The Gamesters of Triskelion

[vRaZ1el]

Good ol' Kirks way of hittiin it then quitin it!

[utscuba]

"What is love??"

*Starts singing*

Baby dont hurt me!

[LincolnLLoyd]

LOL @ 15:15. Well done, Mr. Koenig. =] It always impresses me when an actor can pull off a rapid stammer like that. [I mean just try it - it's gotta be a gene. Like curling the tongue or whistling through thumb'n forefinger.]

[stevenmiles]

I don't mind 30sec commercials, I loath seeing the same ones repeating at every adjustment to screen.

[trwent]

What a novel concept--a rest interval during punishment!!

[themusicofthestars]

Nice Kirk, kiss her than punch her lol.

[DawnHeart15]

"Pleased to meet you....miss...." XD

[Masturbov]

"Dammit Jim, you've just condemned that poor girl to a life in the porn industry, because no one in mainstream TV/movies will hire her after you hit it.''

[mordanai]

Fuck you commercials!

[Kittiesrway2cute]

I just love how Dr. McCoy like never let's Captain Kirk go! It is so sweet!

[3link1]

I haven't even finished the episode yet and I know this chick has to die before it's over.

[3link1]

Poor Chekov. That chick would break him in half.

[onioncheesecoffee]

haha, "True Doctor, Constant exposure does result in a certain degree of contamination" - Spock..8:20.

[crispyfuller]

Captain's Log, stardate 33..whatever; Got laid /again/. lol nobody's surprised, but I'm going to give it a... 6/10, because she was beautiful for a chick with green hair, but oh boy does that rash itch. Kirk out.

[oneblackgeye]

ok, I am convinced that Captain James T. Kirk is solely responsible for the spread of at least one sexually transmitted disease and possibly Tuberculosis in the outer galaxy. Have you ever seen a bigger horndog? This guy has kissed almost every female in the universe except Urhura. lol

[420dimebag]

@oneblackgeye no no he kissed Urhura as well in the episode Plato's Stepchildren

[oneblackgeye]

@420dimebag "That intergalactic Bastad! (i left the r out on purpose for effect) I can't believe he even beat me to Urhura. lol

[flowertrue]

That particular woman has mold growing on her head.

[lonelygeorgeturtle]

spock needs braces

[seganerd89]

to skip ads click 00:00

[TheHellDawg]

He should of Brought Spock, That would of made a LARGE Difference 

[Spidrouse]

They spoke english in Roman times?

[Fritheby]

Roller Derby or Go-Go?

[FangedFashionista]

I love Checkov's nervous giggle when his alien pronounced his name incorrectly. :)

[BlackOps410]

15:31 Is Kirk eating captain crunch?! :O

[Redchakra007]

36:05 LOVE the sfx for his appearance

[deke76]

I wonder if Chekov hit that?

[AceOfHeart2012]

Now, forgive my being so persnickety here but, couldn't Kirk just as easily have slipped his hand through the bars (@12:27) and opened the door for Shana? He's usually such a gentleman. Collar of obedience not withstanding. Just a thought.

[tsartodd]

Lars seems like a good-looking enough guy to not need to resort to rape in order to get his thrall dick wet.

[ItsMrFloyd]

Poor Checov.. why did he end up with the transvestite drill-thrawl?

[AceOfHeart2012]

@ItsMrFloyd Well, it's obvious that he's not digging it.

[waffleownage]

this episode has all of the great Kirk moments

1 The Kirk close up

2 Kirk shirtless

3 The Kirk speech

4 Kirk fighting

5 And Kirk seducing the locals

[SethTurtle]

There really is no reason to go Warp 2 when you can go Warp 6.

[EmoHippySceneGirl]

Shahna looks like lady gaga sorta maybe i'm just silly

[celestiallight]

@EmoHippySceneGirl I know right. That's just what I thought when I saw her!

[fearguis]

LOL - that "doingoingoingoing" sound at :44 always means trouble. All the aliens in the universe must have the same doingoing technology for kidnapping folks.

[Bardlettt]

Kirk doesn't kiss and tell, he kisses and fractures your jaw.

