Cholera's 1000th Video Q+A and Contest!

[EdTheBadass]

I hate that you speak so much, however the amount of your speech is determined becasue you insert nonsense additions, small fake layghter etc.

This video could have been like 2 mins.

Yuo are a failure, sir.

[KratosxD]

In 59k fans to ScienceNow on facebook, i doubt anyone would have the time to find cholerasc.

[2advancedforyou]

I think hyuk might always have been good, just lacking confidence in his play. and that's why he've ended up losing games he should have won.

[FliBerries]

Depends. If you become a revolutionist, you get sick nasty hair, so i say go for it.

[wpelfeta]

Wow, Cholera sounds really nervous this game. I've never heard him say "uhh" so much before.

[galaxienkaiser]

Cholera - thanks for a long time of making my day with great commentary!

I enjoyed every minute of it :-)

here s my question: do you like old people?

[gonza3vidal]

top 10 greatest hyuk moments !!! juajaja good idea

i vote for this list

[shaynehunter]

Q: have you played starcraft naked?

[shaynehunter]

1 star

[Tubasha8993]

You da man Cholera

[Mustango5]

If you had just one game to play against Reach in Starcraft, what build would you go?

[PeonsOnStrike]

It wouldn't matter reach is too manly for Cholera to beat, besides Cholera would probably be too busy swooning to put up a fight the game would start and he'd jizz in his pants.

[ArtemReaper]

I think Cholera is a pimp irl, I think he like hoardes bitches with his pimp cane that has a protoss head on top. Then he walks around and pimp slaps bitches that don't like sc, then he sells em to progamers so they wouldnt be lonely... yea choleras definatly a pimp.

[tinsleyjamaal]

question:

would you do lilsusie, Peanut, or Hazel?

or have you already hit that?

[djYngin]

@tinsleyjamaal

or maybe Mrs Klazart?

[brochan1234]

Will there be punch and pie?

[flyskyairflair]

top 10 list ideas:

top 10 progamers who would survive longest (or shortest) in a locked room with Reach

top 10 greatest hyuk moments

Questions:

What would you do if Reach showed up at your front door? (e.g. fall to knees and pray)

What was that special moment when you realized your undying love and passion for the Mantoss? (seriously)

If you were in a professional match against Reach, what part of your brain would blow up first? (the amygdala, because your aggressiveness just withered?)

[Exception88]

1. What's your idea of a beautiful woman? That is, what is your ideal of beauty in regards to women?

2. What kind of music do you listen to? Favorite band?

3. Political alignment (In-general, which way do you lean)?

4. Are you religious? If so, which one?

5. How's life going?

[HeLL12aiseR]

Cholera, I'm wondering what your actual views are, I mean real views not like "reach saved South Korea from the North Korean missile cris" and all that...

[Celerity2]

Q = Can you make a list of the 10 most MANLIEST Reach games?

:D

[chongu]

Q: any chance of another sc2gg idol?

[hakonatli]

Amazing accomplishment Cholera, you're the man! Well... not like Reach is the man but you're A man... I mean at least compared to Backho...

Much love mate :)

[Nostalgamagic]

First similar clip to this video: Zimbabwe Crisis: Cholera epidemic claims 1000. I am going to hell for laughing.

[valnizzas]

I love your Dogalisk!

Cholera, nice to see you doing one of these videos ever since the Oregon Trail and the Sid Miers (I can't spell that) Civil War video.

[TakeFiv3]

Stalingrad was close

[RandomRandomUK]

you're not wrong

[shermanikk]

Would you resent gifts for commentating all these games for free?

[CholeraSC]

Q = What is the key factor that makes Koreans the best at SC?

A = Very large pool of players from which to choose the best few gosus. Maybe 1 out of 10,000 Korean SC gamers can become a top 100 Korean gamer; whereas maybe 1 in 500 foreigner gamers can become a top 100 foreign player.

Another big factor is the lack of top-notch practice opponents for foreigners.

In sheer number of hours played, I think some of the top foreigners do come close to the Koreans though.

[CholeraSC]

Q = Do you have any posters on your walls?

A = No. I came up to my apartment here with two suitcases. I want to get some SC related ones though...

[CholeraSC]

Q = Do manlots need more supply than normal zealots because they are more manly?

A = No, manliness does not require additional energy. Manlots are not overweight after all - they are actually 110% muscle and -10% fat.

[CholeraSC]

Q = When can we play vs you?

A = When you win the SC Image Contest, of course.

