Conquistador Coffee Campaign

[Jemmer1000]

S Frog, sir...

[Jaeger7793]

@Jemmer1000 Shut up!

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

Eric is best python!

[bencheshire]

Very unhappy. In fact, he's shot himself.

[TheDakotaLad]

thumbs up if you...SHUT UP!

[omnw123]

Cleese is always the stern man behind the desk.

[depilejuwh27]

i love Eric Idle! anyway john cleese is the best when he says "shat up!"

- "No, no not a joke, a sales campaign"

-"The owner is hiding in the bathroom, (shot) the owner WAS hiding in my bathroom"

[Darmenthal]

27 dislikes? How does that work?

[Tasterisonfire]

@Darmenthal it's the family of the owner of conquistador instant coffe

[Darmenthal]

@Tasterisonfire Ah, that makes sense. Thank you for clearing things up.

[bbar84]

这个是我的朋友夫先生. 我姓赵.您贵姓?

hahaha :)



[megamarsvin]

@bbar84 Pretty cool how accurate it is, I always used to think it was gibberish back in the day xD

[Nocon6]

LOL i just realized he came in through the window

[drpinto28]

@TheLuella14 we all do now, no one knows when a joke is a joke and when an insult is and insult so we all need insult signs and joke signs

[MenwithHill]

When I want this sketch and I don't remember his name, I ask Google "S. Frog".

And it works.

[cosmoKramer123456789]

First time i have seen John Cleese smile 0:40, too bad the Terminator has a better smile then him ;D

[KendoSF13]

And now, for something completely different.

[Maphysto]

And now for something completely diffpletelydiffpletelydiffplet­elydiffpletelydiffpletelydiffp­letely

[robaronin]

This is the censored version of this sketch. Before broadcast, a line was edited out right ater Cleese is at the plunging line chart - "Finally, these tasteless references to leprosy and terminal cancer." The edit comes at 1:56, which you can see as Cleese goes instantly from standing at the chart to taking his seat.

[dawoool]

@robaronin What was the line taken out?

[dharmaseed]

@dawoool 'Cancer' was apparently considered offensive. There was another sketch where they mentioned 'cancer' and it was changed to 'gangrene'. That's the only thing I can glean, perhaps it was due to Mary Whitehouse.

[kenfig]

S Frog Sir

[robaronin]

@kenfig Shut up!

[tvc18]

Dropsy, hard pad, the clap and athlete's head

[loqutor]

Here's my Chinese: Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai!

[kemshead]

27 people shot them self

[quizmaster85]

@kemshead Badly?

[DavyDeckwalker]

@quizmaster85 No, extremely well. *Opens window to show 27 dead people*

[quizmaster85]

@DavyDeckwalker Holds up JOKE sign to prove your point :)

[llamawalrus]

Cleese is actually reading chinese, he says "This is my friend Fu Zheng Zhang. My name is Gao, what's your name?"

[wwwocls]

Conquistador Instant Leprosy.

[ThomasJAckerman]

I love Eric's sheepish smirk as he's reminded of the "vomit" ad campaign, as if he's thinking "Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that one."

[KHdude3120]

You've got to wonder if they ever mess up due to laughing at their own jokes...

[Diljabar]

Finally these tactless references to leprosy and terminal cancer…

[kuwabara117]

S. Frog sir

Shut up!

[kell1425]

i havent stoped laughing since i posted this comment.

[CrimsonToast]

@kell1425 That is a rather confusing comment. Therefore I love it.

[LoneWolfVideos1]

27 people are leading bad coffee campaigns

[Isrieri]

This is why Python is the best: in ONE sketch they made a joke about corporate suicide, corporate murder, corporate bungling, sales campaigns, shutting up, stupidity, nepotism, and jokes in general. Moreover they did it all with the word JOKE interspersed throughout and a clever bit where Eric came in through the window.

3 minutes and twenty one seconds WELL SPENT.

[jambo804]

"s. frog sir"

"SHUT UP!"

[teencomment]

I love all of the letter-based puns in this sketch!

[biggles1111]

Absolutely hila-hila-hila-hila-hila-hilar­ious!

[DarkRubberDucky]

I always like their little odd entrances. Makes me smile. And that John always seems to shout "SHUT UP!"

[snipperbes]

Conquistador Coffee: Giving a new meaning to the word Vomit.

[deathdrake1]

The owner WAS hiding in my bathroom.

"Joke"

[FRMariposa]

I need a "JOKE" sign. None of my coworkers seem to get it.

[ashoftomorrow]

@FRMariposa (or your jokes just aren't very good)

[spectrum99122]

Don't you hate fast food places.... our local Dominos has started dressing up its staff in pizza boxes and making them stand by the main road traffic lights looking like complete pillocks. How hateful is that.

[joshaf26]

As soon as Eric comes in through the window, you know something silly is about to happen.

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

I'll never stop laughing at this. It just goes to show how screwed-up I really am.

[AIAEntertainment]

Monty Python ftw. And you 25 wankers can go get instant leprecy.

