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  • Its soft-core now!

  • oh shit ! he gonna eat this pour grannies ...

    świnie i grzyby za kółkiem > go fook yourself far away from streets

  • What a pimp hahaha

  • 'New Top Gear'? Hahahaha fuck off you fat shit.

  • RX-7 Bottle Opener

  • Russ Swift is a legend. I shook his hand and said "i watched you on Top Gear car football".

  • good man. seems really nice to grannies

  • does this fat guy remind anyone from the gay guy on modern family

  • @bmwbears159 Aha! Cameron!

  • He's flirting aswell, how bad can you get?!

  • with this fat guy, looks like a program for children!

  • hahhahaha

    v

  • "It won't smell of ginger biscuits and sponge cake it'll be BURNING RUBBER". 2:05

  • whos this guy on top gear??!

  • @Vauxhall94 still prefer james may

  • He seems a bit to friendly to the old ladies. Just a little too friendly

  • i wouldve thought that Jason Dawe would have won the doughnut challenge, he looks like homer simpson

  • People, stop being mean to this guy. Okay, he's not what we're used to, but actually he's not a bad presenter. Also, I'm sure people felt the same way when James May replaced him. And who cares if he's fat? There are much fatter people in the world, and your weight is just a very small factor. He seems like a nice guy and that's what counts. Rant over.

  • lol press 5

  • Hammond has really let himself go....

  • keep pressing the number 4 ;)

  • WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

  • Joy=Gilf

  • who the hel is that at bloke?? where's jeremy and all them?

  • @PHSYCOPATH92 he ate them all!!!!

  • clarksons got fat

  • hes the guy who james may replaced, no need to panic

  • WHO THE FUK WAS THAT!?!

  • New top gear. No more of the three great ones?

  • He looked happy when he said "doughnut" parking lol

  • this isnt top gear its shit

    

  • who the hell are these people (then men , not the grannies)

  • @wildbuttrue The guy teaching the grannies is just some random handbrake man, the presenter is Jason Dawe who presented with Jeremy and Richard in the first series before he was replaced in 2003 by James May.

  • @jackotheripper thanx

  • So this proves what..? That old people can drive fast in a straight line and take instructions from a guy in the passenger seat? lol. I still will never believe that all old people can drive.. Mainly because of all the times I've almost been hit by them. And the 2 accidents I witnessed because of them. And the one that actually DID hit me. So.. Yeah. Old people should be given driving tests every 5 years. Just sayin . Well hell, EVERYONE should have to. There are too many shitty drivers.

  • whats wrong with fifth gear...? Its not top gear thats whats wrong with it!

  • Cant imagine my granny doing this. :S

  • mini cooper is now mini chopper

  • mini copper is now mini chopper

  • I figured he would be the star of the donut challenge.

  • Is there a new top gear presenter? I doesn't seem firmiliar to me

  • is this the top gear when it was old and had that fat guy in it?

  • my grandad can do that as well XD

  • where is hammond?

  • I am so glad that fat guys not on topgear anymore

  • to skip the ads 0:01

  • WHO THE FUCK IS THAT FAT GUY

  • wtf

  • Some say he was in fact the berlin wall, others that he is the reason for congestion charging in London, All we know is, he's called the pig.

  • @martin312312312 no, just no

  • @martin312312312 win win win. even if you ripped that off someone else. it's hilarious!

  • LOL! This was cute!

  • burning rubber... haha, got it

  • cool!

  • To all my brother mexicans: stop taking the recent Top Gear´s jokes about us so seriously. It was not the England people who offended us, just three dudes in a TV show. Everything that promotes hate between two countries is not good. Furthermore, I wish it was true that I had the time to stare at a cactus and fell asleep. Mexicans have to work hard to put food on the table. Gee, I even wish it was true that we still had the cactus! most of our fields have been destroyed by "civilization"!

  • In the description it says:

    Starring: Jeremy Clarkson Richard Hammond James May.

    Tís lies

  • Panda!!!!

  • im so clad they got rid of that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • British top gear - Eminem

    American top gear - Lady Gaga

    Astralian top gear - Justin Bieber

  • @180hotshot So what you're trying to say is that every Top Gear sucks? Not the British top gear.

