10 Reasons Why Halo 3 Sucks

[MarakinandElmo]

Heres my top 10 reasons why Halo 3 sucks: 1. Little Kids 2. Nerds that think they're cool. 3. Campers 4. Hackers 5. Modders 6. Little kids that hack and think they're L33T 7. Noobs that think they're L33T 8. Kids yelling and screaming on their mics. 9. Kids singing poorly. and 10. Kids making fucking sounds and sound like they're masterbating.

[FaceSmileProduction]

@MarakinandElmo all your reasons are basically one you said little kids then you keep saying stuff little kids do

[halolygy]

@MarakinandElmo thats in everey game dumbass

[ZeldaMajorasMaskEX]

@MarakinandElmo its also in EVERY game

[StudioOfStirling]

Reason 1 is in any game. Reason 2 did you think we wouldn't notice you changed your search perimeters and the hole in the middle to make it seem much longer than it was. 3 sticky is unique and cool addition. 4 any game again and that noise is your mike.  5 = you all lined up an threw like idiots. 6 thats the point of a mine idiot. 7 has nothing to do with the game. 8 black screen means you have shitty connection. 9= another unique element of gameplay. 10 Cod = worst spawkill ever. you=dumbass.

[DarkMidgit177]

and reason 6 is just fuckin retarded how could u not see the trip mine and more importantly why would u drive into it so stop complaining and just play the fuckin game

[DarkMidgit177]

1. you get killed by little kids cuz u suck

2. gets some patients it take time but its worth it like when u die u spawn on 1 side of the map when the action is on the other side of the map

3. STOP PLAYING HALO IF U DONT LIKE IT fuckin retards stick 2 cod u fan boys

p.s 9 of those reasons u get the same shit in cod reason 8 is like host migration and 9 is like camping with a spas 12

[lecool122]

last: the one you killed was a retard because he would see you on the radar and he was already spawned

Conclusion: you first reason fucks the nine others and your nine sucks the first one

[lecool122]

sorry, also for the ninth: I already knew that Blue team sucked at all

[lecool122]

ninth: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I never saw that kind of thing before, proves that it needs a retard to enter there with a turret alone

[lecool122]

eight one: first, it seems that your connection sucks because the yellow bar proves it all. Second, this is for the ones who close their Xbox because if you just quit the game it won't do that. Even in CoD it does that a lot of time

[lecool122]

seventh: this is the worst reason because people can leave and be coming back in all the games, not just in Halo

[lecool122]

For the sixth one, if you were the one that put the trip mine, you should know that a immobile vehicle cannot explode

if you were the one who went in the warthog, you're the most retard because you knew there was a mine

[lecool122]

fifth: there is more than one way to escape from attacks so if you are too noob to do it, don't play

[lecool122]

for the fourth, close your sound and you'll be okay

[lecool122]

If you would kill someone with the third reason you would not be angry (I hope no)

[lecool122]

Your second reason is not valid because when players are not found, the wheel fills up with sixteen divided bars and it was not the case in your vid

[lecool122]

The only thing I agree in this video is the first reason because yes it is annoying when people fuck you when your dead

[yogi2o]

Black ops has the worst respawn when it's demolition

[SpitfirePhantom]

The hate halo cause:

1: MY guns take 38582 shots to kill, when I am aiming and fully hitting them but EVERYONE else's gun takes 1 bullet, not to the head.

2: When I snipe, it always takes 2 shots, except when I aim for the head. But when everyone else snipes? They kill me with 1 shot to the body, when I have full health, and I watched in theater and somehow they do it.

3: I fucking suck.

;)

[TheOGLockdown]

I hate doing this: 1. A game can't be mad JUST because children play it, and you suck enough to get killed by them. 2. You took the shortest time possible to find CoD match, but the had friends enter your match and after 20 seconds rage for you. 3. All games suffer from that problem. e.g. CoD. 4. Refer to 1. 5. Fake and Gay. 6. Are you and idiot. 7. Refer to 1 and 4. 8. Alot of games suffer from Host Migration. 9. Camping isn't a big problem in Halo. 10. Worse in other games.

