NooBTooB Ep 93 - Portal, Bourne Conspiracy, Assault Heroes 2

[somaliangangsterpuff]

41:45 i bet hes popular with the ladies

[CRILLER3]

nobody likes a fat girl * arghhhh * you are so ugly * slap slap * xD 30:00

[BATGbballa333]

I got Kung-Fu Panda with my Xbox Elite and I beat the shit out of it.

[MatticusFinch1820]

OMG Tobin, you guys ever think of doing a whole (or half) episode where you read and show the hate mail/videos and make fun of them? that shit would be hilarious!

[sgtmas2006]

There was an Age Of Conan GM that Cybered with a person ingame, And got fired and arrestedXD

[michaelk123eh]

is the portal map only for pc

[TJPProductions]

was your intro song done in garageband (not the digeridoo)

[tobin00]

@TJPProductions Yep!

[shamama23]

guys were do i get those portal maps from

[Mediocretothemax]

Tobin, where do you get those epicly cool t-shirts?!

[Jeremymia]

I absolutely watched this episode until 23:23, convinced it was a new episode, until I was like "waaaait a minute, I played the kung-fu panda demo a long time ago!"

I... am dumb.

[TheDarkkeychain]

How bout Amaterasu and Izuna (artist insect or cute ninja), and game mixing is awesome, but developers should take time to learn the secret fusing ingredient.

[LyonPryde1080p]

Best video game duo? "BAD DUDES"

[kzundiverus]

LOL The beginning.

[ollie511]

yuzo sounds like a squeeky toy when he laughs like at 43:55 XD

[hobbit2245]

that's what she said.

[Seckser]

ahahaha

[sackboyz]

WOW youtube stops i cant watch a video for more than 3 minutes

[supersmashman1331]

have you guys heard of portal prelude? its really good and its pretty long with a awesome story

[brscic]

intro was the best!

[kickassmage]

i luv haze, and assassins creed!!! fuk yall portal and geometry wars r the gayest shit ever,, when do i get payed?

jk, guys keep on truking.... but srsly assasins creed wasnt that bad, but yeah

[bubbythebrute]

please tobin tell me how I can get the shirt Yuzo is wearing?????????

[tobin00]

No.

[miiguy1]

@tobin00 what? lol

[NazgrelBosley]

"Whose the father?" "Not me, I wore a sombrero." ROFL

[ShadowNeverDies]

It's still 800, still need to beat it. anyone want to play co op send me a message or fr to ShadowNeverDies

[GEARSofYODA]

ROFL commences at 30:00...........YOW!! you guys are awesome.

[ColonelChewy]

43:50 i couldn't stop laughing

[darkshiney]

Where can i make a donation to you guys?

[jbkrule]

I think a lot of people donate by sending them stuff for games or games or whatever.

[Kittycatzen]

i Freakin' love Portal but those maps sound too advanced for me it took me SO long to get through test chamber 19

[pkuhard777]

u guys shuld think about swithiching spots on ur 200th episode

[ecj177]

really funny stuff!!!!! :)

[14cgabner]

ratchet and clank!!!!!

[ReVoKeR210]

lol tobin allways has funny/cool shirts.

[cowmilknine]

OMG! They know about GameFAQS. I LOVE that site. You guys ROCK!!!

-cowmilknine

[JosephTheMexicracker]

lol, I love the cocks in the mouth part. you guys are hilarious!

[SCGod]

Didgeridoo at the beginning. Looks pretty epic. Great job Locke!

[razr1121]

Then don't watch it, fag.

[JosephTheMexicracker]

this show started way before call of duty 4, so how did they copy it?????

[joeodell123]

They took their name from a 8 month old game when their podcast is 2 years old, ye that makes lots of sense. Now stop being homofobic, if you don't like it go away.

[ecj177]

You're an idiot

[undisputed316]

These two dudes are awesome.

Keep this stuff up lads.

Ive bought a few games from your reviews.

cheers.

[tobin00]

Awesome, thanks a lot, that's what we love to hear!

[undisputed316]

Alright cool. no problem.