  • @dcheat not sucks just not as good and will never be as good.

  • Was that the lite programm?

  • omg this episode would of been funnier if james jermy and hammond were doing it

  • Thank you james may for replacing the fat man

  • How do you call a pedofile-like person who likes old people instead of kids. 

  • i wish my grandma do that

  • 0:01

  • Who the fuck is this. Thumbs up is you pressed the button Top Gear Hand break!

  • @Lamborghini173

    This is Jason Daw, the current top Gear's first co-presenter with Jezza and Hamster. He left after Season 1 to be replaced by Captain Slow.

  • the fat guy turn on on a Grannies

  • Pay attention to how much he is cuddling with the grannies

  • Did anyone else think this is what he was thinking?

    "I may be a fat bastard, but if I'm overly nice and hug these grannies somewhat inappropriatly, perhaps one will want me. Afterall they haven't seen a dick since WW2."

    /creeped out.

  • @bersaba That was the filthiest thing i have ever thought of!

  • @bersaba

    Ah c'mon, he's not bad.

  • We need Captain Slow!

  • are there fuckin adverts on every video now? so sick of it.

  • BORING...ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

  • i bet he was boinking all of them backstage.

  • @MACKYDELICIOUS fuck you, i know can no longer achieve errection.

  • @bokprop420 ur comment was a total cracker..its so hillarious it just livened up me mood mate.... :D

  • THEY SHOULD DO GRANNIES DRIFTING WITH rally car

    OMFG! : P

  • Fat ass presenting skills are weak.

  • The fat guy talks so condescendingly, it seems like he's talking to children...

  • lennic95: The fat guy talks so condescendingly, it seems like he's talking to children...

    He is getting *paid* to talk condescendingly to the women. The entire show is built on the premise that it is hilarious that an old woman could, or would even want, to lay donuts or handbrake park. The show does not break the granny stereotype; it reinforces it. Up next, Top Gear's Fat Man Driving Challenge, hosted by Granny Gearhead: "And now let's watch some stupid fat slobs try to squeeze into a Mini!"

  • i like old people who can have fun-they live longer; i will be the same!

  • Jason Dawe is awesome. Just not Top Gear material. More like Fifth Gear really.

  • @Vauxhall94 Fifth Gear? A load of rubbish now...

  • @Vauxhall94 What's wrong with 5th gear?

  • @Vauxhall94 lol god damn that is an insult

  • @Vauxhall94 did jeremy and richard work with him ?

  • The fat guy could be a good presentor but he's just in the wrong program. He doesn't fit the Top gear style.

  • I dont think Jason Dawe is that bad to be honest.

  • Very optimistic, have to try something like that with my grandpa ;]

  • Jason Dawe is the fat bloke.. xD

    

  • Lol 1:45, its too damn stereotypical, an old british woman on a racetrack... with a cup of tea :P

  • He's more of a childrens presenter

  • whos the Fat bloke?

  • the fat guy likes older people.

  • It's funny... James May is known as, well, "James May",

    and old porker here is known as "fat guy", "fat panda", and "fat fucker".

    I doubt anyone knows his name...

  • @chewyRite2 I doubt he has one... xD jks

  • No wonder that morbidly obese fuck got fired. He cant fit into sports cars lol!

  • The fatty there has about as much British humour in him as a Sauerkraut, I mean no wonder they got May for the job!

  • i think id prefer to take a ride with the grannies than michael schumacher xD

  • the fat guys into old people

  • Grannys > James May

  • fat fucker here was getting stuck rite into the grannies

  • hmmm he seems far to happy compared to what the challenge is, also very handsie :S conclusion-he is rather scary

  • who likes mushrooms,the fat panda host does!!!

  • Captain Slow beats Captain Pork Pie anyday...

  • fifth gear is better, real drivers - not journalists

  • @6Camel6Finger6 Top gear is the best because its funnier

  • who the hell's fatso there?

  • if u wanna know the fat guy is jason he came before james may in 2002 series

  • this guy is a fat-fuck. he sucks

  • way more people like this top gear, as you can tell by how many people are there watching it... they probably just went to laugh at the fat guy. HE'S JOLLY LIKE SANTA!!!

  • that guy is way too happy.

  • this isnt top gear?!?!?!