[Teflon65]

Possibly my favorite Monty Python sketch.  The jokes come rapid fire.

[loqutor]

@Teflon65 The *holds up sign* jokes, Frog?

[Yermog]

The managing director came to see me this morning. He's very unhappy with your campaign. Very unhappy. In fact he shot himself.

[Shangha1d]

Free dead dog with every cup.

[quizmaster85]

A JOKE?

No, not a JOKE, a SALES CAMPAIGN.

[MrIdleismyIdol]

I love how John doesnt even ask how Eric got in in the first place....He just gives this "Anyway.." eyebrow thing XD

[Tprinces]

and thus, "for the lulz" was born.

[pocketlint60]

*COMMENT*

[bagpipersmom]

-why Frog?

-S. frog

-Shut up!

[AIAEntertainment]

@bagpipersmom YES.

[sk8erkid2007]

"the owner is hiding in my bathroom *pew* the owner was hiding in my bathroom"  ~lol

[liamnaruto]

nevermind

[liamnaruto]

0:39 i don't get it dead joke

foot joke

[xbrianmayniacx]

"no, extremely well" :P

Quick punchy lines like that add so much more fun to these sketches. :)

[00WolfSpirit]

Eric and John are amazing. I love this clip. And it reminds me of hor horrible I am at work. (I work at McDonalds... someone asked me what is in the smoothies.. I replied 'sugar, sugar, more sugar, some high fructose corn syrup, and preservatives'. Lol

Eric is so very cute in this lol. But then again when isn't he?

[Teflon65]

@00WolfSpirit No Spam???

[00WolfSpirit]

@Teflon65 ha.. .there's a little spam to but we have to be careful or the vikings will come

[docdon100]

@00WolfSpirit 

[Brzozka]

@hello123423hi

Indeed it is!

[Brzozka]

Thats Torbay at the end!!!

[Applefan1995]

I would like to taste the new meaning of vomit...

[avenger1984]

What the hell is "escgrog"? He keeps saying that.

[loqutor]

No, he says "S. Frog", as that's his name.

[MarijnvdZaag]

YouTube seriously lacks some specific rating tools. Clicking 5 stars for every single video on channels like this is so much work :(

[JieyjiknretRulez]

That mountain-place looked like a place a hobbit would live!

[marinerockkid]

What exuse can you possibly make!!...... sorry father LOL

[fishdeschois]

The titles skipped like a broken record in this episode too! :-D

[Yinyangdragon15]

the owner is hiding in my bathroom "bang" the owner was hiding in my bathroom

[myworld17]

HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF!!!! utter genius. i wish i was born a couple decades earlier to enjoy this in its full glory.

[drahoop]

I know now we'll never see new Python.

[Maxurai2222]

Love the "Joke" sign.

[MattiasXL]

LOL, you can see a mattress at 0:50 (one that the 'secretary' falls on). BOING! :D

[Cheungiie]

haha true. i just saw it. nice spotting.

[servantofLoviatar]

"A free dead dog with every jar."

Haha.

[JCDentonCZ]

No one expects the Spanish Advertisement Campaign I guess. ;)

[MattiasXL]

Craving some Conquistador Instant Leprosy.

[thephantombutterfly6]

oh no, they didn't move the desk to the meadow, it grew there naturally

*joke*

[RobTheBuilder]

I work in advertising and I assure you I have seen worse.

(Not a Joke)

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@RobTheBuilder Like the sexy tampon commercials?

[cyberlives2]

And now for something completely different..

LOL

[VoidKeeper]

they moved a desk to the middle of a meadow, just to do that small clip XD that's friggin dedication :P

[lordofzaptherapy]

Comedy at its best. I will miss Monty Python. Kudos to everyone involved with it. John Cleese Micheal Palin. Everyone. A job well done.

[spoddie]

Conquistador Coffee doesn't seem to be available anymore ....

[Novazi74]

Fire you?! Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt what what what could you possibly say what excuse, could you possibly make??!!

Sorry father (shows JOKE sign).

[psykoosi]

Cleese's smile kills me! :---D

[F2L4Life]

S. Frog sir.

[kanyehater99]

Shut up!

[tenaciousghost]

only said two words in chinese at the beggining

[Gubbywubby]

no, he actually said a few sentences.

[tenaciousghost]

youre right he did it makes no sense though he said that his name is no problem

[khatholic]

Instant Leprosy... as opposed to the older brand of leprosy that you had to prepare with non-included ingredients in a oven, New Istant Leprosy can be mixed with water and whipped up in a microwave.

[PrudenceNumberNine]

Real men wear pink.

[Jordanx67]

There's a "conquistador coffee" in Infamous, a video game for the ps3

[Foozlethegreat]

well now u know where the game got the name

[billybobjoebob123]

What's with the joke signs?

[Bankai4tailLuffy]

They wanted to break the 4th wall

[thejonarchy]

I think they broke all the walls in that set, and quite literally.