Giz a shout when ya do a new video

[supershiva11]

great job, keep going, subscribed :)

[SoulTomato]

This American Gunt is one of the best NT moments...Ira Glass has *nothing* on you guys.

[tobin00]

Yeah, Yuzo almost made me piss myself with that one.

[justiceiscoming]

Dreamworks :) See the movie!

[Chucksgotagun]

tobin will you play haze if i put you up in a hotel and get you a hooker lolz

[salvo711]

im not sure if you guys have watched it...

but under your vid responses, theres a certain video. its certainly awesome.

"NooBTooB Caramelldanse"

[tobin00]

Yeah, I saw that damn video. Heh.

[salvo711]

i added it to favorites XD fantastic

keep up the good work!

[jman14801]

Hey Tobin, the guy from Beyond Good and Evil is Pey'j.

[tobin00]

I remembered it later. :)

[djinn56]

hey, can both of you (meaning Tobin and Yuzo) send me a message on youtube with your contact info for both the PS3 and the Wii? I have a Wii and my friend has a PS3 and it would be awesome to play against you online, I have only recently found out about NooBTooB but I have subscribed and used RSS to get it on my PSP. You guys rock!

my info is:

PS3: Djinn56

Wii #:4842 9188 3451 4868

[fuckallnazislol]

I know I'm late, but is Yuzo's hair more awesome in this episode, or is it just me?

[yuzow]

Heh, prolly just you. But I did get it cut over the weekend so it'll look a hell of a lot shorter come ep 97 (we pre-recorded 95 and 96 last week).

[Jtreglo1]

LOL to all the GTA reatrded comments

Great ep guys

[Sup3RxMariO]

i plyed the demo nd it sucked.. i just bought the game nd it was actually good. it was nothn like the demo. the combat was the same =[ but the drivin is better =]

[SaucisseMerguez]

quick time events are not a problem dumb idiots, it keeps the actions going.

[ricorico06]

but dont get me wrong,you guys are kick ass,i love you guys to death,im a die hard NooBTooBer but i just think your wrong about that :)

[tobin00]

No one is going to agree with us about everything, no worries. :)

[ricorico06]

i have to agree with fosibodu on this,i mean everyone has their own opinion but the bourne conspiracy kicks the crap out of kung fu panda,i have both demos and i tried my hardest to see why you think its better,i cant come up with a reason at all,then again you liked the turning point demo sooooo....

[fosibodu]

how can u idiots like Kung Fu Panda and s*** on Bourne? Really?

[tobin00]

Probably because Kung Fu Panda was more fun. Did you try them both?

[AmpersXxL]

and tw3323R i totally agree with you. I loved the bourne demo

[TW3323R]

cool

[AmpersXxL]

hey, did u guys try out the Dragonballz demo on the 360?

[TW3323R]

i totally diagree with you on the bourne conspiracy i think it was fucking amazing! But maybe that is only because i was comparing it to the pace and the cinamatic quality of the film. maybe you dint like the films and if you didnt thats probably why you dont like the game. And you were totally exaggerating about the quick time events, yes they suck balls but they werent as often as every three seconds! i am going to totally buy this game and i suggest you reconsider and buy it too

[tobin00]

Ep 94 is up! See the notes on the episode to see what happened to the video.  :(

[tobin00]

Dunno what to tell you! The upload finished an hour ago, and the video still hasn't shown up yet in my account. Youtube must be having rendering issues.

[wallfire007]

wtf! wheres the new episode!!!!!!!

[86Corvus]

damn this uploading takes long :/

[D1mentia]

or yuzo...or whoever posted that last comment

[mario54671]

yeah, that's tobin's account, tobin00, yuzo's is yuzow

[D1mentia]

I love you tobin

[tobin00]

Hey guys, the new ep is uploading now.

We had a bit of a disaster with the video. :(  I'll fill you in on the notes in the new ep. Hope you enjoy it anyway!

[AmpersXxL]

i hope you do DBZ Burst Limit Today

[harrisonbliss]

Need new episodes!!!

ahhh :D the diggerydoos never get old :D

yeow!