[SurvivorSonic1098]

#6 wasn't a reason y it sucked

[bionicledragon]

Lol over half of these reasons are not the game but the players. Next time to try this, make good reasons

[thePCgamingZone]

srsly u only gettin put with loud kids because ur shit when u get above 20 people start playin competitive because u hav to win to go up in lvls so its all about the tactical play instead of cod where u get just join a game thts already started and just get kills easy

[hectichorse]

Bullshit video thats why 55 million was put inyo this game and thats not including the 200 million of advertising.

[Shadow11614]

@Shadow11614 everyone i was just joking not all halo games suck there are some good ones

[michael77800002]

halo 3 rocks!

[thePCgamingZone]

u should make another video about 10 reasons why u suck at halo 3

[edysonmacho]

@thePCgamingZone That is so true. I thumbs down to u for an accident, but you r so true.

[murdercom998]

Why cod is fast is becuase halo matches u with people of your skill plus u had like 13 plus then a 3 wdf r u retarded

[Lazarman5o9]

This is stupid. I know its a joke but its a reall stupid one.

[Chikun382]

@noobpwner117 I gonna respond now: 1 - 10: Read Description...

[camycamera]

also, you discust me. this is all online, with people doing stuff! you are an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can only hold 2 frags, so you cant spam them, unless you had all of the grenades!

[camycamera]

point 1= you can get killed by a little kid in cod also, jackass! halo is wayyyyyyyyyy better than cod because it takes skill, and reqiers imagination! (forge ftw!, halo ftw!)

[xr3v0lut10n]

@camycamera well in Halo are kids too

[ninjagunnerz]

thats why i play CoD

[TheMunchiesMunchie]

I am actually laughing at how you think any of these are valid points.

[littledude743]

@TheMunchiesMunchie they're not really but every point counts :P

[superkoopashell]

The second reason was only like 15 seconds to find people. Call of duty is just a different kind of multiplayer system of course it's faster. COD makes you think theres a lot of games being played, but people are just leaving a game and joining another one, while someone joins the open slot a person left. COD and Halo are both awesome. (Number 4 is the best).

[megaminer101]

just sell it dum ass get a life

[Trunks4545]

1)Killed by a liitle kid = you must really suck.. :p Anyway, Halo is great and every thing there is the same as BFBC2,COD and others.

[tagg1436]

well its obvious that people that dont like halo just suck at halo so they go to cod....and easier game.

[HamzaHawksKing]

I played Reach, its an ordinary game, dont know why its popular. Its okay-ish. Its kind of a game that you are stoked about for a few days and then it sits beside your xbox and collects dust.

[VIKINGproductions101]

1. is in every game online (ignore them)

2. also in many games

3. are like semtex in mw2

4. also in many games, (ps mute them)

5. also in many games (don't care)

6. it's a mine, and you can see it easy

7. the phone maby (ignore them)

8. better then shutting down the game (also in some games, not becouse of halo)

9. if ther is a fun weapon on the map it is gona be happening (don't care)

10. also in pretty much every game, but dose not happen often

[BYoshi19]

1-just avoid the player

2-either a connection problem or nobody is playing the game-not halo 3's fault

3-avoid players who do that

4-avoid the players

5-avoid player

6-u should notice if theres a damn trip mine but if not thats just players being smart-not halo 3's problem

7-avoid player

8-connection problem not halo 3's fault

9-avoid players

10-unluckiness-wont happen often-trust me

[frugooscapecodemask]

lol de da do da de da do

[highhitler1]

halo 3 is a bad game. doesn't mean Halo as a franchise sucks. i think Reach is a huge improvement over Halo 3 and actually fun

[jakerocker456]

it takes forever to be "legit" in this game

[gtaclevelandcity]

The biggest reason why Halo sux is that it takes forever to actually kill somebody. Either you have to run in and melee them or have your kill stolen. Plus the matchmaking in god-aweful. Go Bad Company 2!!!

