I'm Vietnamese, and I don't know what the first one was, but balut is the SHIT. I can gladly eat 4 or 5 little birdies in a sitting with no remorse. The still-kicking legs...THAT'S THE BEST PART!
@Ahmedhafez Many thanks for your kind words! I've never done a show in Egypt, but if you know who produces comedy shows out there, tell them I'm willing to travel. But it has to be a round-trip ticket.
And yes, Japanese have their share of horrible food. Must be why they're so quick to stab themselves in the stomach.
OMgee, that's so true, we Filipinos got some messed up dishes, like jelloed pork blood mixed with rice...etc etc...I nev let my dad make me eat some the messed up dishes he makes. Nu uh! NO way am I pork dick!
Yes, some people get too sensitive about this kind of stuff. But I invite these people to come down to a show sometime and see this all in the context of the entire performance. Except beandog54, who should stay home and come down from those 'shrooms.
Well if you were not borned and raised in Philippines, you don't know how it feels. Racism and stereotypes are not normal and unacceptable there. you can go to jail just by insulting someone if they want to. or else you might get killed.
When I read this comment, it just made me laugh. If we all become conditioned to take a racially offensive joke, why bother with learning tolerance or equality? jeez, don't you think people get sick of other people insulting them through generalizations based on false pretenses?
and you might not be a real filipino coz you don't know.. flip? lol. deragatory word.. real filipinos don't use that unless they are wanna be american, specifically african american.
Saw you in Elk Grove a few days ago. You are the funniest comedian I've watched in a long time.
bnbmgrdnr 7 months ago
@bnbmgrdnr Wow, that's nice of you to say. Hope to catch you at another show soon!
PaulOgata 7 months ago
LOVED the Balut bit! I'm Filipino and won't even touch that stuff! =D
zer08927 8 months ago
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zer08927 8 months ago
LOL, oh man that was so funny :) Spam :)
smacksam 11 months ago
ho brah you da man! i used to watch hawaii comedy stuff on da vhs when i was little. yours was always da best. keep it up brah!
Dakineiswhy 1 year ago
@Dakineiswhy Mahalos! LOL... VHS, you making me feel old.
PaulOgata 1 year ago
SPAM= Shoulder Pork and hAM.
Jerry520 1 year ago
Nice, KILL!
raptorimage 1 year ago
I'm Vietnamese, and I don't know what the first one was, but balut is the SHIT. I can gladly eat 4 or 5 little birdies in a sitting with no remorse. The still-kicking legs...THAT'S THE BEST PART!
vi0lintides 2 years ago
dinuguan is made out of blood! and balot is not that fully developed. it's just half! im filipino so i know what's what.
mariza18 2 years ago
LOL
somebodyquiet 2 years ago
spoiled pig ass meat -SPAM..LOL
charcoal777 2 years ago 4
Haha. Yeah, that's funny.
peggychen428 2 years ago
Ogata, I miss you on 102.7!!!
swojguy 2 years ago
Eh, Paul, you talking stink about my uncle!!!
Barbara...
hokulani7 2 years ago
omg funny as fuck, nearly had an asthma attack!!
hgn12599 2 years ago 2
This shit is hilarious lol
Diamondtv 2 years ago 3
Great stuff!
Would love to see a show of you ^_^
angelonair 2 years ago 3
Thanks, I'd love to get out to the UK one of these days. Meanwhile, if you're ever in Los Angeles drop me a line!
PaulOgata 2 years ago
you're too funny i like the Vietnamese restaurant jokes lol it happened to me so i can relate. anyway you are funny bro keep it up!!
gherritvanrimsen 2 years ago 3
@PaulOgata DAMN YOUR GOOD... MORE.. MORE... MORE...
im a Egyptian Arab... ever thought of doing a show in Egypt, ??
and can't wait to see what you got for Arabs...
LMAO... Great job with filipino immpersination... we have alot of Filipino workers here.. and know what your talking about...
plus... JAPANESE dont have the best food either... i mean raw fish wrapped in Sea Weed??
anyways... just want to let you know you have a fan in the Terrorist ME...
