Horny Turtle making human noises

[slipknoter106]

at 1:15 looks like he gonna bite your foot.. nom nom nom

[sm19mi]

I LIKE TURTLES!

[annalagerstrom]

Aaww so cute (:

[hornyfuckinturtle]

wait.....they were filming this. fuck

[xcrazyoo2]

YEEAAAH MR. TURTLE.

[dumassas]

u shood get it a lady frend so he wont f u in the shoe

[kickidd13TV]

aww it makes cute sounds wen itz horny...soo cute!

[theextrememan10]

why do they ram their heads into anyting before they fuck?

[MegaKeZii]

he doesnt like the black shoe!

[guitarherolegend45]

eww she got turtle dick on that shoe

[robzombie878]

lol!!

[theoriginalhelski]

This is a Tortoise not a Turtle you div. Turtles live in the sea.

[BrotherKusan]

@theoriginalhelski your a fucking retard.

[theoriginalhelski]

@BrotherKusan Actually it's YOU'RE a fucking retard. You are. 'Your' is possessive, which I guess means you need to go back to school. Although I'm thinking you are probably actually a school kid if you're making random abusive comments on youtube to fill your time. What exactly is it that makes me retarded anyway? The fact that I know the difference between a tortoise and a turtle? Shit, best give my university back it's first class honours degree, now that I'm officially a vegetable.

[brunstj]

that turtle it like =O yaaaa boyyyyyy lets get it on

[TANHAMM]

u should take it to the vet cuz it is fucking a shoe....

[AudiiHengbok]

0:46

Squirtle use Headbutt attack now! xD

lol that headbutt was my fav part haha

[candys1]

they should buy him a mate!

[vannehxx]

wtf do they make that noise? lmfao

[kris9138]

@vannehxx he enjoying his love making like you and me

[vannehxx]

@kris9138 ...LMFAO. nice one dude. are you 12?

[scratchmaster101]

yeh hear THAT? u just got raped by a turtle!!!!

[saintcastiel]

i like how it head butts the dude in the sandel THE HEAD BUTT OF LOVE!!

[skullie6349]

IT'S JUSTIN LAW'S TURTLE? XD

[Demonh8ter]

0:10 headbutt!

[Datasinc]

Foot Fetish!

[potterpopstars]

Lol The turtle looks like it's charging at the shoe XD

[HoroGirl]

WHAT is it with these videos of turtles humping shoes? XDDDD

[MeggChan]

lmao I know wtf?! They must have some kinda shoe fetish D:

[xmeganisawierdoxx]

ROFL why was this reccomended for me!? xD

[cowanter0]

it was recomended for you!!!

[suheaven]

horny turtle humping shoe = classic porn

[RetardRage99]

i just watched 38 videos of turtles getting it on

mom is right the internet is messing up my head

[Fr0st1989]

@RetardRage99 This is what the internet was made for though >_>

[RetardRage99]

@Fr0st1989

maybe so but damn that is just demented

it was a nice day outside and i spent all of it watching turtles gettin jiggy

[amazenfireangel]

@RetardRage99 lol for real. i need to stop watching these!!

[Luthanor]

Males have a penis cock stain

[Luthanor]

Are you seriously retarded?

[Jose1231231]

Never mine she's a female she don't have the human cock stain so forget it

[ragnarok343]

if it does that knocking motion before it humps you... well, that'd be a male.

[doogrisa]

stop movin your foot. let the turtle get his rocks off.

[cAv3mann69]

Shoes are smexxxy.

[teddybearbrothers]

and then She relized it was a bad day to wear sandals

[kyleclev1]

hard core!

[dogsanimefoodlover]

rofl

the turtle is like:

*humping*

*shoe moves away*

"HEY GET BACK HERE. I NEED TO RELIEVE STRESS BY HUMPING."

[Difeddy]

ROFL, exactly what i thought =P

[cherrie945]

CUTE

[kabron31]

0:28

Is that turtle chris brown'ing the shoe because it's rejecting him?

[Roadie92]

Its kinda cute if you dont think about what its actually trying to do. X)

[elitesnipe27]

hey slade whats up

[Pestinha92]

1:04 Damn its speeding up and baaaam xD

[damnitijustneedaname]

dude theres tons of turtles doing tht now its insane lamo

[zker666]

wow just like the real world XD

[Sya93im]

Get em a female turtle...

[videolover61]

Hey even turtles got to clean out their prostate! Let him get some!!!!

[PalestinianV]

tortoises can't masturbate ... sad !

[brandon9190]

thats funny man

[Frostbite4427]

LOL when she pulled her foot away he was chasing it like "WAIT NO COME BACK HERE!!!"

[sieg1415]

thats cute... : )

[elbombardi]

he needs a femal turtle ... and a pair of glasses lol

[sen1013]

cutest, most disturbing thing i've ever seen

[C0reanPark]

so sad :(

[whoo689]

LOL@the end. The turtle's like "Get back here, bitch! I'm not done with you" to the shoe.

[TJLaF]

that sooooo cute

[Fight4ThingsYouWant]

i have a feeling you get pleasure from a turtle humping your foot..

[kutekitty97]

ive seen like 5 vids of stuff like this. each one had a different turtle and different shoe

[xdemonsoulx]

but the same  sound lol

[XXXpoisonXXX11]

this is....interesting....do evry turtle/tortoise like to hump shoes?!?!

[newbigman]

lol shoe humping turtle!

[228Ghost228]

so cute noises xD

[Ruffles811]

"Human noices?" How do you people sound...?

