Jack Nicholson calls Arby's - hilarious

[tataxyz123]

chick must be lonely to stay on the line for so long.... fking funy

[SuperVasco117]

"Your mother and I had sex" lmao

[runndown2]

That was hilariouse!!!

[n0vag0d]

she sounds hot

[VCthaGOATdunker]

@n0vag0d

Nah she sounds like a hideous dyke.

[Ravenite1]

"Yeah it's me... Old Hair hahaha" LMAO

[69drummerdan]

Typical Army chick...... fucking off on the phone when she should be working. And then she wonders why the Army doesn't pay her shit.

[BonaDun]

"the laugh is like really 90s, it's like really gay, it's like 2005, so ya know, think of something a little different"

woah

[fastlap48]

Please call me at work!!! I would love this

[wthjrtx1]

You sir are a win!!!

[impreprex1979]

Shampoo my crotch. AHHAHAH!

[vporeese]

FUCKIN FUNNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[joi12345678]

That girl was DUMB!

Lol....who really holds a conversation with a weirdo while at work.

She's about to go into overtime! lol

This is hilarious.

[Stompulator44]

That was amazing

[mprime2003]

oh man th ending freaked the guy out lol

[floftyAl]

im taking a shit and the poo hurts when it comes out and ive been here for an hour

[dacmful]

Halarious =D

[theoldap424]

sounds like shes coughing and laughing at the same time.

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

"now he is playing the piano for me" LOOOLLL

[opTreadstone]

LOVE IT!!!

[aj0446]

"THE"

BEST LINE EVER!!!

[JimbodiaSlice]

this is the most well constructed prank ever made with a soundboard

[aadeeza]

Well Jack actually goes to Arby's, he's gonna get jacked.

[mikeejay63]

Good one!, Great soundboard and well worked, kept them on a while

[lovosazul]

=D



[Adarvuli]

i love this prankcall, jack nicholson cracks me up so much in it :)

[Mi37591]

She is pretty stupid.

[gregorcollins]

"I'm sorry I woke you up."

[korn4422]

Prob in the reserves

[trentkill]

"I don't give a rat crap when or where you shove your show..." LMAO

[trentkill]

Jack has the perfect sound board....I love it.

[golden11791]

Several times, actually

[Exstadrenaline]

These people have a hilarious story to tell for the rest of their lives. Everybody wins.

[Perkerr]

hahahahhaahahaha

[brybry19871987]

Shampoo my crotch

[seanslingerland]

PERFECTO



[ChromeTone1]

5:40 i died laughing

[xXSpicyICurryXx]

YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!!!!

[hagirl62]

Wow that was good! Lmao

[getfuckedanddie1]

Shampoo my crotch? LMFAO!

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

I love her laugh xD

[smotpoker15]

hahahahahhaha you've been taken any drugs sir... YAAAAAA hahaha

[1SexiNici]

Wait she's a soldier in the US army and she's working at Arbys??? Okay... Now I know if I ever have any boys (or girls) that they will NEVER EVER join the military...... Period!

[Volatality]

@1SexiNici Good idea...

[ArtisticEntrepreneur]

This one has got to be the greatest ... I think we have a clear winner!

[juveonit]

shampoo my crotch lol

[fucker007moneeey]

am booored 

[interneda98]

THIS IS THE BEST BOARD

[cory3883]

Us army and arbys. Makes a lot of sense psssshhh!

[phxsns1]

You make sandwiches, don't you? I'd like and omelet.

Can I ask you a personal question? Your mother and I had sex.

[datarecoil]

dumb

[jetfreak4]

THis is the best prank call on youtube

[Bahzad23]

i'm a soldier in the u.s army....but i work at arbys now.

[TurkeyJones91]

this sounboard is amazing.

[ImCardiology]

"Can i ask you a person question?"

"yeah go ahead"

"i had sex with your mother. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

[BlastBeatsful]

In the army and works at arby's lmao.

[waltermcbobom]

" bring some food by " LMFAo

[McSuperfly101]

When she said she was a soldier in the army you should have asked her if she ever served in an infantry unity.

[MrJoker5551000]

hahaha i had to watch this twice! fucking hilarious!

[Hafwaffy]

What a rude lady. All he did was have sex with her mom several times.

[ToxicImagination]

"Don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable."

"Whaaaat?"

LMAO

[CODEDTESTAMENT]

PRANK CALL THIS 330-472-5420

[shadows4267]

Thats bullshit he can say shampoo my crotch but when i do it the police need to get involved.

[Anglynn74]

omg I laughed so hard I cried lol

[vivalaryan54]

Hey now he's playin the piano for me!

[SuperStealth23]

"I'm a soldier in the United States Army"

"Really..." BOOM BOOM... "We'll just see about that LOL"

Women need to get out of the army and stay in the kitchen

[muska34]

So at the end because she called him a freak, the guy stole the phone from her to apologise.

