Koishi Hell (by puremrz, Touhou Danmakufu)

[NightxofxDarkrai]

Ah God I love Koishi x3

[Charizard632]

I thought that virus was real!? Man that was too epic!

[itzRafaaa]

3:36 she started to go nuts.

4:18 it is almost impossible

4:22 really, caution.

4:30 omg it's a trap!

[itzRafaaa]

Is that hearts with a tail or penis-shaped bullets?

[SistinaChan]

@itzRafaaa Hearts with a tail. c:

[roman6a]

4:53 lol dat hat.

[chekwob]

Too much dialogue.

[KiraxLacus001]

I was half expecting that with Boarder of Life and Death spell. Eh heh heh heh. Lovely little mind fuck.

[Digitalsp33r]

Okay, I was thinking, meh, this ain't that unique, and then BAM! Random face shows up.

That's awesome...

[roman6a]

@Digitalsp33r ending is basicaly a virus warning, a blue screen OF DEATH and NTDRL (or something) is missing. (the worst thing a windowns user could of ever had in his monitor, +reimu breaking the 4rth wall again)

[w00tcake]

@roman6a The NTLDR Missing actually happened to me, and it inspired me to make Koishi Hell :V

Protip: Don't surf the internet if your browser (Firefox in this case) is updating itself. Bad things happen.

[roman6a]

@w00tcake kk thanks for the advice.

[eudemonroks]

What.The.Fuck.

[eudemonroks]

ZA WARUDO

[ShouAmaterasu]

Eternal Darkness came to Gensokyo

[Acellutor]

What screen recorder are you using?

[rodylermglez]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!­!

[Hijijiriri]

I actually thought I had a trojan...

[luhxary]

4:35 Thanks...

[Esupanitix]

Also, this looks like it is by far the most difficult spell card set in history that's actually doable.

[Esupanitix]

Gotta love the psychiatrist banter

[Donkay20]

LOL That's so random!

[TuucciZ]

I find this surprisingly easy to fap to.

[Roflcopter147]

Oh lol finally I get that danmuku joke....that sound is disturbing.

[silverclaus618]

Love hurts.....BIG TIME

[lemontictac]

-cough- sadly the shape messed with my mined @_@

[Spiderpig2398]

Now, if Reimu were playing this, she would want to Leave Gensokyo. Koishi calls her to show her new spellcards. Cue Infinite loop.

[temari271]

1:57 NOW IS CAPTAINS MURASA AND KOISHI.

[Iemanonymous1]

EW THEY SQUISH

[luckybui95]

lol, this is hilarious. Wait, don't tell me it's an actually Touhou game, is it just a made up video...?

[o0Cheator0o]

@luckybui95

It's danmakufu. A software made to create STGs quite easily (but this koishi hell (1 and 2) are really high level scripting).

[BBsgalore]

I never got the Suwako joke.

[TsundereLightning]

the fuck was that

the fuck is this

is this a creepypasta

[PivotR]

I think I died while watching this...

[UtauloidFail]

This made me laugh so hard xD Oh Koishi....you're the best xD

[Hypermegaultrasuper]

0:30 penis card

[dameronWolf]

the player is dead!? o_e

[leopold621]

NOOOOO! REIMU CAN'T LEAVE GENSOKYO!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?

[TheFunkyMonkey10]

lol splat

[zandermanandcassymom]

PERFECT line for Koishi sometime during this: "Well, (looks a little embarrassed), well, the thing that I'm best at is simply making no sense at all."

[MattieTheRagePiss]

@zandermanandcassymom No, that sucks.

[GrueRaaaaar]

2:39 So she stole her own spell?

[Takamuya]

This shouldn't be called Koishi Hell it should be called "Koishi fucks the shit out of your mind and infects you with trojans while stealing UFO spellcards."

[Ushiodama]

3:17

Koshi made my ears high. T_T

[Khiash]

oh my god this is amazing

[thekillerhjkhjk]

first spellcard: again with the penii

[Algamyst]

Could it be that you're afraid?

[Venupowuh]

You just said that.

