TNG Recut 195 Data's Sex Life

[ShroudedFury]

Scenes from Hot Shots? I assume that you recently watched/re-watched this movie...

[ShroudedFury]

How would he even fuck the Borg Queen she has no pussie?!?!

[Jibraltar31]

that's what she said

[sah15ft]

What was the name of the song at 4:13? I like it. :)

[robspartan117]

..... ive seen all of these recent ones before.... did you take them out of the play list and reput them in a different order?

[GeneralGrin]

@robspartan117 yes. a lot of them didn't have numbers and since the playlist has a 200 video limit I had to give them all numbers and re-arrange them as not to disrupt the numbering on most of the other recuts

[k8g8s8]

damm data is sexy XD and that lady at 04:22 for some reason O__O is sexy 2 XD 

[iwpoe]

"I don't want to be known as the ****ing doctor again."

[MaxArceus]

6:22 Hot shots! And the legs too I think

[MaxArceus]

6:22 Hot shots!

[jaymorpheus11]

Ok, the jury has decided, the vote's have been counted... Data's a P-I-M-P (all his girls are over 21 btw except spot)... the borg queen is a dominatrix

[PaulMiller1997]

1:08 the guy walking by even looks shocked.

[kingdavewoody]

I remember seeing 8:35 ages ago, forgot to favourite this vid and it's taken me months to find it again :D

[Sirenhound]

vote proposition infinity!

[kilburn7867]

How many knees does this lady at 2:53 have xD?

[kilburn7867]

How many knees does this lady at 2:53 have xD?

[mmmmmarcus]

There was a young woman from venus, with a body shaped like a *BEEEEP!*

[planetary109]

LMFAO at 8:30 through 8:47

[labartic]

you are both insane, and a fucking genius

[mmmmmarcus]

Press right *there* YES PLZ I WANT MOAR! *PLOOORRSH!*

[Shade0591]

8:35 - 8:50

[VelvetVixen21]

Data would be a great husband. He's funny and can do anything. And he is guaranteed to not have any STDs :)

[Rompcom]

At 08:06 this gets a little .... saucy!

[RUDELvomGH]

this is incredible!! wow!

[Dragblacker]

Where is the clip at 1:56 from?

[OmegamattShadowstar]

@Dragblacker Scary Movie 2

[cybroxis]

"Would you teach me to ****?"

"Why me?"

"It was in your service record"

Well, apparently she offers more than just medical service. :P

[Flaggersgohome]

Nice Naked Gun references

[mossbergmaniac1947]

"it was in your service record" bwaha ah aha ahahah 

[ajohnson]

Dude, you are a great movie editor! I dont even like star trek but I watched all your videos and laughed so hard I started to cry.

[piccard1976]

data's sex life is better than mine :<

[primospartan]

5:39 I said that to my girlfriend.

She left me.

[irunthe561]

@primospartan idiot. 

[ihatefurrys]

@primospartan LOL. That made my day.

[bhownzrofl2]

@primospartan oh hey man

[primospartan]

@bhownzrofl2 oh hey homie, didn't see you there man

[MILN4R]

@primospartan hahahahahahahahahahahHA Joker.......

[cyankuruma]

Wow, really nice job on this one, man.

[CHAOSBLACKDOOM]

can I get a list of the movies in this one? XD

[psychoschizos]

15 people arent sentient. i had no idea data was such a pimp.

[vulcan280]

R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen

[foetusenvy]

when i was 5 years old i wanted to marry data. nothing's changed.

[mahdogzbite]

Damn... all them bitches Data's been tappin be all fine as shit!

[mahdogzbite]

Gotta love the insertion of that Minnie Ripperton song at the middle...

(Hey Beavis... you said "insertion")

[Hot5six4231]

Data: Captain?

*Picard's oh shit face*

Data: I'm seeking advice on how to...

Picard: YES! I've heard Data, and I'll be delighted on any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some I'll let you know.

FUCKING LOL!

[OasisBridlington09]

am i the only one who though 1:50 to 2:00 was frikkin hilarious?

[cassandra5322]

Yar AND her sister. man Data...

[silaku]

they actually put beverly's **bleeping** activities in the service records? LOL

[dustneckos]

The "it was in your service record" part is great

[igykalen]

"It was in your service record"

lol

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

Vibrating finger FTW!

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

true. technically the enterprise is upside down relative to something

[nicholaswright2006]

"There's something so forced and artificial about the way you're doing it, data"

BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NN

[1BrknHrtdRomeo]

sexual innuendo montage from film...

fucking amazing man =D

[etrefzger]

Data: "Would you teach me to f--k?" *Beverly drags him aside quickly... BEST PART EVERRRR!!!!

