Terminally Unemployed - Comedy Time

[azbrazilian]

you can lubricate dez nuts....

[SK371]

looks like Andy Botwin from weeds

[ELBlove7]

so true lol

[gnetikjakhammer]

it's funny because it's true. Who the hell do these employers think they are by asking you every little detail about your life. Just hire me and give me some damn money! ESPECIALLY for those little 10 dollar an hour jobs.

Get the fuck off your high horse you idiot and stop denying people from making a living.

[velvetkissesxoxox]

@gnetikjakhammer begging for a 10 dollar an hour job here!

[gnetikjakhammer]

@velvetkissesxoxox no you uneducated moron. Re-read it. I'm not asking for a job....i already have one WHILE going to school for a degree in engineering.

What have you done with your life?

[velvetkissesxoxox]

@gnetikjakhammer actually i was just commenting on how 10 dollar an hour jobs are hard to find in this economy in america even for someone who is well educated ... and i personally work my ass off for my 8.74 an hour, while raising a family, try not to accuse others of being uneducated when you do not know who has BA. thank you and enjoy your comedy now

[gnetikjakhammer]

@velvetkissesxoxox you're right, i apologize. I read your comment wrong. Good luck with life, I know its tough out there.

[velvetkissesxoxox]

@gnetikjakhammer thank you and you as well

[night1y]

@velvetkissesxoxox T.M.I.

[dannyyyyj]

hahahah that was rad. sweet ending

[TebooTedMarshall]

This guy is not funny at all.

[OscarLimaMike]

I always answer the mental midget fuckwads that ask that question one way. "Well, I would have to say that if anything my main weakness is being too good at what I do, I know I should tone my work ethic down but it seems to be beyond my reach to do so... so I'll just have to settle for being perfect for now.

[harryfmk]

Nicely done!

[TheCrabstick]

That fucking sucked

[nacho862]

jokes..

[nacho862]

you suck like shit. i think my farts are funnier

[LA3226]

LOL...agreed

[luvcomedy123]

Love Jay Malone

[ErikJoeNoise02]

quite true actually ;;; i liked him

[saskchic1011]

To frickin funny!! to funny!!

[onehugsyguy]

Very funny.

[moteintheeye]

Why is this the third time it showed up in my subscriptions?

[NeoKal]

@moteintheeye

Yeah it showed up about three times in my subscriptions too. I'm like "Hey, gtfo!" so I watched it again. Maybe it'll stay away now :]

[magiclydlcious]

hahhaaha, my weakness is vocabulary!

he's adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LuisFelipeGD1978]

sadly being there lol

[azndude3600]

Great jokes by him!

[fanmanabc]

so ture...so true

[Watchout4Avalanches]

I'm awesome at life.

[betumene]

job interviews suck. they always act like you are going to get the best job in you life, " are you ambitious?" are you a hard worker", whats are you goals in life", questions that you get for a job where you have to sit in chair and lubricate things all day...

[wildbloodydragon]

hahaha yeah, so true.

[spentfromnz]

Lubricating things sounds like fun.

[rooflee]

@betumene Wow, I could actually get paid for sitting in my chair lubricating it all day?

[betumene]

@rooflee Yes, but it pays badly

[jrg305]

@betumene If you were a candy bar, what kind of candy bar would you be and why? If you were a cereal, what kind would you be? I've had both of these STUPID questions and I didn't get either job. I don't eat fucking candy bars because I'm not a fat ass like you. A funny kids cereal response is not the same as what you actually eat...like GoLean for the protein content or something...

[P3AC3OUT1995]

@jrg305 You didn't get the job because they were fucking with you ._.

[night1y]

@betumene Lubricating things? Are you some sort of fluffer?

[jay7sa]

that was good

[CodeXero]

lol

[Cavetroll100]

That was great. Standup all the way!!

[gryphonBLACK]

i lol'd

[darkdestiny0002]

Awesome XD

[KingSawyer313]

ahah nice... he is good!

[wanqwer]

third

[wanqwer]

fail

[wildbloodydragon]

Turd?

[slyfoxrocks]

LOL - awesome!

[ky2k4]

second!!!!!!

[ceeceearia]

first!