Was it the girl on the phone that said "now that wasn't very nice" because the guy stole the phone from her, or her female boss telling her it was not nice to say that to Jack.

I can never tell.

[walrusman70]

i like how the employees fall for this

[MrPeterFinland]

If I was Jack Nicholson, I'd do this every day without a soundboard!

[SpikeThePussySlayer]

Shampoo my crotch!

[justNmimi]

Laughing is so 90's. I mean 2005.

[Eywa355]

funny buy fake...soooo obvious

[dafuksup]

harry sandport

[MissLeigh78]

She sounds like one of those bitter, broad-shouldered chicks. Just saying.

[ChicagoSportsFan1000]

u taking any drugs man hahahahahaha

[mrserenity316]

My doctor recommend I sex with your mother lol.

[CRazyAlex891]

i can't believe she stayed on the line that long

[Orangetree547]

I WANT THAT TELEVISION SET TURNED ON RIGHT NOW! AHHHH!!! AHHHH!!!

[roninalchemist]

I love how most of this soundboard was from "As Good as it Gets" XDDDD

[bill4long]

bwahahahahah

[burgerslayer420]

"You'll be back on your knees in no time"

[theballer04]

"You make sandwiches, don't ya?"

"Yes"

"I want an omelette"

[quantumhex]

man that was good!



[mrbear24]

"always look at the bright side of life"

that piano bit cracked me up. ahahahah

[HaloFreak12695]

hahhahhaha shutup!



[Aaronmaggedon]

"I'm a soldier in the United States Army."

"Really? *Gunshots* We'll just see about that."

BEST. EVER.

[MrBeangs]

Dat shit was fuckin perfect



[OXTAIL88]

Shampoo my crotch LOL.

[GuidesOfGuildWars]

dam, this guy is good on soundboard

[NJN0000]

Hey! this was 10 minutes and they said they would close in 5!

[egocentress]

@NJN0000 She said 10 at first then 5 after like... a couple minutes..or less.

[PANAMArudeBUAY]

best prank call ever

[MonteuseTV]

Has she never seen a Jack Nicholson movie?

[RandyNewmanFan]

I laughed my ass off

[ninetails009]

Shmucks . . . are People too.

How timely. . .

[FeralFarrell]

@ViolentAlcoholic lol I was going to send it as a message, but the chap's got his messages turned off, so I had to pull it apart into 4 comments.

[lrubi2011]

you want answers?!?!? you fucked with the wrong marine!!!

[12mikeike]

omg to funny love this XD lmao

[DianaVita0]

several times actually lolol

[pniehausgbit]

Old Har... hahahahahaha

[sindynr2]

0:32

woman: "I'm a soldier In united states army"

Jack: "Really....*Bang bang bang!!* We'll just see about that...." Hahaha epic ownage ^__^

[PatrickLHawkins]

obviously not a Jack fan.

[wisestfoolalive]

very very impressive

[OsAlle]

home alone pizza delivery scene

[therealhawksfan]

If you wanna see a funny prank call check this link out.

/watch?v=TqI2_vf3UIY <---- post that after youtube.com

[djohnson87]

too bad they didn't have the "YOU IDIOT!" line from Batman. If you know what I mean watch the ending of Batman '98 he says "YOU IDIOT!" to Batman. Funny as hell.

[nofearfor13]

this call proves that todays kids have no clue what quality is since nobody has seen any of Jack's movies

[allehoboys]

"I CANT DO THIS WITHOUT YOU"

[DpoProductions]

/watch?v=pDJ8axvoL-c

[jpagan17]

This one is pretty amazing, there seemed to be an answer for everything they asked, lol.

[D33veeoss]

I'm starving. Bring some food by. lol

[akaaccount]

This man knows how to use a soundboard.

[TheGrowdaddy]

@akaaccount , soundboard? you wouldn't use a "soundboard" for something like this. A sampler and controller...that's all.

[SoundsMadness]

"Can i ask you a personal question?"

"Sure."

"Your mother and i had sex"

[aitraining]

LOL This was great. Used a lot of his best movies and lines. Great range buddy. Nicely done!

[TomTrix99]

The best soundboard prank I have ever heard! Good Job!

[Clay3613]

Arby's never seems to close in my town, I've gotten chicken sandwiches at 1:00 am!

[AntiSocialChannel85]

The best Nicholson prank

[azriellagodines]

Best Prank call of all time! ;)

[BigBossBosin]

3:28

LOL

[Adrhodes442]

People at Arby's are bored.

[daner31]

hahaha Five Easy Pieces!! sorry for stereotyping but some americans are just really fucking dumb!!! she doesnt even know Jack Nicholson's voice

[MrJarth]

lol! tell you what is funny, they said they would close in 5 but the video is 10 mins long. it bet they would rather be on the phone then what ever they were doing ^.^

[zrah1092]

I like the reaction of the peple in the backround.