[Brandx5505]

it is monday morning at 2:24am and i am waiting for the new ep of noobtoob..

 YOU GUYS WITH ME!

over and out. L2thearry

[timbailin]

I havent recieved an activation code for my account tobin, by the way, i love your show!!!!!!

my user name is timbailin

YOW!!!!!!!!!

[tobin00]

You're active now, have fun!

[timbailin]

Hey Tobin and Yuzo!!!!!

whats up, i love your show, it rocks!!!!!!!

you guys are so funny!!!

LOL

I was wandering Tobin, if you could just say my user name in your next show, please!!!!!!!!

It will be great!!!!

YOW!!!!!

[tobin00]

You want to be on the show, you have to earn it. :)

Send in a question or comment!

[Kryss1234567]

Best.Podcast.Ever.Awesome.YOW!­

[timbailin]

dud, i cant get into the website!!!!

my username is timbailin

help me tobin!!

YOW!!!!

[benfox80]

43:59 the guy in the green shirt was funny o.0

[Sup3RxMariO]

your mom is a whore.. hahaha

[Ax4Ox]

HEY, HUGE FAN!!

i tried registering on your site but when i did i never received an email to activate my account, and when i tried again it said that my username and email adresss were already in use!!! what do i do? i really wanna be a part of this community

the username i used was: ax4ox

[tobin00]

You're active now, try again!

[timbailin]

if some one can tell me when the next episode comes out!!!!!!!

YOW!!!!!

[tobin00]

Next ep should either be late tonight or early tomorrow morning.

[timbailin]

duds, im a big fan!!!!

please do the little big planet review!!

thanks

[tobin00]

As soon as it comes out, we will!

[elcubanopapi8]

wat are you guys talking about the bourne game was amazing the fighting was the best thing ever it felt so intense

[lilblues8]

realy haze is a real good games the combat is like halo an multiplayer is the best......

You guys have to check it out

[pinky315]

looks like someone is geting paid

[Taaaaaada]

when soon episode?

[mario54671]

4,000 subscribers, guys! you're doing great! i'm jealous! i'm SOOO jealous! the thing is, i don't ever talk in my videos AND i'm really not that funny..

[Sereryth]

I agree with Grim Fandango, but what about Monkey Island? ;(

[lunacyfringe54]

you guys are great

its hilarious, Proably th most original youtube show yet

[tobin00]

Thanks for watching!

[unknown2022]

Bourne Conspiracy rocked

[tobin00]

Heh, we certainly do love the achievements. :)

[ranekdadr00d]

make one about Age of conan!!!

[tobin00]

Yeah, we'll give it a shot in a couple weeks!

[pinky315]

poop

[karazmaticz]

lol, you guys are cool and funny, nice podcasts keep em coming looking 4ward to seeing what you say about Age of Conan, i dont think its amazing so far:) well great work guys keep it up :)

[yuzow]

We're waiting for them to release their buddy code so we can give it a try. We've already recorded 95 and 96 though so keep an eye out for it in ep 97!

[dabeast020]

Good Review you 2, I hope you guys make it to the front page

[mario54671]

episodes 95 and 96 are already on the wiki! :D...and judging by the games you're gonna be talking about there...there's NOTHING on the Wii...really goes back to my voicemail in episode 83..so when's the next episode gonna be up...i'm anxious to hear what you guys have to say about Wii Fit :)

[TheP1x3l]

In the Playstation 3 game Haze, overdosing an NPC Mantel Trooper in the Campaign mode may result in him crying 'Leeroy Jenkins', among many other possibilities.

[xeogen]

A Didgeridoo?

Really? lol

[ch9906]

Thanks for explaining that to me!

[ch9906]

I really love you guys, you're great, and don't take this the wrong way but it would be good if you could review some of the games by playing them on the PS3? Because it seems to me that you only play games on the PS3 if it's exclusive to PS3...and everything else that is for 360 and PS3 you only play them on 360...thanks, guys! Please keep NoobToob going!

