Semen and Spider-Man

[LemonSliceUA]

God... this shit is to funny

[s0459882]

I know this isn't the point, but I would LOVE to cum on her face.

[Pzychosteve]

Meanwhile:

Peter Parker is searching his apartment

"Jeez where is my fucking mask?...Did i forget it by the bitch i gave a facial yesterday...goddamnit....

[reaperofbunnies]

my gf lets me cum on her face. . . .

[TheRevJonnyNemo]

LOL clap clap clap... ran a bit long, but I quite enjoyed it.

[TheEvsC]

Her verbal diarrhea would do better job on your dick :D

[EruIluvatar]

what's the name of the girl? does she have a youtube ?

[colton12344321]

hahaha this is really fuckin funny

[musicdork4ever]

LMFAO! "you're face is so pretty, it makes me want to ejaculate" xD

[dbrownd96]

i just wanna show you how much i love you with my jizz

[roostershoot]

this is like a scene from Clerks

[rephixphoto]

Hahhaha super funy

[Thesteveism]

hahahahaha 6:48

[jk0720]

is it just me or does the chick look like dewey from malcolm in the middle ?

[DoctorBenway101]

Penis-Pollock for the win

[JaredFury]

Its An Appreciatory Ejaculation haha Booyah.

[xAlyciaxx]

This is great! I love it!!

[BeyondBlissful]

LOL "So you love Spiderman more than you love me?"

"Fuck."

....

"Nooo I love you."

Funny video XD

[drockwoo]

Wow that guy really knows how to pick out a girlfriend huh? Crazy bitch.

[st4rk1ller]

Your dumbfuckedness! lol

Wow-Fuck this noise!

[No3225]

4:17 just listen to her,that is what they actually sell to people! like they grant ass the pleasure to fuck them!

people girls love sex like we do,maybe more

just listen to Alan Roger Currie | Mode One

[BUTTERNUTSballscock]

I.....want.....to cum.....on your face.

[EYESCUM]

hahaha... well written dialouge man. superfunny

[Sulvuss]

Haha. She says he's a retard and the things that come out of her mouth. Ah, you guys...and your ranting jokes x3

[The0ptimus]

God that girl is annoying, she cant understand that its just an urge guys have

[mcnik23]

cum agen?no just da one time -funniest line :)

[candyshit101]

the eye fetus thing was gross and

funny at the same time

[Zutara1235]

I know this was just a joke...But seriously, I don't get what' so hot about the topic they were discussing in the video.

Bascially I'm agreeing with what the girl was saying. Why do guys like or want to do that?

What's the point? It's certainly not pleasureable in any way for the girl...It's so gross.

[darthbandon10]

Each to their own. Some folk have feet fetishes, for example, personally I don't see the allure but meh.

[bigzzzxxx]

did she .leve u in real life

[RaileeLunaClaw]

I sense many nights of masturbation ahead for him. Just hope he has photos of her face. :D

[Bumbellbeeman]

hahahaha

[Bumbellbeeman]

hahhahaha

[jbeezyKFF]

Dick spitting

[jbeezyKFF]

Lol cock snot!! EPIC!

Dick Paste

And to be honest she is pretty cute

Man Icing

Big Eye Baby Monster

[junj03]

come again? no!! just one time,lmfao!!!

[MrBennyStoned]

That is fuckin epic man!!! I love ur vids, but this one is just hilarious. How come I haven't seen her in any of ur other vids?

[gulsz]

3:21 - "Killer looks".

[bububububak]

lol she's just hularious XD

[cameronklar1]

eye fetus lol

[cameronklar1]

lol

[xRapidDavex]

This skit lost me at about 3:00. How long do we seriously have to go on about this?

[southernblood47]

the best video ever

[The81Camino]

Oh my god! This is the funniest shit ever! I had a similar debate one time. Just not nearly as fucking epic!

[jodwhitfield]

she would make a great debater

[Golempire]

"Well they all seem to be a little more happy then that."

