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@pattininja95 Hahaha I've done that. Was it about Ron Paul or something? I actually found it interesting, but of course those politicians are always on some sly dishonest shit.
@TotalNonstopThemes I get that moron, but its not a funny joke. Its not even a clever joke. He sits there and yells that he doesn't understand a simple puzzle. If he does understand the puzzle and pretends he doesn't and then he (or you) finds that funny then I dare say that you are mentally challenged. If he doesn't understand the simple puzzle then once again, he is mentally challenged. Sorry, but jokes are supposed to be funny, this isn't funny, its pathetic.
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Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. I update on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Your support is greatly appreciated!
YouTube Search: James Zapfel Poetry.
JamesZapfelPoetry 7 hours ago
I'm never gonna be a hunter..
thesvc2006 18 hours ago
why am i watching this?
yourcrazybroski 19 hours ago
Or the third
iamalsotent55 1 day ago
Rage Quit: Saint's Row 2
iamalsotent55 1 day ago
Rage Quit: Amnesia
2centclan 1 day ago
5:35 he screams
THEGOOD360 1 day ago
"Fucking Quack Quack... BAM! Oh wait.. BAM HEADSHOT! .... FEATHER SHOT! ... dickshot..? THIS FUCKING DUCK IS INDESTRUCTABLE! (sorry I can't spell for shit..) BULL SHIT!"
NinjaGirl1359 1 day ago
FEATHERSHOT
CatatonicKuroneko 1 day ago
can you read directions?
VideoGameMaster167 1 day ago
"Quack, quack. BAM! Oh, shit...HEADSHOT! Oh, no? ...FEATHERSHOT! ...Dickshot? THIS FUCKIN' DUCK IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!!" XD I almost died laughing.
SuckerForTragicDeath 2 days ago
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2crossman 2 days ago
"Quack, Quack" My new sniper phrase.
TimeToFireTheLazor 2 days ago
You just suck honestly.
mrawesomesupercool 2 days ago
@mrawesomesupercool its called rage quit for a reason
ssgkillsuall 1 day ago
SUCK IT RACOON! F**CKING NERD!!!1!!
JackBeatles67 3 days ago
THIS FUCKING DUCK IS INDESTUCTABLE!!!
manymonies 3 days ago
lol ,am love you raging so many times yes fuck your self gay ass
1boboha 3 days ago
What the hell was he doing with the deer? Trying to break it's neck with the force?
MiniMurse 3 days ago
...is it bad i couldn't get past the first lvl?
wolfeater85 4 days ago
dude the LS button....it says it on the screen lol
jmccredden123 4 days ago
"Hey, I am gonna shoot that f*cking Bieber"
Best line!
hejsanhoppsan0 4 days ago
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hejsanhoppsan0 4 days ago
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TALL I AM!!
MrMadmanDelli 4 days ago
Final battle? INVINCIBLE DUCK OF DOOM
MOOmooDAkoww02 5 days ago
dick shot? LOL XD
vampslovelambs 5 days ago
Stay classy, Mike.
PowerXeta 5 days ago
Fuck that beaver had to die!!!!!!!!!
Ohh wait that was a Racoon.
mayihavesomeaids 5 days ago
Suck it racoon! Fuckin' Nerd!
bcancerninja 5 days ago
I thought he was gonna use his elmer fudd impression
Vinnisaurus 6 days ago in playlist Rage Quit
Suck it racoon! Fucking nerd!!
hahahahahaha!!
pkpower409 6 days ago
Anyone noice the animal at 0:29 ?
blackops2133 6 days ago
The "duck" at 0:59 is a duck decoy. You put them out on the water so the ducks will come...
ReaptorProductions 1 week ago 22
Matt and Patt approved!
REsidentVille 1 week ago
yea thats what they were talking about
getdeclue 1 week ago
what am i Frank West xD
95GangTaylor 1 week ago
@TrippyTheShroom get a gun go outside, and shoot shit. Best game ever
haloelitefan1 1 week ago
1. closed caption ON - Transcirbe audio
2. laugh till u pee ur pants
3. ?????
4. Profit
r0cking0ut420 1 week ago
it is jot hard you just suck
TheWwelegoman 1 week ago
"I'm hitting all the buttons!"