Ahmedhafez 1 year ago
@Ahmedhafez Many thanks for your kind words! I've never done a show in Egypt, but if you know who produces comedy shows out there, tell them I'm willing to travel. But it has to be a round-trip ticket.
And yes, Japanese have their share of horrible food. Must be why they're so quick to stab themselves in the stomach.
PaulOgata 1 year ago
That's the best part!!
yufuko82 3 years ago 5
This was pretty good. I like the poonani joke lol.
Alyn08 3 years ago 7
OMgee, that's so true, we Filipinos got some messed up dishes, like jelloed pork blood mixed with rice...etc etc...I nev let my dad make me eat some the messed up dishes he makes. Nu uh! NO way am I pork dick!
MiiszboRedDnRaNduMmz 3 years ago 6
LOL
matuscha 3 years ago 10
Omg...That settles it. I'm grabbin my girlfriend and I'm comin to one of your shows in Hong Kong later this month Paul!
Majutsukou 3 years ago 11
haha
commentM0NSTER 3 years ago 12
Dude, you're fucking awesome XD
Your ending joke tied the previous jokes too, so that's even better.
KazeKensai 3 years ago 20
'that's the best part!!' hahahaha
chipperexcuse 3 years ago 19
Paul, keep doing what you're doing. These people that are getting offended at this are way too sensitive. You're hilarious.
VolCrazy156 3 years ago 15
Thanks!
Yes, some people get too sensitive about this kind of stuff. But I invite these people to come down to a show sometime and see this all in the context of the entire performance. Except beandog54, who should stay home and come down from those 'shrooms.
I got nothing but love for the Pinays!
PaulOgata 3 years ago
That part about the S.P.A.M. was so gross...
lslewis 3 years ago
Yo P.T. (aka Boner)! Way to represent the 82!
demapples4 3 years ago 6
lol ya we flips eat some really wrong stuff. When you've eaten enough Filipino food, you'll eventually love it.
Basta11 4 years ago 6
The brothers won't eat my poonani...
"THAT'S THE BEST PART!!"
lol
id3alistic 4 years ago 10
someone has a point, the thing is he makes fun of all asians only apart from jap asians, is that something to do with him being a jap???
HDsharp 4 years ago
hahaha. Farty qwiffy noises hahahaha. Your awesome Paul!
cubworld 4 years ago 12
He's Hilarious and I'm flip and that was funny. LOL
HASShortfuze 4 years ago 10
Tess,it's called a joke.
Learn how to take one.
RattleSnack 4 years ago 7
Well if you were not borned and raised in Philippines, you don't know how it feels. Racism and stereotypes are not normal and unacceptable there. you can go to jail just by insulting someone if they want to. or else you might get killed.
deathwish475 4 years ago
Same all over Asia
4eva2cool 3 years ago
When I read this comment, it just made me laugh. If we all become conditioned to take a racially offensive joke, why bother with learning tolerance or equality? jeez, don't you think people get sick of other people insulting them through generalizations based on false pretenses?
Isosohungy 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
hey make fun of your own kind. enough with the filipino food shit.. u have no freakin' right!
tessdf 4 years ago
from one flip to another...shut up!! he ain't lyin you must not be from hawaii because your to up tight!!!
big1boto 4 years ago 13
haha.. you name.. no one gets it bet
imfaster 4 years ago
oh they get it !
big1boto 4 years ago
lol!
axleruzi 4 years ago
lol. I'm cebuano, I get it.
Basta11 4 years ago 5
and you might not be a real filipino coz you don't know.. flip? lol. deragatory word.. real filipinos don't use that unless they are wanna be american, specifically african american.
deathwish475 4 years ago
every filipino in hawaii uses it
mybuicksfaster 4 years ago 5
lol...dass true...all my flip friends say it too...and we are like brothers...
99foki 3 years ago 5
LoL I like this guy...
Greatness09 4 years ago 9
bottled water...lol
tranxendentalist 4 years ago 7
wooo this is one nasty stand up!
lmao
gfvf 4 years ago 6