Why did the chicken cross the road? Classic

[tom19971101]

I don't get the joke, why did he cross the road: to get to the other side. Yes of coure, what did you think? I DON'T GET IT!

[BunicuShogun]

@tom19971101 you are like Kanye West with the fishstick joke man....just get it :))

[tom19971101]

@BunicuShogun No I get it now, it's not like Kanye West you could just say to get to heaven.

[SphynkTorr]

To get laid? No. That can't be. He just got laid.

[GoPsp77]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road u Ask? To Get Away From KFC

[RealBulldust]

just to return so that she can cross the road again

[rubbishrider861]

AAAHAHAHAHAHA I ONLY JUST FULLY GOT THIS JOKE!! TO GET TO TH OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD/ HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

[7288637]

dd

[philjk9372]

why do we live in a world where people copy the top comments

[TheMr1awesome]

why must we live in a world where chickens are not able to cross a road without being questioned

[xJonnyboi17x]

why do we live in a world where we must question a chicken for crossing a road

[BAMxITSxWIZOUT]

to challenge your dick to a cock fight and win

[dontshootmydik]

No, to get to your mommas sweat ass.

[MrReman23]

To prove that he wasn't chicken

[NeoBlackProtocall]

still dony get it

[xxXpitboyXxx]

to get to the other side

[O0oSorousho0O]

Nice rolled truck...

[subnannitechnologies]

OMFG LMFAO LOL!!!!!!

[Megalodon64]

the chicken didnt cross the road. chuck norris pushed the earth in the opposite direction

[110994zebra]

retarded

[ILPWLSW]

why did the chicken cross the road? because the black people wanted to eat it

[liltd87]

@ILPWLSW I get it, but im PRETTY sure every other race loves chicken just as much as black people :/

[juniwilliams]

@liltd87 white people seldom eat chicken

[TheRandomOneIsHere]

@juniwilliams really? last time i checked we white people ate A LOT of chicken...

[juniwilliams]

@TheRandomOneIsHere lol. Maybe grilled chicken. Im talking bout that greasy ass fried chicken, like jermaine greasy.

[Richard3261]

i have a dream where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

[CherryBombFilms1]

WTF!?

[wilgax1]

ummm thats funny beacuse????

[jksikecy]

LOL

[EZR09]

I used to tell that joke to everybody no matter where I went. I got it from Fozzie Bear.

[lordassasinlord]

"Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because chicken was on vacation!"

Oh and "In soviet Russia road crosses the chicken"

[guitarabz4]

why did the bubble gum cross the road, because it was stuck to the chickens leg

[1Sthabi]

@guitarabz4

You cracked me up!!! I wasnt expecting that 1

[Shirosaki54321]

There was no chicken it was a roaster

[ConnDevi88]

"Well It Wasn't Really A Road, It was a Driveway at the Chicken Farm & The Chicken Was just Walking around" - Brak

[KillerNerfGuns]

in soviet russia chicken crosses YOU

[splatterberry1]

i do not get it

if he made it 2 the other side, why was he deep fried?

[Megalodon64]

i dont get it

[EZR09]

I thought that joke was so funny. I used to tell the chicken joke to people no matter where I went.

[DJIproductions]

i dont get the joke..

[4589756]

no because who had let the chiken out?

[bf2lover42]

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

[ray10xxx]

that was a waste of my time

[streetcred94]

to fuck the farmers wife!

[Milz1337]

coz the signal was green

[Justinfh2point0]

hahahaha!

[Ashley1231993]

ok, on one side of the road is a Rooster & Chicklen Slaughter, and on the other side is a Horny Chicken....so WHY did the chicken cross the road?

So she could go "Fuk, Fuk, Fuk-cock! with her Rooster, (aka her "Man")

(Fuk, Fuk, Fuk-cock!= buk buk buk-ock)

[indusvalley64]

lol

[tylercomedian]

what the heck?!

[sacredtriangle]

Haha, thats awesome! I have one, you should make a video for it.