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  • Lol, tire commercial for a Tank video.

  • Is there a limit to the size of tank you can drive on the roads?

  • "This is my village. When you've got a tank, you do what you want" haha thats the way military thinks!! And I love how the old timer was fully in belief when Dom told him hes not allowed out haha and that hot girl was obeying him too, she went to go fetch her bike. Guess its true then, people respect you in a tank.

  • i think soccer moms should get back in their jar, cuz they jelly.

  • How the fuck is this street legal?

  • @WiskeyDickBomber youre a fool

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  • That's a great quote from Dom. 'If you've got a tank, you can do what you want' XD

  • Pub opened all day and no taxes....sounds like my kind of place!

  • Top Gear is better!

  • I want one! It's about the cost of a high end caddy or chevy camero zl 1. Where can I get one?

  • hy does anyone apart from idiot americans think dom jolly is even remotely funny, hes nothing more than a tit!!!

  • @TheSgtsteiner ahah than a tit? he is fucking funny he is like a british one ma jackass in this vid

  • Should have gone to a drive through!

  • My dad served in both those wars lol! Nice APC, wouldnt mind one!

  • @toyotasera55 its actualy an AFV Armoured Fighting Vehicle, NOT an APC Armoured Personel Vehicle, get your dad told to get his facts correct before trying to impress his idiotic son!!!

  • Note, the video call it an APC regardless if it is a designated IFV or not. In its curent capacity, it carries personnel and is not longer fighting, so that classification is incorrect. Also, these vehicles are used in an APC role. I am also struggling to find what lead you to believe my dad told me these facts. I mentioned he served in the Gulf and Bosnia. Please can you not be so rude as well, its not be coming of you, if you think I am incorrect, why not mention so without being a twat?

  • ah dom joly.... worlds biggest prick

  • ...and Dom Joly's kid was the coolest kid in his classes for the next 10 years.

  • Best cut & shut ever...haha

  • 'If you've got a tank, you can do what you want' ... unless you have a tank buster handy i guess :P

  • I think there was a bit where he says: ''I rule now'' to a guy and the guy goes ''No i do'' Then Dom goes ''Well you don't cos you don't have a f*ckin tank''. Epic.

  • british are cool ( i m french ;) )

  • @Frenchkisssss

    well, that's obvious XD

  • if i had a road legal battle tank i would be so happy

  • even if its only an (ok, two) APC, it still rocks.

    even being white and having written "UN" on it, i still envy these kids! oh boy that must have been one of their greatest school day ever... :D

  • That is not a tank.

  • Is that a Gumball 3000 sticker i saw??

  • @hillikt yep lol

  • TAKE THE PUB!!

  • i'd prefer to listen to dom going 'WWOOO' then that idiot rambling on about details.

  • it's road legal because the rollers (cops) would'nt dare try and stop you.lol

  • Bradley's father ;D

  • That's not a tank :P

  • No traffic jams for this beast

  • @robwilco1 More-so, no traffic; asides a series of police cars.

  • we can rd register a tank wtf was i wanting a ferarri for ahahaa

  • "im very sory ,i didnt know" hahaha epic

  • The big question is can I get a killstreak with it?

  • @Naraic666 cod freak!

  • @Naraic666 lame comment, play less cod xD

  • @Naraic666 sad sad boy stop playing so much cod

  • same

    i liked dom in celebrity

  • @therancor98 yeh he was funny when jenny said to stacey "right i get to dagenham at 10 oclock what do i do?" Dom "leave"

  • aw i wish he didnt get voted out of im a celeb :(

  • LOL

  • parallel park that baby

  • "TANNNNKKKKKKKK"

    "Grabbin pillz"

  • dom joly should replace micheal scott from the office for season 8, whos with me?

  • Dear Santa, GIMME THAT FUCKING THING OR I WILL TAKE IT.

  • is that jeremy clarkson at 1:30 behind him, he lives in the cotswolds

  • HELLO?? I'M IN A TANK! A TANK!!!! YES!

  • man i would attach a 50 cal on the turret and invade my town

  • first time fifth gear hasn't bored me to sleep

  • I think tank has a agricultural technic licence))))

  • i wonder how much fuel does it eat.... ?

  • @BrundukasLT Maybe 4 miles to the gallon like it said in the video, you oblivious cunt.

  • @Zalman1337 don't u think that i didnt watch it till end?

