Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity-Ackmad The Dead Terrorist P2

[popcaocao]

EEELLOOO i am linsey lohan!!! :D

[Ifitinlockers]

I hate achmed's racist jokes against Jews

[wazzupsters]

You rasist basterd! XD

[eclipse2warriorcats]

o3o favorite puppets seince the Muppets

[cutie6612]

Jeff:So you would do this for a bunch of virgians? Achmen: are you kidding? i`d kill you for a klondike bar. haha

[sultan788]

Jeff: So what do you think of bush?

Achmed: I Love Bu- wait do you mean the president?

[tony20336]

u spelled ackmad wrong its achmed

[55alikeman55]

@tony20336 Why do you care?You still got here and still got the laughs from it.

[MrGoodGuy2100]

better then MUPPETS

[robl1616]

Btw its achmed not ackmed look at the tittle

[BlackCandyBandMusic]

i still dont get the bush joke -.-

[esechulo100]

@BlackCandyBandMusic bush like pussy?

[heyheyhey82397]

@BlackCandyBandMusic This was filmed when George W. Bush was president and bush is another word for ass hair

[RosalynM5]

0:40 to 1:06 .....is it weird that I watched THAT part the day i got my global project on Judaism? XD

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

I bet I'm the only who noticed his dislocated right arm.

[TheDanrox110]

1:00 to 1:27 is epic lmfao

[TheAwsomedude104]

Jeff: so ackmad what exactly happen to you.

Ackmad: well i was getting gasoline and i anwserd my cell phone "can you hear me no" boom at first i thought i went over my limits.

Jeff: thats too bad

Ackmad: its ok i took that Verizon basterd with me

Jeff some people say that when they die they see a white light wat did you see?

Ackmad: i saw flying car parrts.

Jeff: what was the last thing that went to your mind.

Ackmad: my ass hahahaaa haa LMAO

[Deadambitions1]

wat do u think of bush??? ohh i love bus...ohh you mean the president lmfaoooooo

[smileychic10]

ACHMED: knock knock

JEFF: whose there?

ACHMED: me. i kill you

*lolololol!!!* XD

[TheTaco5645]

@smileychic10 Achmed: Knock knock.

Jeff: Who's there?

Achmed: Me. I kill you again.

[IchigoBankai115]

are u kidding me id kill u for a clan dike bar! lol

[disembowelment100]

Annoyoing



[glennryan92]

have you noticed his right marm is broke

[xsethauronx]

what would you do for a klondak bar.......

Achmed:You kidding me?! I'd kill YOU for a klondak bar! HA HA HA HA

Me: Yeah, we already know that.

Achmed: SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!!

[xEDGEHANNIBALx]

@pampiriram Lmfao shut the fuck up

[fishes249]

@pampiriram they dont steal planes to fly into skyscrapers so stfu and stop defending things you dont understand dumbass

[MJProductionsxX]

@pampiriram Hey everybody! Look at the moron with no sense of humor!

[pampiriram]

@MJProductionsxX To do a whole show about a dead terrorist...it's just too much. I love rasist and primitive jokes but you have to have a limit when it comes to human misery. After someone's family was killed, this person usually doesn't have anything left but revenge. To blow up himself becomes his only satisfaction. There is no humor in flying intestines and organs all over your face-maybe in a Tarrantino movie.

[MJProductionsxX]

@pampiriram Um, you realize a terrorist isn't something anybody gives a shit about if its dead or alive. Honestly, all terrorists should be slaughtered, but the most we can do now is make fun of them and how fucking stupid they are.

[pampiriram]

@MJProductionsxX Ok, I admit, it is stupid if you blow your self up to hurt other people... also the guy (Dunham) is a genius. Think in this way: IRA-same shit. Does anybody make fun of them? NO, cause it's a damn sad and serious issue.

[kiwi0609fruit]

@MJProductionsxX why are you such a jerk?

[MJProductionsxX]

@kiwi0609fruit He's on a comedy video and taking it seriously, literally the exact opposite of what you should do

[Ace80forever]

@pampiriram I'm not anti-whatever. I'm pro-whatever. You know, like I'm pro your mama. And after having been in the throws of passion with a guy like me, she is definetly pro-me.

[pampiriram]

@Ace80forever She's too fat, you couldn't handle her.

[Ace80forever]

@pampiriram Well damn lol. You win! :) I've never been taken out that fast.