[zerospicon]

Koishi is just too cute :3

[luneth34]

@zerospicon koishi and satori are both cute >w< though in the ened i prefer patchouli :3

[AgentAsteriski]

I just got rid of a bad Trojan... I crapped bricks.

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

........ wtf was that?...........

[chocolatehoney15]

Koishi,queen of memes...

[Tailikku]

The funny thing is...

when Koisi supposedly broke everything, my actual monitor stopped responding. I was speechless.

[aquariusmist23]

brilliant. absolutely brilliant. xD (I'm sure I would've spazzed if I played this without knowing about the last part. orz)

[Ikkigeta]

Who will be the protagonist if Reimu leaves gensokyo. Ofcourse Sanae :D

[number999999999]

@Ikkigeta cirno will be for she is the strongest!

[ilovemarioparty7]

I literally shat brix when the first 3 messages about the trijan showed up at the end!

I was watching in full screen like Koishi said T~T

[MahBoiOrMyBoy]

I was so freaked out at the blue screen. I thought it was real

[Werwolf2x]

haha this is awesome! koishi = MINDFUCK

[SwerveStarEx]

Son of a bitch, SHE ACTUALLY KNOWS MY GREATEST FEARS... That don't involve people dying.

[krawky398]

I'm scared of Koishi now...

[SonicShadowLuver93]

I loved the squishy noises xD

[7eld]

YouTube recommended this to me.

I giggled.

[Zaneaquata]

ew anyone else noctice the red hearts went squish when they bounced off the walls?

[watsisname]

@Zaneaquata

Lol I was just about to mention the exact same thing! xD

[GentlemanAeon777]

...did Koshi just cheat by bringing up the Blue Screen of Doom?

[DexlessOps]

OMG 3:30 ONWARD LOOKS LIKE QUEEN LARSA BUT NOT AS HARD IN A MILLION YEARS!

[AlchemyFan101]

in scaryness value Koishi > phsyco mantis xD

[VLeninftw]

Koishi's the best

[GreenVirus76]

4:30 WHAT DA FAK

[xKarpfen]

Just a great story xD

[SnakeManEXE]

SPLAT

[Hawelo92]

Dohoho, 6666 views.

[Shadowelf93]

1:30

DAMN! She just got struck down by the God Hand!

[omritoker]

You sir, are a genius beyond geniusity. xD

[abursha]

I loled so hard!

Yay koishi it's my favorite character!

[Skutieos7]

This is amazing.

[pzerozero0]

Holy motherfucking shit. Koishi can really fuck with your mind.

[operationkilled]

LOL... can't stop laughing hahahaha at the last part of the spell....

[aaa1357932]

Lol at 1:45 and 4:53

[svoilyi]

REVERSED??? OMG!!!!

[Araneus21]

simply... marvelous !!

can't wait for part 2

[GodlyPie]

I wish to know what puremrz was on at the time of making this and where I might obtain some.

[w00tcake]

In contrary to ZUN, I do stuff like this when I'm completely sober!

Ah, by the way, Koishi Hell 2 should be done within 2 weeks.

It's worse.

Much worse.

[topazshot88]

I love the names of the spellcards for the Stolen Magic bit. "Glory to the Brofist" is probably my favorite. Also little touches like the not-very-audible record scratch sound at Reimu calling a timeout.

[hado123]

Oh my god, the dickmaku's squash..

[paulinhokun01]

ZA WARUDO

[OOM911]

WOW this is one of the funnest scripts I've played so far!

[FactorySong64]

"Don't go all Psycho Mantis all of a sudden!"

[TouhouMariku]

1:57-2:26 GIANT MOTHERFUCKING ANCHORS WITH HEARTS

2:54 MOTHERFUCKING SHINKI ATTACK WITH ANCHORS

3:25 CAUTION!! YOUR WORSTEST FEARS TO HIT

...Sorry, I wanted to do that. Seriously, this is all really amazing. You must be really skilled at Danmakufu scripts.

[9Raza]

Ahahaha this is amazing, Favorite aswell!

[BlarghT02]

LOL SUWAKO KOISHI!

[FactorySong64]

Suwakoishi

[WinDEU]

Huh, I just noticed...

