Sandra Lee - Drunken Floats

[ando1135]

nothing says kiddie t-ball game like parent drinking drunken floats. hey, afterward, lets get DUI's together!

[delirous8]

Make me vomit

Root Beer and Chocolate.

[dayannaxx3]

cocktails look better than the kid ones thoee , lol

[Slipsnob]

I don't really get why people act like drinking is such a big deal...? What is this, the 20th century?

[ofohsh0]

erm, "kiddie" and "cocktail" are two words that should never appear next to each other.

[nemonaomify]

is root beer same as pepsi? or coke?

[mattmax11]

@nemonaomify no

[relazar]

nothing like getting drunk at your kid's baseball game, right aunt sandy?

[lovefordante]

has anyone noticed in all her videos everytime she says vodka her eyes light up?

[KayyKayy9513]

omg ahahah someone enlighten me on why everyone hates her... other then her nasty food and lots of alch?

[Umishiru]

@KayyKayy9513 Her lack of ability to put ingredients together for a green dish and stupid statements. Just look at the other vids, she is so stupid.

[Slipsnob]

@KayyKayy9513

Some are following the trend and others just want to make themselves feel better. Of course, they'd never put themselves in front of the camera to teach people. They're too busy judging and insulting others for their flaws.

[LittlePatrician]

I hate how she keeps ending sentences with upward inflections. >_<

[PennyDreadfuI]

Is that "D" on her hat for "drunk" or "douche?"

[zeldafreak701]

Hahaha

'Kiddy Coctails?'

Really? Those worlds don't belong together.

[prettygirl100000]

Drink it all by yourself and get high XD

[atlan61]

Your nephews will go crazy alright if you mix up the drinks and give the "Adult" cocktails to them.

[juliayy1]

WAIT! u guys know that there's a book called Dear Alcohol by Sandra Lee...LOL

[azumangafreak17]

She IS a drunken float..

[clement19901]

Yahooooooooo

[JacJac0509]

This has surprisingly little alcohol in it for an Aunt Sandy cocktail.

[zeldafreak701]

I wonder how fast she would kill herself if vanilla vodka was outlawed. 

[kubeen81]

omg women. learn to speak without ending every sentence like a question.

[dramaelfie]

"Fill these up with root beer, just like you would a root beer float."

Um, Sandra dear, that's EXACTLY what you're making. >_<;

[lmno101]

I usually have issues with food shows and how their food seems like they're wasting food, but with Aunt Sandy, I now all those alcoholic drinks will not go to waste.

[ando1135]

just what you need, buzzed parents driving their kids back from baseball practice. good idea sandra!

[soccerwannabee14]

The only reasons he didn't add more vodka is because the foam would overflow and she would waste the booze fluff.

[kuiperbelt2003]

"I could drink all of these myself." We believe you, Sandy.

[lorasaidwhat]

Oh sandy, that was more than a drizzle of vanilla vodka...

[killer600000]

They look disgusting!

[OnlytheGirls]

"for barbecue parties whatever these are great!" Yeah. Cuz there's nothing better then your cousin drinking all the vodka and drowning in the pool or burning them selves on the grill. =-/

[imparfaite]

@OnlytheGirls So then your cousin would be a drunken floater...

[OnlytheGirls]

@imparfaite just an example smart one.

[imparfaite]

@OnlytheGirls No need to be rude, I was just making a joke.

[VampireSisters1017]

*after the show* now remember! booze is not the answer, it the solution! :D

[sparklystrawberry98]

i like home made too whats the point of making a video

[wuzuphomeyg]

QUIT IT WITH THE VANILLA VODKA.

[MegaCuity]

There is nothing wrong with using store bought stuff when your in a hurry but when you have a cooking show what's the point of watching it if people are not gonna learn anything like I watch cooking shows so I can make em home made sorry Sandra :)))

[sparklystrawberry98]

@MegaCuity i love home made it's so much better for you

[lotusfae]

That's the biggest drizzle I've ever seen.