[clintonearlwalker]

This was one of the first episodes I ever seen of this show in about 1968. Back in the days of the Soviet Union, the Cold War, and the Iron Curtain. I always thought the alien chick in the silver was so hot! Not many women wore things like that on TV back in those days. They don't make TV like this anymore.

[madandbugged]

Kirk is such a whore.

[frndandlovr]

within 5 seconds they've all stepped on the opposing color!

[golden24680]

"Your old titles mean nothing here, Captain." Really?

[unhacker]

They appear on their asses and not a one of the men lend Uhura a hand to get up. Nice work gentlemen! o.^

[kalimaganeshshivan]

I meant "and PRONE NOT to fly off the handle."  I hate making typos.

[tatisample1]

Was Uhura raped or did the thrall attempt to rape her?

[SitaBrightwind]

@tatisample1 that's what I'd like to know! I'm assuming its just attempted, or she wouldn't have been upright and grumpy afterwards (unless she's tuffer than I thought)

[jimmyboo12]

@tatisample1 I think Lars stopped when she objected. She didn't look like she had just been raped.

[Jeditard]

18:14 lol

[S0u11ess]

13:45

"Not some wild aquatic fowl"

[SonnyDelight55]

44:30 whats with the swastika?

[CarusIncendia]

A swastika makes a perfect cross. It has four endings, and you could fit it neatly inside a sqaure. That symbol has three endings and is triangular.

[Uyarasuk]

@SonnyDelight55 That symbol is actually called a "triskelion", which the planet is named for.

[Yxra]

Provider One really makes out in the end on quatloos.

[LincolnLLoyd]

@Yxra: lol - that's keepin' your good eye on the ball. Neither of us let that one slip. =]

[megapurify]

damn, jim is a pimp!

[anglimited]

How does he feel talking to BRAINS?????? I wonder.

[888OXOMOXO888]

"Doctor, I do NOT respond to hunches." *heh* :D

[KharmaKhoma]

14:45 lol poor Chekov!

[Zaz7y]

I know, that is such an obvious drag queen, lol

[pacanime1]

So what purpose did those training harness' serve. They wore them but they didn't do anything. LOL Lars and Franekman were the only two to bite the dust. To bad. Well Lars tried to force himself on Uhura so he had it coming. Frankenman was one of the slowest opponents. He didn't put up a good fight.. lol

[BondFreek]

What does a jock strap do? Nothing, but all boys are required to ware one in gym class. So, your comment about the harness is not valid.

[ngobleus]

We never wore them when I took gym class.

[BondFreek]

All boy's in the 80's had to ware them in Jr. high. It was considerd safer to play sports if you had one on insted of underware.

[pacanime1]

Man Chekov got owned pretty quick there. If it wer'n't for Kirk the Federation would have put up a pretty pathetic display. lol

[pacanime1]

So why can Kirk beam down whenever he pleases, but Picard had to stay on board. Was it because Kirk could kick some butt? lol

[BondFreek]

It's because Kirk did not care about the rule and Spock knew Kirk would not listen. Kirk's attitude is I won't send some one to do something I'm not willing to do my self.

[AuroraStarW]

because Riker is an extremely overprotective first officer who always insists on leading the away team himself.

...and because, while Picard looks dang impressive negotiating with aliens from the safety of his captains chair, I really can't see him rolling in the dirt with an alien/alien animal.

[CapitanBluebeard]

"Not some wild aquatic foul" gotta love spock

[arelimoon29]

Isn't the oudoor set the same set that was used when there was that chick, Nancy, that McCoy used to love but she was really dead and a salt eating monster was pretending to be her?

[TheXtech]

The actress who plays the green-haired character also played on the episode "The Deadly Years", where another character was also interested in the Captain Kirk.

[TheXtech]

33:20 Spock opens a can of STFU™.

[iloveakeys01]

Also, anyone notice that the background in the brainroom is the same as the episode where they found that creature in the mines?

[Wyrmshadow]

Yes you're right. Episode name was Devil in the Dark with the horta's.