[CholeraSC]

Q = What type of milk do you have?

A = 2%, the drink of champions

[CholeraSC]

Q =  What's your top 10 tricks to make a woman swoon?

A = Here's some guaranteed ones:

5) Lift any object over 150 kg in front of her; alternately just bench press her (usually easier)

4) Teach her how to stack and micro mutalisks

3) Fight and win against any man-eating animal in front of her

2) Lower the air pressure in the room

1) Get into the OSL Ro 16

[CholeraSC]

A I can't do a top 10 on a comment, but here's what I think are the top 6 hardest of common micro battles

6. Defiler swarm/lurkers v M+M/vessels

5. Corsair/reaver v mass scourge/hydra

4. Drones after 12 hatch v bunker rush

3. Wraiths v hydra/spore colonies

2. Muta/scourge v archon / corsair

1. Muta/scourge v muta/scourge

[SCWarkos]

Youre awsome Cholera, haters are idiot and pointless -_-!

[Chrijz]

IIRC Cholera is East-Asian. Is he South-Korean?

[hobbes3k]

Related videos: "Zimbabwe Crisis: Cholera epidemic claims 1000"

o_0

[CholeraSC]

You guys really should be emailing good questions to me rather than just commenting here, btw.  I'd answer many in the future video, instead of just shooting a few words here.

[CholeraSC]

Q = do you plan on commentating on SC2? Are you exited or perhaps a little worried about the game and how its going to turn out and all the new strategies?

A = Yes to commentating SC2. I'm excited and not really worried; Blizzard seems to be doing a good job with addressing fan concerns and imbalances, and I think within 6 months to 1 year of release the game will be well tuned for top level play. Also, the huge increase in US and European interest will be great.

[CholeraSC]

Q = When will you reveal yourself to the (SC) world?

A = In all honesty, if I'm casting a major tournament I will be happy reveal who I am. A good number of the SC do know, although I swear them to secrecy ^^

[CholeraSC]

Q = what was the moment in starcraft that u were the most in awe (could be from a player that blew it and could be a player that rocked beyond the expectation)?

A= Off the top of my head (not including Hyuk's rise..)

1) GGPlay coming back to beat Flash on Plasma in the last game of their OSL series (Violetak)

2) FBH's victory over Savior in 1.5 hour game on Python after losing his main, OSL (?) (KlazartSC)

3) Bisu's proxy gates in mineral lines (CholeraSC)

[CholeraSC]

Q = Israel v Palestine - who do you support?

A = The Ottoman Empire. They will rule again with their newfangled "artillery" and comfortable footrests.

[CholeraSC]

Q = Who's Ami?

A = A real person, not the French word for friend,

[kwazeetater]

how did your penis surgery go

[getexxperience]

boring q, but what rank are you on iccup?

[erkicman]

Are you Asian?

[jewtubeblows]

Do you think SC2 will be more macro like SC or micro like WC3?  With that in mind who will dominate SC2, eurofags or the master race?

[christmasfern]

Cholera, if you were an SC unit, what unit would you be?

[92Alex92]

manlot, duh.

[kissrocks225]

Cholera is awsome idk why anyone would talk down bout him

[GanonSlay]

thx cholera :D

If you were forced to marry a korean progamer ¿ who would be your choice?. ( NOT TOSSGIRL)

[marinekite49]

DOGALISK!!!!! :D

[WarpBerlin]

Soo Cholera, you gonna get laid next month, hm? GL ;)

Seriously: Thanks for your effort in starcraft and the community, I have been following you since the beginning and I have always enjoyed your style!

[z00tGRUNT]

All the related videos are about the you epidemic in Zimbabwe. :(

[dragonkillaga]

if you could make up any SC/S2 unit what race would it be, its name, its powers, etc etc? :O

[ArtemReaper]

woooo cholera wooo sign my boobs!!!..... errrrr...

[Chzrm3]

LOL yeah, I've always found the guys saying "omg why don't you just talk about the games" a little ridiculous.

[GigaBoost]

How can you be so god damned awesome? Do you script your commentaries? Always start talking about completely random stuff but still keep it interesting and keep the commentary up.

As for the Q and A:

Top 5 Best and Top 5 Worst things about StarCraft 2?

Most underused / worthless units in StarCraft?

Top 10 RTS / esports / competitive games besides SC?

[nicko64c]

Q: If your computer were to suddenly explode, what would you then commentate without StarCraft?