  • Who is that fat guy?

  • why couldn't they teach some hot chicks how to do that stuff instead... lame...

  • host is a retard

  • he probably fucks them

  • damn those are some sexy ladies

  • 1:35 WTF?? look at the granny in pink! haha

  • "When you enter that car park it won't smell of ginger biscuits and sponge cake...it'll smell of my fat body burning at the stake"

  • @Sessioner11 LOL! That, sir, is excellent.

  • The presenter is Jason Dawe - He's a motoring journalist. The way the show's been edited doesn't do him any favours, but it does make you realise how good James May is and how far the show's come as a whole since this first season.

  • whose the presenter?

  • i dont care the british are sick hahahah

    best sence of humor

  • That guy had balls sitting in the car with the grannies when they did that

  • who is that fat guy?

  • @MrCianbrennan Pressenter b4 James May i think

  • where is jeremy and hammond  they coulda done this at least 10x better : P

  • That presenter is shit

  • jesus christ he was fuckin terrible............

  • Why is this fat cunt on top gear?

  • coz this was the 1st series james may replaced him

  • lol the fat guy seems to like old people....

  • @joshierawlz definatly an edipus complex

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  • @joshierawlz Every one enjoys the company of an old person. why? because old persons are not ment to HANDBRAKE PARK AND SUCCEED. it makes us man feel bad about ourselves. the fat guys angry face is just hidden under his cheeks.

  • @DBNskiller Your thought process is very disturbed. I would like to study someone like you someday.

  • @joshierawlz I like old people too. They are very wise and I connect with them well. I have an old personality, as does my girlfriend.

  • @joshierawlz

    Awh c'mon now, not he's not, he's guy a jolly o'l dude.

  • @joshierawlz ur parents teach u to be nice to old people? there's no harm in that !

  • ah a classic top gear before mr may came along. he just didnt work on top gear, didnt work with the other 2 as much

  • who's this guy actually

  • he sucks!!!!!

  • lol that guy is way toooo nice

  • That host seems so gay.

  • @allstate68rt

    i know right thats what i was thinking and then i saw ur comment lol.

  • patronising cunt, good idea for a challenge, but I know why they got James May now.

  • @Snagprophet I don't think he's patronising, I really think Jason's just nice and supportive.

    But I still see why they got May - this may sound ridiculous, but I think Jason smiled too much and doesn't really fit on group pictures (no pun intended XD)

  • Hope im still as nimble as Sadie in my ol age!!! LOL

  • top gear is the best show ever

  • theres summat really funny bout handbrakin garnnies

  • that guy is ridiculously patronising.

    i would rather watch a chess tutorial than this shithouse...

    top gear now is just untouchable - great stuff.

  • James,Richard,Jeremy = Best

    That's all i can say.

  • @iRepBtown I could not agree more !

    im not gonna watch top gear anymore why do they ruin every show i like :(

  • @NarowAR07

    lol

  • @NarowAR07

    Lol, you do realise that this is an old, old, old Top Gear episode right?

  • yeah but at first i thought that this was new hahahhaha xD just a missunderstoodness :D sorry for crappy english but atleast im trying ;D

  • Haha, yeah there's no way the BBC would replace Jezza, Captain Slow and Hamster. Your English isn't crappy, only "misunderstanding" but it's fine apart from that. :D

  • the fat fuck sucked

  • Jason Dawe defines boring in a different new level. He's slower than captain slow! If I wanted entertainment, I would rather read the bible. Good thing they replaced him with James May or Top Gear could've lasted two seasons. Even Top Gear Australia's first season was better than him. He hosts the show like it was Math Class.

    Though If I'd learn precision driving as a kid, I would be one hell of a driver when I go old.

  • New crew is much better that guy is too nice

  • Just look at the audience's faces, they are simply being bored to death. Compare that to what it would have been like if the current crew was presenting this.

  • My god this is terrible to watch without the regular crew

  • james may legend this guy is a douche

  • Who is The Fat Dude???????????????????

  • @PhilMonStarz That's Jason Dawe. He appeared in season one with Jeremy and Richard. James May replaced him in Season 2.

  • my god this guy is awful!

  • who the hell was that fat hot dog man?

    who is the fat man?