[OMGvanessaOMG]

what happened? "new guy"

[hannah182100]

What do you think of bush ?

Well I .... oh you mean the person ?

LOL

[megagamer1211]

21 people had pre-mature detonation.

[MrRenato982]

THUMBS UP OUR I KILL YOU

[tacotuesday1234]

Yes,Yes, and the winner has to fight Micheal Jackson

[g4m1ngcentral]

besides the sucide hotline where would we find idiots with no future =o jutin bieber!

[JMAN5438212]

Thats true but my favorite is still achmed

[comgreeblyrex]

21 people were Christian or Jewish

[megagamer1211]

@comgreeblyrex not cool man

[Scarlet1992Kille]

It seems that everyone first saw Achmed the dead terrorist before watching anyone else like Walter, who by the way is my favourite character.

[fish621621]

funniest part 3:19

[bullhatesu]

"random quote from the video we just watched not 4 minutes ago"

[ninjamanandcowboy101]

SILENCE

[eram2135]

i come out from the suit case and i say HELLOOOO, I AM LINDAY LOHAAAN

lol

[ClownFan1]

(Jeff) So, do you like being in D.C.?

(Achemd) I think some idiots must live here.

(Jeff) Why?

(Achmed) For example, the Washington Monument...

(Jeff) Yes?

(Achmed) It looks nothing like the guy. It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton. [laughter]

(Jeff) What do you think about Bush?

(Achmed) Oh, I love the... Oh, you mean the President. I'm sorry.

[ClownFan1]

(Achmed) Do you really have one of those vehicles?

(Jeff) Yeah.

(Achmed) [crazed laughter] Oh, that is not a car, it's a lunchbox. Did you know when you going down the highway in a Prius and you put your hand out the window, the vehicle will turrnn?

(Jeff) You did all this for a bunch of virgins?

(Achmed) Are you kidding me? I keel you for a Klondike bar.

[ClownFan1]

Jeff) So, what's it like to die? Do you see a white light?

(Achmed) If you're dumb enough to watch the explosion, yes.

(Jeff) No, I mean, some people say when they die, they see a white light. What did you see?

(Achmed) I saw flying car parts.

(Jeff) Whart was the last thing that went through your mind?

(Achmed) My ass. (evil laughter) Walter told me to tell that joke.

(Jeff) So, you never saw a white light.

(Achmed) No, but I saw a blue Prius

[ClownFan1]

(Jeff) So, Achmed, what exactly happened to you?

Well, I was getting gasoline, and I answered my cell phone. Can you hear me now? (explosion sound effect) At first, I thought I went over my minutes.

(Jeff) Well, that's too bad.

(Achmed) That's okay. I took that Verizon bastard with me.

[ClownFan1]

(Achmed) Oh. If you must know, I am a horrible suicide bomber.

(Jeff) What happened?

(Achmed) I had a premature detonation. I set the timer for 30 minutes, but it went off in 4 seconds. You know what that's like, right? Mr. Hurricane.

(Walter laughs inside suitcase)

[ClownFan1]

(Achmed) Of course. We had the suicide bomber training camp.

(Jeff)Is that a nice facility?

(Achmed) It used to be.

(Jeff) What happened?

(Achmed) New guy. The idiot tried to practice!

(Jeff) And what did you learn after that?

(Achmed) Location, location, location.

[ClownFan1]

(Achmed) What do you want me to do, knock-knock jokes?

(Jeff) Well, it will be better.

(Achmed) Okay, knock-knock.

(Jeff) Who's there?

(Achmed) Me. I keel you!

[ClownFan1]

(Achmed) What/?

(Jeff) No.

(Achmed) What? You don't let Jews in your bar? You Rascist bastard!

[Hannabobanna2345]

So you never saw a white light?

No but i saw a blue prius

[OwnlineLOL]

Knock,Knock!

Who is it?

Me,i kill you!

[The2014jacks]

Jeff: No i mean when people die they say they see a white light, what did you see?

Achmed: I saw flying car parts...

[thewolfmasteroflove]

you ain't got no ass

[BabyFranke01]

Jeff: what was the last thing that went trhough your mind?

Ackmed : my ass (laughs) walter told me to tell that joke

jeff: so u never saw a white light?

Ackmed: no, but i saw a blue prius!

[SaintDaine97]

Its ok I took the verizon bastard with me

[737337ful]

Outsta

[Shodos8]

Why are all the comments quotes from the video we JUST watched? I think we all know what it says

[Silverstripe24]

So look, as a suicide bomber, have you had training?