[Filipalien]

Monty Pythons trademark is their completely random sense of humor

[revilo314]

They're there to warn you in case you were hard of hearing and were worried they might be about to murder you in cold blood and dance on your grave.

[Gorboduc]

No, not a joke; a sales campaign.

[ccc771]

yes ill have some Conquistador Coffee please !

[Bankai4tailLuffy]

LOL

[brabbosc]

Instant leprosy

[teencomment]

Notice all the name puns.

[Novazi74]

They certainly do know the name - the burned the factory down and the owner is hiding in my bathroom!

(gunblast)

The owner was hiding in my bathroom!

(pulls out the 'JOKE' sign)

[Finnishbastard]

Talk about skeletons in closet...

[savethepolarbears13]

Shut up haha funny!

[savethepolarbears13]

SHUT UP!

[kelsey1131]

honk!

[gorilaspray]

honk!

[TheMiksi]

and he's very unhappy. Very unhappy... infact he shot himself

xD

[M1903A1]

Badly, sir?

[Aq7x8912]

Honk!!!

[JoRoFro]

Hooters. Great big ones!

[harpomarx42]

Honk honk!

[michaelpister]

Simple sort of syllabic sentiment. Probably. Honk.

[MrCellodude]

honk

[INVADERofSTUPIDthing]

Honk!

[ChargedProductionz]

honk?

[catrulerofdeath]

umm.... what's with these comments?

[SillyComments]

why are absolutely all comments on this page (including mine) completely and utterly irrelevant?

[PandiiMan]

Bitter cookies.

[GameDocumentaries]

nice chinese!

[shojotokio]

woaa on dirai la voix de soan!!! mais c'est la voie de SOAN!!!

[mnmlovesyou7]

HONK!

[JAVAGOIL]

HONK if you love Eric!

[FlippyDipstor]

honk

[Rooandgustavarebored]

honk?

[HerrWozzeck]

HONK!!!

[SillyComments]

where's the pleasure in that?

[oddcircumflex]

My fav Python sketch. :D

[ImaginaryNightshade]

it's supposed to be like that. it's a joke. first the grammophone blocked, then the camera did.

[mgushulak]

--camera did. --camera did. --camera did. camera did. -- camera did....

[mrhook1943]

great sketch, but where's the cancer line?

[acinemajunkie]

where can I get a JOKE placard?

[drahoop]

make one

on cardboard

personally id buy one too

[rachmaninov46]

one of the really BEST!!! "JOKE"

[gusthelesswise]

Woo! Fingal's Cave by Mendelssohn. Great Piece. "Conquistador coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit"

Ingenious!

[Bassfiend567]

,,,,,SHUTUP.....

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

the chinese on the cover looks like a tv.

[bo0kw05m]

I love the sweater Eric is wearing :D

[Maphysto]

And now for something completely diffpletely difpletely difpletely different.

[kaoalex]

i thinks that means

"this is my friend FuChenCheng."

"My last name is Gao,and first name is * "

* should be two Chinese word to form one's first name

[WalkingRed]

You got the first part right.The second part is "My last name is Gao and your name is..?".

[onlyv6inojun]

that's right! he's accent quite good!

i can understant what he say, how cute*

[Pikatroid42]

Was that really Chinese at the beginning?

[ProtoZenon]

The words seem to be Chinese, just not spoken with a Chinese accent.

[Pikatroid42]

If so, then what does it mean? I get the feeling it would be funny if we knew.

[ProtoZenon]

Meh. My knowledge of Chinese words (from what my friend taught me) is too little to make out what he's saying.

I can only make out " * my friend *. I know that you * "

* denotes string of words I don't know.

Any Chinese speaking Youtubers here?

[why1so1serious1]

is there a chineees accent ??? seems really weard

[ProtoZenon]

No Chinese accent.

[why1so1serious1]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[railguns]

that means 'chicken'. in fortune-telling. one of the 12 animals respectively represent a month.

besides from 酉(yu), 鷄(gye) is more appropriate term to describe chicken in usual expression.

plus I think Cleese is just mumbling chinese-like gibberish.

Nice sketch anyway.

[Novazi74]

No worries friend, I know what it means. He was saying:

"Here is my friend Fu Xian Chow." "I need, all of your...."

[Pikatroid42]

Thanks!

[Novazi74]

I'm glad my mother tongue sure works sometime.

[Novazi74]

Ah, Fraud.

S. Frau......

Shut Up.

Why you would change the name Conquistador Instant Coffee, to Conquistador Instant Leprosy. Why Fraud?

Conquistador brings a new meaning to the word 'vomit'.

[firebreathone2]

That's excellent!

[DoctorPatient]

"It wouldn't be crunchy if we took the bones out, now, would it?"

Python's take on advertising has always been razor sharp and deliciously side splitting

[erinrose14]

i LOVE this stuf!!!!

[thebeautywithin678]

Awesome

[takineko]

"Conquistador" made me think of the Spanish Inquisition, which made me realize, it's not on your channel yet :0

[ConcorX]

thats because nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition!