God, Inc - Episode 5

[durantlion21]

...do people not wonder who is calling like....is this the Office of God...this is crazy..

[phreakoutaston]

Aishwarya Rai is part of the Hindu partheon of gods? LOL!

[esauofrensfal]

Rizwan Manji looks really different without the mustache. I started watching this before I watched Outsourced and did not recognize him. He definitely has the delivery, though.

[planeshaperman]

Canada is due for an invasion pretty soon.

[AgentCROCODILE]

Dayum... OPRAH needs to get to the top...

[Popsfresh]

"That's because my marketing strategy is the one true marketing strategy. "

[AccioYesterday]

"Fine, I'm going to add a big butterfly to my profile page"

xD

[yamiblade]

I want a porcupotomas....

[stitch99]

I'm actually surprised that they don't say, "Boss, Damn it!" I'd laugh.

[Chaoticentertainment]

i <3 biffles the monkey

[LordofWolves]

Number 7 Religion:

Oprah

[michaelbme]

Canada would whip Pakistan.

[RuskePerson]

What do they call atheists? Non-consumers?

[redheadproductions45]

what are they supposed to be selling?

[ourgreylove]

religion.

[Darkest797]

Sitting on a cloud, plucking a harp; yeah, that's sexy.

[d4m4s74]

I wonder how pastafarianism is going in the charts, or if they even count it

[shawnmcghee1]

Wicca got beat out by Oprah.

[ErichoTTA]

I wonder if the publicist for Greek and Roman mythology just quit?

[LN1990]

probably got fired.

[ellenmelon6]

where is the publicist for judaism! that would be hilarious :]

[Limejello10512]

dude thats just it....there is none.....

[TommyBergen]

Best part: monkey gets kidnapped, worst part: the christian girl.

Sorry to say it, but the crappy 80s music isn't funny, just dragging it down ½ a star..

[leonardj1]

why the hell is this not on tv.i can watch this 24/7

[bruceynz]

Yeah I love God, Inc too. Beats the pants of 'The Office'

[ipodnano4334]

the music at the end cheers me up

[mans0nh]

Ha ha. Canada a Christian country.

Closer to secular than anything.

[IceMetalPunk]

Anyone else notice in the beginning that "Oprah" is a religion on the board? LMAO!

Pakistan invading Canada? Anyone invading Canada? How ridiculous!

:P

-IMP ;) :)

[Shom42]

Invading Canada is genius.  Their missles don't have the range to hit the USA.

[kRAZYCanuck22]

and aishwarya rai is one of the hindu gods

lol

[mittvarp]

Oh, how I like concepts like this...

[vasant55]

lol the hindu has the name of a bollywood actress on the god list xD

[OwnersInc]

lol aishwariya rai..

[ocachisu]

god inc has a theme song lol

"the best of god inc!

god i~inc!"

[fadisanouri]

silly

[ButtFaceFactory]

shut up, ophelia. you get your clients from myspace.

LOVE IT!

[DoidimaisBrasil]

DANISH CARTOONS RULE!!!

[PuppetXeno]

Classic! LMFAO

[thehymner]

Pakistan invades Canada...what does it mean for the price of maple syrup?????

[bwworld]

Esther + Glasses = a dead ringer for Sarah Palin! Dontcha think? (And probably just as scary)

[RickCoppola]

Pakistan invades Canada... lol

[umdesch4]

Ummm...I'm getting "sorry, this video is no longer available".

When did that happen and why? The other 5 episodes are still around.

[nemesisnick66]

NOOO they cant get rid of Austin he's awesome

[EclipsedExistence]

Oprah is a religion and Pakistan invades Canada....epic win!

[grantsinmypants2]

"What if all the problems on earth were not caused by a spiteful deity, or karma, or fate, but just office politics and petty bureaucracy?"

Funny thing is: they are.

[warlord66236]

ROFLMAO Pakistan invades Canada!? thats too funny, pakistan is afraid of countries like canada and the U.S.

Everyones afraid of Russia...

[Sana45]

Oprah is a religion?

[21xty6]

funny episode but Canada is not a Christian nation the majority of people who live in Canada don't believe in god and are agnostics or atheists

[tehredmage]

I just noticed, but Esther's chair is the one that's not 'ergonomic'

Piper took it in the last episode

[kawithak]

hahaha i love the theme song too GREAT!!!

[sassmyfrass]

I love Miracle Man.