[konachun117]

@gtaclevelandcity to u LEARN TO GET BETTER train ect. then u wont suck like hell and if u dont wana train go into a game where its the same level as u

[gtaclevelandcity]

@konachun117 It only took 8 games for me to get 1st place. Its not that I suck that bad. I just hate getting my kills stolen and every time I get the energy sword, I always get team killed for it!

[antoni0818]

Dude youre only talking about the multiplayer

[Shadow11614]

ALL HALO GAMES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[antoni0818]

@Shadow11614 ur opinion

[Shadow11614]

@antoni0818

i was joking some halo games are good

[MyHelloman123]

@Shadow11614 YOUR FACE SUCKS :D

[GodofWar747582]

@Shadow11614 cuz ur a n00b

[goldcrosser]

halo sucks reallyyyyyyyyyyy



[lordgiratina7000]

well im not a fanof halp but IMO i think that the first one was better....but clearly Metroid is better : P

[ParadoxAnubis]

typical 360 game

[geico39]

lol @ the end

[TehReyMan]

Any problem you can associate with Halo you can say about any other game...

[Spyroyahoo]

READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION IDIOTS.

[OfficKevinStoley]

Star War's Is So Much Better.

[GodofWar747582]

halo reach ftw

[Mattsaint2]

@GodofWar747582 if you think that then why did you watch this video?

[umairool50]

i think this game is overrated. 1; WHEN I FIRST played it it didnt really have anything

new to offer to the fps genre. 2; IT HAS little to no stratgy in it all you do is jump around and shoot 3; WHEN I SAW MASTER CHEIF he looked cool but he was so blaned and when i heard pepole acualty liked him i was going to kill my self

[up4sonic]

@umairool50 Are you talking about the whole franchise or just Halo 3? To me I hate the whole franchise. It's really fucking over-rated, bland, and just to repetitive and boring. The storyline is so mediocre. If people honestly think that this is the best Sci-FI storyline then they're mistaking. Mass Effect is WAY better then this. That brings up another thing. In Halo the characters are barely even there. There is nothing emotional about it. At least Mass Effect makes it emotional and has a plot

[umairool50]

@up4sonic ya the whole franchise. ya i think mass effect is better but my fav sci fi is dead space

[TehReyMan]

@umairool50 1. l2spell 2. l2spell 3. l2spell.

[umairool50]

@TehReyMan 1 this is a computer i can spel stuff how i want 2 dum ass

[TehReyMan]

@umairool50 I'm a DUMB ass? Clearly you are the dumb ass.

[blacksperrow]

ok i aggree that the game sucks but your reasons do to man. and if you have the balls break the damd real halo disk and not some random shit

[will3450]

if you dont like halo THEN DONT PLAY IT! its as simple as that

[nazone209]

the only reason why u think this game is bad is because ur bad at it, grenade spamming? grenades suck in that game! u complaine about getting into a match slowly, its because u have a level 3 and then 2 lvl 16's it need to find a match of people with the same exact levels. the black screen, are u fucking joking? its called picking a new host..

[SuperKillaG]

@sonicgodzilla123 halo reach suks , its so nooby , im mlg so...

[Kenkas15]

@SuperKillaG ......HA!!!!! HAHA!!!!!! MY ASS!!!!

[SuperKillaG]

u guys are stupid , its almost impossible to find a game if your running fours and theres a guy thats a 3 and the others are a 16 and 14 , its a "RANKED" match....

[barepola]

no scoping on halo sucks

[barepola]

no scopeing on hale sucks remberr

[DANKIDYD]

LT is throwing grenades. RT is to shoot. The end. And don't say "OH STFU COD FANBOY" because truth be told I used to love halo, and I have gotten and beaten every halo made (besides halo wars). But after 5 games of jumping 15 feet into the air and raping RT and LT I decided to stop thinking they were going to make a game with a better purpose than unlocking armor and killing whining 12 year old's who swear and call you a "noob" because you are better than them.