[yuzow]

Well, the main reason we tend to play multiplatform games on 360 is due to 1) achievements, 2) more noobtoobers have it on 360 so more people to play with, and 3) sometimes easier to rent if BB or hollywood video have more 360 copies

But still, most of the time when we talk about multiconsole titles we don't really talk about the console we played it on since 9 times out of 10 it doesn't really matter.

[Brandx5505]

the part where you guys bust up laughing was great.. over and out. l2thearry.

[beefposture]

Hey you guys rock!....just subscribed to this...im glad it came up when searching GTA 4 stuff on youtube...i wouldnt have seen this without...

I'm glad you guys are doing proper reviews and having a laugh...this is how IGN should be!

[tobin00]

Thanks! And thanks for subbing!

[Brandx5505]

i watched you on the wii and then the computer next you are on my audio ipod .. then maybe then... ipod video.. over and out

l2thearry

[bigfriendlyben]

that song you got running in the background is just some loop you got out of garage band!!!

[TheKillingJoke000]

do you know if the portal maps are gonna be on the consoles too?

[tobin00]

I highly doubt it. They were released independently on the net, not through official channels.

[TheKillingJoke000]

aw man

i guess thats what i get for having the ornage box on the ps3.

btw i got ornage box and uncharted on the smae day and didnt play ornage box for a week cuz uncharted sucked me in. AM I CRAZY OR IS THIS GOOD?

[TheKillingJoke000]

i spelt orange wrong like 3 times there :P

[tobin00]

Well I gave Uncharted game of the year last year, so what do you think? :)

[TheKillingJoke000]

that mysogonist shit kinda scares me.

this may be why we dont have any gamer chicks

although funny u bring it up my girls favorite game is beyond good an evil, even if shes a noob.

[irule116]

omg 57 minutes of this shit!

Good thing I fast-forwarded

[NoobtoobPainter]

How about your try listening and then give your opinions.

[Couly]

oh and those hater comments are hilarious, unfortunately that's what happens when kids have access to the internet. I replied to a few people and told them to watch it again and fucking pay attention.

[Couly]

hope you review mass effect on PC

[kingman124]

Absolutely we'll get it tomorrow cause Tobin and Yuzo are just that amazing =P

[1NiCePaNtS]

Very close to 4,000 subscribers.

(>^,^)>

[tobin00]

Wow, just 31 more! I bet we hit that by tomorrow. :)

[songokussj3]

With haze, you play as a drug addict with a gun. :S

[helmsly2010]

Any chance you guys will cover any Wiiware titles, I know you guys would love Toki Tori. Lost Winds is ood too but just really short.

I'm guessing the reason you havnt already is because you rent wiiware titles although I think pople can send you a demo of Dr Mario if they have brought it.

[helmsly2010]

sorry i meant *can't* rent wiiware titles

[yuzow]

We cover Lost Winds in ep 94, check for it this weekend!

[tominoz]

Thanks for this podcast guy's, have been watching you from like episode 50, and I still like your independed opinion on games. Saved me lots of money :D. And you are also funny :).

Tom

[chiefmegadeth]

To think sony pushes the ps3 as the true high def machine.when most of there games do 720p max

and Haze is 576p!WTF they need to force sony to do 720p,1080i, and 1080p more options like 360 does.

Anyway always good to see you guys review games,good or bad.

So you cant keep everyone happy?

Just have fun! and fuck the haters!

[thunderwolf3333]

hey did u guyz hear about the new Leisure Suit Larry cumin out on 9/18?

[tobin00]

Did you like the other ones? That last one they did was pretty bad.

[elchamber]

You guys must be happy that Beyond Good and Evil 2 is coming out. Ubisoft bought it and I think it's coming out on August... I think.

[tobin00]

Hell yeah I'm excited. But no, it's not coming out that soon, they don't even have any sort of release dates yet. I bet it won't be till 2009.

[mario54671]

so Tobin gets up really late in the day...the latest I've ever gotten up in the day was...2pm during winter break...and then the day was over before i knew it...now I just get up like at 10..what time does Tobin get up...like at noon or 1pm?

[TheUn4goten]

hey Tobin man did you delete my comment? if i was rude man i didnt mean to but yeah or did i forget to press the post comment button?