Lmao!!!

[kinglemons18]

eye baby monster lol

[TallNegro]

that's why you don't discuss things like that. wait til you're caught up in the moment and just go for it. if she says "

no", then just aim elsewhere...

[tyller77189]

ITS SPIDER MAN!

[6deep6cuts6]

lmao....dick paste...

[112d12d]

i want to cum on your face why..BECAUSE WE MEN WATCH PORN...XD

[Kamymoru1]

What asian movie poster is that on the wall? by the DVD's

EYEBABYMONSTER - not even possible, but still hilarious

IT"S SPIDERMAN!!!!

EL OH EL

[picklepower646]

dude thats gross haha still funny as hell

[LuhMayoProductions]

Winnie the Pooh shirt Winnie the Pooh shirt Winnie the Pooh shirt Winnie the Pooh shirt Winnie the Pooh shirt Winnie the Pooh shirt Winnie the Pooh shirt Winnie the Pooh shirt Winnie the Pooh shirt (:

[xXElmoXxEatsTacos123]

haha she seems mad

[iamman8]

"Idk go around the house going thwip thwip" XD damn that's a lot of DVDs behind him must be a bitch getting one from the bottom lol

[LithiumJoker]

Wait...

That isn't your usual girlfriend, is it...? O:

I thought that she usually played the signifigant other in your videos...

Eh. You're the director, not me.

[PhairAphrodite]

Nice Pooh T-shirt :D

[JonBc14]

come again? no just 1 time lol

[Mrsoulsurvivor]

Wow, what a bitch! Cum on her face when she's sleeping!! Hahahahahaha!!!!

[altron99]

I laughed so hard at the face he made after she talked about her eye getting pregnant...and the winni the pooh shirt was funny

Especially for the conversation! :) lol

[altron99]

GOOd lord is that a stack of dvds behind them....THATS LIKE 1.000 DOLLARS WORTH LOL!

F***in HILARIOUS I THINK!!

[themindbowler]

i would of side becuos its good for your skin

[Iliketomakefanfics]

..AND AGAIN...

*plus that girl is a pretty good actress. Decent looking too.*

[kacy9m8]

its called the magic trick. u have her in doggie style then spit on her back and when she turns arround slash her with the tidlewave of eels

[KageHiRyu]

Yaaay! Blast me!

[zeclips3z]

its cool cuz she cant act, i appreciate the low level of talent..on the girl's behalf, i think the dude is awesome!!! sometimes i think he is a law student...

[Green2Griffin]

well.... she is a bad actress. this vid would have been better with another girl.

on the other hand she is still better than me at acting XD

looool. "cummmmmmm onnn yourrrr face" I love it XD "IT'S SPIDERMAN!!"

ah yes, ur awesome xD

[BloodyCelia]

shes a really bad actress, shes tryin way too hard

[AznBlAcKdUdE]

LOL.  Dumbfucked-ness.

[carpicoolfx]

come again? No jut one time hehe

XD LOL

[area3232]

hhhhhh awesome dude....

[zaazzzz66]

come again, lol

[aieljose]

just tie the bitch down and then cum on her face.

[kevin3591]

id shit in her face. face before :-) face after :-(

[twistedknightmare]

I wouldn't cum on a girl's face. Just putting that out there. =p

Btw that girl is so fucking cute!

[Matthewmullins212]

She is a horrible actress.

[amimie]

Best shit ever!!

[Raawr77]

"..Woow you're really stretching" hahaha thats the funniest thing I've heard all day

[WildFalukan64]

lmaoo

3:20-3:30

lmaoo

what youh qonna do spell i love youh one my face with your fuckinq man icinq? what does my face look like a fuckinq qourmet cake to youh!? LMAOO! HILARIOUS!

[Scott834]

NOoo, I love You . HAHAHA

[callo92089]

how long did it take you to get this done?

i know that there is no possible way to get that all in one take

one of you would be cracking up half the time especially at the spiderman part

[stephengerondakis]

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, American Phsycho, one on the right I cant recognize it.