  • @Zalman1337 Maybe you should convert that into kilometers for those of us who live in the U.S. and while your at it convert that into Galactic Standard Units mothafucka

  • @redmartianresident This is not the dumbest comment I've ever read on youtube, but it's very close.

  • @Zalman1337 The comment is appropriate to the intelligence of the person who was supposed to read it.

  • I want an M1A2 SEP or a Challenger 2.

  • Dom Joly is a LEGEND

  • when im in power ill make it a rule for evry1 to own one of them

  • That isn't a tank, that is shit.

  • @bloppo11

    It is considered a tank by most.

  • @SurvivorZ1

    No it's a combat vehicle just like the cv90, the turret and place for the crew tells us about it's purpose, UN would never use a tank.

  • Where can a buy this ?

  • Wow, when did Dom Jolly lose the funny?

  • this was amazing, but Top Gear still is way better then 5th gear

  • thats from tanksalot near silverston

  • fuck this, top gear has tiger tanks!

  • 22255522255

  • one ugly tank.

  • OMG.. look at Dom Jolly at 0:40

  • There wierdest it about this is thats its a sunny english day. Usually on tv its cloudy in england for some reason.

  • im buying one anyone know where you can buy a tank from?

  • lol

    

  • is there a road legal tank for the us?

  • omg hes making me like 5th gear lol :)

  • Well it happened in Greece. I was serving in the north-eastern frontier line and there are all sorts of units there including of course tanks. One night a soldier on an evening allowance had been kicked out of a local club, he got so pissed that he returned to the camp sneaked in the hangar took out the first tank he found fuelled (I think it was a Leopard) and drove it to the outskirts of the local town reaching outside the club threatening to enter in (or over) it!!!.. before being arrested.

  • We are going to get rid of the pick up truck and we are going to drive a tank now!!! Haha!!!!!!!

  • TAKE THE PUP! LOL

  • lmao

  • thats funny as hell

  • This would have to beat any other off road vehicle in the world.

  • how the fuck is that street legal?

  • @wilde4200 tracked vehicles are legal for use on public roads in Britain so long as they have rubberized tracks that won't damage the roads, and no armaments. I believe it's basically considered the same as a Semi/Tractor Trailer vehicle as far as licensing and taxes are concerned. However, in America it is not legal to drive tracked vehicles on public roads, only private.

  • @wilde4200 I dont know for for £50k ill take 10!

    you dont know how much i want this!! if i say £10/day i can buy this in about 4000 days. or £40/day is 1000 days. that doesnt sound too bad...

  • @wilde4200 because its in the UK for starters

    tracked vehicles however are illegal on US roads

  • @wolfyys Which i find wierd.. Americans get away with cars that would never be allowed on uk roads. Yet they cant have tanks. guns yes. tanks, no way.

  • @channelyourvoice technically, americans can own tanks and live ammunition, they just have to pay the $200 tax stamp as it would be classed as a class 3 weapon.

    As for the cars, even our greenest european cars (like peugeot and citroen) cant be used in the states, they have to be approved for US road use (which involves crash testing). They dont have a very flexible system in the states, if it aint officially sold their, it cant be imported either

  • @wolfyys But on pimp my ride. Those peo[ple drive about in cars that are just completely illegal in the UK. The EU famously has very strict health and safety and human rights laws.

  • @channelyourvoice your missing the point. making a car not road legal is easily done and hard to detect, importing a car that they deem illegal is not.

  • @wolfyys Hmm. but I dont understand. American cars are famously inferiour to european cars... not english cars admittedly. 

  • @channelyourvoice one word : politics

  • @channelyourvoice Aston Martin - I rest my case

  • @digireedoo What case? That english cars are good? we do make some great cars. But we are not reknowned for being a car making nation. Our family cars are piss poor and we only excel making cars like the ariel atom and those sorts of innovative small projects.

  • @channelyourvoice And the upper tier autos. cant forget those.

  • @channelyourvoice it because if they where allowed tanks ,any guy with extra 60k would be able to build a fully operational tank (50k for the apc + 10k for the canon and instillation )

  • @wilde4200 i love the fact that insurance is £80, because you're not exact;y going to damage it are you? haha

  • @wilde4200

    The rubber tracks for one; and they probably got rid of much of the innards (for example I doubt they are going around with amo in there) so the weight is likely reduced too.

  • @wilde4200 IT HAS A GUN!. why would you even attempt to argue its legality! it will pwn u!