[clo5ure]

How is your law school application coming along (as you mentioned in the 200th video)? What schools are you interested in? Where did you go to college, and what major were you?

(I am applying as well, currently @ UC Berkeley)

[clo5ure]

Cholera, keep it up, your commentaries are great!

[christmasfern]

Cholera, how many different girls have you Hyuk'd?

[llllFlREBlRDllll]

Hey, that's Drake from Advanced Wars at 5:09! Awesome! Which pretty much creates these questions...

Do you play, or like other strategy games besides Starcraft? And if so, which ones?

Congratulations on reaching your 1000th video by the way man! Keep up the good work!

[empirerakeback]

Why is it that in the corporate world, being "results oriented" is a very desirable trait for a prospective new-hire, but in aspects of learning where uncertainty and chance are involved, as exemplified in poker, it is crucial to not be results oriented and focus on the process? I think the two are reconcilable - there are risks and chance outcomes in the business world, but this variance shouldn't affect corporate strategy.

[jax1492]

congrats on 1000

[Devourer09]

How about I submit a picture of my erect penis with the words 'Zerg rush! Kekekeke' written on it?

[copkiller4cs]

I dont think you could fit all of that on your erect penis! :D

[Devourer09]

Cholera, you conceal your personal life so much from us. Lol. That's why we're so curious. As compared to someone like moletrap, who hardly talks about the current game and updates his family on his current living situation.

[ms9ball]

Q: Given the partial refund given in canceling zerg eggs, do you think Blizzard has a hidden agenda to promote pro-choice? Also, is right for such publicly traded companies to take such strong stances on abortions?

[empirerakeback]

I think ms9ball's Q is hilarious - lol @ pro choice canceling zerg eggs.

How much money do you think blizzard continues to profit off of SC? Isn't their revenue stream kinda cut dry after everyone has bought a BW disc? Or do they continue making money by selling rights to pro leauge or whatever? note- this does not count as an official cholera question.

[copkiller4cs]

I am their revenue seeing as how I brake, scratch or lose my BW CD's every 6 months or so and have to buy new ones. Then I find that I have to buy the entire SC bonus pack because they don't sell single BW CD's by themselves anymore!...at least not in any stores around me

[UltimaWeaponVIII]

To copkiller4cs,

you can buy BW from the Blizzard store, but you need to have online cash

Also, if you still have the CD-key, you can download Brood War for free from the Blizzard store, without having to pay anything at all. I got my disk scratched, and was able to download BroodWar like that.

[marager]

I lol'd

[omuploii]

who is Ami?

[christinio]

Just great!

Reach related stuff EPIC as ALWAYS!

[Seizurema]

Whats your view on the Magic The Gathering professional scene?

What do you think the future of progaming and e-sports in general will be like?

[inputmycd]

do you think human will get eliminate in 2012 !

[ILuvhFood]

How many women have you slept with.

[i8thefood]

Lol @ Related Videos

"Zimbabwe Cholera epidemic claims 1000"

[dyslexichobo]

Hahaha I LMAO'd when you answered the question about how many Frozeans Reach can bench

[Lunkan164]

Do you play poker? What stakes?

[RavingBigboo]

What type of pet ultralisk should i get ?

Did u cry at the end of the video ?

[Budisawsome]

Thoughts on the French Revolution.

What are you majoring in?

Finally, why is Reach so manly?

[lazomaniac]

Do you believe in evolution?

[BitShiZ]

evolution is real man.

[KuNgFuZerG]

Hey Cholera, do you think 9/11 was an inside job?

[Budisawsome]

Where do you live?

[lilxleftee]

Haha congrats on your 1000th -clap clap-

Q: Can ya do Starcraft unit speech impressions? If so, do some xD

and...

What's your TOP 5 things you'd do to Reach if you were a girl? haha

[dualkeybladeroxas]

Man the related videos on this... "Cholera epidemic claims 1000," "Humanitarian crisis unfurls in volatile Zimbabwe"

[tirentu]

That's arguably the most awesome thing ever.

[rafen8705]

I would like to hear a commantary of the battle of lund in 1676:)

[pianomikey0]

LOL! Cholera, you have a great personality.

Does that mean you're ugly as hell?

[BitShiZ]

usualy it does.

[CREAMPUFFFF]

How would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad? Bonus points if you include 'Rubenesque'.

[Yessj]

Are you an atheist?

[BitShiZ]

the bible proves that god is real, fools !

