10 biggest Cocks and she cocks in advertising

[jasvindersingh500050]

Tenbiggestcocksandcocksinadver­tising

[iaintgonnawork]

im driving my fucking car!

[wellsey89]

Press 6 repeatedly for the most awesome facial expression in the world.

[joeugeda91]

Mr Brooker is correct, Mr Mickey is just SUCH a dispicable, unbearable CUNT :(

[Applemask]

I'm DRIVING my fucking CAR

[spr66]

Charlie's face at 3:28. lol

[mattissotrendy]

@spr66 That gets me every time.

[dudealishes]

Did anyone else notice in the video suggestions there: 14 inches in A minor

and what looks like a gay handjob?

[Dmanlamius76]

'Ya Terrahawk!' Lmao!

[zionravescene]

LOL, Shitc*nt-on-Tweed

[Oasisftww]

Your not!!

[TheEventfulNut]

3:00!! :L

[tenseman08]

Bobby Sands..hahahaha I think i got cramp on my ribs lol

[dasgdasg]

"Who says you can't lose weight and enjoy yourself?" "Bobby Sands?"

Charlie Brooker, well done

[BillSwift4]

HALLA I AM YA NEW NEIGHBA!

[pansatyrson]

ONLY Charlie Brooker could get me to laugh at the punchline "Bobby Sands"! Fucking glorious!

[MrAntarcticmonkey]

'no. you am a dickhead.' >.<

[005Dresden]

Shut up and start Shitting!

[filmakerjamiefilmz]

3:28 - 3:29 lol



[oobebz]

HALLO IM YOUR NEW NAYBOR!

[graemeoliver84]

2.23 Oh Charlie, you can't pick on that little kid, it's not really fair.

I always thought that advert that have his dad going on the toilet after him, and it's a big fat sumo wrestler (the kid is Asian) who does such a gigantic dump that all the fish on the bathroom tiles (the ones that hold cover their nose when the kid goes) keel over and fall down.

[graemeoliver84]

Come on, we all know Vinnie Jones drives a big flashy Range Rover and talks like someone from a bad council estate.

[MrZeus141]

man i LOVE HATE

[wisteela]

He is brilliant.

[vulgarmachine2]

2:06 is brilliant!

[cridantis]

I'm munching on chocolate bars.

YOU'RE NOT!

[motorrickmo1]

"So what are you wearing tonight?"

"Ta-da!"

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!"

his face is priceless. :')

[FUGlitchyLogin]

@motorrickmo1 Aye I keep rewinding that bit ^^

[MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeAndU]

Who says you can't lose weight and still have fun?

Bobby Sands

[06ec0906]

Fuck. Like this dudes a poet. Struggled to stop laughing

[Tombi666]

Three years after the initial airing and seeing Charlie take these oh-so familiar ads to task still gets me in hysterics. Now I'd quite like to see something on, I don't know, an overly peppy opera singer, maybe.

[gazereths1982]

I live in shitcunt-on-tweed. It's a lovely place.

[Louiseeybee123]

you am a dick head xD

[Louiseeybee123]

you am a dick head xD x

[martinwilliamrandall]

Bobby Sands LMFAO

[amq55]

Shithole-on-Tweed. Best name ever.

[Spinking11]

the bobby sands gag had me laughing for hours

[JustAboutCrazy]

Now whos fault is that you f*ckin terror hawk!!

Haha brilliant

[Soundfrequency]

"I've seen places I never knew existed"

.....That's not a place, it's a deer.

[terrasweet]

"bobby sands" fucking lol

[xXjessiexnimXx]

"HELLO! I'M YOUR NEW NEIGHBOUR!"

[TrollandDie]

''Who says you can't lose weight and enjoy yourself'?''

''Bobby Sands''.

Talk about being funny cause it's true.

[xXjessiexnimXx]

@TrollandDie "OOOH, someone's life's been changed by diets snacks!!!!"

[FUGlitchyLogin]

Lol @ that face he pulls at 3:28

[sonzaikatana]

@hollierocker1 Duehehhh :D

[BobdaLobsta]

So funny :)

[Indiadancer1]

At no. ten "Everyone knows a cock like fuck-face " -FAT LOL

[DragonHunter8000]

What's all gone?

Your dignity?

I'm munching on Chocolate Bars!

You're Not!

[godfreemorals]

Davina = Norman Bates LOL

[gazereths1982]

I DID do that the other day!

[njhollender]

"Self-satisfied shit horn" - one of his best put-downs ever.

[TheMadBadMan]

"I wonder what hairstyle he wears when hes jerking of infront of the mirror"

[EvilgidgitReturns]

Poor Vinnie Jones, unable to swear, stuck in the middle of the countryside with a little girl in a fairy outfit.

[captainbollocks]

@EvilgidgitReturns

Vinnie Jones- cock.