Except the left stick apparently.
someguy2351 1 week ago
@someguy2351 Stick isn't a button...
hairypancake 1 week ago
monkeys are assholes
SH4D0WKILL3R82 1 week ago
I want a good hunting game...for ps3, any recommendations?
TrippyTheShroom 1 week ago
Ragequit amnesia.
DaxtersWindmill 1 week ago 2
for the duck call... USE LS YOU ASSHOLE
Darknight0781 1 week ago
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Darknight0781 1 week ago
He doesn't have a kid... I guess you could say he was just kidding ha..ha...haa
That sounded better in my head (;_;)
mario712145 1 week ago
Fuck that that beaver had to die
kyuubilinkinpark 1 week ago
wait wait he has a kid.LOL!
brodybuilder1 1 week ago
THIS FUCKING DUCK IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!!
RedTang1138 1 week ago
Hey you said fuck
sk8king2011 1 week ago
i never laugh at youtube videos but these ones are fucking hilarious
ElasticWorm9462 1 week ago
Rage quit marathon.....i will be dead soon, cause of death laughter.
TerranRedsky 1 week ago
Come here you sons of b*tches!
CaptRodgers 1 week ago
What are you doing up here the video is down there!
oh wait no Im just upsidedown again.
EdTheAraphyi 1 week ago
THIS DUCK IS FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE! BULLSHIT!!! LOL!
OrangeGoop 1 week ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
oh my fucking god wow. funniest shit ive ever watched. ever. lol.
roxascrunk 1 week ago
I failed? FUCK THAT! THAT BEAVER HAD TO DIE!!
Beelztheawesomegamer 1 week ago
Rage Quit: Skyrim or COD1
Nipsndtrips 1 week ago
@ThereIsNothingToFear shut up kid no one cares what you have to say
Nipsndtrips 1 week ago
rage quit fortune street
aron10194 1 week ago
funny thats it.
estevansolis 1 week ago
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Did he say "now I'm like Fred West?" at 4:37?
Krazekid96 1 week ago
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Krazekid96 1 week ago
dick shot... i think this duck is indestructible!!!
beastlygamer100 1 week ago
I still prefer deer hunter 2005...
smeagol1414 1 week ago 59
@smeagol1414 AMEN!
hamburgerslayer 1 week ago
@smeagol1414 Duck Hunter for the NES.
sk8terman37 1 week ago
@smeagol1414 THAT GAME! omg...so much fun in multiplayer with friends...
wedran123 5 days ago
2:46 Funniest part lol
XxEpiCFaiLxX01 1 week ago
Fuck that that beaver had to die
GNBears 1 week ago in playlist Rage Quit
As soon as the no shot thing appeared when he aimed at that guy I thought to myself: "Dude drop a frag grenade you may still be able to kill him."
UnbeltedSundew 1 week ago
you play waaay to much
ThereIsNothingToFear 1 week ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från RoosterTeeth
he should play fifa 12 that would funny like so he can see
C4RNI308 1 week ago
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Felix2142 2 weeks ago
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UnknownBrutaL 2 weeks ago
i like all the cabelas
s1ckification 2 weeks ago
I like the older Cabela games. The newer ones are made too complicated.
the0US0marine 2 weeks ago
:47 Duck Norris
DemonKnifer666 2 weeks ago
i just watched a full 17 minute ad... for a 6 minute video.
pattininja95 2 weeks ago
@pattininja95 Why didn't you just refresh until you got an ad you could skip?
ValidArgumentGaming 2 weeks ago
@ValidArgumentGaming i could of skipped it, but I've skipped it a hundred times so i figured i would watch it.
pattininja95 2 weeks ago
@pattininja95 Hahaha I've done that. Was it about Ron Paul or something? I actually found it interesting, but of course those politicians are always on some sly dishonest shit.
planeteclipse7 1 week ago
Ad's fuck everythiing up !! -__-
2fresh28 2 weeks ago
JOKER USED TO BE A HUNTER! :O
CoughingColors74 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you turned up the voulme to hear the guys at the beginning and then pissed yourself when Michael spoke!!! O_O
XM4N1AC11 2 weeks ago 149
If michae was a real hunter id sue him XDl
evakot1000 2 weeks ago
3:11 "Too- You're too fucking short! How about that!? You have no idea how tall I am! Fuck you!" Made me LMAO.
