Portal 2 at E3

[vgSp00fy]

okay gabe is kinda dum but Steam vs origin...... STEAM. EA SUCKS. FUCKING MONEY WHORING EA. MASS EFFECT 3 FIRST DAY DLC FUUCK *punch at the screen*

[domantux67]

gabe looks like that he is about to cry becuse everybody makes fun of him DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[CyberSlayer128]

Portal 2 on PS3 being the best on any console?....poor Gabe didn't foresee the PS3 network hack...

[lacedemoniangmail]

if i were in the crowd, you would hear me above everyone else shouting "FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!"

[jeeaaman]

gabe newell would get more respect if the steam wouldnt be such a piece of shit

[ScreamingAtOwls]

@jeeaaman: Don't use Steam. 

[ikiwyu]

click 6:00 for episode 3 trailer

[Kewld00d137]

@ikiwyu YOU BASTARD

[scott71785]

The voice of the chick in Portal 2 reminds me SO MUCH of the voice of "Val" from the reality show "Solitary"

[MrGamer8976]

when is half life 2 episode 3 coming out?

[AeroAtlas]

Gabe is a really cool guy. He knows that piracy isn't a price problem but a convenience problem cuz alot of times you can't go out and get something or its region locked, so he fights piracy not by making a stupid law like ACTA/SOPA/PIPA he makes his site more convenient. Genius and pretty funny based on this video.

[Billy1RBstudios]

lol imagine if it would be half life 3 instead of portal 2, fireworks and tons of screams and billion loud applauses

[SkyrimTutorials]

Portal 2 was going to be Released along side the Xbox -ps3 steam integration then Gabe ate the Xbox version

[DrawerWorthy]

@SkyrimTutorials Thats a good one..

[wopor333]

rock on gabe

[dom01ful]

i have a "you can't fit through a portal" joke...but i'm not gonna say it

oops..i just did

[coocoobumbum]

That was a BIG surprise.

get it

because he's

you know

youuu know.

[Aaron212444]

He always sounds like he's about to cry!

[xXXrayzerXXx]

gotta love gaben

[Janodoo]

just a bunch of american itiots in auditorium

[Gytax0]

@Janodoo What is an itiot?

[MyNameIsDuffmarn]

@Janodoo just another dumb foreigner who cant quite spell english correctly yet

[Janodoo]

PlayStation sucks, PlayStation players sucks, they yelling random vulgarism at Gabe

[Drarkere]

@Janodoo Learn some fucking english

[ImOnSteam]

what song is that at the end

[HalfLifeDiego]

Half life 3 Gabe!

[Loitumaholic]

0:34 OH GOD! He used the cover of darkness to appear right before our very eyes! Is Gabe Newell... A NINJA?

[tudythegangster]

Win

[AbsolutelyCharged]

If somebody is going to punch him repeatedly in the face... It would Gordon with his cowbar...

[EdwardTheTechGeek]

Coming to PS3, XBOX360, PC, AND MAC!

[theblackbull55]

lololol gabe said after the orange box is complete all they will do is focus on episode 3, what a load of crap!

Portal 2 LOL? and then cs global offensive EVEN MORE LOL!!!!!!!!!

fucking troll valve

[McNoobster1337]

0:46

Somebody yells You're a dick!

[CodGeronimo]

@McNoobster1337 Good job copying top comment.

[djdjukic]

Valve will put their differences with Sony beside them.

[Dungeons111]

@DSMD1991

Eats 25 cakes a day*

[FreeButtSex]

Got to give the man credit, he really knows how to work a crowd.

[Dungeons111]

Fatass

[sonicdsfan1]

@Dungeons111 gotta a problem?

[Grishnaak1st]

GabeN

After 7 hours of develepment my favourite class is a spectator.

[MrTobiaspbm]

yay! a firefighter truck!

[ACX352395]

Gabe and that red shirt lol...

[Joona1410]

E3?!?!?! WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NickoRules17]

2:11 :( :( :(

[imOweeen]

I LOVE GABE, what a boss

[ZiemniakEnterprise]

Shut up and take my money!

