Top Yo Momma Jokes

[TheNoodles0000]

Yo mom so fat she uses mattresses as tampons

[jaisen4]

@TheNoodles0000 yo mama is so stupid i rung the doorbell and she checked the micorwave

[TheNoodles0000]

To mom so fat she uses mattresses as tampons

[BFHDUDE10]

Yo mama so hairy that scientist thought they discovered a new species of animal

[kendalljazz]

yo mamma so ugly even obama can't change her

yo mamma so ugly she looke out the window and was arested for mooning

yo mamma ugly people dress up as her for halloween

yo mamma so hairy she speaks wooki

yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her face and then her butt and said twins

yo mamma so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit

[SuperPaperMimi11]

Yo momma's so ugly, when she smiles people think she has an orange in her mouth.

[brittneyvanhorn]

i cant believe its not butter!!!!

[jaisen4]

@brittneyvanhorn ok it is stupid sorry it is tho

[1stgummybear]

lol

[BLOTTERY]

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said.... Hey who threw that pebble at me

[blackopsruler2000]

One is yo momma is so fat on halloween she trick or treated three houses at a time

Another one is yo momma is so fat the airplanes didn't crash the twin towers, it was yo mother.

[LoveAaliyahx]

Yo moma stink so bad that her breath smell like yo grandma's virgina. Sorry if I missed spelled a word.

[MexiTuber14]

1:05... talk about sTupid.

[Oombak]

i cant roast on ur mom cuz i never met the guy

[wtf491]

yo mamas teeth are so yellow the sun said i quit

[FutureBaller6]

Yo Momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears, I ask her what she was doing she said I'm listening to 50 cent

[FutureBaller6]

Yo Momma so stupid, she put paper on her TV, I ask her what she was doing she said I'm watching Paper-View

[watappenin64]

Yo momas so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

[Egghead123123123]

yo momma is like a brick she always get laid by the mexicans.

[alliebabe244]

yo mama so stupid she dialed 911 into the microwave!

[tanganikaable]

yo momma so dirty she had to sneak up on bath water

[MultiBulgarin]

you mama so old when they asked her when she was born she had to lie and say 48 B.C.

[MrSw4gnific3nt]

This Song AGAIN!!!

[MsLexxyLexx]

Yo mamma so stupid, that when she gave birth to u, she said " I don't want this piece of crap! How do u stick it back in!! "

[PBWExpert]

yo momma so fat she went to japan godzilla yelled "GODZILLA!"

[WuzzupGirl1]

yo mama so fat her nickname is DAMN!

[MAGORWEDGIE]

racist at 0:25

[ilovemynerds1588]

yo mama so skinny she wipes her butt with dental floss

[carlofire0123]

yo mama is so stupid she returned her M&M`s because she thought they were W&W`s

[carlofire0123]

yo mama so stupid she stop at a stop sign and waited for it to say GO

[missdiamond900]

U racist bitch how dare u make black jokes

[feliixx]

@missdiamond900 A black guy walks in my bar ... wait ... i don't let black people in my bar :D

[WuzzupGirl1]

yo mama so dumb that she named her house butt and named her son crack and when the police came she said "I looked inside my butt and I cannot find my crack."

[ScrufflerIEDO]

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a motocycle.

[djav1308]

i agree with carolmaria2882



[browntownTv]

Yo momma so fat when I tried driving around her I ran out of gas! xD

[carolmaria2882]

guys, please dont put jesus in those jokes. hitler, fine... michael jackson, gr8, but not jesus

[carolmaria2882]

yo mama is so ugly, that they have halloween masks that look like her face, and you have to show i.d. to buy them.

[feliixx]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she was cleaning cages at the zoo, people stopped and said, look at that hippopatamus.

[feliixx]

Yo momma is so ugly, that the last time she heard a whistle, was when she got hit by a train

[Juelz3684]

your moma so ulg she broke the winwdow

[RucaSantos20]

yo mama´s teeth are so yellow when she walked into church everybody said " I SEE THE LIGHT!!"