[Ayeeez]

Is she sick? Her voice is like.. about to crack o.o

[correlated22]

i think the ONLY thing she can get right is indeed a cocktail.

[3262me]

why does she take the tag off of every thing she use in the vid???

[imparfaite]

@3262me I think it's because no food companies want to be associated with her, so she can't use their labels.

[3262me]

@imparfaite haha..soo true xDD

[Goobian]

@3262me That is an old tv trick, in order to have a product on tv you have to get permission to show the brand. The brand has copyright. The process takes a while, and sometimes if they don't have time or just don't want to they take off the label or put a blank label over it. Quentin Tarantino uses fake products in his movies because of this.

[smy1989]

@Goobian more ppl should know about this so that they wont complain, "oh, why didnt she just call it this, why didnt she just call it that?!?"

[sacremende]

When I saw the title, I thought it'd be her taking a bath.

[goliaboi]

"drizzle VODKA"

[ty2]

Does she not know what an ice cream scoop is?

[shadowgrinch]

She calls that a drizzle? That's about 5 vodka shots.

[verrac]

*WoooOO*



[pennydreadful7]

Drunk people actually don't float. Title is so misleading.

[MissBonaparte]

Kiddie cocktails... She's a great role model.

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

"Drunken Floats", thats the perfect title for aunt sandys cocktails.

at 1:36 "I can drink all of these myself", IM SURE SHE CAN!!!!!!

[0its0green0]

0:56 "Just like you would a root beer float!" O RLY?

[MrUnicornXD]

i love her little

woo!

you can tell shes already drunk

Hey Aunt Sandy, maybe you should pass on your vodka laced root beer float

[d0ugz24]

I love the title "Drunken Floats"

[ShodakonFury]

Kiddie cocktails? is she serious? They're fuckin' Root beer floats! C'mon!

[mutleyjames]

A barf-a-que.

[quizzicalsphinx]

"I could drink all of these myself . . ."

And as soon as they ended the scene, that's exactly what she did.

[Android18uk]

@quizzicalsphinx Only after adding vodka to the kiddie cocktails of course ad even more vodka into the adults.

[ginastarke2]

I'm probably a prude but "kiddie cocktails" makes me cringe - kids don't need  cocktails.

[kathie2003]

She only ading things I am a fan but not for this one

[playasadonejoe]

When did Lindsay Bluth get her own cooking show?

[rebeccafw84]

@playasadonejoe maybe since she learned how to make hot ham water :D

[stuffedcat]

@rebeccafw84 It's so watery... and yet there's a smack of ham to it!

[Maneater1984]

Poor Sandy, looking like the worlds oldest teenager and getting drunk by herself

[nathanas07]

I love how her eyes light up every time she brings out vodka.

[datsik]

I could drink all of these myself, and not even show any signs of alcohol impairment.. because I'm an alcoholic. With a cooking show, where I mostly make drinks.. I mean cocktails.

[moonbeamtaffy]

oh her poor relatives.

[dimondz6]

Hmm.. I just might try the Kiddie Cocktail. Thanks. :)

[fordlandau]

She is insane. Vodka and ice-cream. Barf me out.

[bunnymermaid77]

wow u guys have to stop being mean to sandra cuz shes more succesful then most of us will ever be

[MonicleSmile]

@bunnymermaid77

she's more drunk then most of us will ever be. FIFY

[blueeagleDD]

I only see one drunken float in this video...

[sbgal13]

"my nephews are gonna go crazy" with that huge glass of sugar....yeah they are!

[jazzy18bell]

Yes we all know you could drink all of them bet you could even drink the hole bottle of vodka

[CuervoBlack06]

Great. That's just what we need, more boozed up Soccer Mom's going ape-shit at little league games.

Way to be an enabler Sandra.

[hardcoreprincess512]

She put less vodka in her cocktails than usual.