  • @wilde4200 according to them because of the rubber treds lol

  • @wilde4200 if you tried to test it.... it would shoot ya !

  • @wilde4200 Rubber tracks, decommissioned weapons, tax and MoT exempt because of its age no different then a Class 1,2,or 3 Hgv..

  • @wilde4200

    it's road legal , but not for main use , you can't use it to go to the supermarket :)

  • @xfgher There's actually nothing to stop you going to the Supermarket in this as it is street legal , in fact you could take half the street with you literally .....

  • @woodenz

    well , i don't know the rules of GB , but here in belgium a tank is 'street legal' when it has rubber tracks. you can drive the tank for special reasons but not for daily use.

    (one of the reasons is that you can't ensure a tank for daily use , and such an ensurance is needed. )

    even the army needs to have rubber tracks to drive on the road , and they have to inform the police before doing it .

  • @xfgher spoil the fun ey. This is hilarious just let them fantosize. I know i spelt that wrong but I'm dixlexic sorry.

  • @wilde4200 Because the United Kingdom isn't the United States of America :P

  • @wilde4200 Rubber pads FTW

  • @wilde4200 not only can they be street legal but (dont quote me on this they mat have changed the rule) you dont have to pay road tax, no m.o.t, no insurance lol, as long as it has lights ect and is regestered and has plates theres no reason why it shouldnt be road legal

  • @wilde4200 it has crippled gun and it weight not much more than a normal car

  • @Punish00 You're fucking dumb if you think this weighs close to the same as a normal car

  • @wilde4200 within weight limits ( BARELY) has rubber treads, , within height limits, ( again barely). been a while since ive been in hte UK, but hteyve got some of hte MOST strict motorvehicle laws around. so if legal there, hmmm going to try and get one here in the US

  • @yamahonkawazuki All you need is a certain class license

  • @wilde4200 Because it is.. You just need a track licence to drive it :P

  • OMG i want 1 :D

  • i want one...

  • "When you got a tank..you can do what you want"

  • @darktigerblader54321

    Awesome quote

  • Get out my way before I blow u off the freeway!!!

  • "Take the pub!"

  • epic.

  • err... you gotta realise that there are no ammunition inside. Additionally, it's operating range is pretty short, including the armor quite week. Possibly, it will be blown up with a ak. Not with 20mm, thats like a fukin cannon, but 7.62mm, or smthing like that.

  • an ak? dude a small arms rifle is not going to even put a dent in a small tank such as this....

  • holy shit this had me week... u might not be able to have a AR15 or what ever but that is the shit

  • oh he's got a massive dick 0:42

  • @gjapan1332 \

    wow ur a retard

  • when youve got a tank, you can do what you want

  • £80 fully comp my ass...the amount of damage that thing can do in a split second...usual TV fantasy bullshit. What they fail to tell you is probably that it's £80 a day fully comp seeing they probably give you a day policy at a time, not an annual one and that you're limited of where you use it, how much etc etc. Insurance companies whine and complain about fucking lettering...a Ford Escort 1.6s oh my God an "s" it;s a sport model fuck me he'll be driving it at 140mph everywhere..200 quid more

  • Hello, do you tanks at all?? :D

  • Dom is brilliant

  • I hope it doesn't become another Petoria.

  • Nice clip!

  • Thats not Difuria's phone number!

  • Awesome

  • hahah i want a tank!!!! loool just think of the things u can do with it.. run over gipsies  LOOOOL

  • Dom Joly in the English sheep-shagging one when the farmer in Yorkshire chases him

  • hes right when you got a tank you do what you want...atleast until you run outof gas or get blown off the tracks.

  • Tank driving is FUN, do it when you get the chance!

  • lol he'ssuch a genius

  • lol he's got the same phone as me

  • epic

  • This is actually the most environmentally sound vehicle ever made. It weighs 17 tons & burns owls for fuel. How do you find enough owls? That's easy, the engine noise stuns them & you can just pick them up off the floor....

  • owls for fuel-lol....

  • lol this is something they wud do on top gear.

  • Its their rivals programme Fifth Gear.

  • Ye I knw

  • ooh i want a tank

  • Lol you English are to much sometimes but great youtube flick.

  • is it a hybrid?

  • lol

  • Not a "tank". APC. Armored Personal Carrier. Not a tank. Stop calling it a "tank". Tanks have a BIG gun.