[J0SHUATAYLOR]

I think it's Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

[Cubekou]

the guy (the character NOT Raul) is kind of an idiot because he could've turned it into something funny. Like when the girl suggested wearing a Spider-Man mask he could've said "I'd want one too!" then they would have Spidey sex.

[AdamThePerson]

thats really not that funny

[j3andit]

man icing...lmfaooo

[IronFlyProductions]

Well...Hmmmm....he could've said "HEY - I do it to you this time - then you can do it to me next time!"...You glaze her eyebrows, then you've gotta give her a mustache ride - thems the rules man, LMAO.

[midniter07]

just take the man-chowder like a good girl. jesus, it's not like he wants to dirty sanchez.

[LyleAngelo93]

Oh man... that is the hardest thing to ask a girl. MArriage is like a close second, but this is impossible.

[SymbioticLove]

FUCKING EPIC!!!!! "It's Spider-Man!"

[barretxiii]

Jeez and I thought I had too many movies piled up in my house.

Anyway funny movie.

"I want to cum on your face."

"come again?"

"No just the once."

[FIGHTonSC84]

that was great very kevin smith like

[NickNolteSpeaking]

Dick Paste AHahahaha Man-Icing AHAHAhahaha. Eye-Baby Monster.

[pascalywood]

holy shit she thinks too much! just open your mouth and swallow its less trouble. i heard.

[Cubekou]

that was well scripted. I was actually in a similar situation.

[AnarchyInBruges]

Yeah... porn fad doesn't = do it to your gf... unless she's into it. But yeah, how do you find out?? lol.

[Anku]

Why? Why not? xD

[Afronadian]

I think most women feel this way.

[MissyFeck]

I love your room! Seriously!

[G4ngst4321]

lol eye baby monster

[xanderthevampire]

lol "come again?" "no just the one time."

[FireFighter8865]

cock snot! thats hilarious!

[CorvetteScorpio]

Wow, Emo kids.

[MatalAceMan]

lol wow do you even know what an emo is?

[CorvetteScorpio]

I'm not an emo but there sure are a lot of wannabe's though. I just be myself.

[MatalAceMan]

oh ya theres a lot of those at my school. freakssss

[rockertoni]

hilarious

[talk14]

lolololololo

[Icehut]

Hey, if you try hard, maybe you could be the next Silent Bob.

Key word: silent.

Thank you.

[iLoveETFx]

awesome posters (Y)

sorry but the girl canny act

[StealthKnight15]

this guy fails :P

[DarkJester1228]

actress not-so- good

video FUCKIN FANTASTIC!!!

"Noooooo i love you"

"Eye baby" lol!!!!!

[Mokurentate]

there is no rational reason! XD

[falconhead67]

holy shit this video sucks

[1cme1]

LOL yeah this is one of those questions that you just dont ask.

[Underlinewolf]

Yea I had this same problem the nerve of some women >:( sigh

[SteveBrownTUBE]

penis pollock!!!

[sca1429]

all the awesome posters are distracting! lol

but hilarious

eye babies!

[sorasgf100]

Spermlett XD XD Dear god XD

[pongo1111]

kingtutsa is right.

bad actress...

[cherrehdogs]

hilarious!!

[DBdylan1]

ahahahaha. i love it. five stars!

[SensiHerb420]

haha nice fear and loathing poster man, and fight club, both are very good movies

[beadbabe13]

my god what a stupid argument! HAHA! the waaaay out there senerios where hilarious!

[AndyBlaze10032]

come again?

no just the 1 time.

LMAO! shes fuckin hilarious!

[ssitnov]

Raul, man, cool acting. Love the last fraze

[Lancewright12]

Great video...

[kingtutsa]

she's a pretty bad actress

[IhEaRtMcR4EvEr]

"I want to coommmeeeeee.... on your face."