[iloveakeys01]

Wow, did not see that punch to the face coming. Kiss 'em and punch 'em. Kirk is a jerk.

[iloveakeys01]

Lol they make Uhura take on two opponents, both of whom have huge ass weapons. Maybe they though they couldn't fight because they were women. Well, Kirk learned his lesson!

[mjboudx]

Uhuras got those black girl nails, she could've taken him.

[chicknumero1]

I don't understand why this guy keeps calling Kirk captain if titles have no significance here.

[Demithegoddess]

@chicknumero1 They probably assumed that was his full name since everyone called him Captain all the time.

[chicknumero1]

Aw, man, I wanted to see the green haired chick try to do the same thing to Kirk that Uhura's thrall did...

[dumbestname]

35:14

I wasn't expecting that. LMAO!!

Knocked the green out of her.

[Demithegoddess]

All of those computers, and apparently a ton of programing, and not a keyboard ANYWHERE. I'm impressed.

[HowieT85]

15:09

Taboon: I am your drill thrall, if my providers are pleased we may even be selected for each other.

Chekov:(wimpers)

Taboon(in man voice): NOW DROP YOUR PANTS!

[Kirok]

46:58-47:10 -- LOVE the way Kirk yanks that despicable collar from his neck.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMM­!!!

[Lamangelow]

Yes "helping" that's what we'll call it. You can also be "helped" with no clothes on.

[crazycoolone]

One thing about this episode is that it shows that Kirk is not only a ladies man but also a genius, honorable and brave.

People make a bunch of him with different women, but this show was made in the 60's when FREE LOVE was abundant. Look at Woodstock....

TOS dealt with issues that were too progressive for the ultra-conservative mindset of the 60's. Why else would this show be able to sustain & flourish for over 40 years after filming only 3 years? The country was closed-minded.

[nerad137]

They used that matte painting in "Devil in the Dark" lol

[syfyMango]

WoW, Kirk just made outwith the gaga looking chick then punched her in the face... wow...

[pinklisa]

@syfyMango She looks just like lady gaga. That is to funny.

[VintageLefty]

Then stuck his hand down her undies.

[bustybossoms]

35:10 Eat it bitch!

[SkaarjSlayer]

Wow @ 18:30

Their target practice slave happens to be a black guy and they're all allowed to beat on him..

racist much? lol

[runner305]

@AVelvetRevolution Happy that your racist remark was hidden!

[crazycoolone]

Remember this was made in the 1960's when the Civil Rights was being fought & Jim Crow was strong in many parts of the South.

TOS was WAY ahead of its time in that those who may have applauded the Black guy being beaten would have a distaste for a White guy (Kirk) suffering the same punishment for standing up for him & Uhura.

It's pure GENIUS that the writers were able to show that beating & mistreating ANYONE is WRONG and despicable. That is the Power of TOS series.

[Kirok]

Well -- notice how Uhura rebelled, how Kirk and Chekov were right with her, and how Kirk took the guy's beating for him. So, sure -- the bad guys whose logo is a modified swastika (a triskelion is a three-legged version) were just a *touch* racist, but the heroes weren't.

[sarahsimagination]

Chekov!! ( ) o ( ) omg!

[ThriceThursday]

Captain Kirk must have the largest collection of STD's in the universe, lol.

[stbays]

@ThriceThursday

STDs won't exist in the future. They've all been cured. Thus, people are able to have casual relations without fear. Isn't the future wonderful?

[vfabs31]

poor chekov

[drryles]

Is it just me or does Shawna remind anyone else of Lady GaGa . Just wondering.

Best wishes,

Dr. Ryles

[tatisample1]

@drryles LOL Your so right

[saitheninjedi]

@drryles

Yep. Heck, might ewen be her mom...

Knowing Kirk, Lady GaGa is his child...

[drryles]

They may not admit it but every man out here secretly wishes he was Kirk.

Best wishes,

Dr. Ryles

[veratai707]

I admit it

[colorful81]

kinkiest ep. ever. ...debatably.

[AuroraStarW]

in my humble opinion, Kirk ending up in a former lover's body is hundreds of times kinkier.