  • dom joly's son is a ginge

  • haha love it

  • the fact is, more people would choose to die in the UK than in america

  • HE IS MY HERO

  • 1:50

    LOL

  • UN invasion!!

  • UK... You can own a tank but you can't own a gun to protect yourself and your family... makes sense to me.

  • are you american? if so, then you can answer my question. do you feel safe owning a gun, or nervous knowing that every other psychopath in your country owns one aswell?

  • Yes, I am a US citizen. I am also a veteran.

    I train in firearm safety, handling, tactics and hitting the target. I am safe, therefore so are my firearms. I carry for self defense, hunting and sport. I am not a criminal.

    I have no issues at all with law abiding citizens owning firearms in fact I insist people carry their guns for protection. I have issues with our gun control laws, they have already proven they only impact my and other law abiding citizens ability to protect ourselves.

  • You see just as much as guns here as you do in bad cities in UK. I've never seen a person other than an officer carry a gun in public and I have lived here all my life. During my visit to Manchester and other cities, I saw a stick carved like a spear, a hand gun, and a pellet gun colored like a hand gun. I was only there for 14 days.

  • well heres a little fact, theres 28 times as many deaths per 100000 in america than there are in uk.

  • Well here's a little fact, there's over 230 million people in US than in UK. If you have more people, you're going to have higher death rates.

  • so??? it says 28 times more than PER 100000! the complett number of people living in the country isn´t importent at this point. in fact you can´t say, just because there are more people, there has to be a higher dead rate!

  • You're stupid to base that on a number. You have to realize, if there's 3 gay people out of every 10 people, you can line up 10 people and all 10 can be straight. Because we have more people, death is obviously going to be higher. Statistics can be right, but that doesn't mean you'll die in America easier than in UK. However, America has some horrible places. Just like everywhere else.

  • ill say it again. 28 times as many deaths as UK PER 100000 people. american has 14 deaths per 100000 people that are related to guns. thats almost 43000 deaths per year from guns. UK has 0.5 deaths per 100000 people relating to guns. that is 305 deaths by guns each year.

    now let me see, 43000 / 305. that equals 140. Does america have 140 times as many people as uk. no.

    please dont comment back, because the chances are, you wont be able to understand this comment.

  • Speaking of not understanding, here I go again. If America had the same amount of people, we wouldn't have that many deaths. Sure, we'd probably have more than UK, but still not as much. Why? Because there isn't so many people. Do you think if there's 100000 people in the room, there will, without a doubt, be 14 dead if they all had guns? You're following statics and lack common sense. Also, the more populated the place is, the more likely to have crime/violence.

  • and that is how i know your american. you can not read properly. my comment says 28 times as many deaths PER 100000 people. learn to read mate, before you start throwing facts around.

  • And that's how I know you're an idiot brit, because you see an example and automatically think I'm talking about your comment.

  • no, im sorry but the problem is your gun laws. thats why. thats is a ratio. an average. if we go by what your saying. then why doesnt india have 50 million deaths per guns each year? india has 1 death per 100000. they have 1.2 billion people in their country. thats gives them 12000 deaths per year from guns, under a third of americas, yet they have 4 times as many people, and in a much smaller area, your theory just went out the window mate. by the way, im not a brit, hahaha

  • My theory didn't 'go out the window'. India has a death rate of 6-10 people per 1000 people, guns or not, it's not much better than America. India has a horrible record of violence, especially against women and Christians. And hopefully you know their government isn't exactly the best. People get killed there daily and no-one reports it. And UK has a death rate higher than America by at least 3 more people per 1000. Isn't that funny? Especially since we can own guns.

  • ok mate, the original argument was about guns. yeah uk's is 10. your is 8.4. not that much difference. and yeah your theory did go out the window, indias population is 4 times the size of americas, and it occupies 1/3 the area. so therefore according to you, they should have 12 times as many deaths per 100000 as america. anyway, this argument is old. good video. i want a tank

  • Yeh, I know that. But you were acting as if America is dangerous and full of people with guns, when the UK has a death rate higher than America. If Americans didn't have the right to own a gun, I'm sure there would be less deaths, but what does that say about Uk?

  • population density has a lot to do with violence. the guns are not the problem , the lack of education is the problem. look at Finland, they have guns 30 guns for every 100 people yet they are peaceful.

    i'm not pro guns , but i'm a strong believer in education.