LMFAO. :]

Fight Club/Fear&&Loathing/Donnie Darko :D

[GRABBAGWOOT]

Nearly died laughing...

[BlaqKneegrow]

Wow...that bitch is annoying. Couldn't she just say no...

Fight Club ftw

[ramanglass544]

this woman knows way to many metaphors for dick

[RenaldoLapuzRocks]

amazsing vid. i lvoed it. and sweetass room

[Megawaste12]

"ITS SPIDERMAN!!"

[odorobou]

I made the mistake of eating something while watching this. I actually seriously choked when she said "cock snot".... ow. DX

Still, hilarious! :D

[XxEvErLoViNgEmOxX]

WOOT! go fight club! greatest movie ever, and this was...interesting to say the least

[JorgeCHRX]

This is the most immature, ludicrous and absolutely stupid video ever.

[StrAwBeRryButteRcuP]

Fight club poster <3

[redkelley]

OMG COOL POSTERS DONNIE DARKO AND AMERICAN PSYCHO!! Two of like my most favy movies ever!

BTW awesome vid hilarious!!

[guitarherofan243]

Dick Paste. LOL

[ramanglass544]

its an appreciatory ejaculation

[motorguitarist]

"I want to come all over your face".... "Why?" :D hilarious

[KoRnL0VeR]

it's actually "cum"...

[FrogsWell]

This is some of the best dialog ever fucking written. It's like watching Clerks for the first time. Also, your room kicks ass. And how do you keep all those DVDs from tipping over?

[LokiHavok]

Shit man I was thinkin the same thing. It reminded me of a Kevin Smith diatribe.

[Patriot4444]

You shoulda said "Let's put a smile on that face!" LOL

[KoRnL0VeR]

LOL DUDE!! that would be sooo hilarious!

[coryjd70]

dosnt really show that she takes care of that face dam she is beat... and whats the problem my girl lets me do it all the time...

[dracons]

Barbie dolls don't count.

[Qntkka]

That's really funny, and the girl in the skit does an awesome job...she is totally unrelenting. LOL!

[williston13]

brava!! awesome!!

[MASnoopt]

lol its bravo...

[imsoaddictedtoyou]

"Come again?"

"No just the one time"

lmao.

[Lathanthol]

lmao "no just the one time /grin" That's classic.

[charleycharley08]

Nice shirt :P

[Liev4life38]

I heard semen is good for the complextion...lol

[akgj]

cock snot, nice

[lx666]

ahhaha that was great

[reddart40]

at exactly 6:49, freeze the video, and look at his face! lmao!

[BlackButterfly1986]

your dick is not a hose and my face is not a fire

[oxigen2u]

wow that was horrible...

[TKH7399]

THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! I have sent this to sooo many guys just to prove a point and to put the face of spiderman in their head the next time they want to paste their cock snot on a girls face! LOLOLOLOL

[xsubliminal]

he reminds me of seth rogan

[Erieshuichi]

lol that was good 8*faves* um do you remember where you got the Christian Bale poster? I really want one like that.

[theoneandonlypiper]

The dialogue is funny, but the girl is a really bad actress, which kind of ruins it. And it's about two minutes too long.

[mmafan82]

I remember having this conversation with my ex. Only thing is, I just went ahead and did it. BTW - you're gf is pretty, now go shower her in jizz lol

[texasoul]

wow, that was fucking hilarious!

[badgirlsclubfan4life]

BABY U CAN CUM ON MY FACE ANYDAY!!!

[GD5371]

Wow that's wierd. Not the video the video rocks, Badgirlsclubfan4like's comment. That was REALLY wierd. I'm sorry, but MAN!!!

[scooby07wrx]

Shes not hot enough to where putting up with that kind of bitching would be worth it.

[scooby07wrx]

Cock snot and dick paste LOL!

It was getting kinda boring,until she talkes about the eye baby and 2nd jesus.and then spiderman