[Spencerianism]

Clever pshycology against "gummy" brains...I love it.

[polysmart]

The captain always gets the hot chicks

[trwent]

No kidding!!

On just about every landing party mission, Kirk gets to bang some tin-foil clad alien babe like Shawna.

Then when he gets back he ship he gets some more (I mean, you just KNOW that he does Uhura and Rand on a regular basis).

[kirkenbunken]

This episode is very s&m.

[TiffKing]

captain kirk is too smooth and uses it for his advantage, lol

[TiffKing]

well finally after 2 seasons spock is contaminated with some kind of human emotion,lol

[TheDeathofGrace]

this could be the way our earth started off. 3 brains were forced to train our ancestors who were thralls.

[ninjaguysvideos]

nahhhh.

[TheDeathofGrace]

nahhh..

[PCpete101]

TOS is such a great show. I hate the fact that it lasted only 3 seasons, the show deserved so much more then that :(

[caitlinjane92]

@PCpete101 I agree with you 100%. I mean, it should've lasted just as long as the mission of the star ship Enterprise lasted, which was 5 years. Although, it could've lasted for so many more years/seasons that that.

The show may not be around anymore, but it's legacy will live forever. ;)

[alcaeus]

35:24 big time camel toe

[alcaeus]

"Is this also helping?" "Yes you could call it that"  "Please help me again!"

[bosox381]

Did Uhura just get raped?

[earp1673]

Nah, Lars stopped at her objections

[PeteDragoon]

if she ended up beingf in porn its cuz she has a nice ass. thats the one w/o the manly voice correct?

[Bestmanme08]

Shatner dedication in great new bio (All About Jeffrey Hunter) at amazon!

[Ninquelote]

Oh Kirk, you adorable whore... I'm kinda bummed that Spock and McCoy didn't end up having a wacky adventure together, though.

[TheCityISAtWar111]

haha, yeah that'd be halarious (:

[ThePiscean60]

this is the trippiest episode ever!!

Kirk makes it with a woman with green hair who can kick his ass-

Glowing brains bet on the outcome of

hand-to-hand combat

And Spock makes a reference to the BIBLE- "Daniel was armed only with faith"

What were they on when writing this one???

[xxbeautybabesxx]

whatever it was, I'd like to try it! lol

[hothfreeze]

A drag queen in Star Trek?!?!?! Poor Chekov! :(

[tsartodd]

@hothfreeze Or Bea Arthur ... who was manly enough to be a drag queen.

XD

[ibtnm25]

The green haired woman ended up doing porn in her later years.

[runner305]

@ibtnm25 yes, a DEFINITE hottie there!

[thepheoniix]

The colgate adds are ok ...but why do they have to increase the volume so much?

I think we should ALL BOYCOTT cOLGATE!!

[dbzakj]

YEAH, SENSODYNE FTW

[Takifun]

yOu know these colgate advertisements dont make me want to buy the product,of anything it agitates me.iTs enough i have to see the commercials on tv,but now on the computer.Give me a break.

[Catalina650013]

This is my third attempt trying to get through this episode- I can't stop cringing at Kirk romancing this episode's "babe." It really is a struggle.

[BTony21]

LMAO...I just thought it was funny, but Chekov got stuck with the one that sounds like a dude :P

[thelaughingheart]

she looks like lady gaga

[ClamzoniofRI]

Cossacks! Go Chekov!

[Rectroq]

ANY commercial is so refreshing after all the colgates

[juliench1]

Any reason why Shatner and nimoy are wearing flat heeled boots, and poor walter koenig has like a 2 inch wedge on his?

Gotta love spock. They vanished? hmm. to bad. let me know what happens yawwn

[sveatch40]

I nominate this episode for one of the three worst episodes of Star Trek ever! The other two are Plato's Stepchildren and Spock's Brain. Watch them at your own risk!

[CinnyDear]

Did anyone else laugh out loud hysterically when Kirk punched the girl out? I'm ashamed and thrilled

[CinnyDear]

Oh, no, silver-diapered oompa lumpa girl! You're in pain! Let me rub my schlonger against you and it will make the ouch go away.

