Halo 3 Homicide Detective

[trojanballer316]

oh yeah this used to happen to me all the time

[theawesomeness579]

Thats a plasma grenade not a frag.

[MsAnoPoYun]

BUUBS

[1lYorkl1]

Wait that was a plasma grenade not a frag...what are you covering up College Humor!

[ithieve7]

nerd made this comment

[SuperAv16]

nerds below

[3377BlueTsunami]

did anyone see the red spartan has a black nerf longshot???

[BigMackWitSauce]

dammit i have a math final tommorow and I've watched like 50 of these videos...

[ILOVEBED121]

Nerd below this comment

[AsiansFirst]

nerd above this comment

[NinjaPWN147]

@Danisfail common mistake made by people its not a plasma if i do recall plasmas cannot roll on the floor for that amount of time or they don't even roll at all. They most likely added that color to distinguish where it was in the darkness of that clip :D

[gamemak0r]

Lol i thought when they said he spawned there and when he turned and saw blood it was a spawn killer!

[zombiedrumma]

396 people don't think Bungie's the shit.

[mugenrider754]

he's a rookie, so he gets excited.

haha

[straynium]

>"throws one of his two frag grenades"

>throws a plasma grenade.

[Bamshi101]

White fang ain't gay, HE'S KAKASHI'S FATHER!!

[WafflezDay]

@Bamshi101 Still gay.

[spoogeling]

@Bamshi101 No one knows what you're talking about.

[spoogeling]

@Bamshi101 I'm pretty sure "White Fang" is a book by Jack London, btw.

[Bamshi101]

@spoogeling Yeah I know, it was also some gay disney movie.

[DGregster]

Fake. Master Chief can't die.

[WafflezDay]

@DGregster That isn't Master Chief.

[LoseingFaith]

2 frags? i see 1 plasma

[TheSneakyone18]

show the mongoose splatter kill on valhalla

[Bschnoz123]

Anyone else notice that the "Battle Rifle" is just a Nerf Longshot spraypainted black?

[Danisfail]

1:22 too bad it was a plasma grenade not a frag.

[MattJohnson9]

this video is pretty fucking clever

[dragonbreathstinks]

Where did they get that armor?

[tidalwave2k11]

aby1 else notice that it was a pusle grenade that was tossed but they called it a frag?

[dragonbreathstinks]

@tidalwave2k11 Pulse? I would say plasma. This is from Halo 3.

[sogoddamnchill]

Gamer tag?

White fang 68

ah thats pretty gay

[xDanLoL]

@sogoddamnchill Lol, im pretty sure why they chose it :D

[Kokomokox]

@sogoddamnchill haha i always say how gay gamertags are.

"1337sniper666" "headshot420" "ysoez4206661337sniper"

[superman91111111]

@Kokomokox wut my gamertag is headshot_420 olmost like it

[ThePowerfulHamster]

@superman91111111 You can't have underscores in gamertags.

[superman91111111]

@ThePowerfulHamster if u have a hacked version then yeh u can

[thegodofwar222]

0:54 How did the blood get on the cone if it hit his helmet?

[Matak12]

that wasnt a frag grenade...

[JohnNiner8]

the detective's the biggest noob; he doesn't know what a frag grenade looks like lol

[SuperBroBrothers]

awsome how did they do the suit

[dragonegg2603]

i will rat out my best freind to you if you put him away for a few hundred years no joke

[yourmom654321]

holy shit, that gamertag actually exists!

[Thechad201]

that is one kick ass Master Chief outfit.

[startreking2007]

Amazing can fall from a mile high drop but can easily be killed by a traffic cone?

[bennycur]

Protect me cone?!

[trainmaster555]

The irony is, the place looks like the train station from Half-life2.

[SuperFlyFalcon]

noobs. you dont start with plasma grenades

[MrTurtlefan21]

Protect me cone!!! Like if you get the reference.

[JimRoss1992]

@MrTurtlefan21 Grif :D

[venato75]

@MrTurtlefan21 lol, nerd

[DGregster]

@MrTurtlefan21 according to this guy ^^ you're a nerd.

[StealthSim1]

Any that, my friends, is how he scored Recon :)

[nxt2yoshi]

I remember hearing about this on x-box live, watched the video too. I love Halo

[SlarzararPrime82]

predator of the night...I AM THE CONE!!!!!

[ninjadudeperson1]

Coneman got pissed

[miksta115]

This makes me miss the halo 3 maps

[Rulerofskull]

Sounds like guy from game stop commercials in beging

[ra83clement]

traffic cones

[DBO165]

at first he was whitefang then he was whitefag

[blueeyesaf]

@DBO165 I'm pretty sure they were making fun of his name.

[TheZuriO]

Anyone else pissed that they made the DMR automatic?

[TheMotorhead30]

@TheZuriO it's a BR trigger-spammed.

[iFreeZeyHD13]

The cone didnt protect griff this time



[frattysince1904]

at the very end it sounds like hes about to say get the fuck..

