How To Be Street Safe

[07uncanny]

He really slapped the shit of these dudes though.

[RetroDriveCinema]

i just touched your face.

[emailtheoldies]

it may just be me but if you mute this and play Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go over the original sound and time it just right , it makes the perfect music video

[protomorphius]

WHY IS THE HELMET MAN KEEP STALKING ME?!!!

[bestpathfinder]

I ordered this video and a Three Wolf Moon shirt. I went to the local bar and that guy with the helmet was there...The techniques worked, but I forgot to grab my date when I was fleeing. I went back later that night and my girl was with the helmet man because she felt sorry for him. No big deal since my Three Wolf Moon Shirt still had it's powers and I had woman all over me. Thanks for the video

[angelmassb]

Im going to run to grab this video

[Lunchbert]

LAST RESORT!

[will1835]

Notice it's the Mexican trying to steal from the white dude?

Coincidence?.....

[rumbazz]

neo geo mvs

[Cypress77]

poor carlos

[closedmouth]

boom

[noccie]

note to self... stop hugging random strangers

[bigafropimpininnap]

1:56 thats the best run-away i've ever seen

[ConstantlyBaffled]

This video scared me so much that I headbutted my monitor and ran away.

[metalmonkey666]

And Carlos gave me a knee, BOOM, so I TOOK IT.

[MacTechHowTo]

Groin Slap, most effective move.

[TheDancingCookie]

The beefy Asian guy is so hot!

[ponn3y]

UHAUHAHUAUHA ele bate no maluco e larga a mulher..

[robotpickle]

Who wears long sleeve button up shirts + shorts? That fucker deserved it.

[rcatrino]

Poor Carlos..

[butterytee]

i love how he pauses and looks both ways before running away

[mkane6]

@butterytee hahaha I know... hilarious

[gowfan1000able]

damn son this shit will help more than some fucking karate lessons wish i had his skills

[tekproxy]

The absolute best part is when he runs away like a coked-out crazy little bitch.

[MadlyDecent]

He like a startled kitten!!

[wlx456123]

Poop!

I just touched his face

Seananners!

[THUGNAsTY502]

boom!! scratched cornea!!

[Wahfles]

poor carlos :( mexicans always do the dirty work haha

[beachballa93]

Haha, he hits the guy, then just takes off running like a little girl.

[metslovematt]

haha all you seannanners faggots hahaha

what a fake, faked everything. fake fucking faggot. that goes for all of you as well

[duryeal26]

1:45, he says "Peace out" to the date

[vadimkilller]

i just touched his eye.

[bborda4life1]

This guy kinda reminds me of the karate guy on napoleon dynamite

[CIApunisher916]

This guy gets the Jim Lampley at Dallas Cowboys Stadium award.

[bradzdestroyer]

2:20 #FTW I dont think a bully will get me in a headlock, while taking out trash in a dark alley. But if it happens, i'll know to bite his nip off.

[MrBigenstien]

me is nanners also!

[juincey74]

LOL...He gets down syndrome after each BOOM!

[ZachMonster24]

hahahahahahahahahahahah this is the funniest shit ever!!!!

[alejoman01]

hahahah

[BlueLinedOwl]

I hate when I get jumped in the bar by a guy in a motorcycle helmet. Take a BOOM to the eye.

[Metallica102938]

lol i like how fights happen all in the same day XD

[zakamoto0]

loool boop i just touch the face hahhaha

[vskerane]

This guy versus Bas Rutten in a streetfight would be epic.

[xExalTeDxSnipeZ]

carlos gave me a kneecap so i took it BOOM!!! lol epic XD

[jabaTV]

OMG fucking hilarious this teaches you how to be a pussy and look how the mexican guy gets frustrated

[ZachMonster24]

@jabaTV RIGHT?