Of course, we had the suicide bomber training camp.

So is that a nice facility?

It used to be.

What happened?

New guy...The idiot tried to practice .

hahahahahahahahahaha XD

[racingfan249]

@OMGSTYLN101 i say walter

[klesstwo]

"And the winner have to fight michael jackson.. "

HILARIOUS XD

[SEANOLEARY37]

Look at my ass it says "Made in China"

[SEANOLEARY37]

are you kidding me? i would kill you for a klondike bar

[SEANOLEARY37]

EEEELLLLOOOOOO i am linsey lohan!!!!!!

[Hellshaloman]

@ExtremeRulez13 as opposed to a mans?

[ImFree2BeMyself]

no, i take it back. 20 people where small boys tossed betwen 2 priests!

[ImFree2BeMyself]

20 people where verizon bastards. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!­!!!

[MegansxMelodies]

ELLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!

i am lindsay lohan!

[oblivion5913]

-so you never saw a white light?

-no, but i saw a blue prius. do you really have one of those vehicles? HAHAHAHA thats not a car its a lunchbox

[Warkera]

20 People was with Achmed when he had the Detonation

[mstaylorswiftlover21]

Oh really the hurricane lol

[redtowlie9]

where do you get your bombers? the suicide hotline!

[NarutoRocker31]

Achmed and Walter should do a duo :DDD

[UnCensoredSean]

When did ackmad first appear?

[kennysonny]

20 people have made in china in their ass

[alyUnkn0wn9]

where looking 4 idiots with no future

[aa3091]

is it me or does at 5:04 sombodi ask y

[shayisthebestest1]

@aa3091 I heard it to!!! so no its not just u!

[FALCON94967]

@OMGSTYLN101 hes second on my list

[DemMedHornene]

... I would not kill the Jews, no. I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death. Yes, yes. I did the same with two catholic priests, but instead I tossed in a small boy. Daumn... He just pissed off the Catholics and the Jews... O.O

[bookevin2]

@DemMedHornene yes yes and the winner had to fight micheal jackson

[TheLexalooloo]

be careful taking achmed into dc they might arrest him

[chychy4321]

20 people are gonna be blown up!

[ihateallyou]

wad does the suitcase gotta do with lindsay lohan??

[ferrarimaster101]

achmed is the funniest out of them all

[xpladybugqx]

"and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson! >:D hahahaha"

[XxrawrXsammiexX]

Are you kidding? I kill you for a klondike bar! HAHAHAHA!

[Shookashink]

Location! Location! Location!

[AceLink23]

this never gets old!

[Maralanvari]

THEY OPEN THE CASE AND I GO HELOOOOOOOO!!! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!

Rofl

[Silverflame243]

i took that VERIZON GUY WITH ME!!!

[Andrewagade]

its ok i took that VERIZON BASTARD with me

[Anna464]

I don't get the Bush joke :S

[MelenaFan]

@Anna464 busch beer



[ExtremeRulez13]

@Anna464 It's a joke about a women's vagina.

[moraz21]

This is really funny. aspcialy if ur an israeli. and i am.

[rudy2k9]

i tossed in a small boy and the winner had to fight michel jackson

[PowerWoG]

it looks like a tribute to bill clinton

[cantbetamed1397]

location,location,location!LOL­OLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!­!!!XD XD XD XD XD XD!

[blackopskid123]

so achmed were did you come from

your fricken suit case LMAO

[Lotto15719]

19 people are Lindsey Lohan.

[Taylorzxzx]

lol

Jeff: so Ackmad where are you from

Ackmad: your fricken suitcase

laughter

Ackmad: hahaha

[drewyah100]

wats the last thng that went through your your mind???

My Ass!!! LMFAO!!!

[Dramawitsvu17]

Oh I love bu...OH you mean the president?!

[SgtJohnson369]

Lmfao!! I also noticed his right arm is broken at the shoulder. Poor achmed :(

[Alba1Kos]

heloooooooooooooooooooo this is linesy lohan !!!!

[justice1995xox]

Whats the last thing that went through your mind?

My ass

Lmfaoo

[albamababe]

hahaha, "I'm dead, what do I care" great

were looking for some idiots without any future - the suicide hotline xD

[superaustin57]

sounds when he said bar i thought he said bark" xD

[jevinsgirl11]

do youlike bush?

yes i like bu....oh wait you mean the president!:D

[SorafiLynn]

My little brother's favorite line:

"Are you kidding? I'd kill you for a Klondike bar!"

