Borat - "Message" (FULL HQ Deleted Scene)

[Domthebomb717]

Its massage not message

[Professor6871]

NBC are fucking wankers! Bloody Americans got no sense of humour whatsoever. I tell you why they are shall I. They've blocked two increadibly funny scenes on You Tube from Sasha Baron Coran's comedy film Bruno because of poxy copyright. Fuck them I don't give a shit about their wealth they can stuff up their behinds for all I care. All they care about is fucking greed so its no wonder the world's in such a shitty place as it is This entire issue of copy right and You Tube piss me off well good

[killthrillabs]

ROFL.

[kukhri]

Why does the title list this as HQ?

[nikker1985]

So...how the fuck did he achieve an erection?

[Jaspii1]

"When you mssage my ah-nus, will you use cream? "

[ChopSuey9393]

make love explosion on her stomach

[Etkar2008]

Looks like Steve Jobs. xD

[eetienne1995]

OMGLMAOROFL

[vincentjurg]

I wonder if they have baywatch in Kazachstan. With Boltok The Rapist as David Hasselhof!

[exoskeletonsz]

rofl the funny thing is that has to be a real boner looool

[DontMuteMusic]

Explosion.

[TheSarp7]

1:43 :D wtf

[BOROVICCI]

lmao that guy wanted it he was just shy in front of the camera

[SoflesViolence]

I feel well sorry for this guy.



[Fred6191]

hand relief lol

[DeBestTheirIs]

not on meO_o

[stupenr]

Borat for president

[MooseGaming5]

thankyou tom for make massage on me

[predatorinstincts]

At 1:46 the massage therapist's face was like 'What the Fuck' after seeing borats boner.

[GoongalaGoongala]

Make head relief?! Classic.

[AS1980ist]

lol

[liverpoolfc998]

LMFAO!! This is so funny hahahaa

[SliderJunkie]

Why they deleted them?!

[NoahDavenport]

hahahaha end, explosion

[greenbayandtottenham]

They could save alot of money on the black censors if I had been in this video

[Gr33nB4st4rd]

"You gonna finish him? But you started him."

[GoldRing09]

LOL, hilarious.

[MrAlikhanz]

1:54 ahm, you can finish him?

No!, ah, but you started him,, LMAO

[Aligindahouseinnit]

lol, I have all the episodes on a link on my page btw.

[699backstab]

Its fun to watch a genius at play

[Professor6871]

@699backstab it certainly is.

[1kramman]

At the very last second of the video, the guy looks down at borat...

[KonfidenceMan]

0:59

massage man: your gonna be like that..

Borat: Ah... OK (and climbs over him) LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA

[Professor6871]

'Well you use cream when you massage my anus?'hahaha

[166john166]

what a dumb cunt...

[habitak7989]

i watched this on the dvd for the first time. and i couldn´t believe they didn´t use it for the movie. Unbelievably funny!

[aneal138]

Need to hava sexy time.

[aneal138]

I would be mortified.

[mssugaspice]

LOL HAND RELIEVE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANNA BE WITH HIM AT LEAST ONE NITE DINNER JOKES AND WHAT EVER MAYBE SOME SEXY TIME

[nevadabboko]

it's so amazing that americans never realize that this might be a joke.

Are they stupid ? Don't they have any sense of humor besides the politically correct jokes ?

I Just Don't Get It

[sethqureshi]

i am laughing my lungs out. it's FUNNY as hell. God Bless the up loader :)



[scottiedoesntknow1]

You can finish him? No. But you started him!

[Professor6871]

@scottiedoesntknow1 I bets gets that all time.

[ScythePuppet]

No homo at all

[Urphucked]

Fucking hilarious!

[Maplesyrupsushi]

never start what you cant finish

[Professor6871]

@Maplesyrupsushi Truest words there.

[joker25642]

you can you finish him ? No ! but youre started him xD

[Rosh125]

its nice, i like

[seamorgh21]

Oh I'm sorry, my khrum stand.

[foryourlove89]

lol my crumb



[SuperNakusa]

Oh i don't massage your anus.

[basiic1]

this is g#y

[sundial35]

@basiic1 its ok you can say gay on the internet its anonymous

[jgjghgh]

His Chrum stand....

[ShadowFirestormPony]

Borat is THE best troll evur!

[fullepisodesTV]

its massage....

[Maruragakari]

@fullepisodesTV The title is referring to Borats pronunciation of the word Massage.

[Professor6871]

I wonder what Borat would done if the masseur had said he didn't mind him jerking off there?

[dk4everX]

not on me

[lovemetwo788]

boner. lollllllllllllll <3

[yveschan]

1:39... boner lool

[wknightm]

THIS IS GREAT... 6 people^ need to lighten up...