[LolitaSupreme]

Where's the forklift for Gaben?

[iTzWalruz]

GABEN

[JeffandBCProductions]

HA WTF NOW XBOX! WE GOT GABE NEWELL!!! (Although the XBOX does have Notch... MINECRAFT, COME ON THE PS3 NAO!!!)

[RockingItsShocking]

@JeffandBCProductions Every valve game has been on 360.... and PC has had Gabe for years. He's our god. PC forever.

[Sukoi49]

@RockingItsShocking you lowlife fuck...go fuckin suck his cock...

[RockingItsShocking]

@Sukoi49 excuse me

[MadhouseBox]

@JeffandBCProductions you do know this is him saying he's finally branching out to ps3, they weren't going to release it for ps3 just like l4d series

[ryuzaky77]

u guys are fucking dumb asses without gabe newell half life 1,half life 2 and other expansions was like playing a boring game and killing because you are bored u guys will never get where is gabe newell soo fuck off and u all suppose to eat shit for your shity comments >:O

[TheDragonrage25]

@ryuzaky77 What the fuck did you just say? Go back to grade school and learn some mother fucking punctuation.

[ryuzaky77]

@TheDragonrage25 stfu you gay dick sucker im romanian i dont know *English and punctuation in English* very good you jackass

[TheDragonrage25]

@ryuzaky77 umad?

[ryuzaky77]

@TheDragonrage25 nope not really 

[BenTennison16]

@ryuzaky77 you're an asshole sir! and a non-english speaking foreigner lol

[ryuzaky77]

@BenTennison16 i dont give a fuck for my english bitch soo fuck off the comment is old get over it noob

[MrWhite8800]

thx for portal 2... now,

WHERE THE HELL IS HALF LIFE EPISODE 3 ?!?!

[NonUploader55112]

@MrWhite8800 you mean half life 2 episode 2 part 2...... valve cant count to 3 XD

[MrWhite8800]

@NonUploader55112 lol half life 222 then XD

[alien16759]

THE EPISODE 3 IS A LIE

[SpicyHam]

I wanna poke him

[Spycrab1000]

PS3+Gabe Newell= >:(

[Assassinanic]

At 0:46 Someone yelled out "You're A Dick!".

[Rufuzz2]

@Assassinanic he must of been a PS3 guy who still didnt like the way Gaben use to dog on Sony.

[jojodu52fr]

@Assassinanic so  this man is pussy !

[Dana5760]

@MrChunkyMonkey79 no it's not, I heard it.

[MrChunkyMonkey79]

@Assassinanic it's more like 0:50

[nwhat31]

@Assassinanic na man he said "YO GABE"

[POUTANA2]

many tease him but he is a mastermind...

[HyperVegitoDBZ]

He's nervous as hell

[freelance759]

there should have been so many boos when u heard glados's voice. BRING ME HALF LIFE 3 MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

[besie0]

@freelance759 I want to have episode 3 first! They didn't finish Half Life 2 yet....

[freelance759]

@besie0 well i knowz i just made the assumption that they weren't making it in episodic format cuz it's taking forever, ya know? but we'll see in like 20 years.

[ACX352395]

Oh Gabe you fat fuck!!! stop making hats for tf2 and do some shit...

lol jokes, ur awesome Gabe.

[bucketofshrimp9897]

he looks sad

[RedSniper108]

If it wasnt for him we whould not have games like half life, tf2, L4D and yet some people still make fun of him....

[NonstopRam]

@RedSniper108 When Half Life 2 episode 3 gets release, people will think highly of him.

[newflatter]

@NonstopRam

After that, GAEBN U NO RELEASE HL3/HL4???

[dickcheese5150]

is it only me who thinks that he is about to have a heart attack the amount of heavy breathing

[KonigVonKrieg]

1:46 I think I was the only one to say BOO!