[nicko64c]

lol

[Spanishiwa]

the bible is infallible, imbeciles !

[BitShiZ]

Cholera. My friend. My love. haha just kidding.^^ What motivates you the most about commentating starcraft like you do so well ? i enjoy watching every single video yu make man. and yeah it would be cool to see a picture of you !!

[BitShiZ]

feel free to tell me about any grammar errors or anything im french. and yeah who cares about his thoughts on wars or religion <.<

[Axterasam]

Do you enjoy soft sensual kissing?

[UltimaWeaponVIII]

Who is the best Starcraft progamer?

[ColonelVolkov]

jaedong :(

[PackersBearsFan3]

1) Who do you see as the next up and comer from the Foreign Scene (if you don't follow it that much, meh, doesn't matter)

2) How many emails do you have?

3) Ero-Sennin is fucking amazing? Discuss.

[rabitslayer]

yay gratz

[lowfatfishsticks]

where do you live? and where is a good place to hide cameras at your house?

[NotAG4yName]

i want to know how you think germany would have fared in world war 2 without hitler interfering in important military decisions

[happymerc]

the real question is.....WHEN IS STARCRAFT 2 COMING OUT? WILL IT?

[BrotherRx]

your voice sounds alot like my high school teacher, and your affinity for history makes it even more likely that you are my old high school history teacher

[empirerakeback]

lol look through your school phone book or something and call up your teacher and CONFRONT HIM ABOUT BEING CHOLERASC!!!!! yayaya GL

[swupstik]

You're a grad student right? What's your major?

[kay486]

yay!! ofcourse ill stay tuned! =D

[hydralisk125]

Cholera, empiricism or rationalism?

[EebstertheGreat]

Cholera, what are your religious views, if any, how important are they to you, and how do you justify them?

That is, after all, the most important question, amirite?

[hamster4sale]

Which of the following is the hottest?:

1. Flash's overclocked CPU

2. The best looking fangirl Reach has ever taken home

3. The emotional fire that burns deep down within the core of Savior

[googleslocik]

good one ;f

[TRYCLOPS1]

Option 2, duh...

[ColonelVolkov]

4. Reach.

[cancerbero8]

Top 10 hardest videogames?

So, Cholera, what is your favourite philosophical theory?

[LightWideStudio]

top 10 sex positions LOL

[PolygonreVue]

More Dogalisks, that's all I really want. Possibly with a counter from the Dog Whisperer. That's infotainment!

[bluecheesejoe]

Top ten worst strategic battlefield maneuvers

[vmfjru47]

Are you Asian?

[qwoijzacxoi]

Wow, Cholera's up for playing UMS's with the winner? Someone has to play Phantom, that'd be an exciting commentary without deviating too much from the normal type of games.

[qwoijzacxoi]

And on the subject of UMS's, how about a Top 10 of your favorite UMS maps (if you played them a lot), or if you don't play them too often, just tell us what your favorite UMS is?

[Redflashx]

if reach was a missile headed to the moon, how large would the impact crater be?

[shoutenry]

More like would there be any moon left?

[Smuurfisar]

How much cums can reach cum when cumming? Plz cume back with an answer!:D

[aznxdingbat]

If you HAD to...which sc commentator would you punch in real life...diggity, rise, moletrap, or klazart?

My money is on moletrap btw..lol

[Vert3X44]

What are your views on healthcare in the US and the suggested reform?

Nah, just kidding. :P Ice-cream or pie?

[Dagaen]

Oh, I have another one! Cholera, please tell us how to live a good life!:D

[surrealmax3]

or fantasy

[surrealmax3]

Someone make a poster with Boxer, Reach, and Hyuk! That would def be choleras fav!

[9Raza]

Congratulation on REACHing 1000 videos! I Really like your commentarys, both smart and funny. *_*

[TheLlamaSC]

I would like to know what your thoughts on the 1948 Palestine war (from a military angle)

[Delta4ms]

I would like to here your opinion about afganistan, US relationship to China, etc

[GigaBoost]

Do you realize how offensive your name would be if you used a different disease? AidsSC or BreastCancerSC would be terrible.

Top ten offensive diseases list now!

[MidsummerNightScream]

your face!!!!!!!!!

[GigaBoost]

Would you suck mantosses massive iron rod for money?

[o0Knight0o]

what was the most random or weird password you ever had?

[shtdisturbance]

Top 10 comebacks?