[GenesisRockwell]

This music DEFINITELY sounds like something you'd find in Tetris <3

p.s. boop! i just touched the face :3

[MrAsianPersuasion824]

IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT HUTCH!!!! WATCH IT HERE!!!!!! youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=ajxegl­lSS2U

[thugnation4lyfe]

i followed seananner aswell.LOLL

[ScarFromPast]

I wonder if seananners has noticed we follow him?

[thogry67]

@ScarFromPast. Same. I followed as well XD

[azballer12]

And He gets his girl...

[TheMisterWeirdo]

OMFG. almost every comment on this video is about Seananners! omg, Give him a break! BTW Funny Video!

[Piiiwiii1]

Sea was here

[kingomhearts4]

yooo seananners your the greatest bro

[Wardimus83]

Scratching the Cornea is so humane! LOL Legendary video!

[tubbymctubsta]

this guy is on coke.

[heavymetaldeath4life]

seananners led me here

[INSECTIREALICIDE]

you never know when you are going to come in contact with an assailant wearing a helmet to a bar. be prepared! although i understand why the helmet assailant would want to hurt the person in question. For his horrible taste in clothes that is.

[best4005]

GFX LAb you know what to do

[Sushiix3bby]

@forumsnow13 .. quack quack?

[ejd0118]

some real man shorts lol

[ixDuma]

This might actually save someones life.

[Pawalskij]

haha, what if carlos suddenly flips and goes bananas after the "poof, i just touch the face" of "boom i just slap" :D

[quicksilver356]

it will just scratch their cornea, the most humain thing you can do haha XD oh and BOOM!

[snowmanmagik]

he must be related to the sham-wow guy. BOOM!

[AlbanianMafia21]

poor poor carlos

[IxSammm]

Pimp slapping and eye poking!

[forumsnow13]

Little SeaNanners ducklings loyally following.

[iTOUCHiPODS321]

@forumsnow13

Hell Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mate xD

SEANANNERS FOR PRESIDENT :]

[beachballa93]

@forumsnow13 Haha thats why im here

[Masterpivot292]

Seananners was here too.

[junks1989]

Somebody should make a dance remix outta this.

[andreas20091000]

Seananners!

[japanigro]

"booop i just touched the face" LOL

[Brozufil]

Everything is terrible...

[cooROPyoBODY]

i'm gonna try that combo on the next person i see! thanks

[dalepoop]

Carlos gave me kneecap, so i took it.

[dhsaxe]

I think that if a guy walks up to you and touches you but you go ninja on him your going to court not him

[supaflyjohnson]

BOOM

[smelliot9]

SEANANNERS

[frebels]

So thats what he does in call of duty...

[REDRUMRELAPSE]

I just cried a little

[ndewhurst12]

I am really looking forward to Everything is Terrible: Tokyo Drift.

[DragonknightZeril]

SEANANNERS

[ndewhurst12]

@DragonknightZeril Nanners

[Overheat222]

I just touched the face.

[gth746b]

NannerSeas

[ndewhurst12]

@gth746b Seananners

[Deathby1stgoomba]

nanner

;D

[ndewhurst12]

@Deathby1stgoomba A wild nanner was here recently

[tubesoda]

Maybe he shouldn't keep going to that same bar...

[SimenFuru]

Seananners, wtf? XD

[ndewhurst12]

@SimenFuru WTF seananners.

[randomite88]

"In case of Motorcycle Helmet clad assailant..."

[Detoxicsify]

seananners

[ndewhurst12]

@Detoxicsify I am off hunting Nannersaurus, you should come!

[Onepiecefan3]

@ndewhurst12 Can I join you on your hunt?

[xMarth101x]

Boom!

[Xxfreaks173xX]

SeaNanners was Here.