[CerealPest]

Definitely a fine gentleman.

[shipsthatburn]

Maybe this is motivation for the masseuse to get a better job. And how did Sacha manage to get a boner? He's not gay. Must have been thinking of Isla.

[jakolu]

@shipsthatburn The guy is male so he is a masseur, not a masseuse (female). And it's not that hard to get a boner. 

[shipsthatburn]

@jakolu Oops, shame on me for gender-biased language.

[shipsthatburn]

Maybe this is motivation for the masseuse to get a better job. And how did Sacha manage to get a boner? He's not gay. Must have been thinking of Isla.

[kingsunshiii]

It's MASSAGE, not message. Smh.

[ignatei]

Look at his Khram at 2:30

[Kellystarrr]

@ignatei 1:45-1:45-1:47 LMAO his face.

[Kellystarrr]

2:25 NO boner. But when he gets up after that to say thankyou there is apparently a boner? that quickly? again it's fake. He never had a boner. Sacha said so himself.

[SilenzOfDunemaul]

I wonder what he thought of to get that epic boner going on?

[Kellystarrr]

@SilenzOfDunemaul Its fake. Sacha said so. He told the massage guy to go out for a bit to get something and while he did that he put a rubber dildo in.

[Professor6871]

@Kellystarrr Who gives a shit or he had a hard on or used as you say, a rubber dido. Just enjoy for what it is why take things so seriously? I don't want know the ins and outs of everything in comedy. You just ruin it for me and everybody else.

[PhillisNutsack]

that black line is kinda long dont you think?

[GoongalaGoongala]

@PhillisNutsack Thats the joke.

[MrCheekyPeeky]

Wow he had a raging boner!

[Professor6871]

Goodness my jaw's aching from so much laughter over this.

[destroyxtradition]

AWKWARD. damn, I would have walked out, screw the money. 

[9hello123]

If the masseuse was a woman Sacha would of definitely gone to jail. I love double standards.

[Kellystarrr]

@9hello123 How the fuck would he have gone to jail? you dont go to prisons of a boner you retard moron. Unless he rapes her or does a sexual assault then its all fine.

[9hello123]

@Kellystarrr So if you did 0:50 to a woman you wouldn't go to jail?

Moron.

[Kellystarrr]

@9hello123 No of course you wouldnt you Moron. An erection is natural part of human/male nature duuuh. Many instances of erections during massage have occured. Unless the male is harming the woman-massager or anything then it's perfectly fine. Jesus your still living in backward times, talk about double standards and being closed minded lol..P.S Sacha's boner was fake, he said so and everybody knows now. The bit where he sent the Massager out was cut from this scene. He used dildo. Bye Moron!

[9hello123]

@Kellystarrr How the fuck do you think I'm talking about him having an erection?

You absolute idiot.

[Professor6871]

@Kellystarrr To right of course you wouldn't t go jail for that there just utter morons in You Tube.

[TheNewnice]

lo lXD

[TheRealHouseFan]

Can you finish him? xD

[mcfrdmn]

Risque video!

[WhineMorePlz]

"like..like that...NONONONO!"

[vvvvviiiiiiiccccccc]

Mr. body massage machine GO!

[MrTakeoff27]

NO SEX JUST HAND RELIEF LLLLOOOOLLLL HE SAID IN KAZHAKSTAN AND THA DUDE WAS LIKE I KNOW I KNOW LOOOOOLL HAHAHWAWAHAHA ....EXPLOSION EXPLOSION ROTFL

[closertotheheart]

LOL he tried to mount him twice!!!

[alejandrolopezcinca]

Hollywood actors cry, and Sacha Baron Cohen has real boners

[vtmike13]

hahahahahahahahaha

[warriorinternationa]

can you finish him ? hahahhahaa

[Djb917]

I rofld when the guy laid down on the floor and borat tried to get on top

[misselliearendt]

I think Sacha likes showing his stuff on camera...lol

[UnbreakableFury1]

its massage

[Isthischeese]

Haha, i cant believe he actually had a boner.

[KittenGlitz]

thisshould have been in the film ! and not censored ;p

[DominicNguyen2011]

i wish i haven't click on this video

[Professor6871]

@DominicNguyen2011 Why?

[ismolaitelaVevo]

haha:D

[malek15671]

dis is gay af

[theryan777]

4 people dont like massages

[kiv5555]

in kazistan we have full body ch-ch-ch end explosion ch-ch-ch

[SilverWuzzy]

0:47 xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[pazaj0]

ahahahahaha xD

[crackcracker1]

1:37 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[jadiemay82]

BAHAHAH "are you gonna finish him..... but you started him" lmaoo!!!