[yuma243]

my 2 fav quotes by him is

silence i kill u until ur dead and thts worse

u racist b aster d

lol

[imgoingup101]

the one about the Jews kills me every time!!

[RIGUY75]

Peanut and Walter are my favorite but achmed is good too

[TheWorldVirus]

!!SILENCE,I KILL YOU!!

[Mikethegr8tTiger4552]

@OMGSTYLN101 Him and Walter, but yes, Ach-ch-chmed. XD

[Mikethegr8tTiger4552]

NO ONE is compared to Achmed's awesomeness. It Ach-ch-ch-chmed!

[SorafiLynn]

SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!!!

[lizteitter16]

im dead what do i care!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

[12moshpit]

Or course we had the sucide bomber training camp

Was that a nice facility ?

It used to be.....

What happened?

New guyyyyyyyyy

[Ubershnoz]

are you kiding me i would kill you for a klondike bar!LOLXD

[MrBaris999]

i told a JOKe !!

[spunkie75]

Oh I love the bush..... Oh u mean the president!!!!!

[Darkangel22378]

@spunkie75 i dont get that.. please explain? and this is funny though!

[magicmage0323]

@Darkangel22378 errrr... bush is wat gurls have O.o its the place were babies come from.... -.- ima loser i dont wanna say the word v-jay there you go XD

[thegabrielleshow]

i kill u

[StarRuler78]

What you dont let jews in your bar? You raceist bastered

[SoccerKeeper212]

"I am kidding I wouldn't kill the Jews. No. I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death. (Laughter). Yes yes I did the same thing with two Catholic Priests but I tossed in a small boy. (Laughter). Yes yes and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!"

Best quote. Ever.

[andoykids]

@SoccerKeeper212 i just hope Michael werent insulted

[jmm1714]

@SoccerKeeper212 '

I can watch that part over and over

[JacksontheSwordsman]

@SoccerKeeper212 You don't know how many times I fall down with laughter at that!

[ClassGamer]

good quality.

[bower31]

jeff:its offensive to people

achmed: im dead what do i care!

[PrincessKayleeJ]

"Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike bar." LMAO!! ahhh so true!

[ZeroxYuki1]

You raisist bastard!

[joelmorelius337]

WTF. It's not ackmad u fat b..... . It's achmed

[callmechamp10]

EEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM LINDSAY LOHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!

[camram89]

what do you think of bush? ohhh i lovee bu.. oh you mean the president. lmao

[neversawblue]

@camram89 i didn't get this one!

[WowizKimbo]

@neversawblue A bush.. In the private area :P

[MrChipmunk2]

oh oh how bout i kill the jews

no

i was kidding just kidding...i just threw in a penny and watch them fight to the death...

yes yes, i did the same thing with 2 catholic priests but i toss in a small boy. HA HA HA WOOO

[airbendernaruto5]

@MrChipmunk2 and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson XD

[ExtremeRulez13]

A: Two Jews walk in a bar

J: No, no, No!!

A: What? You don't et Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!!

[churromio]

how bout i kill the jews???

[RTardWDX]

HELLO!!!!!!!! I am Lindsay Lohan!!!!

[InstantFreakMod]

go view my video for full verson

[Carmen5422]

you are right

[qforit]

the thing is he's actually saying all those racist jokes

[ImASUP3RN3RDYo]

A- We have the suicide bomber training facility

J- Is that a nice facility?

A- It used to be

J- What happened?

A- New guy. The idiot tried to practice

J- What did you learn from that?

A- Location, location, location.

XD

[Carnagedude504]

"Ok, Achmed, so where did you come from?"

"Your frickin' suitcase! Ahahahaha"

Hilarious xD

[nedtheclaw]

he cant slag jews but he can slag catholics.....

[DeaMaxwell]

@nedtheclaw you... obviously missed the penny-throwing bit.

[lDarkFyreFoxl]

@nedtheclaw Oh God, complain, complain, complain...

[vintage1988]

knock knock

who's there?

Me, I kill you

[rebelcox]

Brisk he's talking about pussy you fucktard.

[crash7775]

i like it a lot it cool....

[paigey89]

I Love Bush....OH You Mean..

LMAO!

[LivingCrusader]

Me to.  History will vindicate him.