[ThatBoredShow]

Halo reach maps SUCK!! They don't have any good ones like blood gultch.

[TheNaZeus]

and also if you are in a game, and right at the beginning half of your team leaves and you are left with 2-4, thats total bullshit

[TheNaZeus]

i cant believe you cant join matches that has been already started, its bullshit. And there are only 3 gamemodes fo you to play if you dont have the map packs. And 8 players is not enough...It can be entertaining when playing with friends, but gets boring pretty quickly.

[flashpoint62]

haha its funny half of that shit wouldnt be a problm if you had a good connection so fuck off you fucking noob another thing teammates that are annoying mute them you retard and third you FAIL at playing xbox and you FAIL at life dusch bag go back to camping with shot guns on cod and stop being a dip shit if cod is so much better than halo then dont play halo and play cod and shut the fuck up about it

[commanderrey12]

10 reasons why u suck. 1.You got killed by a little kid 2.Your to cheap to pay for your freaking connection 3.You never get luck with a sticky 4.Thats probably you eating your frito lays 5.You dont know how to dodge them 6.Perfect combination 7.Maybe those other people have lives and have to do something besides game 8.Looks like you hate cod too,migrating all the time 9.You never get it 10.Your boyfriend came back from the dead

[commanderrey12]

10 reasons why u suck.

1.You got killed by a little kid

2.Your to cheap to pay for your freaking connection

[commanderrey12]

10 reasons why u suck.

1.You got killed by a little kid

[chickenpie1928]

i like COD and Halo, but Halo is far superior :)

[JohnsonC94]

GAY-LO SUCKS

[bitesizeCARNAG3]

wow trash ass ranks and arguements...hahaha

[LegoMaster849]

+ half the things in there r avoisible

[LegoMaster849]

dude u probly dont have a internet in until u put the internet back lol

[scottsan101]

I Heard Call of duty 4, I guarantee that if asked to voice his opinion on C.O.D., he would say "BEST GAME EVER" He's a C.O.D. fan boy, so law of being C.O.D.'s "Bitch" DEMANDS that they MUST SLANDER halo in general as an "INFERIOR GAME" compared to C.O.D. and anything that isn't C.O.D. Based on C.O.D. or similar to C.O.D. MY POINT HAS BEEN MADE.

[INEEDZALL]

@scottsan101 you speak the truth

[scottsan101]

@INEEDZALL thank you...

[corruptionism]

and also it makes it faster if host searches for the match

[corruptionism]

LOL a bunch of Team Slayer warriors

[superclayton1000]

@THEJOE658 what kind of nerd wants action figures of video game characters

[corruptionism]

@superclayton1000 what kind of nerd has there username as "superclayton1000"?

[maycogt]

that level 3 guy is the reason you dont find matches, hes too low

[genocide58525456]

true



[Raveman01]

2 "i could like take a crap right now" XD

[Messmaster08]

cod is like way more better like we have been in here for like 20 minutes its like gay half the reasonsyou said go for almost every game i played and besides everyone knows its all about battlefied bad company 2

[corruptionism]

@Messmaster08 lmfao you must just suck at halo cos you cannot shoot a BR or take down anyone's shield cos you can spam or 1 shot them, play swat faggot. fuckin AR spraying scrub

[Messmaster08]

@corruptionism mo i was maing fun of what one of the kids in the video wassaying lol i love halo way more than cod

[BOBBYbtocore]

the only reason it took so long is because

A) you were playing ranked and that shit takes hella long for EVERYONE

B) one of your party members was level 3, and the others were level 16.

go play SOC games if you want to play a game that fast :D but thats just my opinion

[FoxGrey10]

lol why play it then you noob

[dawood88]

Soooooooooo much fps are better than gaylo. I dunno why so much kidz like him. I have the game. It really was a pain in the ass to finish him. So fuckin slow , fuckin gay , weapons look like fuckin toys , gay story . This game is so overrated. Even my 13yo bro (and i ) prefer play doom 2.