[randomissimo]

anyone know what the music is when the colours are flashing?

[pob3000tb]

@randomissimo from the carry on films isn't it?

[scratcher3]

SOMEONE'S LIFES BEEN CHANGED BY DIET SNACKS!

[Katamarang]

hallo aim yourr new naibour

[FlumblesMum]

I want Charlie Brooker to do my bit of grey.

[FlumblesMum]

3:22 lmao!

[bowyer56]

"no mate, you am a dickhead"

[dangerousjord]

"To Mickey,  hair isn't just hair, it's a weapon to be used to devastating effect!"

"Bit like a hammer really..."

I laughed so hard.

[strictlytrue08]

"Who says you can't lose weight and enjoy yourself?"

"Bobby Sands?"

[TheDarklord0211]

lol bbc4 FTW!

[9kjamal9k]

''Pwesaident of polasraisrs woldd''

[PurushaDesa]

"Why Miss Baggott, without the sack on your head, you're... passable."

Impeccably intoned delivery of the Ferrero Rocher comedy template.

[sweetiedarling20]

HALLO I'M YOUR NEW NEIGHBOUR

[sXePunkV2]

"Bobby Sands?" Fucking hell i`ve just spit pepsi all over the place! Charlie`s awesome!

[VivNick08]

3:30 = best moment ever.

[powderedwigmachine]

ROFL... I fucking love brooker BUT it fucking annoys me when you hit thumbs up on a video that, after doing so, you see it has 'cocks' as a tag...

[simpsonsdiva]

I love 3.29 onwards, how he gets his face in that shape....and the noise..rofl

[simpsonsdiva]

I love 3.29 onwards, how he gets his face in that shape....and the noise..rofl

[hdrub]

ive splashed across page after page of magazines and newspapers, omfg lmfao XD.

[AlbertBundy]

Bobby Sands?

[61vanilla]

LiNK-LiNK: AMeRiCaN BeautY !

[DomIstKrieg]

you am a dickhead. God, i hated that ad.

[Camelhoun]

GO ON, DO HER MOTHER BIT OF GREY, RUUUR

[chocomog35]

CHARLIE BROOKERISGOD.

[phaeton01]

oh dear god 2.23, tears rolling down my cheeks

[Owen045]

0.32 One of the funniest parts of the whole series.

[RockBottomRiser21]

3:28

[kazluvinjustin]

he has a point x

[warlockuk]

haha "You am a dickhead"

[VivNick08]

There's something about him... despite these arguably offensive comments, he just seems reasonable, friendly, and not arrogant. It's pleasant.

[griffin7564]

ew i hated the commercial with the ugly hair guy the first time i saw it lol he looks like a lamer jonas brother

[datzfast]

holy shit this guy thinks exactly like i do

[tech9803]

"Who says you can't lose weight and enjoy yourself?"

Bobby Sands?

[kkrabs01]

The NIke one reminds me of Jack Durden in Fight Club haha.

[goofyedward]

The self satisfied shit-horn gets me

[VirgLondon2]

He's got a look for every occasion. Theres the fluffy cock!! The windswept cock!! The cock in glasses! The bellend!! And the self satified shitwhore!!

Absolute priceless, brookers a legend!

[ninfanwill]

so awesome!

[RockXStarEvan]

Wow, what a bunch of cocks!

[SociallySinister]

"i am addicted"

"no you am a dickhead"

[milbytrillion]

vincent jonesinton-smythe

[TheEpiphone7]

its all gone, its all gone!

Whats all gone?

Your dignity?

[Olaflafo]

3:28 LOL

[oinkaU]

lol this guy is fuked up!

[nwoiscom1ng]

Words can not express how much i love this guy

[MizzFujin]

"Caw I'd do her mothers bit of gray, rur!" I remebered that in town and randomly started bursting out with laughter.

[DomIstKrieg]

bit like a hammer.

[YouKnowWhereThisEnds]

Bobby Sans.

Oh god, I'm in tears.

[AlanRickmanFan1122]

'Fucking prick!'

[Wenicle]

"Theres the fluffy cock,

The wind swept cock,

The cock in glasses,

The bellend,

And the self-satisfied shit horn!"

Classic.

[MarcoFreddoJacko911]

Charlie is a legend!

[Wikkidd8015]

"I am Addicted...." "No You are a Dickhead!"

[Wenicle]

"No you am a dickhead!" *

[soulofshiver]

Shup up and that start shitting!

[streetfightsecrets]

Charlie Brooker is a legend

[chocomog35]

The word 'terrorhawk' has now entered my vocabulary, thank you Mr. Brooker!!

[KevL75]

Terrahawks was a 80's Thunderbird style show.

Charlie's implying she looks like Zelda.

[Mr1DanSmith]

Made me chortle.

[thevickyo]

HELLO I'M YOUR NEW NEIGHBOUR!