[FeralFarrell]

so... did you wanna order something?

YEAH! *Jack N evil voice* I could eat a horse....

aahahaha

[chaostitanium]

The doctor reccommended this to me

[Nerfherder1980]

The fuck?!?!? SHAMPOO MY CROCH? I don't remember him saying that in BATMAN!

[daner31]

@Nerfherder1980 its in As Good As It Gets as far as I know...he wasnt just in Batman

[blue182king]

*SCREAM* @5:39

[lucaschallenger]

Guy in the background: "Don't let him hang up!"

[mrcalderon93]

He's been in so many movies he's got endless lines

[mrcalderon93]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[peterganna]

LOL THEY MADE HER GTFO

[VolumedMusicMan]

jack laughs cool. she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.

[DHAROKTHEGOD]

ahahha lol

[BootyFister]

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS VIDEO.

[Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1]

Horny waitresses make me lol.

[jenhasken]

How do they do this??? Pretty impressive....

[GeorgeNada1]

@jenhasken with 'soundboards'.. you can download them on your computer for just about any celebrity.. little audio clips lined up on your comptuer with various quotes in different 'tones' from various movies etc.,.. the trick is to make a 'convincing' call to f*ck with a friend at work or a random person..

[l3lackout77]

That was??????? Prety damn good shit....

[K18191]

Shampoo my crotch..Ole Dirty Jack knows how to play the game.

[matrix4022]

Not enough calls from good old Jack on youtube.

[SpinalxPatch]

Lmfao classic

[Haukenslush]

oh this is great!



[lynnbee666]

Arby's is into anal sex....

[SerbianCobra]

Jack is irresistible even when being used on the soundboard... he doesn't even have to be involved.... i wanna be THAT awesome when I grow old....

[pniehausgbit]

-"I'm a soldier in the United States army"

-"Really?" BANG BANG!

... "We'll just see about that"

[therealcritic28]

"Ya got sandwiches?"

"Yeah."

". . .I'll have an omelette."

XDXDXDXD Oh my god this is brilliance.

[AresLeviathan]

OMG I hope they got this video!

[volkswag12]

this so fucking hilarious

[estbroadway]

shampoo my crotch lmfao

[Whitese7en]

She obviously has never seen a JN movie in her life.

[bugaluu1]

You make sandwiches?

yes.

i want an omelette

[13garo31]

fuckin' arby's

[b00djones]

The best part about this is when she says "What's that?" he doesn't just repeat what he said.

[pvtbonner]

soldier in the us army thats like president of burundi no one cares

[13garo31]

@pvtbonner plus she's a woman...that is all

[debunker1905]

hey u ready? u ready?

[Shakeitupyes]

They close in 5 minutes but the conversation is 9 minutes WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK. why do people make fake pranks, it's like a prank of a prank, and it's not even smart. lameeeee

[Pwells1]

@Shakeitupyes The workers stay there past closing ya know. They have to clean up the store, close the registers, shut off the grills, etc. Takes a half hour to an hour, depending on the place.

[Shakeitupyes]

@Pwells1 I'm not saying don't believe in fake things. By all means, go ahead and believe lies, most people can't live life truthfully and will believe a lie just because it makes them smile, or makes them feel secure (like all the US gov lies to protect us, while really it is to control us) People believe lies all the time. This is a fake prank, that's all I'm saying. Have fun in wonderland :)

[KONKRETEJUNGLE1]

she needs to suck his cock already

[AntonioEdwardJones]

I would quote my favorite part but that would take about 9 minutes and 55 seconds to read.

[hottopichouseeatit10]

When he busted out with that virtuoso piano playing.... I lost it.

[08Cheeseits]

Wtf happened to that lady? did she snap or something @ 8:32

[tawari6]

lmao when he starts playing the piano

[Orangetree547]

What's the matter with you guys? Come one be good Americans!

I'm tired and bitter.

[robphilll22]

Hurry They close in 5 minutes.

[BoRnIn2Sin85]

this is bullshit

[FeralFarrell]

@BoRnIn2Sin85 so r u but we're not complaining

[BoRnIn2Sin85]

@FeralFarrell ha ha ha ha... u thought you just snapped on someone ... ur real funny

[FeralFarrell]

@BoRnIn2Sin85 "just"? nah, a week ago. "a week ago" it's been a week and ur still mad?

[BoRnIn2Sin85]

@FeralFarrell lol.. u silly billy no ones mad... and so what if it took me a week to respond... lol... ur the only one counting.... lmao... woooooooo wooooooooo wooooooooo

[FeralFarrell]

@BoRnIn2Sin85 "This has been flagged as spam show

BoRnIn2Sin85 1 hour ago" Oh yeah, the people really think you're relevant... I'm kidding, nobody thinks your comments hold any importance to society.