[xxxxxxpimptaddyone]

she was the dancing doctor

[uberjim83]

If you're a filthy Horda, Data's your bestest bet... 'cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct!

[FinalShade12]

R.I.P. Athemis Fowlgers. Choked on his own screams of laughter at the Doctor scene.

[datalorelover]

A correlation between humor and sex. The need for more research is clearly indicated. Well, Data, what are you waiting for? There's alot of women in line for you to perform your "research" on!

Tasha Yar was his first. Why did he stop there?

I think out of all the main male characters on ST:TNG, Data was the favorite among the women. Who can blame them?

Look at his body, face, lips, and ........okay I won't go THERE!!

He's handsome and gorgeous. Us females certainly do have good taste!

YUM!!

[MrsCamui]

3:03-3:23 What episode was that?

[jaymorpheus1]

half this video is annoying

[prilstrudel]

LOL I wanna see Beverly's service record....

[tylerluvsallie]

for being a cyborg data gets more pussy then any one on the ship

[FinalShade12]

@tylerluvsallie LOL!

[bazzatheblue]

Aaahhh,how we have all dreamed of rogering Dr Crusher.

[gianderosa1990]

oh my days, this is hilarious! Especially the ship rocking at the end massive LOL!

[angryellow313]

"It was smelly, disgusting..."

[Raea714]

"Here comes the really icky part..." Gold. This video is gold.

[Medhiv83]

from  8:33 forward: the enterprise spinning, 10 forward rocking ... lol³

[spyrokid77666]

I almost lost it watching it! 5/5

[pickering86]

I got laid like that I'd dress like a pimp too.

During the montage of objects: could have put in the warp core pulsating. would have killed me with laughter

[Rompcom]

stick around for 7:47 it gets really good

[iogiocoawolfenstein]

LOL

[tucsondog]

0:50 is awesome...lol

[cassandra5322]

oh god the fan service.. it's killing me. TO DEATH

[0814ma]

"Data was available. I took him. We came. I don't see your problem." - Commander Shelby, "The Best of Both Worlds"

[lookhurry]

8:25 was datas emotion saying: "hmm.. looks like I am getting some"

[OverHereDear]

LOL XD

[GambolingOlga]

"Oh boy! Now comes the really icky part "

LOL !!

[Tminus1second]

4:36

She grafted foreskin on his arm!

[loqutor]

Data's even more of a man than Riker, if you ask me.

[TexasLibra]

But...Data already knows how to f**k, remember "The Naked Now"? ;)

[cassandra5322]

YES!

[ChrisSantos21]

HAHAHAHHA

[ramsaybaggins]

2:16 - 2:41

He looks so pleased with himself XD

"If I have any I'll let you know"

[ramsaybaggins]

I <3 Data

[Qugie]

LOL Arm Job

[Dimitri0809]

i am fully functional, Lol thats funny!

[ddawn23]

This whole video is so awesome, and I would've given it 5/5 stars for 1:03 alone. ...that and making 'fully' and 'functional' tags.

[alphaman03]

oh my god the doctor part almost made me choke on my own laughs.

[TheAngryVideoEditor]

hahaha, great job.

[robbiegosling]

the fucking doctor xD

[DrWhoAssistant]

Yay! A walking, talking, mechanical sex toy! :D

[sabserab]

Data is mine ha ha ha!!!!!!

[Dair2007]

lol! I knew he was a womanizer.... :-D

[fortheloveofLDS]

lawl. Amazing.

I WOULD SO MARRY YOU, DATA. <33

Except...I'm already married. So, I guess not.

[shoots Tasha]

Flipping Lt. Yarr. D;

Yay Dr. Crusher. <3

[Rompcom]

For those without the patience to watch the whole thing, please go to 8:00!!

[warconscious]

this is fucking awesome. i'm so happy for star treck geeks and youtube.

[toojsneej74]

I don't want to be known as the "bleep"-ing doctor. LMAO

[Darkmetamorphosis1]

from 8:20 on this is hillarious

[strawberryhalzy]

that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Pwnagemerchant]

that was funny, was a bit dull in the middle when there was no cum explosions, but the ending made up for it

[atari1777]

awesome!

[mirthenary]

To think that Dr. Soong was perverted enough to create an android with a fully functioning "joystick" is just gross.

[morphedjellyfish]

hahaha. lol

[femalesdrawn]

Data's cool.

[alanr4447a]

6:51... I believe it was Crow T. Robot who said, "You don't have to be Sigmund Freud to figure THAT one out!"