[WuzzupGirl1]

Yo mama so fat when she played poker she got a full house!

[DMSgirlJENNIFER]

1:56 is sooooo messed up

[Barbaralangley]

yo mamas like a microwave even a 4 year old could turn her on!!!!!!!! oooooooooooh

[ztrailor]

ur momma so stupid she taped a piece a paper to her tv screen to watch pay per view

[BBMASTER1999]

yo mamas so fat her cereal bowl has a life guard

[moneyman24ful]

yo mama so fat she sat on a bible and jesus said let my people free!

[moneyman24ful]

Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1 yo mama is so stupid she got locked outside of a motorcycle yo mama so stupid she got locked inside of a matress store and slept on the floor yo mama is so fat she got more curves than a ball yo mama tryed to put m&m's in order yo mama went to the dentist to get a bluetooth yo mama wanted to taste the rainbow so she went to ireland instead of getting some skittles

[feliixx]

@moneyman24ful And yo momma is so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it xD

[moneyman24ful]

@feliixx yo moma so skinny she hoola hoops with cherios

[feliixx]

@moneyman24ful haha xD thats a good one :D yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

[bethanylebar]

WTF U YOU DONT NED TO BE PUTTING GOD IN THIS HE MADE UR ASS BECOME ALIVE SO CUT THE FUCKING SHIT U BASTERD

[MrEggroll78]

yo mama so stupid when she goes to a spelling bee she brings honey

[MsLocos1000]

yo mama is so old she took her driving test on a dinosaurs

[ClackySmashXX2]

Your mamas so old when she saw jesus she said "i remember you"

[bandfreak457]

yo mamma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

[mimicp2008]

i totally agree with @Nanostevenson

[XxxGzeeyxX]

yo momma so old when i pat her back her boobs fell off

[Nanostevenson]

you just are so fuckin racist

[jesse5212]

yo momma teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up

[509kitty]

i dont get it at 1:24

[skychaser177]

i hate this vid because its racist now go dig a ditch fag

[MrFonduemaster1]

Your momma's so fat, she disliked this video and youtube counted her as 24 people

[Mrblackops546]

some i already new but i learned more i liked the last one

[MRBLACKOPSM1911]

009 sound system?? TACTICAL MUTE INCOMING!

[blackdez123]

racis

[legacy1215]

yo moms so fat she went on a weighing scale and it said to be continued

[legacy1215]

yo moms so fat she needs cheats for wii fit

yo moms so dumb she sold her car for petrol money

[Truenarutopower89]

your mama is so ugly, she gives freddy cogure nightmares

your mama is so round, she makes justin beiver look straight

[mastermask100]

Some of these are really mean!



[xXL3g1TXXsKillzZXx]

ur mommas so stupid when she went to the super bowl she brought her super spoon THUMBS UP IF AWESOME JOKE

[SamanthaMedaris]

man im going to use all of these when me and my friend have another bet on whose going to win at the yo mama jokes! if i can remember all of them

[awesomeguiniepig321]

this video sucks and you spelled twinkey wrong and this song sucks ass!

[MrCrazedwacko]

yo mammas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

yo mammas so fat she fell on wal-mart and lowerd the prices

[SpeedyDante2000]

yo mama so ugly when she cryed her tears ran away

[bailieann]

here i made one up

cant take credit but here it is...

yo mama so fat when she went to the airport to go to mexico, the pilot said

" your in every place"

[XxBeAsTxX26]

yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly lights up.

yo mama is so fat that when i cut her she bleeds bacon grease.

yo mama is so dumb when she stuck a battery up her butt she said "i got the power!!"

[redkittychoctaw]

1:54 .....ohyeah ur mama`s so old she was the teacher! lol

[gso619]

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Tupak Shakur is a jewish holiday

[fonzz01]

ayy thats nice jokes

[812DREWMAN]

yo momma is so fat that when she went bungee jumping she fell straight to hell.