2:30 - 3:03, you can apparently change the name of the spellcard, mid-spellcard? o_O

[Nautth]

Yeah, just call CutIn again.

[InaccurateWeatherman]

This is what goes through ZUN's mind when he realizes he's out of alcohol.

[WinDEU]

I cried laughing when the UFO went across the screen at the end, oh my god.

This is just brilliant!

[debit13]

I rarely watch Danmaku videos...

...this was pretty amazing. Fav'd/5'd/kudos to you for playing, and insane kudos to the card maker for proving that there is a god after all.

[Kimmybaby20]

The only thing missing to this script is Koishi's real theme.

This is awesome, nonetheless.

[assura17]

xDDDDDDD lol this is unique awesome and i dont know even more what this is

5/5 and FAV!!!! OxO

[GoGoPorygon]

I lol'd

[Hackurei]

ZA WARUDO!!! This is the best script ever.

[shanyc]

WOW

[NekoBusters]

-goes insane-

[KaosuKaiari]

WORST. NIGHTMARES. WOKE UP. ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH.

...

*The player is dead*

[CeceilFelias]

That was the most twisted thing ever.

Remind me to plug the controller into the second port when facing Koishi.

[ieatatsonic]

That was amazing. Even the error screen.

[Sakura665]

I just got a question... how did u make the font so big in Danmakufu X_X mine is tiny

[jjamppong10]

But the shape messed up your mind, right?

[zeldaluvr1]

LOL the last part

[BoneBeastKimimaro]

Win.

[IAMTHECALCULATOR]

First belly-laugh at a danmaku in a LONG time. Brilliant.

[Sercan1995]

niiiiiiiice

[paprmastr232]

penis penis everywhere D8!

i lol'd at the squishy part and the suwako face :D

and that anchor... scary shyt D:"

[ForeMoster]

There should have been a

WRRRYYYYYYYYYYY ! XD

[Blarce]

This. This is brilliant.

[Angelteeny]

OMG THAT WAS MEAN.

[Artifrost]

MY MIND IS BROKEN.

[xxYakumoYukarixx]

Koishi.... mindfucked Reimu into believing she had Suwako's head!

[w00tcake]

Yup! And if you skip through the text a bit too fast, you'll be like "Did she just have Suwako's face, or did I imagine that?"

[tenryuu]

What I want to know is how you get the controls reversed.

[w00tcake]

The reversing script is somewhat of a colaboration between me and another danmakufu user. It's easy to rip from the script itself. Just look in Koishi's 3rd spell.

[Redbone112]

I actually restarted the computer when the fake BSOD appeared. .-.

[w00tcake]

Was it that convincing? ^^; Sorry :P

[Bananamatic]

The last spell made me turn off the game......I was seriously fucking scared, especially after watching the Kappa NEETori at 3 AM.

[w00tcake]

Success! Koishi manipulated your mind into thinking something bad happened!

[Grahckheuhl]

I lol'd so fucking hard.

[t3chman293]

that was great! he used the "you better use fullscreen" line to lure you into the fake-out BSOD! Cruel yet awesome

[GarlyleWilds]

Damnit, why'd you have to delete and reupload it? Now I gotta fix my favourites and my Danmakufu playlist... D:

[Nautth]

He released a version two with different sound effects, so I reuploaded the better version.

[Zelloth1]

ahahahahaha @ the ending

[SetiFur]

this is awsome

[Vulcapyro]

I am so happy that my thread contributes to some of the most wonderful shit ever such as this.

[w00tcake]

Oh, don't forget to mention that at 2:04 movement is mirrored.

[pumpkineater1212]

O_O

[MasterMelee100]

1:24

And from then on: What the fuck. ;_;

[AetherShadow]

Begin mindfuck.

...

Awesome.

[asiaclonk]

I love you so much for Captain Koishi Fucking Komeiji

[Lishy1]

Lol.. Someone downrated w00tcake, who's the creator.

[w00tcake]

;_;

I guess someone didn't appreciate the "First!" joke. :P

[mechacassarenas]

Our humour is way too complicated for them.

[ILoveVideoGames12]

Like yu said, Nautth: puremrz is GOD.

[w00tcake]

First! ... Wait. Don't forget to link to the file :3