[joeyblue43]

lol pakistan invades Canada lol

[XR4dashIT]

Wait, did they have Oprah on there as a religion?! LOL

[starlink8]

Pakistan invades Canada!! lol

[hireclaw22]

Get Pakistan to invade Canada! Thats brilliant!

[rachelbuttons]

atheism isnt a religion

[sasuke141]

hey what about atheists? xD

myspace? xDDDDDDDDD

[MoonDrk13]

why must Biffles be brought into this? He's just an innocent bystander!

[niftygibbon]

excellent acting by the woman who plays 'ester'... each episode gets better and better each time.. well done guys :)

[xxXBlacKnightXxx]

"sitting on a cloud plucking the harps,yeah...thats sexy" LMAO.what!!! pakistan invades canada,damn,and the most important thing the news reporter noted was how it would affect maple syrup prices for ppl ;D

[Petrades]

Give the bitch some steaks, for the love of God!

[Mark27nj]

LOL!!!

This show is great!

She kidnapped Biffles,LMAO!

[DEX119911]

And now a breaking news report, Pakistan invades Canada. What does it mean for the price of maple syrup?

lol

[nausicaa17]

Aishwariya Rai is on the list of gods and goddesses. XD I love this show.

[mandyyyyx3]

i love the sort-of christian guy and biffles...especially at the end. Lol. So cute.

[prezoftheworld]

Aw.. poor Biffles =(

[XsplicerX]

gishnu is the mischevious one lol

[guitarfreek1]

u get ur converts from myspace...fine,im going to add a big butterfly to my profile page

lol WOW

[CaptainKaddywhak]

I just think it's hilarious that they consider Canada a Christian country. :) In a couple of years Canadians are probably going to be a minority in their own country (because of immigrants, most of which are not Christian). Not to mention that most of us aren't Christian anyways. But I still laughed my ass off. Hilarious concept. :)

[admiralharper]

4:40 Pakistan invades Canada LOL

[JJDominic]

hahaha I love it, the Muslim guy doesn't even care he's just rocking out to his Otis Redding, eating his cheese string, and the solitare...I think thats why he wins or maybe it was the yogurt? (this pretty much made my day)lol. I love it.

[kero110]

don't forget his pink iPod. 8D

[Satori1800]

thanks for great video:)

[ha99ai]

esther is hot

[Rapoirier]

LMFAO LOL IM ROFL!!!

"And now a breaking news report, Pakistan invades Canada. What does it mean for the price of maple syrup?"

LOL!!!

[MrHawtCO2ure]

myspace in heaven????lmao!!!

stained glass window of Jesus wrestling a bear?lmao!!!

50/50...but...no deal,lol

they are too funny,kudos to the writers!!!!

[snarfeck]

i like the placin the water bottle on the paper to slide it down the rail. would've never thought of doin that. haha francis you rule. thank you for making me laugh :).

[Devaah]

LOL Pakistan invades Canada Ha ha!! They already did, too late !!. The first wave of Muslims to Canada, actually tried to blow up a Hindu temple. Soo Watch It Hindus. They cannot beat the Christians soo easy, they look for easy pickings,LOL.

[angend]

I love the theme song :) hahaha

[kyuubinokitsune13]

NUU!

BIFFLES!

[grif111]

ROFL PAKISTAN has an army? What a dirt third world country

[okp431]

Grow up

[musumeci88]

Pakistan has nuclear weapons too.

[free800]

Canada has a shit military compared to pakistan. Pakistan has a huge army and will eat up canadas no problem. Pakistan has more airforce pilots than canadas total army ha ha ha ha

[kyuubinokitsune13]

but do they have more jets than canada?

[VUandChips]

Yes.

[Jananirox]

you can't convert into hinduism.

[VUandChips]

As a white Hindu, I would most certainly state that YES, you can!

[delphidays]

Hippy

[VUandChips]

Yes, you can. Only some close minded Hindus who still probably love the caste system believe that you cannot convert to Hinduism.

[Jananirox]

Have you even been to india lately? The caste system is always going to be there. Its imbedded way too deep into indian society to ever be rid of it. I'm not saying I believe in it or I think its right, but its always going to be there, whether you like it or not. And no matter how much you might be adamant you can never be an actual hindu. You may adopt hindu cultures and customs, but you can never be an actual hindu.

[lititz18]

Jeff Sass is so hot

[kahman95]

we must destroy those who seek to oppress us...