[dantheman931]

Maybe I'm crazy, but Sandra's not lookin half bad, in a MILFy kind of way. Oh gawd, I'm scared... O_O

[juicycoutore]

@dantheman931 you are crazy.... sorry to say :/

[dantheman931]

@juicycoutore Probably. I didn't say I'd actually do anything with her. x-D

[juicycoutore]

@dantheman931 haha thank god. :D

[spence900]

"Fill these up with root beer, just like you would a root beer float"

Because it ***IS*** a root beer float.

[spence900]

"Fill these up with root beer, just like you would a root beer float"

Because it ***IS*** a root beer float.

[tnpan]

NEEDS MORE VODKA!!

I'm sorry, I forgot how to make a goddamn root beer float. Would you mind reminding me, Sandra? Maybe you can can help me with instant ramen later on.

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

I hate her fucking "woo!"

[Glenala22]

Shes a vodka addict.. She probably need a bottle each day

[paulyte2]

she said that the vanilla vodka is a perfect coctail for adults i think it's perfect coctail for her!!!!

[bmh4d0k3n]

These might actually be delicious, but they're no less ridiculous -- especially the "kiddie cocktails" (which remind me of her "ocean breeze cocktail" -- Hypnotiq on the rocks).

[tlinn50]

Vodka and ice cream --just in case you want the one-two punch of clogging your arteries and destroying your liver simultaneously.

[Glenala22]

You know at my suburb we call these spider drinks.. We would pit ice-cream and soft drink

[loxoscelesreclusa]

i love the comments on sandra lee videos.. there's a real sense of community and coming together for a common purpose.

[daveeeed99]

@loxoscelesreclusa Exactly! Like, I don't even know you but I love you. All because of this.

[Keevin80021]

NO MATTER WHERE... you can have your cocktail time. because you always conveniently have glasses, root beer, ice cream, spoons, vanilla vodka, chocolate syrup, and straws with you at all times. and yes you can even drink all of them yourselves... you can even pour it all in the vodka bottle. =DD

[AceofHadeon]

Kiddie cocktails. Yep, get 'em started early, Aunt Sany.

[heartx3jess]

Why add alcohol to a rootbeer float?!

[cuna80]

...Everytime she makes a "kiddie cocktail"...I feel really bad for all the kids related to her...=/

[tiastits]

"Woo!"

[asherel]

why does she insist on calling the kids drinks cocktails??

[BritneyLovesSunny]

Only she would drink at a childrens baseball game.

[juicycoutore]

wtf is wrong with her voice?

[Keevin80021]

Why, would you put chocolate in a root beer float? gross!

[lovefordante]

@Keevin80021 actually chocolate syrup is pretty good in a root beer float actually

[MrPhsycodude999]

Drink them all yourself, and then drive home. You'll be so popular, even the Police will follow you!!

[shaiinar]

D for Drunk

[CuervoBlack06]

WTF lady, is there ever a time when you have a drink that didn't contain booze?!

[RaineSageFan]

@CuervoBlack06 well it is called COCKTAIL time for a reason

[CuervoBlack06]

@RaineSageFan Yeah but with Sandra the hours from 8am till 3am is basically cocktail time.

[JennieRose8]

She must have a cold or something in this vid. I'm no big fan of hers and no, I don't like women (I'm married with 2 kids, so don't get me wrong, LOL), but she looks cute here. Love the braids and that hat, etc. BUT, the reason I say I'm no BIG fan of hers is because at times she seems like a really nice person and not ALL of her ideas are bad. I'm just skeered of her russipees and get a little annoyed with the way she says/does things.

[lookitsmon]

... Is she seriously teaching people how to make root beer floats?! Ice cream. Root beer. Done.

[kittyluva10]

She added chocolate syrup to a root beer float. Good for her.

