Aha, this is hilarious! W.Va. has some good Blue Laws. Here are a few examples : Whistling underwater is prohibited. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday on the courthouse steps. One may not walk a lion, leopard or tiger even on a leash. Oh, and it's illegal to snooze on a train. Yep, we're some pretty "special" people here. >_<
if you eat those beans after 3 you better put a cork in it. best line in the whole rant.
jakethecub 2 months ago
LOL =)
twixtbetwixt 2 months ago
Aha, this is hilarious! W.Va. has some good Blue Laws. Here are a few examples : Whistling underwater is prohibited. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday on the courthouse steps. One may not walk a lion, leopard or tiger even on a leash. Oh, and it's illegal to snooze on a train. Yep, we're some pretty "special" people here. >_<
rockferryluv66 2 months ago