[kingKeltec]

No thats a virgin

[WolfN931]

Nerd underneath this comment

[lolzattack12]

@WolfN931 so i suppose @wolfN931 is a nerd because its under that comment

[BaseVexel]

that's a plasma grenade, not a frag

[codyxvasco592]

"We couldn't find any bullet wounds on his body"

"Then how did he die?"

"That's the thing, If appears his gun was shot"

"That's it!"

[joedaddy89]

Thats a plasma grenade, not a frag....

[MrJowasup]

Wait a minute..... that was a plasma grenade not a frag. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

[mugenrider754]

spam grenade on spawning.

thats rookie allright

[Avatar230594]

Is the intro bit like the first second, is that a real song?

[iPyrophobia]

They should go back to this and make it a series lol

[TheGalacticEmperor]

Looks like that Spartan...

*puts on sunglasses*

...will dine in Hell tonight.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

[TheAwesome45]

@TheGalacticEmperor Your not funny, you're just some dipshit ripping off csi miami but unlike them, you can't even make a simple one-liner.

[TheGalacticEmperor]

@TheAwesome45 That's the point of a YEAAH joke, you dumb fuck.

[ExceedingStudios]

Looks like @TheAwesome45 ...

*puts on glasses*

Isn't as awesome as his name entales...

YEEAAAAAAHHH

[TheAwesome45]

@ExceedingStudios You know you're pathetic, right?

[TheAwesome45]

@ExceedingStudios Seriously, I wouldn't mind that much if your one-liners didn't suck dick.

[10michaelcollins]

it was the cone, my god........

[blomejoeyyy]

ive seen this actual kill on youtube years ago

[Muckknuckle]

The MJOLNIR Mark VI, the most advanced power armor built since the fall of the Forerunners, capable of deflecting high-powered energy weaponry with ease has one fatal weakness: Traffic cones.

[mintyking1]

@Muckknuckle

and water

[Muckknuckle]

@mintyking1 Truth.

[Laconic913]

"Looks like somebody..."

*shades*

"Forgot to recharge his shield."

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!

[thenerf100]

turn on the captions you'll understand why

[MrSassafrass1337]

I want that armor

[MrMrManus2]

so he gets killed by a pilon but he is wearing a helmet

[chaosKombat99]

haha its Grifs cone

[treyblakeandrew]

Bungies the shit, huh

[dethbang13]

Bungie is still the shit!

[HatersGonnaHate1000]

I miss halo 3.

[Dominico97]

lol where did they get that cool armour from?

[cochbloch]

@Dominico97 eebhay. supreme edition $800

[TheloniusMaximus]

its literally 5 in the morning. i have a calc final on tuesday. what happened to me???

[IsllayGirls]

@TheloniusMaximus is your knee alright? ...just asking...

[tystormify]

lol Gale Beggy Plays Halo that would be so sweet josh is the best on second to Amir :P

[tranz2deep]

I saw this the first time years back and keep returning to it.

It's just that damn good, the CSI types busting loose with gamerlore is gutbusting in itself.

Thanks to all.

[CookieManify]

from the looks of it...it looks like he took an arrow to the knee

[Dinolord99]

I want the armour, looks so real

[DicesAreRed]

Nice armor... killed by a pylon?

[MisterMokki]

Just Imagine if that red player was named Jack London. Haha, you get it because of the book...

...

...

...

Fuck You.

[dodo2000107]

@MisterMokki Lolwut?

[MisterMokki]

@dodo2000107 :D

[Nicholas265]

Thumbs up for him saying frag grenade and it was a plasma...

[Megahead94]

@Nicholas265 Its a fucking video who gives a shit -.-

Not quality, comedy

[AK47VSM162010]

if u suicide its a 2:30 minute respawn Crap!

[me1223epic]

@Trytofindthiscomment

Cool Story, Bro

[CraZFul43]

anybody else notice that the Spartan was holding a MP5?

0:03

[albinopig123]

How does the cone have blood on it?

[sM4llziE]

Thumbs up if at 0:53 you knew exactly where this video was going.

[6c685]

@sM4llziE anyone whos playe halo 3 before hahaha

[halogamer0]

@sM4llziE ah yes. the classic "shooting the fusion coil with a conviently placed cone standing right next to it therefore exploding, which catapults the traffic cone into the unspecting noob" suicide. classic on the pit.

[Insomniacwithnolife]

Holy shit that was kick ass

[22Hammurabi]

Halo Noire :)

[AgitatedMarsupial]

@22Hammurabi Needs more pencils.

[xxYdoxxx]

@22Hammurabi

More like.

Phoenix Chief : Halo Attorney

[98CJB29]

@onlinetag Let me guess your a ps3 fanboy that faints at the mere sight of one. I bet I was pretty acurate wasn't I. Go Xbox You Rock!!!

[HumanDynamite777]

@98CJB29 Only PC gamers get that enraged against an Xbox (PS3 player right here)

[onlinetag]

no bungie is shit just like xbox

[flyingbutt3rfly]

@onlinetag Get the Hell out of here you stupid, lazy-ass, PS3 fanboy! Go back to all those games NO ONE cares about! Stay there for the rest of your miserable life in your parents basement! No one wants to hear your retarded whining... so keep it to yourself.