[xUGKxpwnnubs]

boop i just touched the face

[skateallday07]

2 EVERYTHING 2 TERRIBLE 2 TOKYO DRIFT!

[jafimac]

wow seananners, you are one weird dude. lol

[Killfamous1]

epic music during the dramatization, lmao

[TheAmazingRyanM]

What if the person wears glasses? You'll have to do something else than the eye-jab. XD

[juincey74]

I like how he seems all bad ass...until you see him run away. X D

[DeltaFoxCommando]

inb4 seananners

[CIApunisher916]

90s VHS tapes. Wow!

[XTripleXCrossX]

BOOM

[88Kamikaze69]

This is some of the most ridiculous shit I've seen in a while XD

But the worst part is that most of these moves are actually extremely effective if performed correctly.... except that damn slap of his ^^

PS: Dont do it like this guy though XD

[Greeneyeskater93]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[iceman2721]

for more effective techniques look up wrist control

[1234deedeeramone]

this was fuckin funny as hell xD

[DnjnHadouken]

LMFAO! I love how he runs away looking guilty as if he were the criminal

[xyzagent]

Right! @ VERO, but thats exactly the point =). beeing able to defend yourself means, remember this technniques ;)

[VERO72469]

LOL This guy is hilarious!!!

These moves are great and all but when your actually in a

fight it happens so quick and you don't even remember these techniques!

It takes more than just watching this video to defend yourself!!

[Mikes1800]

Ah hahahahahahaha this was hilarious! Like a drunk idiot harassing you in a bar would even feel any of this LOL

[seljeks]

Major style points to the epic fighting skills. lol

[NDulge1]

IMPEACH THE LEACH. That's your best defense.

[kri55py]

Now i am prepared to take on the world. And rule it with an iron,elbow,fist,head,eye poking fingers.

[INSULTMANFROMEBAUMS]

Bas Rutten is way better.

[MacMurLady]

Boop, I just touched the face=D I am with Broadstar on this... (BiG smile) this video just made my day! Boom! Rear Head Butt followed with a Groin Slap...Boom!

[Broadstar]

xD oh this just made my day lol

[abcgefp]

...This guy is no Bas Ruten! STAP IN DA LIVER. DE HEEAAADBUTT!

[TheAnodyneSea]

dude wtf. poor carlos.

[aghiarasberry]

"boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!!!!!"

[Adammusicny]

ahahaha

[alienbuddiesfosho]

fucking hillarious!

[muyzi1]

poor carlos

[wildboyz322]

this guy is on crack for sure

[turbominivan60]

Glock 27 is street safe

[kirbylee57]

Im not sure if any of those things he did would work as easy as shown in this guy's video. I have had a few fights in and out of a ring, and if you touch most any guys face I know of the way he did, they will touch your face hard. He might be tough , and he might be half puss, but he better not be letting people go off thinking its as easy as he says. Who is this zipped up hot rod anyway?

[laserbyte]

@kirbylee57 dude, i dun understand why u can hit someone in the face with a helmet on lol

[drogoscg1]

But what happens when the assailant messes with your bad 1980's hair????

[DoWorkSon714]

love how he says BOOM BOOM

[jimbo200615103009]

i got it!!!! so i have ti use helmet right?

[shaunzio]

Carlos is such a bitch

[m3n3t3k3l]

This is pure gold. EIT never fails to deliver.

[zapstrung]

Why learn how to fight with ballz if you end it by running like a bitch? Chuck Norris would never condone this.

[randomgai1234]

@zapstrung He is assuming you're not an asshole who wants to go around fighting with people. He is attempting to teach you how to get out of trouble. The best way to do that is to get the fuck out of the situation asap. If you want to sit there and slug it out with a guy you're not going to be doing this shit anyway. I don't think anyone is going to be doing this shit either way.

[crixxxxxxxxx]

RUN AWAY!!!!!

[HappeninRecords]

Dude is like a real life Steve Brule. He follows every instruction with a "Why didn't you already think of this?" expression.

[arcarulez]

CARLOS GAVE ME A KNEECAP

*GRUNT*

So i took it

[daffyphack]

woop!