-911 Operator. What's your emergency, sir?- pause -I'm Dave.- lightly shakes head -What's your emergency... Dave?- ROFLMAO!!!!! Oh man, don't know what makes it so funny. So simple humor and too awkward for the one who answers. I gotta try that while ordering some food or something. LOL! Hope I never find myself calling 911.
Thank you for the memories, I love this show. I think I was 10, maybe somewhat older. No way older than 13, though. Thanks again.
"Now throw the apple. Hehehehe" lmao
shagohod666 3 months ago in playlist titus
I will follow your plan Titus :D
InsanityIsBliss07 5 months ago
dave
cow
you supposed to MOOOOOOOOO and they react?
MichaelHansenFUN 8 months ago
@MichaelHansenFUN Don't know But I can try to the theory....I live in North Carolina
METALGEARMATRIX 7 months ago
Get out of the car!...BAM...Get out of the street!
Sonkles 9 months ago
Hermaphroditic drag queen in a bunny suit. XD
jaydedjen110 1 year ago
I know why Moe is always mad.
Rensune 1 year ago 2
I love how out of all of this crazy crap, Titus is the only one keeping his cool. He's such a badass
Netherwolf6100 1 year ago
Dave, Cow.
ArodWingfoot 1 year ago
"a glock 9 holds 17 bullets is that we've come to"
"i piss you off in traffic and you need 17 bullets"
"can wait to bring a baby into a world like that"
so true
Hyan36 1 year ago 7
look at how big the cellphone is
Floetry30 1 year ago 3
-911 Operator. What's your emergency, sir?- pause -I'm Dave.- lightly shakes head -What's your emergency... Dave?- ROFLMAO!!!!! Oh man, don't know what makes it so funny. So simple humor and too awkward for the one who answers. I gotta try that while ordering some food or something. LOL! Hope I never find myself calling 911.
Thank you for the memories, I love this show. I think I was 10, maybe somewhat older. No way older than 13, though. Thanks again.
nina5427 2 years ago 6
people can log on to your ass....there is a daves ass chatroom because of dad
classic lol
Aron316 2 years ago 7
"I'm gonna die without a father. Dad's gonna be an orphan"
lmao. I love Dave.
Snogawaga 2 years ago 35
"where are you on I-5?"
"Somewhere between Mexico and Canada"
ROFL!
LillyIvy 2 years ago 33
lol dave cow was the funniest part and when he made the noise
leeerocks 2 years ago 11
thanks for upload.
Tururutata 2 years ago
Mooooooooooooooooo
JunkMonkey4 2 years ago 6
Mooooooooo
god4prez 3 years ago 3
Dave cow
where?
kalishiva18 3 years ago 12
that was the best episode of titus.
novelld 3 years ago
@novelld Es uno de los mejores pero no creo que sea el mejor. El de Pendulum o el de Amy's Birthday se la pelean.
kaichan01 1 year ago
Dude Titus is THE funniest show ever!!!! thx 4 the upload man.
xSolraccarloSx 3 years ago 7
"I'm going to throw a apple at him!" LOL!!!!
XxGenRicxX 3 years ago 8