XxNick32xX 2 weeks ago
this guy fucking sucks at games
jujukdw 2 weeks ago
@jujukdw its his job
sharkeysamuel 2 weeks ago
this is pretty much the newest version of duck hunt, but the duck hunt is better...
TheTrueMilery 2 weeks ago
theres no need to fear SUPER DUCKS ARE HEER!
spiritburner07 2 weeks ago
jesus christ way to get the volume fucked up
gabba1gabba1hey 2 weeks ago
I KNOW ITS A SHIT GAME BUT IT TOLD YOU RIGHT ON SCREEN HOW TO CALL THE DUCKS RETARD
DrRavenge 2 weeks ago
Wow you suck at video games.
MakoVlazkov 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
hes a dumbass
dray467 2 weeks ago
He said Haitler. Way to go Michael.
NiceGuy0987 2 weeks ago
@REDNECKCABLETV Last time I checked, no. You're just fishing for likes
xPureGames 2 weeks ago
Fuck You Ducks!!!
daltonplaysthesax 2 weeks ago
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"come here u little mother fucker quack quack..BAMM!!.oh shit..(wait hang on)..HEADSHOT!!..oh no..FEATHER SHOTT!!!..dickshot?" xD
raytleft 2 weeks ago
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raytleft 2 weeks ago
prop duck
aidansayshi123456789 2 weeks ago
Come here u little Mother Fucker "Quack Quack"
THISISZANELOL 2 weeks ago
I used to be a wildlife expert, until I took a sparrow to the knee....
xPureGames 2 weeks ago in playlist Rage Quit
@xPureGames was that before or after you took a cock to the asshole and face?
REDNECKCABLETV 2 weeks ago
these aren't funny anymore.
Raymanlikesnothing 2 weeks ago
@Raymanlikesnothing Well, I still think these are awesome.
TheRE4Merchant 2 weeks ago
this guys vids are funny but he just sucks
cw5394 2 weeks ago
@cw5394 u suck
swaggerjacker110 2 weeks ago in playlist Rage Quit
@swaggerjacker110 I suck.
DaddySackful 2 weeks ago
@johnboy123922 no y
MySkillz11 2 weeks ago
THIS FUCKING DUCK IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!
TeamiFail 2 weeks ago
Rage quits are my favorite
TheRealPackRat01 2 weeks ago
SUCK IT RACCOON!!
krozza247 2 weeks ago
Michael is just bad at video games
zachb254 2 weeks ago
Hunt failed??! THAT BEAVERE HAD TO DIE!!!!
xXCiNdErLlAMaNxX 2 weeks ago
3:17 LOLOLOLOLOL
XxIneedaheroxX 2 weeks ago
3:56 shot gun are completely pussified in cod. Real shot guns are still efective at over 100 yards
Sniperfire123456789 2 weeks ago
@Sniperfire123456789 i know this piss me off
zeldamaster18 2 weeks ago
what a dipshit
SuperCorndog12 2 weeks ago
*BAM* whoops.... HEADSHOT!!!! dammit! FEATHERSHOT!!!!! dickshot???
Assassin6619 2 weeks ago
@MySkillz11 Are you like... In grade 2 or something?
GreenSummer450 2 weeks ago
what game
nukeclears 2 weeks ago
Quality
NeonHenchman 2 weeks ago
Feathershot!!!!!!!
...
Dickshot???
Gatitoplz 2 weeks ago
GOD DAMN IT!!!!
MiguelMends 2 weeks ago
noim 14 but this was fucking hilarious @JustSomeEmoZombie
MySkillz11 2 weeks ago
super cat mario
XXXshyguy9227 2 weeks ago 32
you're a retard
Caleb192837465 2 weeks ago
such a fun idea to drink pop without realising your watching a rage quit
CRUELZMAN 2 weeks ago
Thinks its weird he knew exactly what the name of the doctor was in the human centipede
alphadog2728 2 weeks ago 113
@alphadog2728 probably because iut is similar to hitler
Hijynx87 2 weeks ago
@alphadog2728 why is this the most thumbed up you knew it tooor you researched it which is more weird
jujukdw 2 weeks ago
Wow this game sure is so Friggin exciting. I can barely contain the excitement I have while playing this game. Hey come here!!!