[CinnyDear]

How many venereal diseases do you think Kirk had? His wanker must look like a burnt sausage.

[CinnyDear]

Transvestite + Chekov = match made in heaven. I hear bells!

[tsartodd]

@CinnyDear Actually, Tamoon is VERY feminine compared to some of the chicks that Chekov was used to in Russia!

XD

[casomess]

oh my god, uhura was in a fight scene! XD

later though, i have to admit i was a touch concerned when lars got a little fresh. o_0

[nurdeens]

dude thats nothing u should have seen her in some other episode she had a short top with a short skirt on showing her amazing body lol

[NinjaPenguinRobot]

Does anyone else think Shawna reminds you of a tall Oompa Lumpa? I swear I thought she would burst into song for no reason.

[Islandscene09]

these commercials are making me hate brooke shields.

[geekyomega]

These episodes are not loading at the time I write this! Man....I need Star Trek!

[terrorzilla]

The ads need to be a LITTLE LOUDER please. *rollseyes*

[magicianspirit]

One wonders what would have happened if Kirk's and Chekov's drill thralls had been reversed. Chekov would probably have been all over the green-haired thrall but Kirk would have been much more subdued! LOL

[RJLupinRox]

He's not fallowing a wild, aquatic fowl.

[99rei99]

I love that the rules of the final battle are that Kirk may not step onto the blue area, yet he promptly does so 2 seconds into the fight and several times more.  I don't know, I found that funny. Also, this was a good Spock and McCoy episode.

[imapuppylover]

the ensign who found the trail looks a lot like nurse chapel

[runninghorsesforever]

"That's w-w-w-w-w-werry nice....miss." XD

[BustaCapps89]

omg...2:48, the knife!

[ma1k3ru01]

Wow! The girl with green hair seems very unhealthy. So horrifyingly skinny...im glad things are changing so that women with meat on their bones are being accepted as apposed to talking walking sticks with large heads. That kind of skinny is just disgusting.

[quiptic]

why does kirk go around smooching chicks in every episode? Howis it necessary or relevant for the episodes? It seems to me that he demands such scenes in the episodes and doesnt agree to act without them. What a greedy ass sex maniac

[prreynolds]

Shows you what the target audience was at the time.

[imapuppylover]

i don't think thats what Shatner is. its what Kirk is. kinda. i honestly prefer captain Picard as he more logical and less emotional than Kirk...and he doesn't go around on various planets smooching chicks.

[skunkapunka]

he is a captain, and as a captain he must have a girl on each port.

[kalimaganeshshivan]

@imapuppylover Ironically, Picard was more like Kirk at the beginning of his Starfleet career until an alien stabbed him through the heart in a fight and it had to be replaced with an artificial one. After that, Picard became more civil, logical and not prone to fly off the handle. He is even less of a romantic lothario than Kirk too.

[prreynolds]

3:15. Oh, how the tables are turned - Kirk is the stabee

[esoteric714]

Shawna is the least attractive of the Kirk romantic interests.

[Dallasfann71]

that guy is mike vick, and uhuura kirk and checkov are the dogs along with the other people

[SpockAndLoad]

Does anyone remember Mystery Science Theater? The character Brain Guy is a direct parody of the brains in this episode.

21:56

And that's one mighty large bottle of Coke...or Pepsi.

[42pineapple]

OK....love this episode...but kirk went WAY off the yellow areas in that battle....lolz

[imapuppylover]

too true, too true...

[magicianspirit]

That was explained earlier in the comments

[Pinwheelin]

Lol, the light up brains look like something I could probably find at Spencer's in the mall.

[Sez56]

35:00 - 35:15 perfect. Take this bitch

[pyromaniacchica]

"are you out of your Vulcan mind" one of my favorites

[dancefever6am]

Does anyone know what was happening to Uhura at 11:20 ish? It sounded horrible D:

[johnthunder107]

Take a wild guess.

[Bfdidc]

It looks like "Lars" didn't get what he was after at any rate. He didn't look happy and Uhura looked like she was ready to clock him with that pitcher.