[Darkcloud11]

It does kind of sound human like. Some of the noises that it makes sounds like a baby.

[ololek007]

your feet smell like a tortoise, that's a reason why he behaved like this

[GemmaFarrowMusic]

I think he just wants to eat your shoe

[GemmaFarrowMusic]

and that's not a turtle...that's a tortoise

[shibbles]

with his turtle penis

[sourlemons96]

aww! its so cute xD

[weefeatures]

the turtle has a foot fetish

[JAMTAM]

WTF?!? Turtles can makes noises?!?

[XxMcrStaticxX]

the turtle chaces the shoe like its a pimp

[TheOMGQueen]

that's funny... and stupid... and nasty. but mostly disturbing. but funny.

ah, i don't know.

[samson96a]

Its' actually a agressive gesture as turtles don't have sex they jizz over the eggs.

[trucking1984]

give it up bitch

[killerdaclown]

who the fuck films turtles humping things...........lol you sick bastards!!!

[JadeyZ13]

it's funny! I would'nt think to record it but it's funny lol

[wwfbeltfan]

Heard about this on the Hour of Slack. They were right.

[night524]

That's so weird that turtles are attracted to shoes and try to mate with them!

[ChrisTheRishDX]

lmao omg

[teamluna212]

i heard this on elvis duran this 2 FUNNY

[hybridtheoryzz]

when the turtle was done he either did one of these two options

1. rolled over and went to sleep after a good time.

2. left and had a cigarette from a good time

[xHousex101585]

Lmao! That's like the cutest thing! I heard about this on a Radio Talkshow~ Spezzano and Sandy. Sooo funny!

[Uzmusiu]

LMAOOO!!!

[fuzzyforever]

Poor turtle, he's doing the best he can!

[shaqboy92]

lmao

[3DGBoy23]

LMFAO!!!!!

[memyanrev]

aww his like a baby

[funkyfreshbabe13]

haha the turtle is moaning from having sex with your shoe. i wish ppl were like that... hump cars and moan ( Y ) lmao.

[charlottecaitelini]

hiiiiii boyzzzz

[dogar38]

~hey guys!!~

[tinkerbita]

um...... the turtle is trying' to tell u something that's why he's hitting his head on her foot :(

PS he needs a mate

[sethgreenlover16]

that turtle can move fast lol

[xjemerel]

Aaaah I just think it was soo cute!!

Those sounds were adorable^^

[btownmxer]

get that turtle some pussy!!!

[baddate]

Shit, that's hott!

[RioOhKei]

why on earth would you let a turtle have sex with your foot if your wearing open toe sandals? That is just a bit strange...

[cuzitsthebest]

get it a mate

[BigTimpsHellzBellz]

haha

[treflip87]

it reminds me of the ninja turtles.....

[zhenhong911]

but horny version haha

[LyleVertigo]

That turtle loves feet as much as I do XD

[Steadno]

Take your shoe off and let 'em get between them toes...

[joknrok]

Hahahahahahahahah.

[condorX2]

is that a baby turtle?

[cuteblondeteen]

this made me cry because i was laughing so much!

[Anivlem1]

LOL Mark's shoes are nice.

[aznturtle1]

get him a girl friend

[sparklesandall]

He or She is sooooooooo CUTE

[Goalie094]

-.^ u think turtles are sexy xD

[sparklesandall]

No i don't im just saying the turtle is cute

[dougjobe]

Hey, Sparkles! Did I make you mad when I was kidding you about Patrick's song he did on Goldwave? Remember? If you got mad, I am sorry.

[Nizmo27]

was that turtle trained or something?

[urbandecay69]

its not a terrapin or a turtle its a tortoise ¬¬

lol

[TopGunMan]

Ah! my tiny lizard friend, we share something in common! our crazed infatuations with womens shoes.

[Starbuc1]

That's funny, the noises he makes. He's one happy horny turtle.

[CourtneeMalakian]

aww that turtle has a cute voice!

[FilaBlaster]

whata fuck is this. turtle fucks the foot

[urkindasexy]

aw thats SOO EFFING CUTE!!!

im in love with that turtle

[MysticSquire]

jillbut you idiot thats not a tortois thats a turtle and this was a great video

[kaylenR]

haha

its funny how it stuck its tounge out when he tried to hump the foof

[Sealy1986]

I like turtles. LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!

[amateuranna]

ROFL...~meep, meep~ ^.^; absolutely adorable!

[Coolio0101]

how cute! i didnt no they make noises!!

[negacrow]

That is one persistent, shoe-lovin' tortoise.

[Sweetbluegrass]

ROFL i didn't now that turtels made nosie.

[Aneurismo]

It was LIKE cute

[llaammaa222]

haha that reptile must be despo

[Jillbut]

Wow Love It! But it's a Tortoise, not a Turtle!

[madonnamanson]

hahaha!

it,s funny video!

[circusbearonball]

its got alot of attitude for such a small little guy

[eunicep79]

o_o Wow, I didn't know tortoise could make noise. I thought they were always silent.

[Xilantress]

LOL i see the humour in this but,when you think of it humans dont get isolated from their own species just to be a pet. poor thing heh

[JaydeSabbath]

LOL! It's like a hormonal squeaky toy!

[Hapos06]

It was cute :D

[ubermarklar]

Thats a tortoise, not a turtle.

[dr4g0nt4m3r]

i think is neither tortise nor a turtle

most likly is a Terrapin

[gasserheppokomaru]

lamoXDDD