[Sigma9125]

3:17 is awesome.

[eicg16]

Charlie Brooker is my hero. Come back Screenwipe!

[rabbitisrich]

Bobby sands!

[MentalSentinel]

everybody knows a cock like fuckface!

[griffin7564]

rofl thanks for that

[poisonarrow8]

3:29 hahahaha made my day XD

[ben947]

shutup and start shitting, hahaha

[acemanger1]

3:29 duhhhh

[gringolazlo]

whats with all these adverts with kids talking about POO? and that CUNT on the t-mobile advert.. all these collective song/dance routines in train stations are getting OLD.

[CrazyRoho]

NORMAN BATES LOL

Makes so much sense!

[Kenneth581]

The kid in the air-freshener ad - what's he doing in the bathroom with a piece of A4 in the first place? Or a pen, for that matter?

[Kenneth581]

Plus, if he can spell "empty", and have a reasonable stab at a drawing of a toilet, why can't he just say it? Or indeed wipe his own arse, for that matter?

[Annabelle12344]

lmfao. 'self satisfied shit horn'

[stu9795]

oh it stinks! *CUGH* thanks. lol

[dd7aa]

lmao bobby sands

[mb6578]

almost choked on my pizza with the bobby sands bit.

[FinalFight323]

I laugh ridiculously loudly EVERY FUCKING TIME at 2:08

[fbsthreads]

Me too. I say it to friends at random moments.

[TheAlmightyDom]

"Good job you weren't driving through ShitFuck on Tweed"

[AlexBeeee]

SHUT UP AND START SHITTING

[TheVinmeister001]

HE IS GOD

[charliemadman]

4:36 scares me

[jambii]

mint

[keirpetewill]

"And who's fault is that you fucking Terrahawk?"

Gotta love brooker, everything from TVGoHome to You Have Been watching is gold.

[lolimstrate]

Im munching on chocolate bars

YOUR NOT!

[jorjholborn7]

'like this dude's a poet,' literally lol

[TCFLmusic]

hhahaha this is also great!

[pizzaman3210]

i like it when they tell me about ppl that died cuz their houses burned down and the children fried! lmao classic!!

[actresstobe]

WHAT'S THAT MOTHAAAR?

[Garsideffxi]

3:29 - 3:31 just made me laugh my fucking man-tits off.

[GeorgeA213]

"It's all gone, it's all gone"

"What's all gone?"

"Your dignity?"

pmsl

[zatoichi12345]

what's that mother?! best line from the entire series,had me laughing for weeks.

[MizzFujin]

I think i almost died of laughter. HULLO IM YUR NEW NEIBOOUR!

[steadyrockscotland]

'No, You am a dickhead' ROFL

[joepickard]

"Mickey" looks like Charles Bronson; ironically he does have a death wish because he's such a devastating cunt

[Whatsernamepointy]

Lmfao this is great. (:

LOL at the guy with the hair.

[samz20002]

I love this so much!! Hes so angry!! "I'm driving my fucking car!!"hahaha!!

[NannyPennieeee]

...And the self-satisfying shit horn

:P

[ThePalaeontologist]

"...YOU F***ING TERRORHAWK!"

Best line easily.

[z0mgrugbyisback]

Terrorhawk or Shitehawk... I can't decide which is better.

[Annabelle12344]

HAHAHHA 3:29 ! his facial expressions!

hahahhahahah

[celiarghh]

i dont care if it's not fair to mock his accent. i've always though mr polaris world sounds like pedro of napoleon dynamite.

[Dumdummahpistol]

Tell em charlie tell em....

Charlie for life...

[stevepark22]

Fing great, i luv a cock up my arse

[blueminerva]

EVERYONE KNOWS A COCK LIKE FUCKFACE.

[romiesbabe]

I love Charlie!

[Fidget1994]

Charlie Brooker is so funny

[Anarchemitis]

Ha, Norman Bates.

[ApproachingByStealth]

bitter bitter charlie brooker.

what a fucking hero!

[lilmamma2146]

what a dick

[adambastard]

everybody knows a cock like fuck-face.

[doshuang]

2:07 FuuuucCKkkk yess

[nickboy900]

LOL!!!! thx m8

[dkdesignstv]

So glad someone else hates that little shit in the toilet freshener advert.

[stephaniemurrayxx]

the new ones worse withe kid sayin "im going to a poo at pauls!" wtf is that sh2t about?

[Klownius]

Yeah, when I first saw that I was convinced it was an advert for durex.

[jasons0great]

hahaha shut up and start shitting! brilliant

[actresstobe]

What's that, mothaaar!?

[mrshnitburg]

Absolutley bloody hilarious, 5 stars and favourited!

[rvkan]

I'll do her mother's bit of grey... priceless

[zionravescene]

"Bobby Sands?"

xD

[aitchgee3]

IRA hunger striker, 1981