PS for trolls: That is just MY oppingon ,u can like halo (as u can like eat your shit) thats cool for u guys,tastes differ for everybody.

[OfficialDuckFilms]

"Call of Duty is like way much better" that just shows the kind of retarded squeakers that play cock of duty

[DAFORCEFilms]

I disagree with everything in the video, I just love watching these. NTW i read the description (something NO ONE does), I know you like Halo.

[BaazilTBS]

10 very bad reasons!

[CrazyLegsMan89]

Halo 3 doesnt suck , you suck

[kennysdead500]

@CrazyLegsMan89 i dont play it and i think it sucks

[DAFORCEFilms]

@CrazyLegsMan89 read the description underneath the video before you say shit

[caller347]

You all do know this is a joke right?

[TheWizardTrembyle]

I'm sorry, it's a joke? What was funny about this video?

[caller347]

@TheWizardTrembyle I know you were joking. The kid admits it's a joke in his discription. Around the point when you mentions that one the reasons it sucks because players always leave, you can tell he's just trolling.

[charlie120asc]

Your friends are terrible actors in the lobby, And call of duty can suck shit :P

People make those gay noises in every fucking game

Your the only person fucking dumb enough to put a trip mine on a warthog and drive it.

Your not going to spend your life in a game so of course he's going to be AFK dumbass

Last one? You just got owned, Bitch!

Blank screen? Get fucking better connection

[TheWizardTrembyle]

Ha! He tried to get away with breaking a fake disc. Notice we never get a good look at the front of it. He even pulls it out of the Xbox upside down. When we do finally see the front of the disk as he's twisting it apart its all brown not light on one end like a Halo 3 disk.

LAME!

FAKE!

[caller347]

@TheWizardTrembyle You too my nigga.

[kodirocks1]

This video game is for nerds I hate it! Unfortunately nearly everyone at my school's obsessed with it :(

[AbductedGamer]

haha i hope this was made as a joke cause your reasons arent even facts. lol instant respawn? you mean random 1 in a million chance kill?

[cmkofan]

halo overrated

[dawood88]

@cmkofan yep mate , so much.

[DaShiznitPlaya]

halo can blow me

[TheTruemadman]

why is PS3 better?

caause qe are smart enough not to sell halo francise

[SurvivorOfZombies]

yep this game blows it sucks it is bland

[dimasgold43]

hey fuck you you fucken bitch i like this game

[ERROR989]

@dimasgold43

752 people disagree.

[TheMark105]

retarded vid cod has longer waiting period to get in 1 match

[MegaViper666]

Halo 2 best halo ever!

[runescape2ws]

Halo is the Dumbest game on the UNIVERSE! The graphics SUCK and the gameplay is so fake and has no meaning to life.

[teddy78slayer570]

@runescape2ws ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

[FrayOfLight]

@runescape2ws Your name describes everything you said.

[caller347]

@runescape2ws I'm not sure about the graphics but the gameplay is fake? What do you mean fake.

[runescape2ws]

@caller347 u fucking jump 10,000 feet in the air and dont die? what kind of shit is that?

[caller347]

@runescape2ws I would call that being "Unrealistic, but not fake. Besides I think it has something to do with the fact that the players are "Spartens". Food for thought.

[TheWizardTrembyle]

@caller347 Don't you mean "Spartans".

[caller347]

@TheWizardTrembyle Opps mispelled on the "E" part. My bad.

[TheWizardTrembyle]

@caller347 And I should have finished that sentence with question mark instead of a period. Nice talkn wit chu home dog skillet.