[commedian100]

yo momma so old she left her purse on noahs ark

yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was just a prince

[K9awesomeness]

hey guys i got 2 hilarious yo mama jokes

1.yo mams so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

2.yo mams so poor when she heard of the last supper she thought she ran out of food stamps

enjoy

[mimimanderr16]

at the end it says i hope you liked it!!!! well who wouldnt

[aliyah12001]

i like this yo mama so skiy that whe she wet to hoolahoop she eeded to use a cherio

[jcomliller]

ur mama's so fat when she fell off the bed she fell off both sides

[SABBluey]

Your mama so stupid when she got locked in a matress store she slept on the floor!

[FantageEpisodesNmore]

yo mama's so fat she used the great wall of china as a belt

[doublekill127]

Yo mama so fat when she fart she make the world goes global warming

[autumn21341]

Yo mamma so stupid when u were born she look at you un

[brianh911]

your mama is so old,she was a waitress at the last supper.

[Marioandhumor75]

your mama so stupid that when she tried to dial 911 she looked in the phone starter guide to see where the 11 was

[Marioandhumor75]

your mama is like a shot gun she cocks and she blows. XD

[FIFA10Torres]

you got most of your jokes from another video fag

[Coolmenest]

these jokes aren't funny, most of them are racist, why does she have to be black?

[Omar29jan]

Yo mama so fat when a lorry hit her she said who threw that rock AND yo mama so fat when she jumped off a diving board everyone thought it was a meteor!!!

[krish633]

yooo, yo mama is like a fuking vacum, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet...

[kingferdi2]

i always use these 3 mama jokes on someone .. yo mama is so poor she cant even pay attention.. yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread..yo mama is so ugly ..well..look at you . lollll

[manicandsally4eva]

Yo mama's so tall when she jumped off the diving board she kicked Jesus in the face.

[natedw82]

your mama so harry big foot ran away from her

[natedw82]

your mama so harry big foot ran away

[LightSpy333]

Bwahahaha too funny

[Sony143girl]

your mamma so fat she jumped in the sky and stuck

[XxFEARDROPSHOTxX]

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[Armonebug]

Theexceler8or hella funny lol

[ty12yomama]

i have a random joke. hope u like it.....yo momma so fat, she went to wendys,tripped over mcdonalds,and landed in burger king.

[Xtreme911100]

@bennysonsonftw swagged sooo jokes

[Xtreme911100]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh man sooooooooooooo jokes!

[SuperOBEY626]

yo mama is so fat when she went on a scale it said to be continued

[TheExceler8or]

yo mama so old jurrasic park gave her flashbacks

[aja52202]

you guys or girls are using old things boo there are new things in the world trust me it was not just born yesterday

[mountaingoat47]

yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her!

[Tanner62843]

Yo mammas so fat when she puts her yellow raincoat on people yell "Taxi! Taxi!"

[onsenfoudunom1]

worst song ever

[monkiestmonkiest]

Yo mama so fat..she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices

Yo mama so stupid..she saw a yellow bus with white kids on it and said"STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!"

[Jason22770]

Ok so you're mom is so fag when she went to a party they used Herr as thee bounce house

[Jason22770]

Yo mama so fat when shee went tooo partyy they users Herr ass thee bouncer houser

[musicfashion14]

Ok people these are yo momma jokes. Do you really think their going to be "nice to Jesus", not racial, etc? Damn.

[AngelWingz16]

yo mamma so old and and her teeth so yellow,the goverment thought she stole gold from the california gold rush and stuffed it in her mouth

[AngelWingz16]

heres more u missed,yo mamma so fat when she sat ona ipod it turned into a ipad.yo mama so fat when sha pushed the elevator button up,it went down when sha stepped in,yo mama so fat she crushed raspusha for norbet,yo mama sooo fat the toilet said 123 GET THE FREAK OF OF ME!,yo mama so fat bob the builder said i cant fix that,so mama hair so nappy,when she took out her weave it came out in stiches

[AngelWingz16]

so funny ahhhhhh hahahaha lol

[soulknitters]

kinda racist

[XXsonicisawsomeXX]

0:38 is wrong its yo momma so fat that when she saw a school bus full of white kids(no offence ) she said STOP THAT TWINKIE!