[TONYDANGERtv]

the red head is hot!!! :) cool show!

[D0nkeypie2]

"Pakistan invades Canada... what does this mean for the price of maple syrop?"

[Furnock]

"oprah"

lolol

[Xenogamer777]

its sad but most of that is tru

[THEOogalieBoogalie]

Shut up Ophelia, you get your clients from myspace.

[BryyMillerson]

This is the best one of the bunch.

[skuryliw]

Austin is teh best!

[shelbu1991]

"... And what does that mean for the price of syrup?" Love it!!

[Hexstream]

lol @ 4:57

[777Roghen777]

lolo the wiccan opehlia was so funny

[dratrepus]

i like the series, but this one wasnt quite as good, (imo) & the mic's sound a little hot

[LordZofWar]

Dude, you are a genius! You deserve every bit of fame and fortune you reap from this series. Wiccans and Myspace, hilarious!

[birdrack]

did i see oprah on the religions list?

[Glaurung000]

Hahaha, Pakistan invades Canada

[Tiqure]

What does that mean for the prices of maple syrup? ROFL!

[Ericj106]

this youtube series got sold to the sci-fi channel 4 real

[slipkornV1]

Lol I love the title

"Beating Muslims

(Not Literally)"

Keep up the good work ^_^

[cameron0wuz0here]

Shut up Wiccan you get all your converts from myspace!

[c00lwatter]

Wow, Ester is soooooo heartless. Its friggin HAWT! I want her, the evil beezatch.

[whybanme]

Sarah says 11:00 A.M. but the paper just says 11:00.

[AquaPenguinMan]

well, what else does she mean? 11 at night? xD.

[SelfMadeBum]

porcu=potamus - juvenile? NO!!

[SelfMadeBum]

. . . cuz butterfly pics on myspace profiles HAVE been known to encourage converts . . .

[mLopez54]

these videos rock!!! you're awesome

[wimpwoman]

"Krishna was the mischevious one who used to play tricks-- with butter."

This show is so well-written. Funny from alpha to omega.

[Saxophoneking]

haha the wiccan lady uses myspace roflmao

[stephaniemarkham]

that is my favorite line from the series!

[845luna]

Enjoyed these videos. Want to see more.

[kelltal]

really enjoyed these videos. wish there was jewish representation in the religions department. it was the first monotheistic religion after all . . . maybe there should be a religions department, and the a smaller cults department. there are sort of jews as well (aka high holiday jews), and i suspect sort-of all other religions .. maybe there could be a whole sort of department? . . . just some ideas . . great show! please post more!

[screamingmisfit]

aw, poor Andy and Biffles. He's been traumatized!!!

[timewatcher7]

WHY BIFFLES!! WHY!!!!!

[mdot]

pakistan invades canada...omg i love it.

[timewatcher7]

I TOTALLY AGREE, i couldn't stop laughing after that. That is a totally gooooood idea. I lovwe it.

[gwyfyn]

lol, porcupotamus. funny, funny

[simiansapiens]

austen looks like lenin with no beard...

[jimifloydrix]

the song!

and the wiccan publicist

funny

[TwilightBirthday]

what does it mean for the price of maple syrup?

hahahahaha

[joshwhitaker617]

Oh Shut Up Ophelia You Get Your Clients From Myspace! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[robtul12]

Very good.

[wimpwoman]

Seriously, I love that the number seven spot on the top sellers list belongs to "Oprah."

[timewatcher7]

lmfao

[thelightofourworld]

Then he rebukes them in his anger and terrifies them in his wrath, saying, "I have installed my King [c] on Zion, my holy hill." I will proclaim the decree of the LORD : He said to me, "You are my Son [d] ; today I have become your Father. [e] Ask of me, and I will make the nations your inheritance, the ends of the earth your possession.

[thelightofourworld]

Why do the nations conspire [a] and the peoples plot in vain? The kings of the earth take their stand and the rulers gather together against the LORD and against his Anointed One. [b] "Let us break their chains," they say, "and throw off their fetters." The One enthroned in heaven laughs; the Lord scoffs at them.

[JuliusBonapart]

BRING BACK GOD INC!

[BryyMillerson]

It's sold to Sci-Fi.