YOW!

[Limoaz]

Tobin, you piss me off. Your shirts are so much better than mine. TELL ME WHERE TO GET THEM! Great show as usual guys.

[drewromeo]

Kung Fu Panda FTW

[BoiledEggFace]

hey try the online on HAZE pretty cool, thats the best part of the game. see if i makes a vid about the online

[comander2121]

how do u get ur vids this long?

[drewromeo]

directors account.

but all your content has to be origenal to have one.

[truejohn]

Hmm. Now gametrailers gave it an 6.2

[truejohn]

LOL, Tobin, Gametrailers gave the Haze demo like an 8.8!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!

[elchamber]

Well then I think that site may not be total fanboys. Now they just suck in reviewing. Seriously, I liked the demo, but would give it an 8.

[jman14801]

I'm sort of excited for Ninja Gaiden 2. I just found out it is being released in 6 days.

[4RT1LL3RY]

I need to try those maps now, because I haven't played portal in a while.

I don't think there will ever be many PC games where you actually pay for maps, atleast from Valve. Because on PC you would have people just copying and pasting them from torrents etc.

*This message does not support the illegal exchange of propritery materials*

[kutle69]

my cuzin was playing gta and hes 10 ad der were guys that were caklling him a fagg and shiyt and all minds of garbage ( i understand its M but still wtf hes ten u can here it in his voice) and so i went on and talked to the fagget and he mentioned u guys and shiyt and i found out he lives two blocks from me and me and 2 of my frends stayed by his house b4 skool and hit him in the hed wit a bat and soo these retards should watch it ...also u are the gods of podcast i love u guys

[applebeefrocks]

that's f'ed in the a.

[D1mentia]

I like how they gave thanks to the audio engineering then it went funny :O.

Anyway i've watched you guys since episode 74ish. Guilty of not signing up to the website so i may do soon. I have a long summer after the exams and have a lot of ideas for stuff to send into the show possibly along with my mate! So talk to you then!

P.S That 1 minute review was awesome, i call for 1 from him every episode!

[OuendanCyrus]

great episode as always; keep it up.

5 stars

[themonkthatiscool]

Do you guys get new T-shirts every week? If so what do you do with the old ones, some of them are pretty cool. (Haven't seen many vids so wouldn't know of old ones being repeated)

Great video again, thanks for entertainment and knowledge!

p.s. What's the yow about...?

[manoiud]

You guys hiring? Offering paid internships? I can go to the grocery store and bring you the wine, get the mail etc. I would be the first independent podcast intern ever.

[tobin00]

Dude, we're independent. We can hardly afford hosting and wine. :) Maybe someday we'll get some big sponsors and be able to have some interns, that would be awesome.

[SuperSteve120]

Hey Tobin, clean up some the video response, they are starting to get some weird 9/11 conspiracy spam.

[tobin00]

Yeah, I'm going to change the settings so I have to approve video responses, apparently we're big enough to get video response spam now.

[gopackers61]

maybe the reason you got heat for being close to the cops was that they were hot. :)

haha

tobin-

dont wear such awesome shirts, your making yuzo feel bad.

HURRAY THIS IS MY 25th episode with noobtoob! (actually i think its 26 but i like perfect squares)

[gopackers61]

duos wise i like fox and falco.

[Naraku111]

YES AGE OF CONAN!! YAY THEY REVIEWED :D

best game ever lol

thanks guys :D

[seance13]

I donated, where's my Tote with a dildo on a stick?

[scarletisred]

THE WINE IS A LIE! I lolled at that. =D

[poturrate]

its good that they put gameplay videos in the episodes.there should be more

[Taaaaaada]

good,episode guys<3

[Lammy96]

No offence guys, im clearly a fan of the series buy you know when you test a demo out and then review it like the bourne Conspiracy, tobin never played the full demo, and even yuzo said the second mission was shooting, how can you give people a weighed up fair decision if you dont play the full demo. just friendly criticism, and its a good thing yuzo played it fully? (try and play the demos all the way through, for the sake of all the gamers out there :P)

Thanks

-Lammy