i mean pregnant sorry =P ur just amazing and u make me laugh . lol =D i just discovered ur page yesterday!! ur own teeth are much prettier than ur other ones however lol but we still love u !! woooooooh go mr fregnant. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxox i shall subscribe right away

[cuteyboyboy21]

i got 2 use this lmao XD

[rOckrOckproductions]

"they do not want your flower - you low life!"

BEST LINE I HAVE EVER HEARD

[ndhudecz]

funny

[MrPyrobozo]

lmao

[BattlefieldHigh]

hurts

[lobsterhands123]

I sent this to my stalker. I really hope it works.

[lollymadd19]

omg he loks so different wivout his goofy teeth

[DoubleBassElegy]

Actually, I'm watching this video because it's 5:30 AM, I've been up all night, I'm kind of high, I have nothing better to do, and I'm amazed by how fucked up this guy is.

Maybe this was part of his court-ordered therapy. You know, along with the restraining order.

[Dvnoid]

same. + same time.

[banegame]

Two words, Bettle...Juice

[zeebooker]

Funny as hell me brother....

[MzAlisha]

OMG lmao !!!!!!

[urgoingonzo]

LMAO!!!!

[dorito818]

the song in the background is making love out of nothing by Airsupply

nice vid bro love the song.

[josedogor]

huyyy parce ya cambian las cosas hay si no tines cara de idiota jajajajajaj estan buenos tus videos saludos desde colombia

[Malk64]

ahh one of the original youtube trolls

[oLEGENDz]

Well then... You Have 594,117 Views, so you have 594,117 Stalkers.. Owch.

[juankaloko123]

@oLEGENDz actually he have the half of stalkers, the other half is the person who send the video =)

[roceifin]

im lookin at the video cuz my friend has this on every time i look at the computer.

[MrSomeonenotspecial]

did someone whip his ass with your face? coz you're like.. poopy brown.. It's just not a regular brown xD

[sh3n3ll708]

lmfaooo

[jessegirltash745]

my bro walks 2 stalk all of u people \

[patter5on1]

what is written in his right hand

[matta6264]

omg!!! im gunna die of laughter ahahhhahahahaha!!!! i cant breath someone call 911 ahhahahhahahaahahahahaha!!!!!

[xMattMayesx]

It's not that funny..

[reneezification]

yea you need to calm down!!

[ggirlisme]

I want to state this to EVERYONE who is getting stalked.Call the cops!We called the cops on my stalker twice now & he will be getting a warrant for his arrest & thrown in prison for 2-4 years for stalking & harrassing.Anti-stalking laws have been in place for all states for several years now.Google "anti-stalking law (your state)" & you will see that you CAN put your stalker behind bars!Stalking IS a serious crime & treated as such in the court of law.People who stalk are NOT healthy in the mind

[qwertyuiopz123]

?????????????????

[RiseofMarine]

like the hair

[AnonymousNIG09021FTW]

that sounds rough. what kinda relationship did you have for it to turn out like that?

and maybe you should be flattered, but im guessing you dont feel that way

[AnonymousNIG09021FTW]

Isn't there such thing as a restraining order?

And dont be mad at me i was just looking at one side of it

[AnonymousNIG09021FTW]

im not defending him ma'm

but maybe youre just irresistible and he felt that if you fell for him once he'll make you do it again

[1drahcir]

hehe I like this one a lot, must be really harsh when someone sends you this haha :p

[pieislikesoawesome]

WOOOT lol

[lovelymomo18]

ths will come in handy- ty

[CauseAndCatastrophe]

I owe you my thanks! This video got me out a particular and unpleasantly hairy situation, but this video halted that and for that I thank you!

[Ihugmoons]

this made me laugh so hard, lol. too true!