XM4N1AC11 2 weeks ago
ah fuck me fuck me hahahahaha
TheBetrayal1 2 weeks ago
He could seriously use some help.. and i don't mean with the game..
pokealong1227 2 weeks ago
Wow... I thought the duck call was pretty self explainitory
Gorganbok 2 weeks ago
@Gorganbok
Haha, I hate these kind of games but I agree with you on this one.
kutsignup 2 weeks ago
Rage quit: World of Warcraft
CodpotGaming 2 weeks ago
divine intervention
random4736 2 weeks ago
591 people love the preschool drawing
brolylss01 2 weeks ago
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This is fucking terrible. Getting angry at his own inability to read the fucking screen and push LS while making the duck call. Idiot
absorbamatron 2 weeks ago
@absorbamatron Jesus finally someone that agrees with me.
GodRustang 2 weeks ago
@absorbamatron That's the whole point of this series, he freaks out. What else were you expecting, really?
UkeFoxx 2 weeks ago
@absorbamatron No, what it is, is funny. Later, retard.
PartiallyPie 2 weeks ago
head shot! Feather shot! dick shot...?
jinjy124 2 weeks ago 2
How fucking loud was that...
DylAlitY 2 weeks ago
Rage Quit: Cat Mario
RandomKillstreak 2 weeks ago
0:16
Apparently Joker/Seth Green is in this game...
gomez1323 2 weeks ago
2:46 sounds like he is talking to himself xD
UseTheNukeQuick 2 weeks ago
I itz not a beaver its a racoon...u guys got me in truble in class right now im crying and then they saw my laptop and they r blaming u
MySkillz11 2 weeks ago
@MySkillz11 LOLOLOLOLOLOL! how old are you? 6?
JustSomeEmoZombie 2 weeks ago
@MySkillz11 -________- Are you mental?
johnboy123922 2 weeks ago
Rage Quit: VVVVVV
LudusVan 2 weeks ago
he sounds like Goofy's son Max lol
MrBradleighB 3 weeks ago
Come here you little motherfucker QACK QACK. :)
MADJOKER091 3 weeks ago
Ohhh were gone fucken bait them in with the simple shit and then when their hooked were gone get exotec!
MADJOKER091 3 weeks ago
Dude, it's not hard to call the ducks in this game.
227ujo 3 weeks ago in playlist Rage Quit
ragequit: minecraft
NewEnglandboy453 3 weeks ago
@NewEnglandboy453 how do you rage at that game?
bellamy158 3 weeks ago
@bellamy158 i was giving a video idea for him :)
NewEnglandboy453 2 weeks ago
This game looks fun :P
xSwiPeHD 3 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGLOLROFLMYWAFFLFTWWTFHAHA
ZombieNemo13 3 weeks ago
Great White Tigers?
SpycroRLP 3 weeks ago
:06 doesn't that look like the guy from 16 and pregnant lol, also i rage quit when i start to play this game
SoFreshBlaze 3 weeks ago
i wonder if he has high blood pressure!
MrPrisnhoss 3 weeks ago
controller 462 destroyed... *sigh* bring in 463..
DarkWajabers 3 weeks ago 19
BAM! HEADSHOT! FEATHERSHOT! Dickshot...?
TheBorosouthern 3 weeks ago
This game looks fun
smittysfakebeats 3 weeks ago
2:28 Maybe hit up up and push the left joystick twice?
iceman78772 3 weeks ago
hit LS dumbass
knifeman127 3 weeks ago
Rage Quit: Ao Oni.
Even I Rage Quitted that thing.
I Rage Quitted the SHIT out of Ao Oni.
TheBroAndStephano 3 weeks ago
No
sonnicaddict 3 weeks ago
Is he mentally challenged?
GodRustang 3 weeks ago
@GodRustang It's a joke, genius.
TotalNonstopThemes 3 weeks ago
@TotalNonstopThemes I get that moron, but its not a funny joke. Its not even a clever joke. He sits there and yells that he doesn't understand a simple puzzle. If he does understand the puzzle and pretends he doesn't and then he (or you) finds that funny then I dare say that you are mentally challenged. If he doesn't understand the simple puzzle then once again, he is mentally challenged. Sorry, but jokes are supposed to be funny, this isn't funny, its pathetic.
GodRustang 3 weeks ago
@GodRustang So you insult people for liking something you don't? How original...
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