[thepunisher236169]

lol 0:51

[Xv3TrickzClan]

LMFAO AT THE BONER

[Moh1Z]

@Xv3TrickzClan That's some acting skills right there!

[Human2025]

I lauged so much my face hurts :o)

[tommyburgos]

I don't get it either. This is supposedly a real, unedited situation, and yet, you could see something underneath the towel creating a "boner". Did the massage therapist leave the room at some point, giving Cohen the opportunity to put a prosthetic penis there? And why is it that when Borat stands up, the blacked out penis looks like it's erect??? Unless I'm missing something here, why would a straight man get a boner from another man massaging him?

[Professor6871]

@tommyburgos yes!

[bunnyyummy123]

@tommyburgos Lol well the thing creating the boner was his dick..... ahahahahahahahahhaahahah and the censor on his penis is enlarged to make it look big in a comedic way. As for him getting a boner while he massaged him, he visualizing his love, Pamela <3 ahaha jk jk jk

[hitman4everr]

He looks like Steve Jobs!

[jamie123ginge]

why dident they put this in the movie haha

[liverpoolfc998]

Hahahhaa, so funny :L

[reno93535]

Man, this dude has some balls. I mean figuratively.

[TheRenegadecrew]

can you finish him...explosion .lmao

[laksemann]

Did Borat get a REAL boner or what is FAKE? This is messed up!

[emti29]

WHEN YOU MASSAGE MY ANUS, WILL YOU USE CREAM?

[emti29]

WAHAHAAHAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! MY STOMACH IS ACHING WHILE LAUGHING

[SinisterCadre]

lol OMG

[TheKnightSolaris]

HAAAAAAHAHAHAH

[MrJomy2000]

amazing lmao

[lokeradekadente81]

sh sh sh... finish...explosion. LOL

[Plume4you]

One guy didn't finish.

[EpiCasino198]

One person's anoos was not massaged.

[WWESUCKSNOW]

I guess the only massage therapists that aren`t prostitutes are the Male Ones.

[dhkk43]

thank u tom for massage me

in kazakistan we massage all over chu chu chu chu pussss finish, explosion! hahahaha

[Kando0615]

This would have been the best scene in the movie!

[prankster3001]

looooooooooooooooooool how awkward for that guy!!

[sxephlI]

1 person didnt get a massage. this should have been in the movie

[ledgendgoku1]

lol the guy disliked this video !

[VoltVixen]

will you be using cream when you massage my anus?

YES.

[raverdmx]

hahah!!! he got a boner haha!!

[neysito3]

frecking legendary

[alekscooool]

holy shit thats funny oh dam

[ParthianImmortal]

in Kazakh culture, you kiss thrice, he was missing a kiss, he keeps missing Levant culture with Kazakh or central asian.

[sevalis]

@ParthianImmortal In Poland we kiss three times also ; )

[nzserbian]

@sevalis same in SERBIA ! 

[tkdchile21]

why the fuck he got a boner?????? LMAO

[Qh31]

I swear to god the part in the movie when azumat and borat ran out of the hotel room screaming with that dildo I though I was going to have a heart attack I was laughing so hard.

[barguna]

I couldn't stop laughing. Borat's the best comic relief ever.

[hongkonglittle]

who would spell massage "message".... r u gay...

[MrWama123]

My khum can I use hand relief (wank) funny as fuck

[TheRenegadecrew]

when u mwssage my anus will u use the cream?.....lmao

[alex054739]

almost rape lol

[windcrack23]

1:42 why does he have a boner........

[1337inf]

"no no no not me"

ahahahahahaha

[bert872]

ch ch ch EXPLOSION! ahha

[RonTahan1]

seriously, why does he have a boner? lol

[GillsFan91]

@RonTahan1 Because you touch yourself at night.

[hoodmilk]

lol. It's awesome that this has German subtitles. I'm learning.

Vielen Dank.

[Theblackbarbie698]

hilarious!hahah

[LA6616]

sure they know their being taped and yes there's i mic.

but remember!

they didnt know all this was a joke on them.

all of these were taped before they new borat was fake character

[happycritic]

Oh my God this is sooo gayyy....

[farerse]

sacha is sick but funny :)

[halkiphulkiben]

oh no not on me lol

[deepoksucks]

you can see the mic at 0:41 (at the top of the screen)

[manubanu]

@deepoksucks

well yeah, but why would you inform?

[MusicIzMySavior]

@deepoksucks it is a mockumentary man, they know they are being video taped

[pacoman101]

lmfao he popped one!