[momo2525252525252]

Data would seriously fuck a woman up if he boned them good - we've all seen him pick up bolders and hammer throw Yar

[seanthegreat555]

LOL at 8:20!!!

[joefx69]

What twat flagged this video?

[lmille07]

ew I hate the Borg queen

[ortefox]

i'd fuck the borg queen, i wonder how it would feel lol

[Circasin]

from what I remember she's complete bionic from the shoulders down

[Herufaia]

Like being "assimilated".

[Trinity627]

omg i couldnt figure out what the doctor was saying during the beeps till later LOL, that was laugh out loud funny, nicely done

[tvTrequer]

a little too long, but very well done!

very funny!

[Bollehamsteren]

Hahaha! That last part is from Independence Day :D

[Rompcom]

8:25 is when the video gets really really good.

[lewisg3000]

the scene in the doctors office was hilarious! :)

[masterofmetacognitio]

WOW SO FUNNY!

[amme9nowlin]

WAS THAT A COW MOOOING????? HAHAHAHWBVWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH­AH

okay, was he really asking her to teach him how to dance???? just wondering even though i'm still laughing!

[Nerakath]

Yes, Crusher was the Dancing Doctor :D

[SatanNintendo]

haha, data's a pimp XD

[reesey1029]

Go Data!

[brionyphillips]

LAWL @ the sound overlay from independence day.

ahaha, it goes!

[dc8r17]

The irony is that the ID line is by Brent Spiner, who plays Data lol

[GeneralGrin]

that's the reason it was used

[Carrieee0x]

Lmao this is one of the funniest videos i've seen in a while :D

[Rompcom]

8:45 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIYYYIIIIIAAAAAAAHhhhh­hhhhhh.... Data's creator overdid his sex drive.

auntbecky, I think the scenes you thought were from Police Squad are actually from Hot Shots.

[amme9nowlin]

actually you're both right

[OrionSamson]

lol @ 9:13 "It was a Smelly discust.."

[jacobyne]

DATA GITS SOME!

[Pat2296]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

[greenpenguino]

ha ha picard doesn't have any experience!

[stereonut001]

2:28 FGSFDS

[ArsenicLoveRot]

haha, very nice.

[louiesmom007]

well done... one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile...

[elizabeth184]

soooooo funny :D

[evaunitx]

LMAO! ZOMG UBER LOLZ!

[CricketWocky]

What episode had that double-kneed girl at 2:54? And who wouldn't want to be with Data?

[EmperorSteele]

That was actually a clip from one of The Naked Gun flicks with Lesle Neilson.

[auntbecky]

i believe some of that was from the naked gun series.

[Kansheera]

omg.

[loganrogue24]

Data should have fucked Tashas sister to she was hot.

[killadillagirl]

If you look at the end you can see Natasha standing in the background. LOL This is the greatest vid ever. Thanks

[ambermcgregor]

F**kin' awesome. The bit with Beverly was brilliant.

[Radeo]

lol Shawn Kemp?

[2hot4u2askout]

hehe *dies laughing* data, data...you have much to learn.......

[Vhurex]

It was... smelly... and disgusting...

GREAT STUFF

Five Stars!

[s2k1099]

joes mother

[MaBu888]

"Would you teach me to ****?"

[MysterousStranger]

I don't want to be known as the ****ing docter

[MaBu888]

Mysterious stranger. 'MKAY...

[yourtango]

"There may be a correlation between humor and sex." So funny.

[Darkmoon0999]

4:34 ROFLMAO, 5 starz xD

[Rompcom]

Data's face right before climaxing with Tasha Yar is funkin hi-lar-ious

[Rompcom]

9:40 sick

[CaptainQuirk]

lol, Independence Day.

[HoshiHyuuga]

From which episode/movie was the clip with Data and the Borg queen? (3:50 or so)

[Gem4Karl]

That's the film Star Trek: First Contact

[Gem4Karl]

OMG THE BIT RIGHT AT THE END!!!! Independence day rocked but now I'll never look at that scene again without laughing :P

[ifxman]

2:30 the vibrating finger was brilliant...

LMFAO*****

[SpaceEmperorDarrell]

wow the bleeped scene with the doctor is brilliant!

[dynastyxl]

"there was a lady from venus whos body was shaped like a penis"

[frnnk]

1:07 is the best editing i have ever seen or heard. f'ing hilarious. Thank you sir. You should be paid for this!

[frnnk]

I literally SIMP on that one. Really FF in the physical sense. REally turned my LOL's on full blast.

that's right... I know my internet lingo...

[geligniteandlilies]

Mmm "forced and artificial" my favorite flavors. I would love to have a weird robot boyfriend. Another great video.