Stupid Commercial (Philips Colon Health)

[84561237456123]

lol at how she talks so careless about her colon to strangers

[aakgun00]

Always chicks?

[aakgun00]

This commercial is funny on so many levels. 1) That chick is just so comfortable about her bowels and that she likes to be known as The Colon Lady 2) There's a big ass picture of The Colon Lady in the background which might be the reason why the redhead recognized her. 3) The fact that she CARRIES a Phillips Colon Care tote filled with boxes of Phillips Colon Care. 4) She just hands the box all randomly to the black girl behind her. 5) Anyone notice that the main person in these commercials are

[jetsonic69]

I HATE HER!!! :( SHES STUPID

SHES UGLY, SHES TALKING ABOUT NASTY STUFF :(

LEAVE US ALONE

:)

[PDValentine]

@jetsonic69 She's hot.

[kayjen9194]

LMFAO 

[dadoctah]

Isn't that the same airport concourse where the Geico caveman got offended by a billboard on the wall?

[HunterMann]

The comment "Dude!! Not cool!" is pretty ignorant. Most people would be shocked to know that they are likely carrying around an extra 6 to 10 lbs of crap in their colon that can not get out, so it enters your bloodstream and slowly kills you. Impacted colons are the main cause of such things as smelly feet, bad breath, really bad gas, etc. Think I'm crazy? Just Google "colon therapy" and learn how to save your life. Or, you can keep believing that the only cure for bad breath is a mint...

[ScottLahti]

Colon Ladies make the best lovers. "That was no Colon Lady - that was my Duodenum Wife (or my Foreverinbluejeans Babe)". And in this age of perpetual, boorish, all-ages adolescence, do we not ask ourselves daily with a nostalgic, backward glans, "Where have all the Anal Gentlemen gone?" To join The League Of same, I suppose...

[kimmer6]

The bad gas? I love your work? How lame. A long satisfying splatter ass multi tone Monday morning beer fart makes my day. Even sneakers work for me, especially in the elevator. I like watching the ladies gag, puke and pretend like it didn't happen. Usually I like to say "Lady, that's not polite. Please control yourself..." I love MY work.

[soulbrotha63]

Someone has GOT to post the newest commercial where she is doing a "reading" in a library. OMFG. The stupidity beats this one by a gassy, bloated mile!

[italianboyz12345]

apparently she has diarrhea constipation gas and bloating

[Nickthestorekeeper]

The way this lady talks about her ass totally tunrs me on. You know she's talking the pills so she can be ready to have anal sex with a pair of hung 20 year olds.

[climaxhubbard]

I love colon ladies!

[rleary1]

I would love to walk up to a Hot Chick on the street and gasp, 'YOU'RE THE COLON LADY!!' I bet she'd love that! Worse than this ad is the new one where 'The Colon Lady' is ending a story at a book signing saying "& that solved her gas,bloating, and diarrhea.." (kind of like...'and they lived happily ever after')The dumb blonde in glasses leans forward & says, 'I Love your Work!' I always imagine her standing over a toilet completely filled with Brown Liquid saying these same words LOL

[sasukeguy132]

nasty heffers xC

[ThaSkaMan]

colon health is a serious problem that most americans are dumb about

especially men

but same goes for women, and its a great way to lose a COUPLE of extra pounds that are laying there inside of you anyways

yea you shit it all out, but you're a few pounds lighter AND the overall long term health benefits are greatly rewarding versus thinking a commercial about your ass is stupid

ps - your colon is not your asshole

[TheZachish]

agreed all their Commercials suck.

[janderson2000]

This commercial campaign is just further proof that all marketing people will pay with their souls in an eternity of hellfire. They are the worst people.

[wolhayomg]

when i think of a colon i think of an organic bag filled with shit, and that sure is you lady

[MaryJaneWatson87]

I'm so sick of this commercial.

[DiNgOlvl70]

lmfao I salute that lady. How the hell would you deal with going to the corner store and having someone recognize you as the colon lady. lol fuck that

[HSUProductionCompany]

when did tina fey become the icon for colon health?

[proudveteran60]

manda0x:

She's the assistant DA in Law and Order, gained a few pounds since she left the show.

[IrkonDigital]

which season?

[MaryJaneWatson87]

I'm so sick of this commercial. Are we supposed to know who this "Colon Lady" is? Is being "The Colon Lady" a reputation even worth having?

[TheTiburon0]

I just love how she gets all that out in one breath. "Diarrheaconspitationgasbloati­ng, that's me."

[manda0x]

who is the redhead? she looks and sounds so familiar, but i can not place her...

[jcubber]

Diarrea, constpation, gas, bloating, that's me!! I saw this on TV yesterday and was like, WTF??

[FlatbushShottas]

You guys are funny!

[SpFg22]

Tha was a major fail. and fucking HILARIOUS. :). LMAO

[cggraham133]

LOL... I had to see if this was on youtube and it was. "Diarrhea, Constipation, Gas, Bloating: that's me!" who in the hell would be PROUD or even admit saying that?

[TheTiburon0]

Depends how long you've been out of a job, sonny. If you'd been unemployed for a while, you be saying it proudly, because you're getting paid!

[AgentChieftain]

Anal virgin girl, analsex video, ass traffic, anal sex virgin pic, anal destruction., that's me!

[msvoboda]

I find this commercial hilarious. If I saw this woman on the street i'd totally go up to her and be like "hey! you're the colon lady!"

[ctenkeyer]

I must have viewed this commercial 20 times before I recognized Marge. We met at a baby shower about 6 yrs ago. She gave me an autographed picture of herself. I think it's a funny commercial and Marge did a great job.

[rleary1]

@ctenkeyer You've met the "Diarrheaconspitationgasbloati­­ng, that's me." Lady?? In person? I hope you didn't go to Lunch with her! I hate to ask how 'The Baby Shower' went with her. Sounds kind of messy. Did her 'Autograph' look like a Jackson Pollock painting or did she use a Pen?

[starslightmyeyes]

GO AUNT MARGE!!!!!!!