[TomPage1]

Very Funny. But, actually, contrary to popular belief, Christianity is still the largest and fastest growing religion in the world. In the USA the only rise in converts are among evangelicals, but, in the third world Roman Catholicism is still growing rapidly, fueled partly by missionaries (evangelical faiths and Mormonism also growing due to missionaries), but MOSTLY due to the Pope's opposition to birth control. Rapid pop. growth in Muslim countries is the main reason Islam is growing too.

[wolfrolf]

i love andy, because he wear a so nice long tie.

[madmikeyking]

Montage

[Who27Me]

chaospacks thinks the "Big Butterfly" idea was best

[ukidding]

I am religion free. It's a great way to avoid religious conflict.

Other pluses: No prayer time. No donations. No need to kill over religious matters.

God: All we know about god has come from the mouths and pens of men. Did man make god?

[brennnnan]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Pakistan invades Canada! i laughed so hard at that.

[filthnotfaith1]

haha good old canadian maple syrup. IS that the opnly thing were really known for abroad? Good show actually

[tragicKat]

I looove the God, INC song!!!!

[getsinyoureyes]

Funniest episode yet!

[Mjhavok]

You get your clients from myspace lmao.

[Kagomemiko247]

Biffles!!!

[Bosco239]

Beating The Muslim (Not Literally)

LOL

[sillysillyface]

they mentioned Denmark:)yaay:p

[RedArmorZero]

omg lol besides this coment it was 666 SWEET! and on god inc. no less ^_^

[jeffisutherland]

NOOOOO!!! I live in Canada! I don't want to be invaded!

lol, these are so funny!

[moyeongsu]

you live in canadia? sorry.

[karl858]

oh crap, I live in canada!!

[ReysRandomRails]

"I am going to pray to the primordial enchantress for a divine spell to encourage converts" hahaha this is priceless

[Xenogamer777]

it is

[whateversup]

hahaha! my god. XD

[thelonegunmenX]

cant austin write himself a miricle?

[b9keith]

These guys are stealing their scripts from actual events going on in Senator Lugar's office at Indianapolis. They seem to have the impression that they all work for God. In reality, the one that they all work for and worship at the top of the "pyramid" is satan.

[thelonegunmenX]

i totally thought the winner would be the muslim publist. ah well

[tall891u]

wow just by skimming the comments I can tell people are getting mad serious about this vid. come on ppl it's a comedy skit, not a debate on religon.

[elvismilk]

are people really mad i haven't read the posts yet, i watched episode one a couple of months ago and laughed, pretty clever stuff

[punk3kid]

i prefered..the previous music. like the ting ting ting ting =D

[ninjachipmonk]

DIE CANADA! On a side note, really christian are crazy

[djneo92nl]

episode 6 fast please

[Milchild14]

lmao oprah wus in the religon list. the whole idea of this is so clever lol. everything is a double entandre

[resistanceunion]

Great Epissode .. Btw some persons had taken that one preety seriously .. take a breake and read those coms .. :D

[MrStyle]

This is sooo funny! The best episode so far! LOL

[kewee290]

To all you religious people, if I walked around and said I had an imaginary friend with me all the time, you'd think I was MAD and DELUSIONAL! What makes you any different? All religious people are delusional and that's what makes them DANGEROUS! look at Bush et al. It's all business to them. BILLIONS for war and the people in New Orleans...ZILCH! Wake up crazy people!!!

[elvismilk]

very good kewee, now read Don Quixote and your education will be one step further along, Cervantes with that book pulled the wool over the churches eyes, it is more anti-christ than Nietzsche if that is possible

[kewee290]

Thanks, I'll do that. I just love the way some people take this so seriously. If people don't like their religion teased, why are they watching the episodes? All good fun! Besides, when Planet X gets closer, we will see... if you believe that is!! hahaha

[toaster99soke]

Always love these episodes

[TashaRules]

Pakistan invades canada HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILLLLLLAAAAARRRIIIIOUUUUSSS. im canadain

[ImaBeast7]

actually christians have more people convert to christianity than musslims, but musslims have more children that they raise as new musslims which makes them appear to have a higher convert rate.

[ninestrata]

This episode is the best by far ! Very witty and too much for most americans !! Thanks you for making something watchable!

[Shadowswordsman14]

... wow. You do no that there is no true form of god if there is one. All the religeons in this world can be made fun of. Just because your waaaaaay to anal about it doesn't mean that we all will be smited. If god exists, then I have many a bone to pick with him. Just because u bow down to him and praise him for your entire life wont make you any better in his/her eyes. S/He doesnt really pay much attention.