[MoonDoggieEx]

Hello, I am part of Stony Brook College in New York

I am currently during research on misinterpretations on diseases. One of the disease is Cholera. As your user name is Cholera. Please share some of your amazing knowledge of your name.

[EliteDoomer]

LOL "If you hate watching my videos you can stop watching now!"

[EvilArcherDude]

What color is your hair and eyes?

[MaquasT]

Can we see a picture of you to put a face to the voice I have been listening to for a year?

[christmasfern]

Cholera how much do you weigh?

[Mudd0000]

Is Cholera single?

[Dagaen]

Congratulations! I had so much fun watching all those videos:)

My suggestions for toplists:

- 5 favourite SC units

- 10 things you really hate

- 5 greatest SC games of all times

Btw, you know what would be really cool? The return of your SC riddles!

[lightfright]

Have you ever had cholera?

[seksisempanze]

Congrats!

[empa7hy]

Where do you live? :)

[lilschougs]

who is ami?

[Hansmuellerin]

I also want to know this!

[googleslocik]

yeah he writed that so we will ask who is she, and we will waste 1 question, dont fall for it guys.

[nicko64c]

ami is not a person. It's French for friend...

[ColonelVolkov]

Do you prefer to learn about historic events (battles, decisions, political events, other things like that) from a single source or multiple sources? If multiple - do you tend to use sources from the states, or do u make a point to consult sources from several countries?

[HgCst0]

i think some has asked you this but

Do you enjoy making comentary videos ?

[Rickder19]

Cholera, what makes you the most angry and why? When people misuse the words:

A. Then and than

B. Their, there and they're

C. its and it's

or

D. Hyuk and Hyuk (ie. Hyuking it up and "that guy just got Hyuked")

[lkartaltepe]

A top 10 list of your female starcraft fans that you have slept with?

Which institution of higher learning are you attending? My top picks: Yale, Harvard. But maybe a backup school like Dartmouth

[wowhobbs1fan1]

question do you play warcraft 3 ? and if you dont GO GET THE DEMO OR THE REAL GAMES please? :)

[okcallmegoddess]

p.s. what do you look like!

[okcallmegoddess]

What do you think or starcraft 2? Including auto-mining, tabbing between unit types, the skill ceiling is clearly lowered.

[herrbananapa]

clearly and clearly... You know, what makes your play easier also goes for your opponent.

[okcallmegoddess]

I know. But I just think that it wounds starcraft 2 from an esports/pro league view. Starcraft is old but not archaic.

[RLDing]

cholera, always enjoy your commentaries, especially when you bring analogies from actual war tactics into it.

My question for you is what branch of science you pursue? I can infer from your vids that you are a researcher of some sort. I'm a neuroscience phd student myself, studying the prefrontal cortex and decision making.

I would love to get some of these pro gamers into an fmri machine one day =).

[TRYCLOPS1]

After watching all your 1000 videos, I think you suck. I just needed to watch them all to confirm it. Good try, but you should've tried harder. I'm just gonna watch the next 1000 just to see if you improve because you're so bad!!!! :P

Q. Do you wanna meet Hyuk in person?????? (Tell the truth :D)

[barbahaba]

haha good one

[SkySpark95]

no offense for me being ignorant, but hus koala

[jotss]

what is the key factor that make koreans the best on SC?

[Trinfidelity]

Do you have any posters on your walls?

How would you describe in about 5 words a person that watched Bleach beyond season 2?

Would you be upset if I asked you to STOP killing my eardrums and back away from the mic when yelling or something to that effect? :>

[TRYCLOPS1]

What about Naruto????

[llollercoaster]

You left an L out of my name D:

[allenamenbesetzt]

Do manlots need more supply than normal zealots because they are more manly?

[Razz1024]

LOL MANTOS

[MeditationCR]

I have a question...

Do you work out??... lol just kidding

When can we play vs you??

[iamahipo1]

1. What type of milk do you like?

2. Do you like cats?

3. What do you think about heavily socialized, beaurocratic utilitarianism?

4. AM I A HIPO?!?!?!

[nicko64c]

you should make an image of a utilitarianism that's both socialized and bureaucratic...or beaurocratic for the picture contest, hippo.

[Telekenesis123]

Oh I got one more question, Whats your top 10 tricks to make women swoon. If you use 9/10 of Reach's techniques thats ok too.

[Telekenesis123]

Do you plan on commentating on SC2? Are you exited or perhaps a little worried about the game and how its going to turn out and all the new strategies? I hope you stay on, it will be exiting to see how that game evolves as well.