[Th3Aud1tor1um]

I hate Halo. I hate when Kids play Halo cause they talk shit and play like shit. I hate it whenever it takes 30 mins to find a game. I hate it whenever it lags like shit. I hate it whenever you kill someone and it lags and shows that they killed you. I hate it whenever you shoot someone and they don't die then 1 hour later it says you killed them. I hate it whenever it lags and you see a player walking into the wall and you keep shooting them but they don't die and you find yourself dead,

[teddy78slayer570]

@Th3Aud1tor1um ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

[juggalojefte]

Cod and halo are sadly not as good as MGO

[Solothefuture1]

halo 3 wasnt really that good at. reach did make up for it but i personally think that halo is overrated. dont get offended please

[KirbyPownsYou]

Oh noes! Someone tea-bagged you? Grow a set

[UtterlyDelightful]

YOU CAN MUTE PEOPLE

[UtterlyDelightful]

heh he said when you die from a little kid but there is a little kid in his party

[juggalojefte]

Halo is highly over-rated

[Solothefuture1]

@juggalojefte it really is

[blackmetalhoward]

why do people called it THE sword its just A sword

[gaaraboy96]

@blackmetalhoward Because theres only 1 sword on each map if the map has a sword at all....but halo is a good game.

[StraighAndProud]

HA!!!! This is 10 reasons why your internet and online friends suck!!!!

[xdark0lordxx]

takes long to find matches? wow ur going to love black ops then!

[DGNightmare100]

Thumbs up this commet if you like halo

thumbs down this commet if you dont like halo

[XKYOXxx]

It's amazing how people go to such lengths to hate on Halo. I guess when you're the best and all the others have to look up to you it must be hard on those less fortunate that can't tell a good game if it was stuck up their ass. Wait these guys hate Halo, right? Then why are they still playing it?

[fmanddc]

halo suks balls

[pat7628]

@fmanddc or maybe because you suck at it yep and you spelled sucks wrong too

[tichergeorge]

gaylo 3 must die

[godly191]

u suck stupid kid

halo 3s emence stop making vids

[Agentdoyle222]

30 min

[Agentdoyle222]

the last 3 no one could handel that its no ones falt

[NassimHarameinVedas]

lol @ my dog just pissed all over the floor

[goldberg7633]

its not halo 3!!!!!! its gay bro 3. the return of masterbating chief.hes ready for you

[tichergeorge]

@goldberg7633 you mean gaylo?

[lDGlHax0r]

But if you are a troll and stuff and feed off of other's anger and hate. Then I can't stop you, but it is selfish as the only one gaining from this would be you laughing your ass off at how serious some of these people are about their comments. Not everybody wins.

[lDGlHax0r]

Ok so I got bored of ranting on about your cons because I knew there was no point in saying anything so I read your description. Look, here's a tip. Do not make misleading videos, they really piss people off. Your lucky I had enough sense to read the description. Other people may not, and you are only making peoples lives more frustrating. At least I think this video would be more successful if you changed the title to 'Why the Halo 3 community sucks'

[lDGlHax0r]

6 is just stupid, again, these cons you are refering to our the community being dicks and rigging other peoples rides.

[lDGlHax0r]

5 Is the community's obsession of throwning grenades. These reasons are getting worse and worse. It's actually entertaining to comment on them all. The reason you have grenades is because you are meant to throw them at the enemies to kill them. Keep these coming.

[lDGlHax0r]

4 is just the community having an online conversation. Is there anything wrong without. One guy is being retarded, again. That is not a reason why Halo sucks, it is a reason why children shouldn't play shooter video games.  I sympathize those kids who are actually mature enough to play these types of games like my brother.

[lDGlHax0r]

3 is a lucky stick, lucky is the act of a really inprobabble event occuring. That's a reason why halo sucks. You have got to be kidding, I think these are only gonna get worse.

[lDGlHax0r]

I also like your rigged over exgatterated points. It is quite obvious that that second game took a few seconds to get going and you overexgatterate to make it look bad, Do you just suck it giving valid points