[LiVexReFlex]

@KonigVonKrieg nope i did too LOL

[gunnar045]

funny how gabe talk about trash on the ps3. now lols

[StepsFan4Life]

that dude PHAT

[OddworldCrash]

I'm proud of ya Gaben!

[tampusfe]

Portal 2 on PS3

Seriously?

[1994LSSM]

I bet you thought he was going to announce Half Life: Episode 3!

NOOPE! Gabe Testa!

[chillaxer1993]

hey look its peter griffin!

[WHATCANYOUDOWITHEVAN]

If that's the response to Portal 2 then I think that at least 2 people will die when they announce Episode 3 :D

[LUPIN90]

HI IM GABE NEWELL AND I WORK FOR VALVE..

I EAT AND THEY WORK.. LOT OF CALORIES

[Gruups]

@LUPIN90 idk why but i started to laugh very fucking hard and loud...

[NoShit12]

"Hi, i'm Gabe Newell and i work at Valve" - No Shit ?

[deadly840]

@NoShit12 Never assume everyone knows that and it isn't a must to know that.

[NoShit12]

@deadly840 u mad that everyone likes me ? :(...

[deadly840]

@NoShit12 Haha no I just knew that you were a pathetic kid using the typical phrases like no shit, u mad, ...

[NoShit12]

@deadly840 O RLY ? y0u l0s3 th3n ?

[deadly840]

@NoShit12 Haha, come on we're being very pointless right here. :o

[pilavinte]

I'm gonna KICK YOU IN THE FACE if you dont at least talk about Episode 3!

[Tanyu22]

i got goose bumb

[EIRIYUKILOVER4EVA]

<333333333

[TheSektorz]

I love his way of thinking, and he's probably the only person on stage who makes a joke and it's actually funny.

[Xaeleep]

@TheSektorz It's, RIIIDGE RAAACER! ;D

[ZiemniakEnterprise]

For science, you monster.

[RonnieRimjob]

@chickenzrkewl

That's because he's awesome.

[7headed1]

and now for Skyrim! ** Huge Crowd Roar**

[ChickenzRKewl]

He sounds like he's about to cry any second...

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

Big deal, Portal 2 is in PS3. If there were a next big thing for Steam, we should have Left 4 Dead and 2 for PS3!

[LuigiFan64]

@TylerMcNamerRULES Honestly, I REALLY wish this would actually happen.

[lLxJLxJl]

@TylerMcNamerRULES they suck ass

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

@lLxJLxJl who? what?

[NewInfosGames]

3:22 Thank you gay :))

[xMaximumPowerx]

Ps3 providing best social experience. Ha

[mt2oo8secondary]

@xMaximumPowerx Lol someone is jealous that PS3 version is better than XBOX

[TheRealFreeman1]

@mt2oo8secondary @xMaxImumPowerx

You're both fanboys I assume...

[mt2oo8secondary]

@TheRealFreeman1 Im not a fanboy, im a HATER :D

[TheRealFreeman1]

@mt2oo8secondary You're claiming the PS3 is better, yet they are almost equal to eachother. :I

[mt2oo8secondary]

@TheRealFreeman1 No im not claiming its better, i think they are equal. i just dont like xbox

[TheRealFreeman1]

@mt2oo8secondary Alrighty then.

[Fredo5227]

Gabe Newell deserves way more applause than that.

[SandvichFilms]

@Fredo5227 + I mean like, way more than that, cuz it was like... like nothing!

[DrifterMW]

@Fredo5227

this fucker dont deserve for anything WHERE THE FUCK IS HALF LIFE 3!!!

[SunnySaturnine]

@DrifterMW Shut the fuck up and be patient.

[mstl95]

@Fredo5227 I think people were stunned by the logo.

[TwoIdiotGamers]

@pechuguitadepavo because its Gabe Newell! :)

[Vicalliose]

Perhaps Steam should handle most of the online aspects of of Sony's next console. If Sony has them exclusively on their side they'll dominate the next console war. >:)

[15lambet]

thanks for the memories gaben!