[PinkishBears]

aren't those called "spiders "

when yhu mix fizzy drinks with ice crea m ? :L

but she just put vodka in it >.>

[Poopcorn0]

her voice sounds funny

[puffbronfman]

i was hoping she wouldn't be able to get the ice cream open, and would have an epiphany about her ways

[carmenfatfat]

dont think it is the booze, she is sick

[Karmillina]

Is it just me or her voice is a tad funny in this episode? Must have been that booze.

[brokendisease]

@Karmillina Yeah, I was noticing that too

[innercitysuperman]

what the fuck do you need vodka in an ice cream float for? she's such an alcoholic

[chrizzboo]

is she an alcoholic? she drinks everything wheres some alcohol in it Oo?!

[durrantheheir]

how super super simple!

[ynot797]

"...some vanillla vodka. That makes it ABSOLUTELY delicous..."

Love it, Aunt Sandy!

[2004SiennaAWD]

OOOh, i could sense it! I knew the premade, toxin filled, store bought crap and vodka had to be somewhere!

[billyocean28]

I want a cocktail mommy

[JennieRose8]

Does she purposely say FUNtastic?

[Michelle2815CV]

Drunken Floats. So it means Sandra is the float.

[royaldoofus]

it's called a root beer float sandra

[Hannahmiley58]

i love the kiddie one better

[Theturtleburtle5]

does all her cocktails have vodka in them

[Theturtleburtle5]

does all her drinks have vodka? i mean seriously

[SPTammyWarner]

She has a "D" on her hat for the word "Drunk!" >:D

[whiteangel1016]

she sounds drunk

[wicaco]

surrrrup

[albanissi]

love the last comment: "I' could drink all of these myself."

Also... the kids' drinks and the adults' drinks are nearly identical. Could cause some potentially devastating mix ups if the kids accidentally get the adult beverage.

[amesguy515]

Sandra, The Betty Ford clinic is on line #1.

[HOYButtFace]

this woman just needs to have cocktail time in every fucking episode

[geekoftheweek27]

She sounds especially liquored up in this episode.

[maceykate]

everyone knows how to make a friggin root beer float, come on!

[ZOMGTITS]

@maceykate It's not just root beer floats they're kiddie cocktails...

[animilautrec]

you know what's good for kids? being drunk. especially at their baseball games! they should learn early the perils of alcoholism.

[xxdogofgleexx]

did she just teach you how to add booze to an otherwise normal drink?

"now for the kids we just have some cola here... and for the ADULTS, we're gonna add some of my super secret RUM..."

[deusabscondidum]

@ xxdogofgleexx: Nah, it's totally different. She added syrup. To both. Totally different.

I think she must have ruined them, because I can't imagine rootbeer tastes good with either vanilla or chocolate.

[xxdogofgleexx]

And another thing:

If the adult cocktails are Drunken Floats, what are the kiddie cocktails called? "Sorry, You Gotta Hang Out with Aunt Sandra Sober" Floats?

[greenleafslove]

Seriously...chocolate syrup with root beer? This woman is nuts. But honestly, after the Kwanzaa cake, nothing she does suprises me.

[omnomtrang]

WOW Plastic cocktail cups... at a BASEBALL TAILGATING PARTY?

I can just imagine the guy rolling their eyes at her and grabbing a bottle of beer instead of this crap.

[forevergeek]

Oh Sandra, don't worry, no matter how crazy your relatives get you'll still out crazy them all.

[blugreen123]

this is one idea i actually kind of like. i might actually do something like this

[xlenasaurx]

"I could drink all of these myself!"

I'm sure you could, Sandra.

[maba7x]

@xlenasaurx I'm sure she DID!

[Android18uk]

@xlenasaurx She certainly could. As long as she added some vodka to the kiddy cocktails, and then some more to the adults.

[MLVCgrawr16]

dude i would so love to drink with her haha.

or better yet get drunk and party hard.

she likes drinking and so do i.

one of the reasons i love this woman.