[BLANDxARE]

@onlinetag lol looks like u hit a soft spot

[hyenabomber2404]

I was a level 19 ..19 LEVELS AGO

[snupchuckles]

wtf is a pylon

[SmurfettesAWhore]

LOL is that Steve Agee?

[gsvideos1]

haha. this actually happend to me. although i wasn't a rookie at the time

[LifeShark97]

aww i was wrong

[LifeShark97]

ok havent watchit yet bet theres a part where he got t-bagged

[karlfranz100]

That wasnt a frag grenade.

Those wern't fusion coils.

Those weren't pylons.

*cough*cone dipshit *cough*

[wolf92193]

@karlfranz100 Agreed on the frag grenade part, but some people call those cones pylons and finding a fusion coil would be a little difficult :(

[MazTheCats]

that was a plasma grenade

[bolognapony59]

who else got the mw3 n00b and vet trailer????jonah hill is skinny now wtf

[deyo619]

i expected the detective to tea bag that noob's dead body :)

[MegaPanzers1]

This is so stupid! at 0:54 the red pilon is leaking blood; but then at 1:57 when it hits him, it doesn't brake the helmet; so how can it have blood on it!

I now know what Gil feels like when he figures out everything *fuck yeah face*

[Bamshi101]

Everyone dies in multiplayer its almost impossible, and you can't really be gay if your a rookie because everyone has to be one to become better.

[coolappsful]

that was a sticky grenade and there called fusion coils. xD

[aFrantasia]

That's a plasma grenade, not a frag grenade! Come on.

[icarus759]

Enemy player is using a painted Nerf gun.

[GRIZZLY1550]

i wanna costume like that

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

It doesn't take 2:30 for a player to respawn from a suicide.

[Mosixman]

@EricSteveRatzlaff Maybe he was a team killer.

[wowwhatthehellisthis]

hmm back when collegehumor had legit sketches.

[Lanc3Pro]

When I first saw the first few seconds, I said to myself he just fell

[Drifter873]

He said Frag grenade when the spartan threw a plasma grenade. Well he Fucked up

[OMFGZpeanutz]

spartans dont die... They respawn

[JohnnyVanilla1]

That's gay

[Z33M0NK33Y]

@JohnnyVanilla1 your gay and a troll so i bet you have a small penis

[JohnnyVanilla1]

@Z33M0NK33Y I was referencing what they said in the video you fucking idiot. Plus those were some pretty clever insults, did you think of them all by yourself?

[Z33M0NK33Y]

@JohnnyVanilla1 ... well played sir i congradulate you i have no come back not shabby neighbor not to shabby.

[JohnnyVanilla1]

@Z33M0NK33Y And on that day both trolls came to a respectable agreement

[SpAMCAN]

Those are traffic cones. Not Pylons.

[Youngblood1701]

Woah a black nerf gun as a battle rifle. And here i thought they actually had props.

[MrCaptainBravo]

Um... wouldn't it be more of a mistakes were made instead of suicide?

[punn213]

why is there an mp5k in halo

[emlmm88]

2 minutes? he must have betrayed someone to get that respawn.

[Hulavuta]

@emlmm88 Video Time =/= Game Time

[ILIKEPIE12456789]

I didn't know a frag grenade looked like a plasma...

[loganandcam]

So this happens in between every respawn?

[KAOSMASTERoriginal]

at first, i thought it was gordon freeman!

[xxx223xxxx]

the funny thing is ive actually killed someone that way

[barrakstevens]

Thumbs up if you tried to add WhiteFang68 LOL!

[Lobato1987]

Next time just watch the dead on theater mode.

[bobthecrushr]

"I know, Bungies the shit right?"

[ItzZpOiZoN]

@GorrillaGang1 THAT TEAM KILLING FUCKTARD! Oh wait, I'm on of those. :3

[SurrealGamers]

Hold on... I may have solved this. The analyst said it was a TEAM SLAYER match, yet the player has GREEN armor. Obviously he could have not been in the game at that time. This changes EVERYTHING

[disturbed8893]

@GorrillaGang1 thats aloooooot of betrayals

[DrCrazyCake]

@GorrillaGang1 Well...in that case he deserved it...he must have been a teamkiller! :D

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

this is just like what happens in CSI or NCIS.

[Romansssz]

Billion dollar costume and a small pylon kills him in one hit.

[zxxz996]

@Romansssz costume? COSTUME?????? THATS THE MOTHERFUCKING MJONIR MARK VI BATTLE ARMOUR!!!!!! lol just joking

[rprince418]

Anyone else think that would be an awsome tv show.

CSI: Reach

[Uaxis]

@rprince418 Where on Reach exactly?

[GTFOVevo]

He blew up a fusion coil, not a core... and with a plasma, not a frag...

[JamesTague1]

he thew a plasma not a frag

[SteelandSouls15]

It's like I watched that guy from Boondock Saints figure out a crime scene

[DIRTYGHETTOKIDS45]

just one more then ill do work

[topper253]

my name is whitefang68 :(

[vZo5l]

@topper253 Gay