[Jakkinator45]

@15lambet ? hes not dead

[WhiteHawkPROD]

gaben

[pandazatthedisco]

There's still no cake? :<

[pechuguitadepavo]

Why is he so adorable?! *-*

[1800yolk]

When Gabe types sudo make me a sandwich at work, he gets a fucking sandwich

[soberek]

Here's the true speech: Hi, I'm Gabe Newell, I rule the world, Valve and you. PS3 and XBOX360 still suck ass, Wii is nice, but my source engine looks totally shit on it. So Wii also sucks. I would like to stuff my dick in Sony's ass, and punch them in the face. Kevin butler is one hot queer. We're killing ourselves to force our model of gaming industry to everyone. I kill myself that it wasn't me who did WoW. Steam is going to rule PS3's ass. My (obvious) former employer Microshit can eat shit.

[MADcousinz]

3..2..1 surprise yay cake

[ImAllFact]

Impossible, that can't be Gabe Newell, must be a blue spy.

[DuxBL]

3:22 "Thank you GAY"

[iAmDeathSpank]

PS3 was the best version of Portal 2 because with the PS3 version, you get a free copy on your PC through steam.

[Kaine852]

@iAmDeathSpank I think PC Version was better control wise and you can make/mod maps (Not starting a war here)

[iAmDeathSpank]

@Kaine852 Yeah I guess so, but you get more out of your money with the PS3 version, because you basically get two games for the price of 1, and all the modding/custom maps with the PC version

[Kaine852]

@iAmDeathSpank Agreed.

[dkofthesky]

i saw this dude alot of times in youtube

and he always wearing this red shirt

lol

[diamont000]

Deploying surprise in 3...2...1...

SHOOP DA WOOP

[bobbyb373]

lol he ate humble pie horribly there ;D

[GreenReezyAlan]

its funny how valve cant count to 3 portal 2 team fortress 2 left for dead 2 half life 2...

[DjsamNo1]

@GreenReezyAlan

and dota 2 :D

[OPMcClellan]

@GreenReezyAlan Hahhaa, looks like they are going to have to count to three now >:)

[Rekuja]

Would have been 10000x better if it was Episode 3.

[StudioMinecraft]

@Rekuja Eh that game's ok. But I think Portal was a better choice. =)

[waddledee1000]

Woooooot Gabe Newell!

[ZiemniakEnterprise]

Deploying surprise in 3.. 2.. 1 *BOOM!* (Gabe Newell dead)

[keshaz12]

He's crying....

Sony punched him.

[Mariosonic2412]

Press 5 for achoo.

[LolBurgerShaafs]

GABEN

[mardfet]

Gabe Newell has forever changed gaming. That was the best announcement for a game in history! Thumbs up for Valve!

[biglippy36]

deploying surprise in 3..2..1.. *Portal 3 gets released and GLaDOS is mad*

Wheatley: umad?

[MrSparklehooves]

That was somewhat anti-climatic

[u7y8u7y8]

i was actually very disappointed in portal 2.

it had a great story and greater ending, but after you finish co-op and single-player, there's nothing left to do :l

[rbmadd]

@u7y8u7y8 the only part that sux, when you beat both campaigns

[Hajzza]

@u7y8u7y8 Yes there is. On the PC version you get infinite amount of custom maps. Even people who got it for PS3 can play them because PS3 version of P2 gives you a free PC version on it.

[iAmDeathSpank]

@Hajzza Wheredo you get the maps at

[Hajzza]

@iAmDeathSpank Just Google "Portal 2 custom maps"

[FireHax0rd]

Delaying surprise in 3..2..1.. "Episode 3"

[Lgamer222]

@thecreativeoneish

Well, Gabe once said that developing on the PS3 was "A complete disaster" and "A waste of time".

That's what he also meant by thanking Sony for NOT repeatedly punching him in the face.

[Strider449]

gabe is ganna cry because hes mc'donnalds fell on the ground

[fareedbakhit]

looks like this is his way of saying " i'm sorry about what i said to the ps3 "