[bennysonsonftw]

A man and his wife are fighting a divorce case in court. The issue is who should get custody of the child.

The wife said: “Your Honor, I brought this child into this world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."

The Judge then asked to the husband: “What do you have to say in your defense?”

The man think for a while and says: “Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a Pepsi vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? The machine or mine?"

[SuperOBEY626]

@bennysonsonftw you're stupid

[TheBabygurl2022]

Mute

[TheGamerundercover]

thumbs up if you muted

[DJBigDanny]

that is roud you made fun of jesus dont you love him

[hyperqueenhzm]

3:17 is so discusting!

[hyperqueenhzm]

i love the rose in the beginning, its one of my top favorite flower <3

[2xKEWL]

yo mamma so old, she has license to use a dinosaur

[Jtblw02]

That's not what your mama said when i was tap dancing in her jours last night

[missoneon1]

ok That Was Wack M

[GoodBob100]

yo mama so ugly she made hello kitty say good bye

[Bakneator]

Yo mama like a shot gun, nine cocks and shes loaded. Yo mama like a baseball feild, brown, green, and nine guys on her at all times.

[MegaCierra18]

cornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



[cpcrazy1234]

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[singingjennywren]

yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

[1comixstar]

yo mamey so fat that she went swimmen in the ocean and they claimed her as new land

[pokemonsisepic]

yo mama so ugly , goldfish didnt smile back

[TheAissatou01]

yo mommas so fat she couldnt even fit in the grand canyon!!!!! lol! yo momma so stupid she put a korter in each ear and thought she was litenin to fifty cent!! haha

[wayne1724]

yo mama so much like a lightbulb even a five year old can turn her on! p.s. GROW A PAIR!

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

Yo mama is like Home Depo, 5 cents a screw

[claudiabeiber97]

I liked yo momma teeth r so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles

[SuperJaviXxxx]

Yo momma is so stupid tht she gave birth to yuh!!!

[diaz635]

yo momas like a vacuum cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet :)

[09kneeslapper]

These jokes are old and gay

[SuperGhost217]

Ur mommas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[slamin213]

lool i only searched this because im having a major "yo momma" fight on facebook with my friend :) we've been doing it for about a week now xD

[superAlberto54321]

yo momas so stupid she sits on tv and watches couch

yo momas so stupid she thinks the tv is justin biebers dodo

[keeganscoots]

Your mommas so stupid she put newspaper on top off the tv and called it paperview

[amprocks12345]

yo mama so fat that when jesus said " let there be light " your mama had to move out of the way

[TehWonderWaffle115]

these suck

[PrEtTySiMSiStA]

Old ! you got these jokes off a website

[bieberliver]

ok this dude was so upset cause i told him a yo mamma joke and he said 2 me yo mama is so fat...thats it thats all he said i was like ::? his guy friends were like ok she won

[chiqutio1]

Srry some of the jokes are old and srry if some didnt make sense. IM going to make some newer yo mama jokes and replace the video. Srry for the mistakes again

[themusicmastress]

yo momma so black when you was little they had to keep you in separate rooms so you wouldn't be scared of the dark...

[liveluvlaugh48]

yo momma so black that when the cop shot at her the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

[spiderman12870]

itswasok but some jokes are like oldand some didnt makesense like theone about a dinosaur

[2KLEEN123]

I didnt even finish tha video ur a racist corny jokes and how can a dog be a dinosaur U IDIOT!!!!

[mikeoxbigg1]

@2KLEEN123 lmfao, I stopped reading at that joke too! dumb ass shit

[peacexskylar]

i made a joke yo mamma's teeth are so yellow that when they took a picture in black and white her teeth came out black.........!!!!!!!!!!!:) lol add me

[AGlover451]

Hey I just wanna tell u um black Canadian so I didn't like it was funny though

[sfballerz123]

awesome...

[chiqutio1]

Here are some more i didnt put on there

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower. Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!" Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

[chiqutio1]

Thanks

@chiqutio1 Yo Mama so Loose, sh