Two Fat Ladies: Fruits & Vegetables Part 2

[billps34]

The vegetable knife is "American of all things!!" - hilarious.

[miauomiauo]

"...and the howl of a lettuce as it's plucked from the earth."

hilarious!

[Riccy102]

Is she talking about her abusive father? I wonder...

[ginaraquel]

@Riccy102 Good question--I was assuming a boyfriend, but I think you might be right.

[emmanordanfors]

I once lived with a man who would have committed acts of violence on my person had I not been able to intervene by swiftly cooking bubble and squeak ...